Chapter 10: Aunt Dark Mei (Meng Xinqiu Collection)
Compared with the morning, the plum at this time is a completely different style.
She hasn't changed out of the clothes she wears to work, a black wool cardigan with a white T-shirt.
The lower body is skinny jeans, and on top of the high heels, the slender calves leak out very eye-catchingly.
The abundant amount of hair is carefully managed, and the eye makeup is smart and eye-catching, and the whole person looks very calm and energetic.
It's just that the expression on her face is a little scary, I don't know if she was really angry or deliberately pretended.
She kept the door open, leaning over and blocking the doorway, looking like she wouldn't let her in without giving her an explanation.
Matthew and Peter looked at each other silently, and a very strange tacit understanding arose, and sure enough, making excuses for this kind of thing still had to be left to Matthew.
"Ahem, that, we're on our way home......"
"Wait a minute, I'll answer the phone first."
In the middle of Matthew's lie, Aunt Mei's mobile phone rang, and when she picked it up, it was a work matter, so she left a threatening look and walked to the end of the room to talk about work.
"Silly, don't hurry in!"
Seeing that Peter really had the intention of standing outside the door all the time, Matthew patted him on the back of the head and went straight to the door.
As soon as the schoolbag was flicked, the person was already very skillfully lying on his exclusive sofa and resting his feet on the coffee table.
Peter immediately sat down next to him and turned on the TV as soon as possible.
"I thought I wouldn't be able to catch up! Great, I finally didn't miss today's share of Star Trek. ”
Looking at Peter's attentive look when he was chasing the drama, Matthew immediately thought of the famous weird Xie Er, glanced at the TV casually, and just wanted to pout.
"Sure enough, geeks love to watch TV series with this tune, tsk, this special effect is not as good as Marvel in the original world."
"If you wait for Iron Man to appear, or even in the interstellar world in the later stages of Marvel, this stupid brother won't be crazy with excitement?"
Mei had just finished making a phone call at this time, obviously a little upset by work, and as soon as she hung up the button, she began to dance at the phone, silently scolding the person on the other end of the phone who disturbed his rest time.
F-U-C-K
Coincidentally, the scene of her swearing happened to be seen by Matthew.
Aunt Mei was embarrassed for a while, and subconsciously covered her mouth, under Matthew's scrutiny, she could only cover up the embarrassment by tidying up her hair.
"Well, I'm not swearing, I'm serious!" Aunt May tried to explain.
Matthew blinked: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I guess you shouldn't be serious about us going home late, right?" ”
"No way!" Mei clasped her hands and immediately refused.
"This is absolutely not good, why do you go home late, don't you know that it is dangerous here at night?"
"As a guardian, I have to have an explanation!"
Hearing the keyword, Peter turned his head vigilantly, and his eyes were only looking back and forth between Matthew and Aunt May.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
Matthew looked at Aunt Mei and said word by word: "That's the case, Mei was answering the phone just now, and she ......"
"Wait!" Mei raised her hand and interrupted: "I can let you go this time, but I won't take it as an example, in the future, you two must go home before eight o'clock." ”
Matthew thought for a moment: "Deal." ”
Peter had no idea what deal had been made between them, but since May was no longer pursuing it, he happily continued to follow the show.
"Humph!"
Mei was not convinced, and went back to her room to change her clothes.
After a while, May, who had finished changing her clothes, reappeared, came to the back of the sofa, and patted Matthew.
Matthew turned around and saw the classic dress in the movie, and after being amazed, he asked suspiciously:
"What's wrong?"
Mei just stretched out her hand and hooked her fingers.
Matthew was puzzled and asked, "What the hell is going on, don't be a riddler." ”
Mei seemed to be a little angry, crossed her waist with one hand, and continued to hook her fingers: "Bring it!" ”
Bring?
A confused Matthew reached over, held it, and shook it a few times.
"Do you still have to shake hands for the deal? Sure enough, it is worthy of Mei, and it really has a sense of ceremony. ”
May shook Matthew away and scolded:
"Don't talk to me hippie smiley, bring things."
"Something? What is it? ”
"O bread! What about the bread you bought for me? What do we eat at night without bread? Mei was a little speechless.
At this time, Matthew finally remembered what the thing he had forgotten was, and it turned out that he had promised Aunt May on the phone to help her buy bread.
"This, hehe......"
"You wouldn't have bought it, would you? Can you forget something so important? ”
"Isn't there still meat? I'm okay with eating meat. ”
"I'm sorry to tell you that our meat has also been eaten by you two boys."
The dialogue between the two was constantly extracted by Peter, who was obsessed with chasing dramas, and after a little bit of analysis, he quickly understood the current situation, so he jumped up happily.
"Lost for dinner? Great, I'll get some takeout, Matthew, would you like a burger or pizza? ”
Looking at Peter's excited appearance, Matthew couldn't help but recall the feeling of sweeping the food in the Chinese quarter of Flushing today, and he felt empathy for him.
It turns out that he is not the only one who is tormented by Aunt Mei's cooking!
Aunt May made a pretty face and taught Peter that "junk food is not healthy!" ”
Peter was instantly dumbfounded, and said weakly: "But it's delicious......"
Mei immediately became alert and asked euphemistically:
"You mean my cooking isn't delicious?"
"Nope! I definitely didn't mean that! Mei's cooking was so delicious that I loved it! ”
Well, in general, Peter still has advantages, at least the desire to survive is still strong.
"You really think my cooking is unpalatable! Matthew, you're here to judge. ”
"Huh? I can't say it's unpalatable, it's just ......."
"Huh?" May dragged out her voice.
Matthew quickly changed his words: "That's pretty delicious!" ”
Mei hesitated, "Are you both sincere?" ”
The Parker brothers nodded together:
"Yes!"
At this time, Aunt Mei was finally relieved, and once again showed her beautiful smile, brightening the night.
"Okay, then I'll rest assured, I just learned a new dish today, so let's make it for dinner, carrot and purple cabbage curry soup, and with oats, it's delicious and healthy."
Matthew's face was green at the time, carrot ...... Purple cabbage...... Curry...... Puree...... It is also served with oats, a proper dark dish.
Soon, Matthew's cognition was completely refreshed, as he finally saw the limits of human cooking.
What Aunt May finally brought to the table was obviously more like a by-product of a failed chemical experiment than food.
Blue-green, the taste was very weird, it was a little difficult to eat, but Mei herself didn't think there was anything wrong, she took the lead and drank a bowl, and threw the rest to Matthew and Peter.
Fortunately, Mei did not force them to finish eating.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening after eating, and Mei cleaned up her share of housework and did a set of yoga very self-disciplined, which urged Matthew and them to go back to the house to sleep.
"Peter, go back to bed, Matthew, wait a minute, I have something to say to you."
At the last moment of the day, May called Matthew.
"Are you sure you're going to school tomorrow? Don't say it's like buying bread. ”
"The bread thing was just an accident, next time, next time I will definitely not forget it."
"Well, that's good, it's good to come out anyway, and to see you two brothers back on campus, they must be happy in heaven."
Speaking of sadness, Mei gloomy for a moment, and then brightened again.
"That girl, don't you really tell me her name, I like her a lot, it's so cool."
Matthew said sternly: "Please don't talk about these irrelevant topics, if it's okay, I'll go back to sleep first." ”
"Don't go, there's something!"
"What?"
"Ahem, when you weren't home today, I kindly helped you clean your room."
"Uh...... Thank you. ”
"Guess what I found?"
"What?"
"Actually, it's nothing, just some books."
"Books?"
Book!
Book!
Matthew immediately wanted to jump up, and suddenly there was a sense of embarrassment that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"yes, I think about it, dude, attic, velvet...... I didn't expect you to have a wide range of hobbies. ”
"Your face is so ugly, are you embarrassed now?"
"Do you want to destroy those incriminating evidence immediately and deny it to death? The useless ones are all put away by me, and it's impossible to go back. ”
"Actually, this kind of thing is very common, boys, they always have to be discovered, if they find out, they should not be discovered, just take away the stolen goods, and maintaining a tacit understanding is the choice of most people."
"You must be wondering why I would mention it to you instead, right?"
"That's right, I told you on purpose!"
"Hmph, brothers, you are the most dishonest."
"Listen, in the future, as long as you two are obedient and don't get into trouble when you go home on time, it's not that I can't return your collection to you, pocket money or something, it's also a big deal."
"But if you're not behaved, hehe."
"Anyway, it's up to you to behave."
After a meal, Mei returned to his bedroom, leaving Matthew alone in the messy living room.
It's really messy!
The so-called social death is probably like this.
However, May still refused to give up, and it was not long before she opened the door again and poked her head out.
"My suggestion is, you should really find a girlfriend, that girl is good, prettier than everyone in the magazine, isn't a real person better than a paper man?"
Matthew: "May, please don't say it! ”
He just wanted to die now.