"Piff!"

Tender Brew!

It's not that this king has no demeanor, no education, no quality, this king doesn't scold you can embody these, but I'm sorry ancestors!

For more than 100 years, Beijing Wangfu has always been a place of reputation and admired by the world.

Passers-by who come and go, which one of them mentioned King Beijing didn't give a thumbs up?

No one can squint at the Beijing Palace, today you threw rotten eggs at the Beijing Palace?

You rotten egg, not a disgusting king.

Rather, it stinked the reputation of the kings of Beijing in the past dynasties.

It's light to scold you, this king wants to kill you!

"Let's go!"

Under the pen of Cao Gong, the gentle and amiable King of Beijing County was soluble, and his face was pale: "Gather all the servants of the family, this king will meet, our Pingbei County Gong!" ”

The leader of the four kings and eight princes of this king, the king of the Great Jin Dynasty!

In the past, this king didn't want to oppress people with his identity, and he didn't find a chance, so today you send it to the door yourself, and kowtow to this king obediently!

Well?

Well?

This product is a county official, it seems that it is only half a courtesy?

Tender brew... Forget about the promotion of this horseman.

"Forget it, let everyone go back."

When he was about to arrive in front of the palace, Shui Rong suddenly remembered that this reckless man can't be reasonable and bring people over, this reckless man definitely has a lot of reasons to break into the mansion directly, and even kill people!

Water-soluble, scared.

"Smack..."

Just came to the front yard of the palace, a rotten egg landed in front of his feet.

The smell was terrible, and the front yard was full of rotten eggs. The servants of the palace hid far away, and there were several with rotten egg shells hanging on their bodies and heads.

"The founding martial artist, the eighth king of water quiet. I deceive people too much, cut you a few handfuls..."

Shui Rong didn't have time to adjust his breathing, straightened out his chest that was almost angry, and the neat shouting and scolding outside the palace almost made Shui Rong's three corpses jump, took off his long shirt, and looked for Wu Fa shirtless desperately.

"Piff!"

"Bastard!"

"Tender Brew!"

After scolding a few words, Shui Rong felt that his scolding level was still limited, and the cultivation of rich and noble people was too good. These scolding words heard from other places, scolded three, and when I wanted to continue scolding, I suddenly found that I only seemed to have these three scolding words.

It seems that there is, but in anger, the brain is not as flexible as before, and I can't remember anything.

The rudeness of the real mother!

How many handfuls do you cut?

Wu Fa, this king swears that you must be a eunuch!

This king, cut you first!

"Pingbei County Gong!"

However, the next moment, his eyes were red and he immediately smiled, laughing very happily and gently: "This king is water-soluble, and invites the prince of Pingbei County to enter the mansion." ”

The scolding stopped abruptly, and then a tall figure appeared in front of the mansion gate.

When he saw the water dissolving, Wu Fa gasped in his heart.

is worthy of being the king of Beijing County, the grace of several generations has not diminished, and he is still the king!

Who can compare to the scheming of a single family?

Such humiliation, can still laugh out loud, can still be so polite, who can do it in ordinary people?

Wu Fa can't do it, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of him, and someone dares to humiliate himself like this, Wu Fa will definitely want the other party to die first.

"Pingbei County Prince, because of the different positions of the court before, he participated in the Ling Taishan book, and Xiao Wang can't compensate here."

The King of Beijing County bent down slightly, his attitude was sincere, with a smile on his face, and he was very gentle: "If you can, Xiao Wang will sincerely apologize when he meets Lord Qin." ”

Hold on, you have to hold back.

At this time, although his chest is almost exploding, he can't wait to go up and bite this thing to death, but he must also show grace and generosity. Don't try to reason with this reckless man, don't try to be tough with this reckless man.

In that case, it will only suffer more.

Many nobles in Shenjing City have used their lives to warn those who come after them.

It's better to be the eighth king than to lose your life.

"The King of Beijing County is a character!"

This is something that Wu Fa rarely admires, and at the same time, he is even more jealous of the king of Beijing County.

Since the day Jia Zhen robbed his fiancée, Wu Fa has been in the same vein as the Four Kings and Eight Princes, and has become a dead knot that is difficult to unravel. Niu Jizong is just an exception.

Who let Lao Niu be a guarantor, and Niu Jiqing owes him money?

Lao Niu is also a yin, and he must also be careful, Lao Niu is also one of the four kings and eight princes.

Therefore, the heart of harming others is indispensable, and the heart of guarding against others is indispensable.

The old cow may not stab him in the back.

The king of Beijing County is soluble and is definitely a strong opponent.

"Since you realize your mistake, remember to meet our father, and apologize sincerely."

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, the king of Beijing County chose to be the eighth king and gave him a chance. Wu Fa turned around and left: "Our old Wu's father-in-law, not everyone can mess with it. provoked Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu burned your palace. ”

Piff!

Demon!

God, I beg you to send down the thunder and kill this man who killed a thousand knives!

That's your dad! 33

What our father?

Your daughter-in-law is not my daughter-in-law.

This one who killed a thousand knives finally left, and there was no nonsense.

Taking a few deep breaths, Shui Rong had to comfort himself.

In Shenjing City, this king should be the first, and without being humiliated, he can resolve the contradiction between him and this reckless man.

......

"Let's go... Next. ”

Wu Fa led his soldiers and left in a mighty manner.

Outside the gate of the palace, hundreds of soldiers and horses of the Five Cities Division, and dozens of Wu Fa's personal soldiers, their eyes were full of excitement.

Beijing Palace, who has the opportunity to throw rotten eggs into the Beijing Palace?

The commander of the envoy is a cow fork, and the king of Beijing County is such a figure, and he must bow low and be small, and he must apologize to avoid humiliation.

In the past, this kind of high-ranking family, before it got close, was directly driven away by the family of the palace.

Today, you will drive it to give it a try?

Don't hide if you have the ability, stand up a way.

"Master, whose house are we going to next?"

There is no way, the Manchu Dynasty lords and nobles, there were too many people who participated in the performance of the old man and the father-in-law at that time, almost all of them gathered in the west of the city, and a few were in the east of the city. Now they are in the west of the city, and if they walk a distance, they are a nobleman.

However, whose house you want to go to depends on the master's arrangement, right?

"Wherever you go, you won't let go of a single one on the roster."

Don't dare to bully him, bully his father-in-law?

Good dog guts!

The gangsters still know that the disaster will not affect their families, and there are also the rules of the rivers and lakes, this group of martial arts officials and eunuchs are not as good as the gangsters?

Bullying his family?

If you don't let them know this time, you'll be bullying his father-in-law next time.

"Huh?"

Coming to the door of an official eunuch, Wu Fa's eyes lit up: "This is it." ”

......

During the day, according to the time, this time is the hour of the hour, which is also called the time of eclipse by the common people, about 7 o'clock in the morning and 9 o'clock in the morning.

Today is not early, Chunxianglou is on the third floor today, and a large group of courtiers have gathered.

The singing and dancing are charming to the eyes, and the spring light is sultry.

Silk and bamboo, accompanied by the sound of conversation and laughter, can witness the harmony and harmony of the relationship between the people in the room.

"Lord Qin, how is the singing and dancing today?"

He Zhang smiled and asked Qin Ye, who was in the first place, who was slightly drunk: "This is a few top brands in Chunxianglou, all of them are talented, they are literati, and they are the girls sought after." ”

How about singing and dancing?

Qin Ye actually didn't want to come to this kind of place, as Qin Ye who was clean and self-loving, since his deceased wife died of illness, not only did he not renew the string, but he also did not take a concubine, let alone come to this kind of gold cave.

If you don't have money, you can't do it.

Our old Qin is seventy this year, and he is too old. When I was young, I didn't yearn for this kind of place, not to mention that I was old and old at this time, how could I be close to women?

Poor back then.

Now I have money, someone invites, and I have no heart.

However, the courtiers were too enthusiastic.

For those of you here, there are two grades and three grades.

Yesterday's banquet, there was also a product, for what?

In order not to be troubled, in order to be able to dissuade his son-in-law when he is looking for trouble.

They are purposeful.

I look up to our old Qin too much, that's our son-in-law, not my son.

Although the son-in-law respects us, we can't be unscrupulous, and I really think that the son-in-law will listen to us in everything.

In case, if the son-in-law has a purpose and does not listen to his own persuasion, then he will hurt his own face and his daughter's face, so why bother.

It's just that they can't refuse, so they almost carry themselves over.

If you don't come, you'll be entangled in the house.

Before Qin Ye could answer, an old man came in a hurry and whispered in the ear of the official book.

"Teng."

Chen Kaiqun got up suddenly, his face was cloudy, his eyes instantly locked on Qin Ye, and his words were very aggrieved, with a pleading: "Lord Qin! ”

Qin Ye's heart trembled, and the appearance of the official book was like being walked on a dry road and suffering endless grievances.

It's like a child who has been separated for many years and has seen his own father.

Qin Ye's scalp was a little numb: "Chen Shangshu, you are..."

Chen Kaiqun almost knelt down, grabbed Qin Ye's hand, and almost begged: "Lord Qin, the county prince of Pingbei went to my house with a soldier, you can help me..."

......

"Smash! Smash hard! ”

Outside the gate of Chen's Mansion, Wu Fa rode on horseback, and his halberd pointed at the gate of Chen's Mansion: "Throw it into the yard, what are you doing Xue Gang?" Don't skimp on rotten eggs, and if you don't have enough, go outside the city and buy them. ”

"The secretary is still the secretary, you don't care about the people's livelihood in the world, and you are specifically looking for trouble with my father-in-law, I want you to know today, as our father's son-in-law, how can I seek justice for my father-in-law."

Father-in-law!

What a son-in-law!

Unlike those martial artists, there are no fierce and vicious family members in the official palace of Wenchen. There were more and more people watching around, and a middle-aged man sighed with emotion and said flatteringly: "Son-in-law, you should find Wu Xiangong." ”

Look, look, the sons-in-law of ordinary people call their wives relatives their mothers. In the eyes of some people, the relationship between the father-in-law and the father-in-law is not as good as that of a clan.

Especially the father-in-law's family, whose status is not as good as his own, don't say that he is called a father, and those who can be polite can be regarded as conscientious.

Wu County's duke is directly called his father, and his status is high, and he is not a son-in-law. The power of the Qin Mansion is far inferior to that of Wu County Gong, and Wu County Gong is still so close and polite.

When you marry someone, you should marry the Duke of Wu County, having such a son-in-law is not only honorable, but also can straighten your waist.

"Wu County Gong."

A mother-in-law smiled and kowtowed: "I have a granddaughter, who is twenty-eight this year, with a beautiful appearance and a very bright water, should I send it to the county government as a concubine?" ”

Wu Fa, who was so easy to brew bitterness and hatred, and was angry, almost held back internal injuries because of this mother-in-law's words.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the people around him, and their eyes were shining with light when they looked at him.

Like a pack of wolves, staring at the little white rabbit.

Wu Fa's scalp was numb, and his body trembled.

Look at the old woman kneeling not far away, smiling with a wrinkled face.

It's hard to imagine that such an old woman would have a granddaughter with a beautiful face.

Don't pit our old Wu, our old Wu will look at the face.

You can't have a granddaughter with a beautiful face.

"Wu Xiangong, many sons and many blessings, men, spreading branches and leaves is the most important thing, there is a girl in my family, this year has just reached the age of Xuan, read less poetry and books, quite talented, send you to the house as a concubine..."

A middle-aged man, Wen Crepe introduced his own girl, apparently a scribe who had read a few books.

"Wu County Gong..."

Everyone, every word you say to me, you want to send the girl.

The corners of Wu Fa's mouth are slightly upturned, this is the pinnacle moment of a man's life, even when Hanyuan Hall was knighted, it was not so cool.

Our old Wu is quite popular in Shenjing City.

Who can let so many people rush to send their own girl to the house as a concubine?

Only we are the prince of Pingbei County.

However, looking at these people who were moving and opening their mouths to send the girl, the corners of Wu Fa's eyes jumped.

It's not just about sending girls, it's about being my father, grandfather, and grandmother.

None of them are good people, and the starting point is to take advantage of me.

"Restraint, restraint."

Wu Fa couldn't cry or laugh: "Our old Wu is not iron-beaten, you send a girl, that send a girl, our old Wu drinks a perfect tonic soup every day, and the most popular is to die young." ”

"You still keep the girl, find a good husband's family, what about our old Wu, keep a useful body, report to Jun'en, and go down to An Limin."

Well, our old Wu is a loyal minister!

This body has promised the country!

As soon as the words changed, Wu Fa smiled: "You see, how many good sons around our old Wu are all from the army, you see who has not yet married, and it is not easy to find a good son-in-law?" ”

The people around were silent, they wanted to cling to the power of Wu County Gong, but they didn't really want to find a big soldier for their girl.

Wu Fa was a little disappointed, if he could promote the marriage of the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses, so many soldiers and bachelors, how much incense merit would our old Wu get? Yue Lao doesn't have the ability of our old Wu.

It's a pity that I can't help my subordinates get off the order today.

"Smash and scold!"

Wu Fa casually put a rotten egg still on the closed gate of the Chen Mansion: "The officials are so hard, but they don't make decisions for the people." The court is loyal and good, and the people are bullied and oppressed..."

"Scolding... They all shouted..."

The soldiers of the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses, Wu Fa's personal soldiers, all had sparkling eyes.

is worthy of being a grandfather, not only can he throw rotten eggs, but he can also scold people like this!

"It's hard work for the officials to be the secretary, but they don't make decisions for the people. The court is loyal and good, and the people are bullied and oppressed..."

The soldier shouted vigorously, and his mouth was dry for a while.

The surrounding people also shouted, and after shouting for a while, someone shouted: "Good poem, good poem, Wu Xiangong will have another poem!" ”

"Wu Xiangong will do it again!"

Looking at the people who were coaxing around, Wu Fa's face was dark, specially brewed, do you think this is chasing stars, and it is so simple to ask the singer to sing another song?

Writing poetry is not as simple as singing and howling a few times.

Let's Lao Wu searched the intestines and scraped the belly, and the intestines were scratched, so there was such a limerick poem, and again... Our old Wu Jianglang is finished.

"Uh-huh?"

Since he is here to vent his anger for his father-in-law, this is a good opportunity to scold our old Wu who he is afraid of: "Be quiet, be quiet first, create a good environment for our old Wu, and our old Wu also needs to think about it..."

There was silence all around, really waiting for Wu Fa to write a poem.

Not far away, a group of more than a dozen courtiers dressed in gorgeous costumes, headed by Qin Ye, and Chen Kaiqun, the secretary of the ministry, were on the left, and when they saw a group of people outside the mansion gate, their souls were almost scared away.

Wu Fa.

Reckless!

led the pro-soldiers, and broke into the thirteen martial arts families, plus the cabinet deputy auxiliary family.

Killed hundreds of people, captured thirteen martial artists...

Two or three hundred died halfway, and Liu Fang, a first-class son, died on the way to the palace.

This reckless man is an unreasonable!

Dare to kill!

Various reasons can also be found for the guilt of murder to be attributed to the person who was killed, and to the victim himself.

At this time, if these soldiers break into Chen's mansion and arrest his relatives... Chen Kaiqun's face was as frightened as earth, and he begged Qin Ye beside him again and again: "Lord Qin, everything depends on you!" ”

Qin Ye's scalp is also numb, and it is still the same sentence, the son-in-law may not give us face.

Repeatedly stopping the son-in-law will also annoy the son-in-law.

However, looking at so many courtiers, the lowest rank is half a level higher than himself, and he is a third-grade. With so many second-grade and third-grade products to please a fourth-grade, our old Qin is afraid that he is the best fourth-grade in history.

Don't say if the cow is not a cow, this cow is not a cow, first of all, the son-in-law must give face.

While he was thinking about it, when he was slowly approaching, he heard Wu Fa say loudly: "There is!" ”

And with it, what's there?

Just when Qin Ye and the people around him were confused, Wu Fa said loudly: "Chen Kaiqun, the secretary of the ministry, is not a person to deceive the superiors and subordinates. He didn't ask if the road froze to death, and Zhumen had no character in wine and meat..."

"Poof..."

Chen Kaiqun stumbled and fell to the ground.

Tender Brew!

Slander!

This is frame-up!

Who deceived the superiors and deceived them?

Who saw that there were frozen bones on the road and ignored them?

Zhumen wine and meat stink?

Don't talk nonsense, we can't count Zhumen.

You're talking about yourself!

The point is that this limerick poem has no appreciation value, no literary value, and no aesthetic sense, but it is catchy, easy to spread, and easy to understand as soon as you hear it.

Even ordinary people can directly grasp the essence and grasp the information.

Chen Kaiqun is not a person?!

If it spreads out, he brews it, and he will leave it for 10,000 years!

The corners of Qin Ye's mouth twitched, his son-in-law's big words are not a basket, this kind of limerick is really coming as soon as he opens his mouth.

It's not appreciative, but it's good.

Qin Ye also understands that his son-in-law is here to breathe a sigh of relief for himself today. I was very moved, very moved.

"Lord Qin!"

Chen Kaiqun was like a cuckoo crying blood, lying on the ground, hugging Qin Ye's thigh: "You have to help me!" ”

The dignified officials and the Ministry of Shangshu have become like this, Qin Ye is actually very refreshed, he knew that this was the case, above the court, you one by one, when you participated in our old Qin, why didn't you consider the consequences?

If it weren't for our old Qin's cleverness, he directly started His Majesty and summoned our Fa Ge'er to the court, and you would still not stop.

Do you know that you're scared now?

"Lord Qin!"

The rest of the courtiers were also as earth-colored as they were.

They are afraid that if Wu Fa goes to their house, throws rotten eggs, and makes limericks, he will be ruined in the future and leave a stench for thousands of years... looked at Qin Ye one by one.

At this moment, Wu Fa heard the movement here and turned his head.

Qin Ye didn't do anything yet, and the rest of the courtiers were all smiling with smiles on their faces: "Duke Wu County, it's okay to patrol the city, the lower officials are polite here." ”

Kneel, kowtow, all in one go.

Wu Fa ignored them at all, jumped off the horse, and came to Qin Ye.

Looking at his star-studded father-in-law, Wu Fa had to sigh. Our old Wu doesn't have such a big face. With our momentum, my father-in-law is better than us, and our father-in-law is the best in history.

Restraining his thoughts, Wu Fa became more and more respectful: "Father-in-law, son-in-law is polite." ”

Very nice and very face-giving.

Qin Ye smiled, and kept sighing in his heart, we have raised a good daughter, and our daughter has found a good son-in-law, and God treats us well.

Qin Ye completely forgot how angry he was when Wu Fa opened the sedan curtain, and how he wanted to protect his daughter's innocence and not accept this son-in-law: "Brother Fa, can you give them a chance to apologize?" ”

Lao Qin is very good at being a man and talking.

You have been flattering me for the past few days, but you have not apologized to me, and I still feel a little angry in my heart.

I'm comfortable now, but I want to wait for you to apologize and make me more comfortable.

Well, it's good, it's very powerful, and our father-in-law is also a shiny person with a black belly.

It's a reminder to him.

This group of second-grade and third-grade people looked at themselves with blank eyes, and directly knelt down and kowtowed: "Wu County Gong, we will apologize to Lord Qin." ”

"Brother Fa."

Qin Ye is also a little unconfident, and his son-in-law should not be reckless: "Or, give them a chance to apologize?" ”

Wu Fa didn't answer, but turned around and scolded: "Stop, don't smash rotten eggs again, keep it for later." I didn't hear my dad say anything, give these people a chance to apologize, and now, all of them, turn back to the barracks, patrol the patrol, and do their duty..."

Qin Ye stroked his beard and smiled, he felt light and fluttering, and his son-in-law was just giving face.

In our old Qin's life, there has never been such a highlight moment.

Wu Fa didn't know what Qin Ye was thinking, so he arched his hand and said goodbye: "Father-in-law, the son-in-law still has a business trip, retire first, if someone bullies the father-in-law in the future, the son-in-law doesn't have to smash rotten eggs, but also order his house..."

Qin Ye waved his hand: "Virtuous son-in-law, go." ”

Wu Fa nodded: "Father-in-law, don't bear with your grievances, if Lao Niu didn't give us a roster this time, our old Wu wouldn't know about it, I wanted to visit one by one, and if my father-in-law came forward, I would leave this matter to my father-in-law to deal with." ”

Old cow?!

Niu Jizong?

These courtiers hate it, damn it!

If it weren't for Niu Jizong, this reckless man wouldn't know about the court, where would they suffer such humiliation?

Wu Fa, who sold Niu Jizong in a blink of an eye, had no sense of guilt.

Lao Niu not only owes him silver, but also a very influential figure in the four kings and eight princes, Lao Niu must be wooed, so, Lao Niu has offended so many people, and he must not be a lonely minister like our Lao Wu?

When Lao Niu gave the list, he not only offended Wenchen, but also Wuxun.

Lao Niu, let's rely on each other in the future, we are all enemies of the dynasty, I just don't know, can you withstand it?

Wu Fa felt a little proud in his heart, his face was serious, and he was threatening: "You guys, comfort my father-in-law's injured heart, if my father-in-law is a little dissatisfied, I will still come to visit!" ”

Some people died, but not completely......