7. Conventions
In the weird world, there are indeed some weirdness that seem to help others fulfill some low-level wishes, such as getting a certain amount of money for a short time, or being able to successfully brainwash a character to help the other party successfully find a partner......
But these come at a cost.
And often the cost is definitely more than what they wish.
Obviously, this weird thing in front of him doesn't have such an ability similar to a wishing cup.
Although Yao Xia didn't know Jiang Shangxian's specific ability, he knew one thing very clearly, that is, the guy in front of him, what she had was definitely not the ability to benefit people and create happiness for people.
On the contrary, Jiang Shangxian's destructive ability is unmatched.
At least in those days of Yao Xia's rebirth, he was made to collapse and die by Jiang Shangxian, and there were really countless cases of group annihilation.
So Yao Xia didn't expect her to help herself.
"Actually, I'm a chef who specializes in cooking and drinks for weirdness." Yao Xia had already thought of his rhetoric.
This has also been proven by countless rebirths.
If you put forward a wish that is beyond Jiang Shangxian's ability, then the only thing that this neuropathy in front of you can do is to get rid of the person who made the wish.
Even if you want to get more than 200 yuan in cash from her, it will lead to this weird killer in front of you.
Don't ask Yao Xia how she knows, asking is a heartache.
The only thing that can make Jiang Shangxian help is nothing more than asking her to help her get rid of someone, or to protect herself from harm, of course, the premise of all this depends on the mood of the neurotic in front of her at that time.
If Jiang Shangxian is in a good mood, and the person you want to kill is not difficult to find, she may be able to help solve it by the way.
But in all probability, when you make a wish, you will face nothing more than death.
Yao Xia knew this all too well.
But the problem is that you can't just please her and don't ask for anything, which will also lead to death.
Overall, Jiang Shangxian is still a very principled weird.
From Yao Xia's countless lives, a truth has been summed up, weird people have their own principles, or rules of action, for example, the marshmallow in his trouser pocket is born to like humans with violent mood swings.
Jiang Shangxian's rule of action is to completely depend on the mood.
Fortunately, as long as she has good food, her mood will become incomparably wonderful.
But if she was hungry, she would go berserk.
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"Huh?" Jiang Shangxian heard the three words of the chef, and his two eyes sparkled, "It's rare, it's actually a human being." ”
Yes, in this world, only a very small number of humans know the secrets of weirdness, and pure humans who specialize in cooking weirdness are really rare.
But that doesn't mean there isn't such a thing.
After all, weird is also some kind of strange creature, especially the weird middle and upper intelligent weird and predator weird, in fact, they have a pursuit of food and other substances.
This is similar to the biological world, the more weird it is at the top of the food chain, the more it requires the spiritual realm.
Like humans, they indulge in pleasure.
Not every kind of weirdness is born to destroy and destroy the world.
The ultimate goal of any living organism, including non-humans, is to survive, which is similar to viruses, even if they are highly lethal at the beginning, but viruses will gradually adapt to this environment in the process of evolution and evolution.
When long enough, the spoocks will also tend to build a mature enough world to serve them.
And human beings are just poor creatures in captivity in the long history of being on the weak side.
Yao Xia spent countless lifetimes of life before he finally understood this truth.
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"Yes, I'm a chef, and my biggest wish is to make dishes that wow weirders." Yao Xiatian said shamelessly.
However, what he said was not entirely a lie, he had repeated the same life many times, and then in the trial and error, he would always accumulate some necessary experience.
For example, you can make a dish that amazes weird people.
If he didn't want to start a [weird manufacturing company], Yao Xia could have lived quite well by opening a weird restaurant.
Unfortunately, it was a long, long time ago, and he couldn't count how many lives he had lived before.
To be a top-notch weird chef and become the master of weird people, Yao Xia has now achieved the former, and is working towards the latter.
"No wonder." Jiang Shangxian looked thoughtfully at the messy table in front of him, "I said, how can a human make food so delicious." ”
"Thanks for the compliment." Yao Xia laughed.
"So I have an updated creation in the future, can I bring it to you and try it?" Yao Xia looked at the girl in front of her with a smile, "I really need to get professional weird feedback, so that it can help me improve my cooking." ”
"Hmm......"
Although she is not particularly confident, because Jiang Shangxian herself is a foodie, if you really want to comment on something, it is indeed a little difficult for her, but when considering that there will be an endless stream of delicious food in the future, Jiang Shangxian hesitated.
"Okay." Jiang Shangxian happily narrowed his eyes into two crescents, "If you have anything delicious in the future, just bring it." ”
Originally, this guy was still worried that Yao Xia didn't make [appropriate requests] for her just now, and considered whether to kill the guy in front of him now, but after hearing that there would be delicious food in the future, Jiang Shangxian gave up this idea.
I don't know why, Yao Xia felt that the coolness that had just shrouded his body suddenly disappeared all at once.
It's also strange to say, it's obviously summer, but just now he did feel that kind of cold to the bone.
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"So, can I know your name?" Yao Xia pretended to ask, "It's called Yao Xia, 26 years old this year, and he is a weird chef." ”
Not......
Jiang Shangxian was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect this human to be able to successfully communicate with her to such a point.
However, considering his status as a strange chef, this girl's strange vigilance has weakened a lot.
"I, my name is Jiang Shangxian, you can call me Shangxian in the future." The girl laughed weirdly.
Although he had known this name for a long time, to be honest, Yao Xia was still full of anticipation at this moment just now.
Jiang Shangxian is not necessarily her real name, it's just a fake name used to cover up this weirdness, after all, everyone is calling her [Shangxian], so this weird one is easy to use as one of her names.
In fact, she has a human name called Jiang Ying Hitomi, but she doesn't particularly like the weird form.
Sometimes Yao Xia hopes that in different time and space, in the repeated life again and again, she can hear another different name from her mouth.
However, it seems that this time there is not much difference from the previous N generations.
To be precise, this guy and Jiang Yingtong are completely two people, so when you think about it, you can understand why she wants another name.
Only Jiang Shangxian belongs to this weird, unique logo in front of him.
"Then it's agreed," Yao Xia said, "I'll come here every Sunday if I have time, bring you my newly developed cuisine, and then you can give me some comments, such as whether it's delicious or not, just a simple description." ”
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