Chapter 3 Goofs

"Master Li Xiang, you're finally back!"

As soon as Li Xiang returned to the Greide Mansion, the goblin Grede was busy greeting him, and it seemed that there was really something urgent.

If Greid asked Li Xiang to do something, Li Xiang's diorama would be a goof. He forced a calm nod and asked, "What's wrong?"

"These people heard that I have a distinguished guest here, and they want to come and see your ability. Greid explained.

Only then did Li Xiang notice a few strangers in the hall. A tower-like man was shaved his nails lightly with a tomahawk, and the head of the goblin Grede looked like a baby compared to him. A man in a black robe was full of ghosts, he stroked the two locks of beard on his lips, and smiled at Li Xiang, making Li Xiang can't help but shiver. There were also a few people standing behind these two people and grinning at Li Xiang, at first glance, they were the followers of these two people, with a horse-like face.

Li Xiang bent down and attached himself to Greid's ear, and asked weakly, "What are they going to do?"

Goblins, as natural merchants, never make money-losing deals. Li Xiang lived here for half a month in vain, and Grede secretly observed this Sino man several times, and always felt that something was wrong, and he tried Li Xiang many times.

Today, these two people were invited by Greid, just to see if Li Xiang, a Sino person, has the legendary abilities.

"Master Li Xiang, they want to compete with you. Greider said.

"Competition?" In an instant, more than 10,000 thoughts flashed through Li Xiang's mind, he was thinking about what he would do, what could he compete with these two guys who were not good at stubble at first glance.

Li Xiang has learned a lot of things in Lanxiang and New Oriental, but he hasn't learned any of them, and besides, these two people in front of him will not compare with him in beauty salons, sewing and cooking......

The giant man stood up suddenly, walked up to Li Xiang step by step, stared at Li Xiang and said, "I heard that all the people of Sino are amazing people, this respected guest of Sino, dare to ask if you can stop my tomahawk?"

Li Xiang looked up at the battle axe in the guy's hand, almost half his body was bigger, resist this thing? No kidding, this axe threw down and killed Li Xiang.

"Garr, everything comes first, doesn't it?" said the man in the robe, dissatisfied. "If he can keep the whole body under the tusks of Cerberus, I'll give it to you. "It's definitely a good opportunity to make a name for yourself by beating a Shino, so it's no surprise that the two are up for grabs.

Before the robed man could finish speaking, a miserable green light appeared on the ground, and a flaming hellhound appeared in the hall, opening its bloody mouth towards Li Xiang, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth.

What should I do? Compare or admit it? Li Xiang looked at the two people in front of him, and this was a question that did not need to be considered by his brain at all.

"Listen to me, it's a misunderstanding. Li Xiang hurriedly waved his hand and said, he felt that he was enough for a man who didn't pee his pants at this time. "I don't know anything!"

"Nothing?" Greid's facial features were almost twisted together, his face was green, and his expression was very exciting.

"You're from Shino!" Greid's voice suddenly rose an octave and he asked sharply. "How can you not know anything?"

Li Xiang smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm from Sino, but I really don't know anything." Even if you goblins, not everyone can do business, right?"

The name of the Sino people is very big, and Li Xiang has made up his mind that he must bite his identity as a Sino person, otherwise who knows what Grede will do to himself in anger.

"You, you, you......" Greid was speechless. He is also a figure with a head and a face in Huadu, and he was actually put on a position by Li Xiang, and the whole Huadu knows that he has a Shino person here, if others know the truth about this, then Greid will definitely become a laughing stock.

"What the hell are you going to do?" asked Greid, angrily.

"Eat, drink, and sleep. Li Xiang added in a low voice. "Kidnapping and stealing ......"

As a goblin, even if he is not a businessman, the shrewdness and calculation of a businessman still flows in his blood, let alone a big businessman like Grede. Li Xiang has been eating and drinking here with Gray for half a month, if he just lets Li Xiang go, it is impossible, there is no such cheap thing in the world.

Danfeng beauty salon business has been particularly good in recent days, it is said that there is a Sino person who works here, and that Sino person is naturally Li Xiang.

In order to save his face, Greid made up a lot of reasons, saying that Li Xiang had the ability to destroy the world and couldn't act easily. At Greid's repeated request, Sino guest Li Xiang will stay at Grede's Danfeng Beauty Salon for a while, and the lucky guests will enjoy VIP services from Li Xiang.

In fact, Li Xiang is working for Greid, so that he can pay off his debts for his deception.

Beauty salon? Li Xiang will have a ghost like this. But I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run, when he was in Lan Xiang, he looked through the picture book of the hairdressing class and had a little impression of those hairstyles or something. As for letting Li Xiang get a haircut...... If you shave your head, he will. Anyway, there are hairdressers in the beauty salon, and Li Xiang just needs to pretend to "guide" there and "design" some killer styles.

The so-called VIP service, some rich people are willing to pay a little more unjustly money, and then Li Xiang will personally wash their hair......

Li Xiang often laughs at himself: I didn't expect to cross over and become a little brother of washing, cutting and blowing.

"Lord Li Xiang, it's time to eat. Colin, another shampoo boy in the beauty salon, greeted.

"Colin, how many times have I said it, just call me Li Xiang, what an adult is not a big person. ”

The barber here was respectful to Li Xiang at first, but after a long time, he found out that something was wrong, and the big boss Greid didn't seem to have much respect for this Sino man, and Li Xiang didn't show any real skills so far. Everyone slowly didn't treat Li Xiang very well.

Only this little goblin Colin who is a little stupid and cute, because he is the same as Li Xiang's "type of work", the two are quite compatible.

Li Xiang tugged at the contents of the plate, corn salad, mixed with some diced carrots, and occasionally found a few pickled cucumbers...... Li Xiang snorted sullenly, what about feeding rabbits? He looked at other people's plates, bacon, sea bass, grilled chops, ...... Only Li Xiang and Colin were so pitiful on their plates.

Thinking about when he first arrived in Huadu, Grede didn't dare to give Li Xiang three meals a day, and then look at the present, it's really a cool tea.

Colin saw Li Xiang staring at the food on the plate, his face was depressed, thinking that Li Xiang thought that the food was too little, and said, "I have a small amount of food, if you don't have enough, eat my one." ”

Li Xiang slapped Colin on the head and said, "Eat yours." ”

Even if people are warm and cold, the world is hot and cold, there is always something that makes you feel a little warm. Li Xiang looked at this stupid little goblin, and his heart was quite moved. Now he is like a piece of stinky shit, and no one cares about him, but this Colin is willing to get very close to Li Xiang.

After eating, Li Xiang rinsed his mouth and looked at his teeth in the mirror, he was really worried that he would grow a pair of rabbit teeth one day after eating these broken things every day.

After lunch, there were no customers in the beauty salon, and Colin chatted with Li Xiang about idle days: "Lord Li Xiang, you Xinnuo people ......"

Li Xiang interrupted Colin's words and corrected, "Call me Li Xiang." ”

Colin continued: "Li Xiang, you Xinnuo people are all powerful, so there must be nothing to worry about. ”

Li Xiang dozed off and nodded half-deadly, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.

"Do you have any dreams?" asked Colin.

"Dream?" This is a word that is both familiar and unfamiliar, Dandan's dream is to make money to marry Li Xiaohua, Li Xiang never seems to have thought about his dream.

Li Xiang thought about the brocade clothes and food he enjoyed in the Grad Mansion when he first arrived in Huadu, and then thought about his ** life in Fuxkang, and said: "Is my dream?

"Me too!" Hearing Li Xiang's words, Colin suddenly came to his senses. "My dream is to be super rich like the rich man Rivigaz. ”

"The rich man?" Li Xiang had heard of this name for the first time.

"Well, the rich man Rivigaz. Colin nodded vigorously. "He's the best merchant of the goblins, no! he's the best merchant in the world, and he has a wealth that even the Black Dragon King Shivasa would be jealous of. After we goblins lost their homes, it was the rich man Rivigaz who bought the Messianic City and gave us a foothold. I'm going to be a great businessman like him!"

"Okay, okay. I wish you success. Li Xiang waved his hand, interrupting Colin's ambition.

The dream is plump, and the reality is skinny. Colin's dream of becoming a big businessman is very good, but the reality is that he and Li Xiang are now just two shampooing brothers, penniless.

The weather in late spring is warm, and the midday sun shines in through the window, making people drowsy.

Li Xiang was enjoying this rare moment of tranquility when he heard someone shouting at the door.

"Where's the people, get out of here!"

It's Grede's voice, Grede has a lot of industry, generally speaking, he won't come to the beauty salon if it's okay, what kind of madness did he smoke today?

Everyone hurried to the door to greet the big boss, but saw Greid, who was usually high-spirited, groveling to another goblin at this time, with a servile face.

"Mr. Rivigas, please inside, please inside!"

Hearing Grede's words, everyone in the beauty salon was stunned, it turned out to be the rich man Rivigaz! Rivigaz stayed in Messiah City on weekdays, what kind of wind blew him to the flowers?

Colin was simply petrified, and Rivigaz was an idol to him, and he felt that he would die without regrets when he could see the idol with his own eyes.

The rich man Rivigaz waved his hand and said very casually: "Don't be too restrained, I'm just a goblin. ”

Everyone made up for him in their hearts - the richest goblin.

"This must be Lord Li Xiang, right?" Rivigaz walked straight in front of Li Xiang and looked up at Li Xiang.

Li Xiang squeezed out a smile and said, "It's exactly below." ”

"I heard that Master Li Xiang not only has the magical ability to destroy the world, but also has extraordinary achievements in hairdressing. It's terrible to destroy the world or something, and I'm afraid Lord Li Xiang won't easily show it in front of me. Rivigaz said, pointing to the brownish-red hair on the top of his head. "I have a reluctant request, can you ask Master Li Xiang to do my hair?" "It is definitely something to show off to let the people of Sino do their own hair, how could the rich man Rivigaz let go of such an opportunity.

Li Xiang looked at the cauliflower-like curls on the top of Rivigaz's head, and smiled reluctantly: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”

Li Xiang had already scolded in his heart: It's good to talk about your sister! Lao Tzu knows how to cut hair, so he has a ghost! Would it be okay to shave your head?!

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