Cabezas U.S. military base, a small Central American country of Nicaragua.

Ronaldo came over with a thick stack of documents in his hand, and enthusiastically said "hello, hello" to every American soldier along the way.

Then he muttered with Chinese: "Your ancestors, your mother, your ancestors, bastards, purple smoke from the incense burner in the sun, my mother and I will ......"

The U.S. military only said that he spoke Spanish, which he didn't understand anyway, and greeted him warmly.

He crossed over three months ago, and now he is a native Nicaraguan and mayor of the city of Cabezas.

But considering that the U.S. military invaded Nicaragua more than a year ago, the government surrendered unconditionally, and gave the place of Cabezas as a gift to the U.S. Marines stationed there, so ...... A traitor himself?

No, nun.

But the problem is that the government didn't get the consent of the mayor when it sent Cabezas! This inexplicable identity made him can't help but feel sick for a while, he said resign, and the U.S. military said that if you resign, I will shoot you.

What could he do? Copying guys and fighting with these US troops? But the soul of a Chinese person, although he inherited the memory of his predecessor, is not patriotic at all, but there is no need to touch the stone of the US military with his own egg for Nicaragua.

Confused, this mayor is still here, and he is still very good, and nominally, he is administratively subordinate to the leadership of the capital government and reports directly to the president, so he really doesn't know if he is a traitor in this situation.

And he is here today as the mayor of Nicaragua to report to Colonel Jack of the U.S. Marine Corps.

When he came to Colonel Jack's office, he saw the colonel holding a little girl up and down, and forced the disgust in his heart and said, "Colonel Jack, you are looking for me." ”

"Mayor Ronaldo, hahaha, you're just in time, have a drink?"

"Thank you, but I still don't drink during work, do you have any instructions?"

"That's right, today, another heroic American soldier was diagnosed with a venereal disease during a physical examination and had to go back to his homeland for treatment, and our heroic soldier did not die on the battlefield, but died on the bed of a prostitute."

"Mayor Ronaldo, I suspect that the prostitute who spread the virus to our valiant soldiers is a spy for the Sovereign Defence Army, and here is some information about the woman I have gathered, and I believe you can arrest this woman and give it to me, right?"

Ronaldo frowned when he heard this, and took the information and said: "The spy is too much, it's going to be shot, I will find her and then drive her away, how about it?" ”

Bang!

Jack's hands slammed on the table and stood up and looked at Ronaldo condescendingly: "Are you questioning my orders?" ”

"I ...... Don't dare, I'll try to catch her, but I'm really not sure I'll be able to catch her, especially in the name of a spy, and I suggest you think about it again, Colonel, it's too unnecessary, right? ”

"Humph!"

Colonel Jack put his feet on his desk, lit himself a cigar and said, "The Resistance must not happen again when they attack our valiant navy soldiers through venereal diseases." ”

Yes, the U.S. military is scourging little girls everywhere in the city, and some of them don't have protective measures, so it's time to take care of them.

"In this way, when you go back, you will make a statistical and all-round screening of the women in the city, and pick out the women with venereal diseases, and in the future, this work will be done twice a month to ensure the health of our valiant sailors. All women with venereal diseases are directly put to death if they are discovered. They are all spies for the Sovereign Defenders! ”

Ronaldo was stunned for a moment before he said: "Ah~, it's such a management method." ”

I couldn't help but be a little angry in my heart.

Frowning, Ronaldo shirked: "The workload is a bit large, and the cost is a little too high, there is no special gynecological examination room in the city, and it will take a lot of money to implement this plan, and the city's current finances ...... It's difficult. ”

"Does it cost a lot of money to have women stand on the street and take off their pants and get a few experienced gynecologists to go through them one by one? If there are not enough gynecologists, can't the National Guard be used? Don't they have long noses? Can't see or smell? ”

Ronaldo was stunned: "On the street? National Guard? So what if that's the case...... There will definitely be prostitutes who evade inspection, disguise themselves as women from good families, and it is easy for them to slip through the net. ”

"Oh, dear Lord Mayor, you misunderstood me, I didn't mean to check all the prostitutes, but all the women in the city. Nicaraguan women are easy girls, anyone can become a prostitute at any time, become a weapon of resistance against our heroic navy, you know, all you need is a bottle of Coke, or two corns, you Nicaraguan women can easily untie their clothes, what good family is there? ”

Ronaldo laughed angrily when he heard this, and couldn't help but say: "Obviously, after you American capital came, you monopolized almost all of the national economy and people's livelihood here, and did not pay wages to workers, only issued coupons, forcing people here to live without relying on women to sell themselves, and as a result, the women in Nicaragua became easy girls?" ”

What a shame!

"What, you question my orders? You know, Mr. Mayor, that I am the real master of Cabezas. ”

"Colonel, your order is that every two weeks the women of the city be examined and put on the streets, with their pants off and sniffed by the National Guard, in order to protect the physical health of the valiant sailors? And all the women who are found to be really sick will be executed? ”

"Yes, if you are a virgin over 13 years old, please register and sort it out."

Ronaldo thought for a moment when he heard this, and his fists were clenched hard, although reason told him that he couldn't directly start a conflict, and that he had to make a detour, so he might as well agree to come down first and then find a way.

But when the words came to my lips, they said: "FU-CKU!" You fool! Lao Tzu is a mayor and a politician! Not a special pimp! Colonel Jack, I know that all of Nicaragua is your colony, but I think you have the most basic respect we should have. ”

It doesn't matter whether he loves his country or not, and whether this country is Nicaragua or not, his education since childhood does not allow him to do such things.

Colonel Jack couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and soon said with a fierce look on his face: "What did you say?" Mr. Mayor, I can give you a chance to reorganize the language. ”

As he spoke, he snapped, took out his pistol and slapped it on the table.

Ronaldo calmly glanced at the pistol on the table, looked at him, and tried his best to pretend to be very confident: "Colonel Jack, I have to remind you that in addition to being the mayor, I am also a very good businessman, and I also have friends in the beautiful country, including Brigadier Handy, and he also admires me very much." ”

"Do you know Brigadier General Handy?"

"If there is nothing else to do, I'll go first, there is still a lot of work to be done in the city hall. If you want me to resign, my letter of resignation will appear on your desk early tomorrow morning, and if you want to shoot me, you can shoot me now. ”

With that, Ronaldo walked as gracefully as possible, turned away, and did not hear the gunshots until he turned the corner out of the door, and then his legs were weak and he held on to the wall and gasped for air.

What he said just now was bragging, how could he be qualified to know Brigadier General Handy, but he was just a distant brother who happened to know Handy's wife, and he was not particularly familiar with him.

Hey~, what's going on.

After a while, Ronaldo took out his handkerchief to wipe the sweat on his forehead, then straightened his chest, raised his head, walked out of the base with graceful steps, smiled at the American troops he saw along the way, said hello, and then continued to scold them in Chinese.

Then when I walked to the door, I happened to see a U.S. soldier who had obviously drunk a lot of alcohol walking in with two little girls in his arms.

One of the two little girls, dressed in scantily clad clothes and wearing heavy makeup, did not know him.

The other is Wuguan Xiuli, who looks a bit like Gal Gadot, and is his sister Elsa.

"Elsa? You...... How could you ......"

Aisha was also panicked when she saw Ronaldo, a look of panic flashed in her eyes, and then, she actually snorted disdainfully, and buried her head deeper in the chest of the American soldier.

Ronaldo was in a mood swing at this time, and when he saw this scene, his blood pressure came up all of a sudden.