What do you see?

In the end, the leper monk and the lame Taoist got their wish and became Wu Fa's dog... Eh, Wu Fa's servant.

Sitting in the room at this moment, the leper monk and the lame Taoist were full of pride. The group of master's personal soldiers outside the door just now were vicious.

At this time, you continue to be fierce.

It's not fierce.

I can't think of it.

How could an immortal be so shameless?

Hmph, you don't know, immortals are not shameless, and going out is death.

Only shamelessness can live a long time.

If you don't know how to calculate, how can you live?

It's all old monsters who have lived for countless years, who cares about faces?

You call me shameless, and I want to laugh at you for being ignorant.

Look, aren't we just successful now?

What happened to the dog?

Dogs are pets, too.

Surrender to the strong, this is the nature of all things in heaven and earth, and the gods are also lives, so naturally we must abide by the laws of nature and know how to protect ourselves.

Can't you really know that you may die, you may be humiliated, and you still have hard steel?

That's not integrity, that's stupidity.

Why can immortals live forever?

It's about knowing how to live.

If they didn't know how to survive, how could they have survived until now?

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

If you see through it, you don't care about anything.

"Are you really immortals?"

Wu Fa frowned, he needed to verify this matter.

After the two dogs were washed, their appearance changed drastically, and they were completely different from before.

The dog's anger is gone.

It's really like a fairy.

"Nature."

Master Mangmang, the deity of the leper monk, nodded with a smile, he understood what Wu Fa was thinking: "Master, the old monk, I was enlightened during the Ming Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty. ”

During the Ming Emperor period of the Eastern Han Dynasty?

The lame Daoist's deity Empty Daoist opened his eyes wide, this damn monk, you said before, you attained the Tao during the Three Emperors period. How did this become the Tao of the Ming Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty in a blink of an eye?

It's really good to blow.

Or is it a lie?

At this time, the leper monk used bathing as an excuse, and after bathing, he had changed back to his real body, the appearance of Mangmang.

Glancing at the Kongkong Dao people who have also turned back into their real bodies, how can Master Mangman, who has been a friend for many years, not know what the Kongkong Dao people are thinking?

In the blink of an eye, Master Mangmang seemed to say: I can lie to you, but I can't lie to the master.

We are a good dog, and since we are dogs, we must be loyal.

Since you are loyal, you can't lie to your master.

The empty Daoist suddenly realized, and instantly understood the wrong Mangmang Dashi's eyebrows: "Master, the old Tao is the Tao of Emperor Zhang of the Han Dynasty. ”

Everyone has about the same strength and the same realm.

So, the age of getting it is about the same.

Master Mangman's mouth is wide open, you special brew!

How cunning!

How dare you deceive the master?

From today onwards, you and I are not friends, we are all slaves of our masters, and I will be loyal to my masters!

Are you enlightened during the period of Emperor Zhang?

We live in the same era, why hasn't the old monk heard of you, hasn't seen you?

How can it be?

I'm not lying, you're clearly lying.

"Master!"

Master Mangmang hurriedly expressed his loyalty, and immediately exposed the empty man: "This old way deceives the master. ”

The Kongdao man's eyes widened, his breath stagnated, and he looked at Master Mangman incredulously.

Piff!

Damn the dog, didn't you signal to tell the old Tao that we should keep the same age?

If you are faithful at this time, you can't hurt me.

"Huh?"

Wu Fa frowned, his expression uneasy.

"The host..."

The empty Taoist hurriedly explained: "The old Taoist did not deceive the master, the old Taoist was really enlightened during the period of Emperor Zhang, and when the old Taoist attained the Dao, he was called a Miao Daoist." ”

"Is that you?"

Master Mangmang's face suddenly changed: "When the old monk was meditating and practicing, there was a shoe that almost broke the old monk's practice, and on that shoe was: The shoes of the misty Taoist..."

It's shameless, a shoe, and you have to write your own name.

It's so stinky, are you afraid of losing it?

Picked up by someone else?

I've been searching for years, and today I'm finally getting the truth.

The empty man was a little embarrassed: "At the beginning, the old way walked in the clouds, and remembered a move, this lifting of the foot, the cinderella that was refined by someone was not completely refined and controlled, and the foot was a little big, so it fell down... Fellow Daoist, back then..."

"Dog thing!"

Master Mangman was furious: "You have broken my three-hundred-year-old Taoism!" That shoe stinks! ”

"You smell it?"

The Kongdao man felt incredible: "You still have this hobby?" ”

"You..."

"Enough!"

Wu Fa slapped the table, looked at the two people who were arguing, and then looked at the two people after the transformation, one was immortal wind bones, and the other was full of compassion, Wu Fa took a deep breath: "You haven't answered the king's question yet." ”

Let's ask Lao Wu if you are immortals, what do you do?

Quarrel here?

Have you put this king at ease?

After this brew was transformed... Eh, after washing completely, you have changed your appearance, which can prove that you are immortals?

"Uh..."

Master Mangmang and the empty man glanced at each other, the prince didn't understand words?

We all said that we were enlightened in the Eastern Han Dynasty, didn't you understand?

If you weren't an immortal, would you have lived from the Eastern Han Dynasty to the present?

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"Yes."

The two of them nodded: "We are characters in the immortal path, to put it bluntly, we are cultivators, and ordinary people call us immortals." ”

"Heh..."

Countless thoughts flashed through Wu Fa's heart, wanting to directly ask about the too illusory realm.

After thinking about it, Wu Fa didn't know if these two dogs who claimed to be enlightened in the Eastern Han Dynasty were playing tricks on him before they would "surrender" him.

Or rather, what purpose.

If these two are really immortals, staying by their side is actually the most dangerous.

It would be more convenient if they had any calculations.

In the same way, if they are really immortals, they are actually the safest to keep around. Anything can be prevented as soon as possible.

Wu Fa would not ask them stupidly: Since you are immortals, why are you so weak? Why surrender to me? Why not? Why so shameless?

It's too illusory...

Absolutely.

The world of Red Mansions all exists because of Cao Gong, so... The immortals in Cao Gong's pen will never be fake.

To put it bluntly, Cao Gong is the creator god and created the world of Red Mansions.

But Cao Gong is just an ordinary person?

Wu found that he could be eighty percent sure that the monk in front of him was an immortal.

Cao Gong is a specially written immortal, can it be fake?

So... Wu Fa actually wanted to kill the two of them, but thinking that these two dog things might be playing tricks on him, or definitely had a purpose, he would "surrender" to him.

In this way, if he did it at this time, he would most likely be killed.

It can even affect family members.

He is not a single man who feeds the whole family without hunger, he has a mother, a sister, and a pregnant wife...

He can't be rash.

He is the prince of the Great Jin Dynasty, and he has a lot of silver.

There is also a concubine who does not open her face... There are still so many golden hairpins that are not included in the house...

If you don't do anything for enjoyment, how can you be desperate?

So...

There is also constant temptation.

"Since you are immortals."

Wu Fa pointed to the teacup in front of him: "You give it a try and turn this teacup into gold." ”

Master Mangmang and the Kongdao Man glanced at each other, and the two people who were full of gunpowder just now seemed to have forgotten the unhappiness just now.

After all, after so many years of friendship, their friendship can stand the test.

Obviously, this is the prince testing them.

Isn't this just turning a stone into gold?

"Lord Wang..."

With a wry smile, Master Mangman said, "Then, can you go out first?" ”

"Get out first?"

And then you guys cheat?

Fooling this king?

Seeing Wu Fa's disdain, the eyes that seemed to see through everything, the empty man smiled bitterly: "Lord Wang, although you are an ordinary man, but your own power, you don't know." We are within a certain range of you, and we can't use magic powers at all..."

If we weren't restricted, how could we not escape from you?

If it weren't for such restrictions, you wouldn't have been able to see us, and we would have been... Well, to solve the hidden danger now, your grave grass will be three feet high.

"Hehe..."

Wu Fa smiled inexplicably, he really deceives people.

This king is so powerful, why doesn't this king know?

Deceitful people should also find a suitable reason: "So, you know how to use magic?" ”

"Nature."

The Kongdao Man and Master Mangmang nodded.

They are immortals, calling for wind and rain, and their magic is boundless.

How can this be deceiving?

However, this reckless man is too strong, and by his side, no matter what magic powers, everything will fail.

"That..."

Wu Fa stared at the two of them: "Can you teach people?" ”

The Kongkong Daoist and Master Mangmang glanced at each other again: "The Tao is not lightly transmitted, besides, even if it is taught, no one may be able to learn it, all of this depends on chance..."

"This king doesn't ask you if you can teach, but just asks you if you can pass on the secret method to others, even if you can't learn it."

Who doesn't know that the Tao is not lightly preached?

If it were so easy to cultivate, the world would be full of immortals.

"Yes!"

Obviously, the prince wants to make a decision, a mantra.

Spell formulas, can be passed on... But whether you can learn it or not, it is not necessarily.

Road... It's a mystery, and we haven't figured it out yet.

As long as it's not guaranteed to teach others, isn't it simple to just talk about the secret formula?

"Okay."

It's good to know how to do magic.

This king will take a look at whether you really will.

The time to verify whether you are immortals or not is now.

Wu Fa nodded slightly: "Do you have a way to make a thing bigger and smaller?" Or body parts? ”

A foot is too long.

The diameter of the teacup mouth is too thick...

If there is really such a spell, it can not only solve the problem, but also verify whether this monk is a true immortal.

Others dislike it for being short, or it's too thin, and our old Wu is also very helpless, but it's the opposite.

"It's a trick."

As long as the realm of the gods is there, as long as the Tao is deep, it is not easy to make a thing bigger and smaller?

They really can.

This kind of spell is the simplest spell, who does you look down on?

"That's going to be done, you..."

Wu Fa whispered a few words in their ears, and in an instant, the Kongdao people and Mangmang Dashi were full of confusion, and then their faces were full of embarrassment, and then...

The fairy's face was a little red.

This reckless man!

Your special brew is here to show off...

Some people died, but not completely......