Chapter 116: Pitted by Wu Fa

This reckless man is really daring!

Borrowing a royal pen?

Is this looking for death?

However, the next moment, Wu Fa had already taken the imperial pen and began to write and draw.

This reckless man can also write?

Thinking of the war report he wrote when Wu Fa was in the grassland Huohuo Mongolia, the corners of the minister's mouth twitched, damn it, if you have read a few years of books, you will not write the war report like that.

Make it, you can use the imperial pen as you like, and when the time comes, you will have a copy.

Royal things, Your Majesty's royal pen, without Your Majesty's permission, you dare to use it casually?

Even if His Majesty rewards the imperial pen, which one is not dedicated to the ancestral hall, should you really dare to use it?

A reckless man is a reckless man, and he doesn't know too much.

Yang Qingchen originally closed his eyes and opened them slightly, not wanting to have an argument with this reckless man, nor did he want to talk to this reckless man. Xiucai met Bing, and he couldn't explain it clearly.

This reckless man is the king of soldiers, and no one in the world can govern him.

He is the head of the cabinet, full of poetry and articles, statecraft, quarrels, and is really not the opponent of this reckless man.

We're not good at arguing.

When Wu Fa picked up the imperial pen, Yang Qingchen raised his eyelids slightly at this time, and a fine light flashed in his eyes.

Among the martial arts is Wu Fa, and everyone is oppressed together.

Wu Xun also hated this reckless man to death, which Wenchen mentioned Wu Fa, didn't he grit his teeth and hate his teeth?

This reckless man doesn't understand a lot of etiquette, so he can work this. There is no room for error in some etiquette, otherwise it will only arouse the suspicion of the emperor. Since Your Majesty trusts this reckless man so much, then Your Majesty should no longer trust this reckless man.

I hadn't thought of this before, and I had to put some thought into it.

Wuxun cannot be made bigger, otherwise Wenchen will have no advantage.

Wu Fa can't live, otherwise the Manchu dynasty will suffer.

With the appearance of this reckless man, the balance was instantly broken, and this is not possible.

The corner of his eyes suddenly saw Zhuge Shanji, the second assistant of the cabinet, and the corners of Yang Qingchen's mouth were slightly hooked, and his eyes were thoughtful.

are all thousand-year-old foxes, playing with a wild wolf that has just debuted, it may not be impossible to play to death.

Yang Qingchen's heart moved, and a smile welled up between his eyebrows.

At this time, the big guys are holding back a lot of strength in their stomachs, thinking of a way to kill this reckless man.

Looking at the other ministers, their expressions were indifferent and silent, obviously there are no stupid people in the big guys, they are all waiting for this reckless man to make a mistake, but there are a few people, thinking of the weakness of this reckless man, and they don't know.

"Hey."

At this time, Wu Fa suddenly turned around and beckoned to Shui Rong: "Prince Beijing, come here, how did you write the evidence of that note?" ”

Sure enough, this reckless man can't write!

Wenchen's face is dark, you can't write, do you still want to be reckless?

Wu Fake doesn't care about these: "This, when I wrote the war report before, it was written by someone else, and our old Wu transcribed it one by one, Lord Shui, you come to write the note, how about I transcribe it?" ”

You special brew, so troublesome!

I wrote down the note, what do I want you to transcribe?

"Whoa."

The imperial pen in his hand was handed to Shui Rong: "Our old Wu doesn't worry about you, only if you transcribe it by yourself, it can be regarded as an official note, otherwise how about you take the note and ask for money when the time comes?" ”

This reckless man!

Avoid the edge for the time being, and don't see this reckless man in general. Shui Rong smiled: "Then Xiao Wang will write a copy, but Xiao Wang is used to using his own pen, and Xiao Wang carries it with him." ”

As he spoke, he took out a small box from his cuff containing a brush.

The brush is delicate and exquisite, with jade as a rod, and the sunlight shines through the window, emitting a hazy shimmer.

Good pen!

Wu Fa didn't like to write, and he also liked this brush.

Wu Fa muttered: "Carry a pen with you, anyone can play, the water king is really good Yaxing, and the king of Beijing County has a good pen." ”

"Poof..."

Even though he hated this reckless man, some people didn't hold back their laughter, and quickly covered their mouths.

This reckless man has never read or written, but this kind of talk comes as soon as he opens his mouth.

I'm talking about tender brewing!

Shui Solu's face was difficult to look at: "Wu County Gong really likes to take advantage of his mouth, and Xiao Wang is not as knowledgeable as you." ”

Who dares to use the royal pen casually?

That's looking for death!

Even if it is a prince, he doesn't dare to use it.

Don't look at the royal pen is the prince's own father, and you can't use it casually.

Some literati and elegant guests, in fact, are hidden pens in their sleeves, and even some so-called talents, occasionally poetry is flourishing, and they want to record it, so they carry a pen with them, and they are gradually handed down.

The king of Beijing County, Shuilu, who claims to be a literati, has also developed this habit.

"Yes, yes, when someone wants to meet our old Wu in general, our old Wu likes to show him the fist the most."

Wu Fa shook his fist: "Sandbag-sized fist, have you ever seen it?" ”

It's huge!

I haven't seen it yet!

The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs wanted to laugh when he saw that the water was dissolved and deflated.

I didn't see that the big guys didn't answer this reckless man's words, what he said was what, and when he said a word, he could still lose a piece of meat?

The more you become more familiar with him, the more you are humiliated.

You can't talk about him, he can squirt people to death with one mouth.

You can talk to him, he reasoned with you with his fists.

The water-soluble heart twitched, gritted his teeth and did not speak, leaning over to write the note.

The water-soluble words are very beautiful, flowing like water, Wu Fa smacked his mouth: "The water prince's hand has not been exercised, tsk, the words written have a special taste." ”

Shui Jun didn't say a word, and after writing the note, he turned around and retreated.

Wu Fa felt bored, the water prince was not teased, so he said a few words, our old Wu also has a bicker, and he doesn't feel so boring.

Wu Fa began to lean over to transcribe, and he really couldn't write traditional characters. I have never used a brush, and the way I hold the pen is wrong. The words written with a shake of the wrist are crooked, and some of the words can't be seen what they are.

"Alright, let's sign it."

At this time, Wu Fa finally raised his head, put down the imperial pen, picked up the paper and blew it: "In order to prevent some people from talking like farts, let's make a note, after you sign, how about giving money when the time comes, and crossing out your names?" ”

You talk like a fart!

This reckless man will die if he does not humiliate people?

If it weren't for the fact that the big guy is very good at cultivating qi, he would have scolded him a long time ago. If it weren't for this reckless man, if he really didn't agree with him and dared to do it, he would definitely be scolded with foaming at the corners of his mouth.

It's so damning!

But the next moment, everyone became curious, what did this reckless man write?

Although this reckless man is copying the water-soluble words, it will inevitably be mixed with selfishness, in case there is an increase or decrease.

You can't be fooled by this reckless man.

"I know you're not at ease, so check it out."

Wu Fa rolled his eyes: "If you can't check it out, Lao Wu will not be responsible in the future, you must fulfill the provisions on the note, otherwise, our Lao Wu doesn't mind visiting every day." ”

Wen Chen ignored him, tilted his head and looked at the note: "Wu County Gong, what kind of word is this?" ”

"What word?"

Wu Fa scolded and scolded: "You are a Wenchen, you grew up studying, you have been studying for so many years, you don't know, there is a note of the water prince next to you, you are right one by one, if you can't recognize it, you can check the number of words, you ask our old Wu, our old Wu can't recognize it." ”

The face of the civil and military ministers is dark, you specially brewed it yourself, you can't recognize it, we can recognize it?

Not to mention, Zhuge Shanji checked the number of words one by one, and then compared them one by one: "The number of words is the same." ”

Sign it.

There are so many big guys, and there are water-soluble notes next to him, can this reckless man still cheat when he has evidence?

Don't sign?

The big fist of the casserole, falling on your face Believe it or not?

After signing, Wu Fa grinned, reached out to pick up the note he wrote, and then reached out to take the water-soluble note, accidentally, the teapot on the royal table was knocked over, and suddenly the water-soluble note was soaked in water, and he was completely blurred.

Deliberately, it must be deliberate!

Where did the civil and military ministers not know that Wu Fa definitely deliberately knocked over the teapot, just to destroy the evidence.

Vaguely, I felt that something was wrong, and I really couldn't say what was wrong.

"Oops..."

Wu Fa went to get the water-soluble writing note, perhaps because he used too much force, and suddenly the white and black characters were rotten, and the rotten ones couldn't be rotten anymore: "It's really too poor quality, and it's ruined like this?" Which royal merchant provided these royal things in the palace? Our old Wu wants to ask for a decree to investigate this imperial businessman! Come on, only our Lao Wu's note is the only note. ”

Wenchen military general, the corners of his eyes twitched wildly.

Damn, the imperial merchants provided by the royal things in the palace, the Xue family and a few others are going to be unlucky.

"Your Majesty has arrived!"

When the civil and military ministers scolded their mothers in their hearts, Zheng Qiu's voice came.

Emperor Qingyuan walked into the imperial study, Emperor Qingyuan kept smiling, and before he had time to glance at the ministers, Wu Fa was the first to greet him: "Your Majesty, our Dajin court, civil and military officials, care about the people of the world, when Your Majesty did not arrive, they discussed, each person donated 10,000 taels or 20,000 taels of silver every year, to share your Majesty's worries and solve problems..."

"The minister begs Your Majesty to build a temple and erect a monument to praise such a great deed, and to burn their names and praise them to future generations."

The civil and military ministers were dumbfounded.

They didn't care about the name engraved on the tablet, and directly ignored the past.

What's that?

Donate once a year?

Which one says to donate once a year?

Red mouth and white teeth, when your two lips touch, you open your mouth to lie, how do you do it?

That's the problem, I've been cheated by this reckless man!

Emperor Qingyuan's eyes were full of smiles, and before he could speak, Wu Fa said loudly: "Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty, the ministers have reported good news to Your Majesty, the court is so civil and military, the world is prosperous... They are all heroes! Your Majesty, reward them. ”

Some people died, but not completely......