"splash!"

"Damn dog hit!"

You will embarrass me when you come up, go back?

How can it be?

The old man came here, but he came with a purpose, how could he leave?

Yang Qingchen got up, came to his seat, and then picked up the brush and waved Fang Xuan... Eh, Long Feifeng Wu wrote some words, and then picked them up and wanted to blow ink.

"Poof..."

It's still a dead habit, forgetting that the mouth is not the same mouth it used to be. This blow blew out a column of water, no, a piece of saliva.

Fortunately, the handwriting is still there, just wet the paper.

"Hmph..."

"Poof..."

"Hey... Hah, uh..."

There were so many people in the room, and there were always a few who couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Zhu Yi also laughed, but when he thought about it, this was his fiancée's patriarch, so he hurriedly covered his mouth.

This scene is a bit funny, and people can't help but laugh. It was a pitiful scene, but it made people laugh.

Yang Qingchen's eyes were full of embarrassment, this reckless man, so that the old man is famous in the world this time, or the negative kind. After Zhuge Shanji left, the position of the leader of the heavenly scribes was going to be missing the old man.

God, why is there always such a reckless man wherever the old man is?

Send down the thunder and kill him.

"You..."

Wu Fa pointed to the young man with a big red flower on his chest, this was Zhu Yi, Wu Fa naturally didn't know him.

However, among so many people, this young man is dressed in a flower with a big red flower on his chest, which is different: "Read it..."

Although he is the champion, Zhu Yi is proud in his heart.

But this person in front of him is a prince, and it is an honor to be able to see himself at a glance among so many people.

Sure enough, if you want to be sassy, you are filial.

If you want to be praised, you have to be a flower.

Today, this dress is worn correctly.

There is a big red flower to set off, we are really the most beautiful boy.

Zhu Yi was slightly excited, as a person who judged the situation and knew how to greet him, Zhu Yi hugged his fists and saluted: "Thank you, Lord Wang." ”

Thank?

I'm sick in the brain.

This king also doesn't know words, well, it should be said that he can't recognize a few traditional characters.

In his previous life, Wu Fa was an orphan, and at the age of fifteen or sixteen, he lost the blessing of the orphanage, and after entering the society, he did not become the protagonist of the inspirational story after all, and he did all the hard work.

Wu Fa, who graduated from nine-year compulsory education, does not have the versatility of those people who travel through books, he is an ordinary public figure who has endured all kinds of hardships.

Although there is a system ...

But this system... If emmm could change it, Wu Fa would agree without hesitation.

"Ding... Release reward tasks, reckless people make a big fuss about the talent banquet, reward..."

!

Wasn't this dog dead before?

Why did you suddenly jump out?

What are the later rewards?

The point is, the system said that three years of silence have only been taken advantage of for a short time... Will this prolong the silence?

Give a reward, no, it's the kind of skill that is proficient in all kinds of music, exports into chapters, and opens your mouth into poems.

Do you want us Lao Wu to also show his talent and be ashamed of these people?

Unfortunately, the system didn't respond at all: "Dog, what do you want?" ”

"The ministers obey the holy decree of His Majesty, and the deputy judge of the banquet for the talented man, there is no holy decree for the ministers to return home, and they dare not leave without permission."

At this time, Zhu Yi's voice sounded, and Wu Fa sat silently on the main seat.

As for who was the referee, I'm sorry, this king is here and this king is the referee.

A big talent banquet?

What's the trouble?

Wu Fa fell into deep thought, in terms of literary talent, our old Wu is an idiot, how can he not get this group of talents.

I don't know if under the nine-year compulsory education, the cultivation of poetry appreciation ability, can the time come to distinguish the level of poetry of these talented people? If it's a whole allusion, our old Wu will be watt.

Wu Fa, who was deep in thought, was silent, so the room fell into an eerie silence.

The talented scribes and champions will naturally not touch the referee's moldy head when he, the referee, does not speak.

The old bustard wanted to leave, but he didn't dare to leave.

The king of Beiping County hasn't spoken yet, now that the four referee seats are full, the talent banquet should begin, do you want the girls to come up and perform songs and dances?

Zhu Yi was stunned, what do you mean?

If you want me to finish reading it, give me a reaction.

Yang Qingchen had a black face the whole time, this splash, a dog thing that cut off children and grandchildren, what is this for?

It's a word.

The corners of his mouth are hooked, anyway, Xiao Wang is idle and idle, and there is nothing to do, so he is consumed.

Zhu Quanzhong couldn't help it: "The prince of Beiping? ”

"What for?"

If the system hadn't popped out, Wu Fa would have forgotten that he still had a system.

The system suddenly appeared, Wu Fa was unhappy, and Zhu Quanzhong called him: "What are you still doing in a daze, the talent banquet hasn't started yet?" Wine and meat..."

“？？？”

Yang Qingchen's eyelids jumped, do you think this is a bandit's den?

Wine and meat?

Let's take a big sip of wine and divide the money?

Another Zhongyi Hall to worship?

The reckless man's way of thinking is to be different.

The water-soluble face was twitching, and Zhu Quanzhong's face darkened. Looking at the two or three hundred Jinshi people in the room, some of them were dazed, and some of them were angry.

If this is a den of bandits, then aren't these people all bandits?

We are talents, the champions, jinshi, and people of the Great Jin Dynasty, and we are the most talented people in the world.

"The prince of Beiping."

Zhu Quanzhong reminded in a whisper beside him: "There are regulations for the banquet of talents, and the first item is a singing and dancing performance, and the girls persuade them to drink." Talented and beautiful, looking for inspiration..."

"Hey..."

Talented and beautiful?

Cabaret?

Wu Fa sneered: "You will enjoy it, with the silver from the treasury, the talented people will have a banquet, not talking about national politics, not talking about military politics, but you can talk about the disadvantages of the world and share the worries of Your Majesty." ”

You know, you reckless?

It's just, why is the tone so weird?

Talking about the evils of the times?

Who would dare?

Jin Yiwei caught it, that is, he was sent to prison.

Wu Fa glanced at these champions and scholars, and finally fixed his gaze on the other three referees: "Tsk, what about you?" Eat and drink here, take the money of the treasury, and look at Chang here. is also called a talented and beautiful woman, you are really shameless. ”

"It's worthy of being a literati, how did you do it to talk about shameless things as a kind of funny thing?"

"Talented and beautiful?"

Wu Fa smiled coldly: "Shameless and obscene." ”

"Hum..."

Wu sent these words and directly made the room explode.

What does the king of Anping mean?

Which side are you on?

You're here to host a banquet, why are you still scolding the street?

These talents, head to ear, some have admiration in their eyes, and some are full of anger.

The strange thing is that young people admire a lot, and most of the people who are not angry are Jinshiju people in their forties and fifties. Wu Fa knew in his heart that this group of old goods could not afford to come to this kind of place under normal circumstances.

Today, it is easy for the court to pay for money, and when I could have paid for the vote, it seems... To be a luxury? 33

"The prince of Beiping."

Zhu Quanzhong was helpless in his heart, sure enough, where this reckless man was, everything was going to get out of control.

Just came, and he criticized the talent banquet for being shameless and obscene. This special lady can already be sure that this reckless man is here, and the banquet of talented people will definitely become a banquet for bandits.

Zhu Quanzhong suppressed the fire and said: "This is the charter since ancient times, let's start." ”

"Hey."

Wu Fa said disdainfully: "The rules set by shameless and obscene people, and the shameless and indecent people follow it, and this king is the chief referee today, this rule should be changed, don't let girls come in, and serve wine and meat." Special brew, the people of the world do not ask about the suffering, come here to look for flowers and willows, you can become a wise man in the court? The parents in the hearts of the people of the world? ”

It's a tender brew.

Zhu Quanzhong almost couldn't hold back his scolding, sure enough, the husband was not enough to scheming, Your Majesty was confused, where is this to host the banquet of talented people, this is to make trouble.

"Why don't you go soon?"

Glaring at the old bustard, Wu Fa grinned: "This king will take a look today, there is no so-called wind and snow, our talents, can they show their talents." ”

"Xue Gang looked at it, if a girl went upstairs and directly cut off the bustard's head, she would put it on the table of this king for the talents to enjoy."

Some people died, but not completely......