Chapter 5 Really hugging the thighs
Jiang Xiaofan is not good at water, and he was suddenly beaten into the water, which startled him and choked on a few mouthfuls of water!
As soon as he came out of the water, his mind was still dizzy, coughing up water, and when he saw Ding Xiaomei with tears on her face, he couldn't help but reach out and help her wipe away the tears on her face!
Ding Busan saw that he didn't even pay attention to himself, and dared to be so intimate with his granddaughter in front of him! His face was gloomy and almost dripping water, and he snorted heavily! If he hadn't seen his granddaughter so nervous about this kid, he would have beaten this kid to death with one palm!
Ding Dang squinted at his grandfather's face, saw that his face was gloomy, and secretly scolded himself: "After a while, his face was gloomy three times, and grandpa simply changed his name to Ding Sanyin!"
Naturally, she didn't dare to say what was in her heart, so she had to pretend to be angry. Turn your head away from him!
Jiang Xiaofan came back to his senses when he heard the humming and saw Ding Sanyin...... Phew, it was Ding Busan with a gloomy face, looking at him with eyes like looking at a dead fish, and the murderous aura in his eyes scared him into a clever one!
He seemed to have his head half a beat slower, and then he heard what Ding Busan said before, and hurriedly smiled: "The predecessors were like torches, and they could see at a glance that what I made was indeed the Five Elements and Six Palms, and it was indeed taught by Bei Haishi."
Ding Busan listened to him flattering himself, his face softened, but he heard Jiang Xiaofan continue: "But your old man still guessed wrong, Bei Haishi is not my master, he is my subordinate"
Ding Busan listened to his words, looked him up and down, snorted coldly, and asked, "Bei Haishi is the head of the Changle Gang, and he is your subordinate?"
Jiang Xiaofan nodded and said, "Yes, it's not talented, it's the leader of the Changle Gang!"
Ding Busan said: "I heard that Changle Bang did choose a young man to be the gang leader, but the young gang leader's surname is Shi, what is Shi Potian's name, didn't you say that your surname is Jiang?"
Jiang Xiaofan wanted to tell him the truth, but he saw that the old man stared at him with murderous intent in his eyes, and Ding Dang next to him looked at him with affection in his eyes!
Grandma's, to be honest at this time, will she be beaten to death by this old man? So he decisively chose to follow his heart! The real-time operator is Junjie, and at this time he must hug Ding Xiaomei's thighs!
He snorted and said with a smile: "That was the name I used before, and now I have changed my name, and even my surname has changed!" My name is Jiang Xiaofan! ”
Ding Busan snorted coldly again: "What a good name, how loud, the stone is shocking, change your name to Xiaofan, ordinary and ordinary!" Also, why did you change your last name? ”
Jiang Xiaofan slandered in his heart: This old man hummed three times in a while, and he can change his name to Ding San!
Naturally, he didn't dare to say what was in his heart, and replied: "I changed to follow my motherhood, and my mother's surname is Jiang!" And although my name is not loud, my words are loud," his mind was spinning, so he gave himself a loud name: "My word is innate, blue is better than blue, human law is in the sky and precedes the sky, that is the congenital!"
Ding Busan didn't snort coldly this time, probably he really only hummed three times a day. He sneered and said, "Innately, I have such a big breath, and I'm not afraid of bad breath smoking!" You kid is flamboyant, how did you fool my precious granddaughter? ”
Ding Dang had been listening to the side, and when he heard that Brother Tian had been claiming to be Jiang Xiaofan tonight, he was a little puzzled in his heart! Did Brother Tian really change his name? But his mother is not surnamed Jiang, and when she heard her grandfather's question, she couldn't help but interject: "Grandpa, Brother Tian didn't lie to me!" He glanced at Jiang Xiaofan with his beautiful eyes, and said in his heart: "If he dares to lie to me, I will tear off his ears!"
Jiang Xiaofan saw Ding Dang helping him speak, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Grandpa Ding, don't look at me for a long time, in fact, I am very honest and will not deceive people!" After a while, he even called his grandfather!
Ding Busan is an old Jianghu, seeing him say this, he is even more convinced that he is flamboyant! But he doesn't care about this very much, a really honest and honest person, mixed in the rivers and lakes, can't live long, he can't look down on it!
He then asked, "You said that Bei Haishi is not your master, so who is your master?"
Jiang Xiaofan said: "Before I came to the Changle Gang, I had been practicing martial arts with the skyscraper Xie Yanke on the Sky Cliff, but Uncle Xie only taught me internal martial arts, did not teach me other martial arts, and did not accept me as his apprentice!"
Ding Busan said: "Hey, Xie Yanke has a strange temper, you don't have a temperament for him, no matter how good your talent is, he won't accept you as an apprentice!"
This time, Jiang Xiaofan and Ding Dang slandered together in their hearts: "You yourself are an old man with a strange temper, and you actually say that others have a strange temper!"
Ding Busan naturally didn't know what the two young men were thinking, he looked at Ding Dang and asked, "Adam, grandpa's name, did you tell this kid?"
Ding Dang lowered his head: "No...... I haven't said it yet. ”
Ding Busan's face sank again, even he felt that his face was gloomy too many times today, and he was afraid that the name Ding Sanyin would not be used, he said with a gloomy face: "Are you really good or fake to him, why don't you even tell him your identity and origin?" It's a fake, why didn't Chen Shao, who stole his grandfather for 20 years, give him a drink, and for a few nights in a row, he took the Xuanbing fire wine that his grandfather kept for life-saving purposes and poured it into this kid's mouth? ”
His tone became more and more serious, and later he was also violent, and at the same time, the cold light in his eyes was flourishing, Jiang Xiaofan was swept away by his eyes, and he also felt that his body was cold and cold!
Hey, this old man is worthy of being an old devil who kills people without blinking, and this look can be used as an air conditioner!
He had the heart to interject, but he couldn't figure out the old man's temperament and didn't dare to speak! He glanced at Ding Dang and secretly sighed: Picking up girls in the martial arts world is life-threatening!
He sighed here, and Ding Dong was coquettish with his grandfather over there: "Grandpa, you know everything, spare Adam!"
Ding Busan sneered: "Spare Adam? It's easy to say, do you know how wonderful the effect of that ice and blue fire wine is? It's a pity to give you such a mess?! ”
Ding Dang said: "Adam just try to reconfigure it for grandpa." Ding Busan said: "What you said is that Xi Song is usual, if you say that the configuration can be configured, grandpa doesn't care about it."
Ding Dang said: "I saw that his whole body was hot for a while, and he shivered coldly for a while, and remembered that his grandfather's divine wine had the effect of harmonizing yin and yang, so he stole it and drank some for him, and it was really effective. Grandpa told me the method of configuration, whether I steal or rob, I will go and match a few more bottles for grandpa. ”
Ding Busan said: "How many bottles?" Haha, how many bottles? When your hair is gray, I don't know if you can find some precious medicinal herbs and give me a bottle and a half. ”
Jiang Xiaofan watched this familiar scene unfold in front of his eyes, and only felt that the genes of mainland actors in his body had been stimulated, and he wanted to participate in it, well, he was one of them now! You can perform in your true colors, and you don't need to be on the script!
After he crossed over, his memory became very good, and the previous events were clearly remembered in his mind. Hearing this, he knew it was time to play himself! Although he didn't need to read the script, he remembered the lines clearly: "Grandpa Ding, since I drank this wine, grandpa can fall on me to ask for it, I will definitely think of a way to get it back to grandpa, if you can't get it, I have to let you dispose of it, don't be embarrassed!"
When Ding Busan heard his words, his face softened slightly, and he said, "Okay, you kid has a bit of backbone." Adam, why don't you tell him who you are? ”
Ding Dang's expression twisted: "He...... He never asked me, so I didn't say. Grandpa doesn't have to think about it, I don't mean anything else. ”
Ding Busan said: "Doesn't it mean anything else?" I can't see it, how can grandpa not know the thoughts of your little girl? You really like this kid, and you just hope that he can marry you, but if you tell your name and origin, you have to scare this kid away, so as long as you can hide it for a while, it is a moment, do you say yes or no? ”
Jiang Xiaofan listened to the conversation between the two on the side, and only felt that it was a familiar recipe and a familiar taste...... Phew, no, it's a familiar scene again, and it's a familiar line again!
It's just that this time it's not through the screen, but watching it live, and he actually wants to shout at this time: Click, do it again!
Naturally, he didn't dare to do this, otherwise the old man might have punched his head in the stomach and let him eat his overnight meal inside!
Ding Busan laughed and said, "You're afraid that people will look down on us, aren't you?" Haha, Old Man Ding is powerful, my granddaughter didn't dare to mention his grandfather's name, not only was she proud of her grandfather, but she was ashamed of her grandfather, haha, it's so funny! ”
Ding Dang knew that the master was already extremely angry, her face was a little pale, she turned around, bit her lip, and said to Jiang Xiaofan: "Brother Tian, my grandfather's surname is Ding."
Jiang Xiaofan said: "Your surname is Ding, your grandfather is naturally also surnamed Ding, everyone is surnamed Ding, Ding Ding Ding, it's very good!" The original lines, not a word of change!
Ding Dang continued: "His old man's name is "no" and "three", and his nickname is that...... That one...... No more than three a day! ”
She only said "no more than three a day" As soon as Ding Busan's name came out, Jiang Xiaofan was definitely shocked, his heart was beating non-stop, and his beautiful eyes stared at him intently!
Jiang Xiaofan continued to recite the lines without changing his face: "I can't say why, I just think it sounds good." It's not more than three a day", this nickname is very interesting! ”
Ding Dang's face was stunned, her eyes rolled, and she glanced at her grandfather! I saw him stroking his beard, smiling, reaching out and patting Jiang Xiaofan on the shoulder, and said: "Okay, good, you kid is good, others have heard my reputation of being only three days a day, the despicable ones will sing praises of virtue, the timid ones are frightened, and there are a few fanatics who scold me, only your kid does not change his face, but praises me for my good nickname!" Very good, grandpa wants to reward you with something, let me think about what is good for you? ”
He pondered for a while and said, "Grandpa has three treasures, one is the Xuanbing Blue Fire Wine, which has been given to you to drink, and it is to be returned, not for you." The second thing is grandpa's martial arts, and it will be of great benefit to you to learn this doll. The third one is my granddaughter, Adam. These two remaining treasures can only be given to you, do you want to learn my martial arts, or do you want my Adam? ”
Jiang Xiaofan's heart is a little petrified, and this plot turns around and returns to the original track! Is this the inertia of the world?
Ding Xiaomei stood slim and stared at him with big eyes, as if urging him!
No one wants to refuse a beautiful thing sent to the door! But the key is that he is not Ding Dang's love brother! In the future, when the truth is revealed, will this little girl chase herself with two watermelon knives? chased from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, cut herself for three days and three nights, chopped herself into meat sauce, and she didn't blink an eye?
Ding Busan urged: "Say it quickly!" Don't you want to pick up cheap, you want to learn my kung fu first, and then marry Adam, or marry Adam, I expect Lao Tzu to see that you are my grandson-in-law, and will naturally pass on martial arts to you, then it will not work, I tell you that no one in the world can play tricks in front of Ding Busan, you want this, you can't do that again, otherwise your life will be difficult to protect, say it quickly! ”
Ding Dang saw that he didn't speak for a long time, there were already tears rolling in his eyes, he wanted to say that he chose to learn martial arts, but when he saw Ding Dang's appearance, he couldn't bear it!
His grandmother's, that jade in the stone is really not a thing, seeing one loves the other, Ding Dang will definitely not be happy with him.
He looked at the little beauty in front of him who didn't use powder, wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of his mouth, and sighed secretly, alas, Jiang Xiaofan, Jiang Xiaofan, you are too kind and soft-hearted! I can't bear to marry the wrong lady like Dingdang, and I regret it for life! Some people say that you are, but that is pure slander! This is a good deed! Save a little girl who doesn't know the world from a scumbag like Shi Zhongyu!
Thinking of this, he stepped forward and walked in front of Ding Dang, looked down at her and said softly: "How old are you still crying, can't you believe me?" Naturally, I want you not to learn martial arts. ”
Ding Dong's tears were still hanging on her face, but she had already broken into a smile, and two red rays flew on her face, and said, "I...... I can trust you."
Seeing that he had made a choice, Ding Busan smiled and said, "Adam takes a boat home."
Ding Dang was pleasantly surprised: "Grandpa, you said you would take him back to our house?"
Ding Busan said: "He is my grandson-in-law, why can't he take it home?"
Ding Dang glanced at Jiang Xiaofan with a smile, the red cloud on his face did not decrease, he propped up the bamboo pole and gently touched the bridge pier, and the boat passed through the bridge hole and swung out directly.
Jiang Xiaofan naturally knows what will happen next, and according to the development of the plot, he will be the groom's official tonight. Although he has talked about girlfriends (more than one), it is the first time he has been married, and he is a little excited and nervous.
The water was clear and sparkling in the moonlight, and the bamboo poles pierced into the water, causing ripples in circles, and the boat slid flat on the surface of the river.
The boat slid forward flatly, passed a bridge hole, and a bridge rock, the reflection of the green trees and houses on both sides of the bank was reflected in the water, it was really a long summer day with thick green trees, and the smoke and rain on the terrace reflected the river pond!
When he arrived at Ding's Mansion, Jiang Xiaofan bathed and changed his clothes, changed into the clothes of the groom under the leadership of the maid and the maid, and then was taken to the lobby, and the marriage ceremony began as in the original plot!
Worship heaven and earth, worship the high hall, a set of etiquette down, and finally come to the link he is looking forward to - entering the cave room!
The man who only listened to the salute shouted: "The husband and wife will confess the rites and send them to the cave room."
Jiang Xiaofan and Ding Dong came to a room surrounded by several people, and the red candles in the room were shining, and the decoration was very festive.
Several people helped the two newlyweds to sit on the edge of the bed, poured two glasses of wine on the table, and said in unison: "Congratulations to my uncle, drink a glass of wine." He stepped back and closed the door.
Jiang Xiaofan stretched out his hand and gently removed the red hijab on Ding Dang's head! Ding Dang was wearing bridal makeup and was dressed very delicately.
Jiang Xiaofan looked down at her fixedly and said, "Ding Dang, you are so beautiful."
Clank Bell smiled slightly, revealing two small dimples on his face, and slowly lowered his head.
After a while, the sound of the squeezing was remembered on the bed, the bed board began to creak, and the red candle was shining, this time Jiang Xiaofan really hugged Ding Xiaomei's thigh. Not only did I hug it, but I also carried it on my shoulders!