105. In the matter of touching fish, never touch fish.
Qin Lan Jiuge, female, citizen of the "Heroes and Emperors".
Sixty-nine years old, he is the director of the Hidden Abyss Bureau.
As a powerful official and a strong man of the Kappa rank (10), reaching this age can be called a gifted and outstanding. hidden
The welfare benefits of the Yuan Bureau cannot be said to be very good, but it can only be said that it is basically equivalent to the civil servants of the customs, and it belongs to the goal that ordinary people may not be able to achieve for hundreds of years.
Whether she continues to devote herself to her career or climbs the path to truly become a true God, she has a choice.
However, Kotoran Liquor has chosen an unenvisioned path.
After returning to the abyss, Qin Lan Jiuge began to be busy with the commission of the will of the abyss, running around to fight the fire, in exchange for the approval of the abyss, and gradually diluted the curse on his body.
Just when people thought that Qin Lan Jiuge was about to start doing something big, Qin Lan Jiuge gave her six-character mantra in life:
Mixing, swinging, sending, lying, music, cool.
She chose to lie down, eat with peace of mind and wait for death, she already loved to drink, and began to search for good wine everywhere, and even took advantage of her position to buy some special wine from the lower Xingyuan.
All of the wages given to her by Dibang were used to buy wine.
The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is to take a sip of brandy to refresh myself, which is normal.
It's cold, and she doesn't like to wear clothes, so it's not too much to drink a sip of soju to warm up, right?
After eating, just bun fritters and spicy soup in the morning is not good for your health, drink some blueberry wine to supplement some vitamins, it's very healthy, right?
After work, in order to improve work efficiency, let's have some lychee wine, which is both inspirational and rational, very good, right?
It's time to get off work, I'm over a day of fishing, I'm tired from sleeping, I have to make up for myself, open a few cans of beer with a small barbecue, it's good, right?
Sleep, drink some medical alcohol to disinfect and sterilize the mouth, no problem, right?
People agree that this 69-year-old girl, who is also a civil servant, has a gorgeous appearance and a hot body, but she can't get married, it must be because she used the money for her marriage license to exchange vodka.
For this statement, Qin Lan Jiuge was extremely angry, and she told everyone righteously:
"I still have a cellar of vodka at home, and I took it to change it for snacks."
For such a woman who has been soaked in the wine vat all the year round, Dibang did not fire her, because Dibang's liquor tax is ninety-nine, and Qin Lan Jiuge drinks so wildly, Dibang is basically equivalent to prostituting her labor force for nothing.
Besides, Qin Lan drank and drunk, and she didn't have any problems.
You said that you have already prostituted people for nothing, what else is there to complain about?
Originally, such a life would have continued uneventfully, and she would drown in a barrel and die happily like a piglet, as if it was only a matter of time before she lived such an entertaining ending to death.
But, the unexpected happened.
A silent disappearance crisis ruined her dream of lying down.
The three narratives of the Abyss began to work endlessly on internal review, and Qin Lan Jiuge had never been so busy, as a woman who lived on her talents, and the investment in her was largely based on her talent, and did not really teach her how to be a good official.
But fortunately, Dibang's system is superior enough, even if it is a pig, in this position, as long as you tap the keyboard and press the button, you can make the organization run stably.
But then, things started to get weird.
Five years after the internal investigation was launched, the problem of [social] spies has still not been solved, and the Abyss Bureau itself does not have law enforcement powers, and the overall armed forces have eliminated her Kappa level (10), and it is estimated that even the Galaxy Eye Meat Grinder may not be able to clear the customs without injury.
can't get a suitable political achievement, which makes the already alcoholic Qin Lan Jiuge even more inferior.
As we all know, when people give up on themselves, they usually overeat, so Qin Lan Jiuge began to turn pressure into motivation, and it didn't take long for her to be in debt because of drinking.
In order to avoid debts, Qin Lan Jiuge often accepts the entrustment of the abyss, so that she can leave the imperial state in a bright and bright way, take advantage of the price difference, and enjoy low-cost drinks outside the abyss for a while, until she is unconscious, and will reluctantly leave.
Five years ago, during a commission, Qin Lan Jiuge noticed the void invasion of the dragon satellite, and the originally blocked train of thought suddenly became clear.
Since the Void can quietly invade the edge of the abyss, is the [Society] that is better at camouflage than the Void more capable of doing so?
- Yes, there may not be traitors in the inherent time domain, but in the abyss, there are more than one or two civilizations that are close to [society].
It's a pity that the guy who was pampered by the layer of abyss was flamboyant, flickered together, and deceived her away, and when the matter was over, she was also threatened and came back in disgrace.
After coming back, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she even rarely didn't show up late, and worked for more than a year in a row.
Finally, Qin Lan Jiuge has made a major discovery.
She found that she was not good at work at all!
"So I'm a piece of shit."
Faced with himself who had achieved nothing, Qin Lan Jiuge suddenly realized, finally accepted this fact, and never rolled up again.
He is not a leader on weekdays, and he only likes to drink and sleep.
Suddenly, I woke up and had an epiphany, and I no longer worked overtime and was confused.
Hey! The cellar at home is fragrant with grapes, and today I know that I am me.
Once you recognize yourself, Qin Lan Jiuge will be even less burdened.
Thus, when Prince Mistophine claimed:
"Fight to the death, don't beat them."
At that moment, Qin Lan Jiuge knew that his opportunity had come.
When it comes to touching fish, Qin Lan Jiuge never touches fish.
The cold wind is steep, the sweet rust is rolling and rolling, and the thousands of miles are endless.
The law enforcement forces began to retreat, and having received orders from the Prince, they began to make room for the two to fight alone.
Qin Lan Jiuge stood in place, her dress could not be said to be cool, almost two pieces of cloth on the front and back of her chest, wearing a pair of shorts at random, her hair hung lazily down her waist, and there was a sharp and sexy in her sloppiness, which made it impossible for people to figure out her details for a while.
This outfit echoes Leoz in the Abyss Bureau building.
The latter slowly walked from the building, his molten gold boots trampling the earth, and the unknown gold and iron completely wrapped his body, almost wearing swords, guns, swords, and halberds on his body. The silver armor was completed immediately, running with scarlet mana thunder, and the vicious sixteen eyes burst out with demonic light, looking at each other.
γArmed Empireγ
Even in the face of the Capa Steps, Leoz didn't have any tricky feelings.
He is no longer the original Li Oz, and now he has too many hole cards.
Not only that, but there are several players behind him.
This time, not alone.
"General Zhen, how's the situation going?" Caramel Snail asked in the group chat, "They seem to have quit." β
[Let's talk about it, the emperor should understand our intentions, but for the sake of face, we still have to fight. γ
Leoz replied slowly.
"Fighting? Okay, then fight. Sieverston didn't think it was a big deal, and was eager to try: "I can play two more Yakshas, and then I have to repair it." β
As the culprit, the night battle sword was relieved to hear that it was just a scene, but he still asked, "Who are you fighting this time?" β
"A female drunkard." Leoz said, "Director of the Abyss Bureau, Jean Lan Wine. β
"Drunkard? That doesn't sound like much. β
Night Battle Sword had confidence in his heart, so he began to follow the plan and escort Glina and Rand Lord out together.
"What rank?"
Leoz was slow to write until everyone else was in place before sending the message.
"Kappa Steps."
Smack.
Holding a knife in one hand and a wine jug in the other, Qin Lan Jiuge raised his head and glanced at the few people in front of him.
"Hoo ............"
Qin Lan Jiuge spat out and said:
"It's all together?"
To tell the truth, even though the crown prince gave the order, he also knew that it was the order of the philosopher-king.
But the gang in front of them is dressed ......
The caramel snail's face is covered with black bandages, his gray hair fluttering in the wind, and the protruding blood vessels of the flesh and blood suit, which gives the impression at first glance that he is a soldier in the colonization suit.
The night battle sword was dressed as a complete chivalrous man, and he lowered his hat so that he couldn't see his face clearly.
Both Long Yuqiong and Yu Tianhuan are wearing bulletproof masks with LED expressions.
This mask is not very technical, and by reading hormone information, you can quickly switch to the owner's expression - great, this is the favorite mask of the major robbers in the abyss!
Even the quiet Yueyue was no exception, she activated the effect of the [Weird] Path, and her face was haunted by the miserable smile of the tragic death woman.
And Silverton, he's a big one.
Buzz - bang!
Filled with the atmosphere of heavy industry, cables and diesel engines exposed, patched alloy mechs standing above the ground, Sieverston controlling the life force tentacles inside, his voice heard from the horn:
"The Invincible Iron Man William Lite - Participate!"
Except for the stubborn Leoz, who also looks like a plate knight, it is really difficult for others not to think that they are terrorists.
ββ¦β¦ Never mind. β
In the face of such a group of people, although Qin Lan Jiuge's desire to complain in her heart has nowhere to vent, she still chooses to honestly follow her idea of fishing.
"You'd better take this trick."
So, she crossed the long knife at her waist and flicked it lightly.
"Bandit."
Qiang β
In the next moment, Qin Lan Jiuge's eyes were blue, and her endless aura instantly blasted through the atmosphere and spread out of the galaxy, like the roar of a owl, constantly oscillating and resonating between atoms.
Thousands of Mercy Shura Dimension Slash!