Chapter 89: 65°C, a gentle knife?
"Oh, what's the matter with you!"
"Why are you dragging me, let go, let go!"
"If you don't let go, I'll scream, help, help! You let go of your evil mother-in-law, do you treat the old man like this? You are disrespecting your elders! ”
"If you don't respect the old and love the young, people like you will be punished!"
Liu Wei's grandmother looked angry, she didn't expect Feng Hua'er to be so strong, she wanted to rely on it for a while, but she didn't expect to be thrown out like this.
It's just infuriating.
As soon as she stood firmly, she wanted to rush back, because it was too hot outside, and as soon as she got out of the air-conditioned room, her skin felt like fire, and her whole body was hot, how could she stand it.
But it was not easy for her to go back, because Fat Li was already blocked at the door.
"What's the matter with you old lady?"
Li Fatzi had a straight face, "There is a power outage everywhere, and it is already very good to have an air conditioner blowing for you for a few hours, why do you have to inch in!" ”
Grandma Liu Wei also knew that she was at a loss, so she said: "I didn't say no, didn't I just turn off the air conditioner and cool air, what's wrong with me staying for a while." ”
"Also, why is your daughter-in-law so rude, treating the old man like this, what if she bumps me in."
"My wife is rude? You seem to be playing some international joke on me! ”
Li Sanpang sneered, as soon as he finished speaking, Liu Wei was carried out by Feng Hua'er like Feng Hua'er, Liu Wei didn't catch people like his grandmother, it was like a machine that couldn't speak, and he stood outside when he threw it out, just behind his grandmother's ass.
When Li Sanpang saw his dead appearance, he thought that if his son became like this in the future, he was afraid that he would have to come back to life from the coffin.
hated the iron and scolded: "My family is not polite at all, and they run to say that others are impolite, and their skin is too thick." ”
"Eh, how can you talk, you are beating around the bush, talking so ugly, no wonder you are so fat, fat like a pig!" Grandma Liu Wei thought that she wouldn't be able to blow the air conditioner anyway, and she was not polite to speak.
Liu San was fat, "That is, our family eats meat every day, and my daughter-in-law feeds her fat." Not like your home. ”
Cut! ~
Liu Wei's grandmother rolled her eyes, this kind of words did not kill her in the slightest.
"It's a fool not to take advantage of it, you're a big fool, you don't know a fart, no wonder you mix so badly! Fat like a pig, raking ears, marrying a daughter-in-law became like that, like her, no one wants to be single until eighty in our village, and you picked it up, you still laughed to death. ”
No way! ~
Although Li Sanpang knew that the old lady in the countryside was very strong in scolding, he didn't expect her to speak so unpleasantly, thinking that the snacks he took out of the car in the afternoon were all in the mouth of the dead old woman, and he felt that he had lost a lot.
"You ......" Li Sanpang originally wanted to scold, but he felt that he was too unqualified, he didn't want his quality to be lowered by this old lady, and it seemed that he was also a shrew who scolded the street.
He said: "That is, it is my great blessing to marry my daughter-in-law, how can it be like your grandson, who is so old and has no money, wants a daughter-in-law without a daughter-in-law, wants nothing, maybe when you die of old age, he will still be single." ”
"Unlike me, my son was admitted to a key university and is about to become a graduate student, not to mention the monthly salary of tens of thousands, there are still 10,000 yuan."
"Oh, this is 10,000 yuan a month, 120,000 yuan a year, 1.2 million yuan in ten years, buy a house, buy a car and marry a daughter-in-law, maybe in a few years, I will also hold my grandson."
Today, Li Fatzi is also willful, he has always wanted to blow his son before, but he is embarrassed to blow it, but today he wants to blow enough.
Liu Wei's grandmother's face is about to turn white, her grandson has no daughter-in-law, no money and no job, which has always been a thorn in her heart.
"You, you, I'll hammer you to death!"
Grandma Liu Wei said that she was going to do it, Li Sanpang was startled, this woman's nails were more terrifying than cats, she couldn't stand it, so she ran away.
"You old immortal, you still want to beat me?"
"It's you who beat you, beat your turtle son to death, what's so great about studying, let me tell you, you still go out to work for others when you study, maybe one day my grandson becomes the boss, and your son will have to work for my grandson, hum, what's the big deal."
"Whew! It's shameless. ”
Li Sanpang was speechless, "It turns out that this was passed on by you, you can really daydream." ”
"Daydream about you x, you stop !! me"
Liu Wei's grandmother couldn't catch up, so she stomped her feet on the spot and went crazy.
Li Sanpang laughed, he found it interesting to tease this kind of old lady, and he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't talk about him, and he was still jumping there.
The main reason is that the old lady's sore spot was pinched by him, and after a dimensionality reduction blow, the old lady had no tricks, and she couldn't get angry, so she went to Liu Wei to be angry.
So Liu Wei was caught and beaten by her again, and almost gave him all the mobile phone, Li Sanpang was speechless, "I quarrel with you, don't be angry with your grandson!" ”
If you have to make a comparison, Li Sanpang would rather hate Liu Wei a little less, at least Liu Wei is just rude to being used to, this old lady is different, she is simply bad and stupid.
"It's your business, you don't care about our family's family affairs!"
The old lady slapped Liu Wei on the back, Liu Wei was hurt, and he dragged the mobile phone with a roar and walked away quickly, the old lady chased after him while scolding, and the heart-rending roar could be heard in half the village.
After they left, Liu Jianguo and his wife came over to apologize in embarrassment, Li Sanpang sighed, and especially wanted to give the two couples some tricks, but think about it carefully, if other people's opinions are useful, is Liu Wei like this?
To put it bluntly, it was the old lady and the couple who spoiled it together, maybe he made a long speech and said that the two couples were like garlic, but as a result, people went back or as usual, do you say that people are angry?
So Li Sanpang didn't bother to say anything, waved his hand and said: "It's okay, don't take it to heart, no one can do anything about this kind of children and elders." ”
After saying it briefly, Liu Jianguo and his wife left with a lot of guilt.
Li Sanpang came back from a run, and beads of sweat rolled down like rain, but he was quite happy haha, because he hadn't encountered such a cool thing for a long time.
It's just that Feng Hua'er, who was leaning on the door, why was his eyes so scary?
He only felt that his limbs were weak, and his waist seemed to be a little weak......
"Ahem, don't look at me like that! Weird and scary. ”
Feng Hua'er smiled softly, "I didn't see it, you ran quite fast." ”
Li Sanpang was so frightened that his face turned white, I was obedient, his wife was too terrifying, they all said that gentle knives, knives cut people's lives, but other people's knives are knives, and his wife is the Qinglong Yanyue Dragon Slaying Knife!
This knife will be shattered, and the corpse will be broken into pieces.
"Ahem, I usually exercise too, okay, don't look down on people."
After saying that, he quickly slipped sideways to the kitchen, pretending to drink water......