Tiejian Temple, very famous.

In the original book, after Qin Keqing's death, this is the place of funeral.

Because Wu Fa didn't like this temple.

Qin Keqing and his wife, even if their fate is different from that in the original book. When he came to this place where Qin Keqing was supposed to hold a funeral a few years later, his heart was also relieved.

"This temple is unlucky."

Since traveling through this world and being reborn with the help of this body, Wu Fa is very in awe of ghosts and gods, and will not stupidly think that immortals are legends. He has been reborn, such strange things have happened, and then shouting that people die like lights going out, that is a brain disease.

During this time, Wu Fa gradually calmed down the fear of ghosts and gods in his heart.

Seeing the Iron Threshold Temple, Wu Fa became inexplicably irritable again. Qin Keqing ate the Suixin Pill, but this should be the place where Qin Keqing stopped his funeral, Wu Fa stood outside the temple gate, still disgusted in his heart.

"This benefactor, the Iron Threshold Temple is a place of Buddhist retreat, the place where the Buddha's spirit appears, how can it be said to be unlucky?"

The host is named Sekong, with his hands folded, neither humble nor arrogant.

As the so-called show meets soldiers, it is unreasonable.

Monks are also very troubled soldiers, especially generals who don't like Buddhism.

This group of killers is murderous and full of evil spirits, and they are afraid that they will collide with the Buddha.

"Hit him!"

Wu Fa waved his hand, his face full of disgust.

"Slow!"

"Oops..."

Wu Fa's personal soldiers will not listen to a monk. Last time on the streets, those pro-soldiers did not listen to the words of the general and were afraid of the royal guard. This expedition, it seems that none of them have returned...

Everyone knows that the general has a small belly and chicken intestines, but he is not a generous person.

A group of pro-soldiers rushed forward in an instant, and the shoulder knife was not unsheathed, and began to fight indiscriminately.

Don't talk about monks, even if it is Rulai in front of them, they have to rush forward.

"Stop!"

In the miserable howl, a fat bald head rushed out of the monastery, and the speed was very fast, three strikes and five divisions of two, pushing Wu Fa's personal soldiers to the ground.

"Huh?"

Wu Fa's eyes lit up, during this time, although the reckless value no longer appeared, Wu Fa still gained a lot, and his own strength has been greatly improved, which can be said to be a qualitative leap.

One person dares to rush to 100,000 troops, just to test his own strength. In the end, Wu Fa came to the conclusion that he was already an absolute humanoid tank, and everywhere he went, he was unmatched.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one.

This fat monk's skills must be above his strength before he goes on the expedition!

"And another master, who are you?"

This fat monk, Wu sent an interest: "What's the good of coarse tea and vegetarian food, follow me, ensure that you are prosperous, marry a few mothers-in-law, and it is not in vain to be a man in this life." ”

The leper monk's scalp was numb, and there was no hair to cover it, and his scalp was a little tight.

Wu Fa!

This hob meat and reckless man in this Shenjing City!

The lame Taoist suffered a big loss under him!

When I saw it today, it was exactly the same as the legend.

Arrogant and domineering, hob meat reckless.

Let the monk mess with you? Marry a mother-in-law?

Feeling angry, the leper monk was a little cowardly: "This benefactor, I have promised the Buddha in this life, and I can't help myself... Well? ”

Before he finished speaking, his eyes went dark, and a big hand grabbed the placket of his clothes. The strength was so great and the speed was that he didn't have a chance to resist, so he was thrown out.

was smashed to pieces, and the reckless man said extremely domineeringly: "This lord is absolutely talkative, and he never deceives people perfunctory." Tie up this monk and enter the Shenjing City later, Lao Niu, this person is handed over to you, take him to the best sect in the city, and serve him well! ”

Amitabha and that Buddha, Buddha save your life!

Reckless!

"Donor!"

The leper monk was trembling all over his body, and he didn't know whether he was excited, angry, or frightened: "I..."

Before he finished speaking, Niu Jizong had already taken off his socks and stuffed a stinky lump into his mouth.

This habit was practiced in the steppe and tied up Mongolian princes and nobles.

No, habits are formed, and you can't change them if you want to.

Niu Jizong moved his toes and took the new socks from the hands of his own soldiers: "It feels very comfortable to put on new socks." ”

The leper monk's eyes widened, his eyes were white for a while, you have a new sock, why do you stuff the socks on your feet into the poor monk's mouth?

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the leper monk passed out directly.

Wu Fa was stunned for a moment: "Your special mother wants to smoke Lao Tzu to death?" Is it bad to use pants? ”

Niu Jizong smiled a little apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot that I was sweaty feet, and I didn't wash my feet once during this period of thousands of miles, so it may smell a little big." Underpants... It's better not to use it, after all, it's close, I haven't taken a shower during this time, and the smell may be greater than that of socks. ”

"Gross."

The taste is not only big, but also choking and spicy to the eyes.

The soldiers around him kept retreating, and the monk who was lying on the ground and was wailing no longer wailed, and began to retch, snot and tears flowed together.

"Ami... Vomit... Buddha... Vomit..."

The presiding officer of the Iron Threshold Temple, Sekong, vomited while chanting the Buddha's name.

Unfortunately, the Buddha did not come to care, and the vomiting continued.

Wu Fa pinched his nose: "Get out of here, hide aside." Tell you, find a few more girls, and tell them that there is no need to take safety measures, if you can have this fat monk's child, your old cow will help them redeem themselves. ”

Cao Gong's leper monk is a fairy, if he can give birth to a baby, I don't know if he can have a bull fork like Erlang God?

Niu Jizong scolded in his heart: I knocked on Nijiu.

Do you want me to spend money again?

The official level crushes people to death, this reckless thing, it's better to pinch your nose and admit it, when the time comes, spend less money, find a few ordinary, it doesn't matter if you're older, and it's not for your own use.

"Sins, Sins, Amitabha."

Sekong was lying on the ground, his eyes were red, the leper monk was a Buddhist sage, a living Buddha and Bodhisattva in the world, and the Dharma was profound, but he was suddenly so ruined by this reckless man.

"I just said that this Iron Threshold Temple is unlucky."

"No, you were beaten?"

Wu Fa pointed to the temple: "You see, the land within a radius of more than ten miles belongs to this group of monks, and the people here help them farm the land." The dignified Buddha, known as Pudu sentient beings, is equal regardless of high and low, and there is no difference between Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and Arhats? Aren't their monks also divided into small novices and presiding officers? I can't make all sentient beings equal, enslave sentient beings, and confuse sentient beings. ”

"Look at the golden splendor of this temple, bigger and more brilliant than my baron's palace."

Whether in a past life or in this life, the dislike for monks comes from instinct.

No matter in his previous life, after he came to this world and married Qin Keqing, he was already hostile to the gods and Buddhas of this world. If you don't clean up these so-called immortals, these immortals will clean him up.

Secondly, when he saw Tieji Temple, Wu Fa thought that his brother-in-law also had a dewy relationship with a nun not far away.

Unlike monks, nuns are also impure.

Wang Xifeng got the power of Tiejian Temple, and the old nun of the Mantou Nunnery was embarrassed, broke up Zhang Jinge's marriage, and killed two people.

Nuns don't be nuns, they become matchmakers instead of Yue Lao.

What a fuck up.

Qin Zhong and the nuns of the Mantou Nunnery had a private tryst, in the temple that should be solemn and solemn, a young brother and a little nun did that kind of thing as if no one was around, and the euphemism was to get fun to the Mantou Nunnery, and Qin Zhong quickly died.

Where this is a place of tranquility, this is clearly a dirty place of the world.

Qin Keqing stopped in Tiejian Temple, but Qin Zhong was "interesting" in the Mantou Nunnery, these sisters and brothers were both people who died directly due to adultery in "Dream of Red Mansions", the presiding law of the Tiejian Temple is Sekong, and the nun head of the Mantou Nunnery is Jingxu, in fact, the two places are neither empty nor empty.

This is Cao Gong's black humor, pessimistic and desperate.

I'm afraid it is, the fairy god arranges!

Therefore, the Stopping Spirit Iron Threshold Temple is a pimple in Wu Fa's heart, why should he stay in such a place?

This is true not only here, but all over the world.

"Take off the plaque and smash it. In the future, this temple should not be called Tieji Temple, otherwise I will smash your signboard once. ”

You can't tear down the temple and smash your signboard.

Wu Fa waved his hand: "Let's go." ”

is so arrogant and domineering, the soldiers are still in awe of the Iron Threshold Temple and the Buddha, but they can't disobey the order.

Sekong looked anxious: "This donor, why is he so targeting my Buddhism?" ”

"Wrong!"

Wu Fa grinned: "Don't buckle my hat indiscriminately, I'm not targeting the entire Buddhist Gate, but referring to the Tieji Temple." ”

"Why?"

This is a calamity!

Tieji Temple ate your rice?

Sekong is extremely angry.

"Look, look, you six impure roots, didn't you Buddha say, go against the grain and don't argue? Look at you, break the casserole and ask in the end, you are a Buddha with an impure mind. ”

Sekong bows his head, whose heart is clean?

Everyone eats together, I follow the Buddha, you follow the emperor, the two have nothing to do with each other, don't kill them all.

"You don't understand my approach now, when will the Iron Threshold Temple no longer be the golden body of the Buddha, you will no longer occupy the vast land, and when you sincerely cultivate the Buddha and become a virtuous person, you will understand what I am doing today."

A man and a man, if his wife can't keep it, life is waste.

If the Buddha dared to calculate Qin Keqing, he would also dare to overturn the Buddha's stall.

Everyone is dead, and today is interest.

When Wu Fa walked away, some monks muttered: "This is the devil of the world, this is the devil of the world, the Buddha took him away." ”

......

"Woo..."

I don't know when, the leper monk woke up. There was a whining sound in his mouth, and his eyes were almost on fire.

"Old Niu, look at this fat monk, he is about to take him to the Jiaofang Division, and his eyes are burning with excitement."

You're excited!

Your whole family is excited!

The leper monk wants to cry without tears, lame Taoist, you have hurt the poor monk.

Niu Jizong grinned, still calculating, how to save more money.

Wu Fa turned his head: "This monk is powerful, he may have practiced Tongzigong." Remember, when you go to the Workshop Division, don't untie the rope, and ask the girls to take the initiative. ”

Tender Brew!

Damn reckless!

You are practicing children's skills.

Amitabha, Buddha, it's not that I want to break the vows, but this demon forces his disciples to break the vows. Since they all have to break the color ring, what do you still have to do with your mouth?

Damn reckless!

Monk, I curse you.

Shenjing City was in sight, Wu Fa's heart became restless, and he really wanted to give up the army and go directly to the city.

When they approached the city gate, they could not see a group of forbidden troops, a thousand people, guarding a carriage in the middle. This is the carriage of the third prince Zheng Yiqian, lifting the curtain, looking at the Northern Expedition army that is getting closer and closer, Zheng Yiqian's eyes are full of excitement: "Go, let Wu Fa come to see Gu." ”

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