056 Unboxing
On the day of the press conference, it took me one night to make the simulated intelligent robot sell out like crazy.
Previously, Qiming Technology produced more than 30 million simulated intelligent robots, and more than 20 million units were sold in just one night.
The rest is just because, there are some people who originally wanted to buy humanoid simulation intelligent robots, but they are not interested in non-humanoid appearance simulation intelligent robots, and they are in the process of waiting and seeing, and want to see the evaluation of the people who bought them after experiencing it, and then decide whether to buy it.
The production capacity of simulated intelligent robots is very sufficient, and Qiming Technology Company did not play monkeys this time, let alone the previous flying skateboards and flying cars, and bought second-hand at a higher price.
Originally, there were some scalpers who wanted to buy, but because of the simulated intelligent robot, each person can only limit the purchase of one, and limit the second-hand transaction, and each simulated intelligent robot will bind the only user on the official website after purchase.
The simulated intelligent robot will only obey the command of the only binder, after obtaining the confirmation of the only binder, you can designate several relatives and friends of the only binder as the second-level authority, the second-level authority has great restrictions, only so that the simulated intelligent robot can listen to some simple commands, such as the humanoid simulated intelligent robot, the second-level authority is not able to experience special skills, in the case of human relations, the only binder is the master, and the second-level authority is the acquaintance.
Xiang Fan is a self-media worker, mainly making some videos and uploading them on the Internet for people to watch, mainly in the digital area.
As a hot spot of the current simulation intelligent robot, naturally Xiang Fan also watched the live broadcast of the press conference of Qiming Technology Company for the first time, and purchased the simulation intelligent robot for the first time after the live broadcast.
It's a pity that as a single dog, Xiang Fan can't buy a humanoid simulated intelligent robot, which makes Xiang Fan very regretful, if there is a beautiful young lady as the protagonist in the video, the video should be a big hit!
Overnight, simulated intelligent robots entered thousands of households.
After placing an order, Xiang Fan originally thought that he would wait for a while to receive the simulated intelligent robot he bought, after all, it is said that the skin of the simulated intelligent robot is loaded after placing an order.
However, just the next morning, a courier called to ask him to pick up the delivery.
Compared with the previous large trucks, flying cars not only save fuel and fly fast, but also do not need drivers to drive, and can fly 24 hours a day.
The simulated intelligent robot arrived, and Xiang Fan, who was originally cutting videos at home, couldn't wait to go out and came to the door of the community.
At this time, the small truck of SF Express was parked at the entrance of the community, and the express delivery car was stacked and stacked together, boxy boxes.
It seems that there are still a lot of people who buy simulated intelligent robots, and one of them belongs to Xiang Fan.
Signing for the express delivery, Xiang Fan guided the courier brother to drive into the community, and like many major appliances, the simulated intelligent robot is also delivered to the home.
The courier helped move a box belonging to Xiang Fan to Xiang Fan's house, and only left after signing for it.
The next thing is the time to unpack, as the up master of the digital car, it is essential to prepare for Xiang Fan before unboxing.
The three cameras were aimed at the box in all directions, and after the cameras were turned on to confirm the operation, Xiang Fan came to the box to prepare to open the box.
Standing in front of the box, Xiang Fan smiled at the main camera in front of him and said: "Hello everyone, brothers, friends, welcome to the little wolf to open the box, I am the little wolf."
I believe that everyone has been swiped by the news that the simulated intelligent robot began to sell in the past two days, and the simple introduction of the simulated intelligent robot is only less than an hour at the press conference, and it does not allow everyone to intuitively and truly understand the simulated intelligent robot, the little wolf is also very curious about the simulated intelligent robot, whether the function of the simulated intelligent robot is as strong as shown at the press conference.
What the audience wants to see is also what Little Wolf wants to understand, so at the end of the press conference, Little Wolf immediately placed a simulated intelligent robot with the highest configuration.
Now, let the little wolf take you to understand the true face of the simulated intelligent robot, take a look at the new simulated intelligent robot functions and whether there will be any problems in the daily use process, and evaluate whether the simulated intelligent robot is worth buying.
Without further ado, let's open a box. ”
Turning his head, Xiang Fan put the carton equipped with a simulated intelligent robot in front of the camera, took out his own special knife to dismantle the express delivery, Xiang Fan cut the sealing glue on the express box, opened the carton, and Xiang Fan saw a round yellow braincase.
Holding an auxiliary camera equipped with a handheld gimbal, Xiang Fan pointed the camera at the express box and carefully filmed the picture inside the express box: "There is no other packaging in the express box, are you not afraid of damage during transportation, it seems that you are not afraid, even bullets can be blocked in the previous simulated intelligent robot combat process." ”
Reaching into the courier box, Xiang Fan grabbed the shoulder of the simulated intelligent robot and lifted it: "It's a little heavy, about the weight of an ordinary adult, in this case, let's start it directly in the courier box." ”
Facing the straight camera, Xiang Fan said: "According to the official manual of the simulated intelligent robot that I have read, the switch of the simulated intelligent robot is on the braincase. Reaching into the express box, Xiang Fan was looking for the switch button at the back of the head of the simulated intelligent robot.
The fully hidden switch button is hidden in the back of the head of the simulated intelligent robot, which looks no different from other places from the outside, and when it is turned on for the first time, it needs to be found through careful exploration.
"Found it, on the hard round skull, there is a soft depression about the size of a dime coin!" After fumbling around, Xiang Fan felt a depression at the back of his head.
After Xiang Fan gently pressed the button in the middle of the depression, the simulated intelligent robot in the express box slowly stood up from the express box, and a smile curved into the corner of his mouth.
This is a simulated intelligent robot with the same head shape as the funny face, but with acne eyes and a mouth with only one slit.
That's right, it's the character in the anime "Assassination Classroom" who kills the teacher.
He has a round, yellow-skinned head, a bachelor's gown, and no palms but tentacles.
Turning around, Xiang Fan said to the camera again: "From the perspective of the appearance of the teacher, from the second dimension to the third dimension, Qiming Technology Company has a very strict grasp of the shape of the characters, not only is it very restored everywhere but also there is no abrupt feeling, and the three-dimensional sense is very strong."
And, judging from the skin I just touched to kill the teacher, the skin is also very smooth and tender, and it feels unexpectedly good. Sighing, Xiang Fan continued: "It's a pity, it's not that second-child families can't buy humanoid simulated intelligent robots, just from the perspective of the character modeling of the teacher, the pictures of humanoid simulated intelligent robots circulating on the Internet are really not processed by P pictures, they are really so beautiful!" ”
"Qiming Technology Company is not a son!" Once again, he said that he had become a popular term on the Internet recently, and Xiang Fan sighed again.
And at this time, in front of Xiang Fan, kill the teacher to raise his feet and tentacles? walked out of the express box and came to Xiang Fan.
The simulated intelligent robot kill teacher said to Xiang Fan: "Identity confirmation, buyer Xiang Fan, from today onwards you are my only bound master, hello master, the first time we met, I am the simulated intelligent robot kill teacher, what do you command, you can tell me directly." ”
Nodding, Xiang Fan was still satisfied with the reaction of the killing teacher, Xiang Fan's facial recognition and voice information had been entered when he bought it in Qiming Technology Company before, and at this time, the killing teacher who had just turned on the machine directly recognized Xiang Fan, and did not need to set it up again.
After thinking about it, Xiang Fan said to the killing teacher: "It's good for you, kill the teacher, I like you so much, but now that I'm working, killing the teacher, can you help me clean up the house?" ”
Simulated intelligent robot function test, although it has been seen at the previous press conference, but there are still many netizens who suspect that it can only be cleaned under certain specific circumstances.
"It will be done soon!" Nodding his head to kill the teacher, he turned his head to look around, and reflected the scene in the living room into the computer in his body, and the computer was running at high speed, and the teacher calculated the best cleaning plan, classifying and placing items according to the laws of aesthetics, etc.
Finding nothing needed in the living room, Mr. Kill walked straight to the kitchen, and in the kitchen, Mr. Kill found a tablecloth to wipe the dust.
Put the tablecloth on top of the sink, Teacher Kill turned on the sink switch, and in the flowing water, the tablecloth was rubbed repeatedly on Teacher Kill's tentacles, put dish soap, and after cleaning the tablecloth, Teacher Kill returned to the living room this time.
Next, Mr. Kill began his busy work.
Cleaning starts from top to bottom, from the top of the TV, the clutter is reclassified and neatly arranged, and the surface is gently wiped with a tablecloth to remove dust.
Then there were the items on the TV stand, which were also rearranged neatly, a set-top box, a pot of desmodium, a small fish tank, and wiped it down with a towel.
On the side, Xiang Fan, who was holding a camera and recording the actions of killing the teacher, couldn't help but say: "The business ability to kill the teacher looks very good!" ”
In the absence of physical tests, many netizens originally guessed based on the existing artificial intelligence, maybe they could only simply sweep the floor and other work, but they didn't expect that even the placement and classification of items, dust removal, etc., compared with the case of ordinary human cleaning, simulated intelligent robots can even do better!
While looking at the skillful work of killing the teacher, Xiang Fan couldn't help but sigh at the camera, "The simulated intelligent robot is a cow, Qiming Technology Company is too powerful, the real black technology, the housework is very good, is this a simulated intelligent robot loaded with housework skills, it is too strong!" ”
The simulated intelligent robot bought from Xiang Fan is the top version, and now it is loaded with five commonly used household skills, namely housework, cooking, tailoring, massage, simple first aid measures, and about a small half of the memory can be downloaded from the official website of Qiming Technology Company at any time to download more skills.
After looking at it for a while, and not finding any problems in the cleaning work of the simulated intelligent robot, Xiang Fan said to the teacher: "Then, how long does it take for the teacher to finish handling all the housework in the house?" ”
Turning around, Teacher Kill looked at the surroundings: "Well, I'll take a look." After walking around the various rooms in the house, Mr. Kill gave his own answer: "It will take about three hours, soon, master, you can rest first and watch TV for a while." ”
"Is it so smart? They will also care about me and let me go to rest and watch TV! Xiang Fan looked in amazement at the teacher in front of him who continued to work seriously.
It's just that now is not the time to watch TV, the simulated intelligent robot that has just arrived kills the teacher, and Xiang Fan still wants to chat more with the other party.
After thinking about it, Xiang Fan asked, "Then kill the teacher, do you know that you are an intelligent robot?" ”
Nodding, the killing teacher wiped a vase, and said: "Of course I know, the mission of our simulated intelligent robots is to serve their respective masters, only if you know that you are a simulated intelligent robot, you can carry out your work smoothly, of course, if you want a more simulated and vivid character, you can also do it, just completely simulate the character of the teacher, maybe I will make some small temper, unwilling to work and other system operations that simulate human character." ”
"That's really good, so do you feel tired of doing housework in your simulated personality?" Xiang Fan asked curiously.
Shaking his head, the teacher replied: "Master, we just have intelligent robots, and there will be no feeling of tiredness, if it is expressed, it is just a reaction through simulation, as long as there is energy, even if we have been working, we will not feel any tired, so if there is anything, please do not feel tired, don't feel tired of me." ”
Xiang Fan sighed again: "That's it, that's really good!" ”
While watching the killing teacher doing housework, Xiang Fan chatted with the other party, through chatting, Xiang Fan had to admire Qiming Technology Company even more, no matter what topic, the simulated intelligent robot is fluent in answers, and the answers are super positive, which will not bring people any negative emotions.
In addition, the housework is also done very carefully, some corners and corners of the teacher's tentacles can be accurately reached, wipe the dust clean, in accordance with the principle from top to bottom, items should be classified and classified, when encountering bad things or cartons and other unimportant things, will ask Xiang Fan if he still needs it, if he doesn't need it, he can throw it away.
It's more professional than some housekeepers or nannies!
The home has never felt so clean and tidy, and it took more than three hours to look new to Xiang Fan's house, which made Xiang Fan feel very comfortable!
After asking, I got the answer of the killing teacher, and the placement of the items in the room was calculated, which was very reasonable and in line with certain psychological knowledge.
After the housekeeping skills test, the next step is the cooking skills test.
Of course, Xiang Fan also watched the press conference, and he is quite looking forward to cooking, if this skill is no problem, he can eat a big meal at home every day in the future!
It just so happened that it was almost time to eat, so he led Mr. Kill to the kitchen, and after opening the refrigerator to check with Xiang Fan, he asked Mr. Kill: "Is it okay to have cold sour chicken, pot wrapped meat, and then a plate of tomato scrambled eggs, and then rice?" ”
After looking at the ingredients in the refrigerator, Teacher Kill nodded with a smile: "No problem, master wait a minute!" ”
After putting on the apron from the kitchen, Mr. Kill took out various ingredients from the refrigerator with his tentacles and entered the next performance.
Similar to what I saw in the video press conference, the whole cooking process is in order, and the teacher knows which step to do when it comes to which step.
First, the rice is steamed in a rice cooker, the frozen ingredients are thawed in water, and in the process, the eggs are beaten and the tomatoes are chopped, and the ingredients for several dishes are prepared.
Bring the water to a boil, put the frozen chicken in the pot and cook, cut the pork belly into thin slices and prepare to make the pot meat.
The whole process is done in one go, just like the chef of the hotel!
Xiang Fan, who was holding the camera, filmed the whole process: "Audience friends, it seems that everyone will have a good time in the future!" ”
Under the serious work of killing the teacher, after a while, the kitchen began to be filled with the fragrance of food, and Xiang Fan swallowed his saliva several times in the process, and he couldn't wait.
It took about half an hour for Teacher Kill to bring the prepared meal to the table, and even the dishes and chopsticks were prepared for Xiang Fan!
Xiang Fan, who had been waiting for a long time: "I finally waited for my favorite part of eating, the pot-wrapped meat is golden in color, the color of the finished dish is golden, the golden syrup wraps the pork belly slices, and it is decorated with shredded green onions, which looks very appetizing." ”
Pick up a piece of meat wrapped in a pot, and between the meat slices, the golden syrup is drawn.
After tasting a piece, Xiang Fan recalled the taste: "The outside is crispy, sweet and sour, and the meat inside is tender, very delicious!" I couldn't help but sandwich two more pieces, and when Xiang Fan came back to his senses, a large plate of pot-wrapped meat entered Xiang Fan's stomach!
Looking at a few plates of dishes full of color and flavor, Xiang Fan said with a serious face: "Next, I'll talk about it when I'm full!" ”
While eating, Xiang Fan couldn't help but sigh: "The future human life is simply not too happy, the day is not far off, the day when clothes come to reach out and eat to open their mouths is not far away, there is no need to cook, clothes do not need to be washed, and hygiene does not need to be cleaned, and the future housewife life is simply not too cool!" ”
"By the way, I have even seen infant and toddler skills with babies in the skill library, simulated intelligent robots, and even babies can help with it, not to mention, if you go down like this, having a second child is also a good choice, with a child in the home anyway, it's like an almighty nanny!"
"It's a pity, it will take several years to give birth to two children, and the humanoid simulated intelligent robot needs a second child to be able to buy, after seeing these skills of killing the teacher, I can already imagine the appearance of the beautiful young lady doing these jobs, it will be very eye-catching, very good, and that special skill that leads to reverie............"
"The food is so delicious, and it's the rhythm of gaining weight, woo woo, I don't need to order takeout in the future!" After eating three bowls with tears, Xiang Fan looked at the simulated intelligent robot that cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and was already able to imagine the future days.
"The dish of pot meat is from the north, and I originally only ate it when I was traveling, but I didn't expect the taste made by the simulated intelligent robot to be very pure, sweet but not greasy, so delicious."
"The sour chicken is sour and spicy, spicy and fresh, fresh and fragrant, which makes people addicted."
"Highly recommended, brothers, I think the simulated intelligent robot is a machine that every household must have, compared to what TV, computer, refrigerator and other household appliances, the role of the simulated intelligent robot is more huge, and the improvement of the quality of life is simply not too strong!"
"The massage function is also very good, when it's okay, let the simulated intelligent robot press it, and the whole person is comfortable!"
After carefully experiencing several functions of the simulated intelligent robot, Xiang Fan couldn't help but feel the idea of finding a wife and having children, you must know that Xiang Fan was a staunch unmarried person in the past, compared to living with two people, one person wants to do whatever he wants, he doesn't need to buy a house or a car to get married, and he doesn't need to be bound by his children, he is more free.
But now with a simulated intelligent robot, not only do you not need to cook and clean by yourself, but even children can help with it, such good conditions, if you don't have a child, you seem to be sorry for the society, sorry for the official, sorry for Qiming Technology Company!
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