17. It's outrageous
After brewing 10 bottles of Colorful Heart Brew, Yao Xia kept one of them for himself for preservation, and handed over the other nine bottles to Shao Wei for processing.
"This bottle can be used for a loan to the Weird Bank." Yao Xia pointed to one of the white glass bottles without any labels.
"Okay." Shao Weimen nodded, picked up the wine bottle and looked at it.
Seriously, this thing is so tempting, just looking at the seven-colored light flowing through it is amazing enough, let alone opening it and smelling it.
The colorful emotional particles used in this bottle are relatively short-lived, far less pure than those behind, Yao Xia asked her to take this bottle as a sample to find a bank loan, in fact, it is the least expensive one.
Weird bank lending has certain standards, and now it is relatively liberal, like many people can use technology to borrow money to open a store, and with the manufacturing technology of colorful heart brewing, they can also borrow at least 500,000 or something.
"And then these bottles, you use your own channels to disperse, find the owner of the bar and the relevant big hotels to sell, and don't give them all at once, just say that our company is now in trial operation, so we can only provide a very small amount of heart brew as a sample, if the customer response is good, you can supply more in the future."
Yao Xia said.
"Uh-huh."
Shao Wei nodded.
They still know that.
It's called hunger marketing.
There is only one point that Shao Wei is more worried about-
"The key is that if we really agree and sign a contract with them, will we be able to supply them in the future?"
"Then you don't care." Yao Xia smiled and said, "In the future, you will only be responsible for sales, production and product quality." ”
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"Hello, as long as your company has been in operation for more than 1 year and has no debt, our bank can give you a small loan with a maximum loan limit of 1 million.
But your situation is indeed a bit enough, otherwise, after a period of time, when the number of years is reached, and then bring your company's flow, relevant audit certificates, and the corresponding company account statement, I will definitely be able to help you borrow enough money. ”
"Is that so?"
"Okay, thank you for your support of our bank, welcome back."
Su Moze is a bank clerk at the Guishan South Road branch of the Strange Bank.
His daily job is to help customers with various banking services, deposits and withdrawals, as well as micro-loan business approvals and so on.
However, the strange bank has recently become more lenient in terms of lending requirements, mainly because after entering the 22nd year, the overall world economic situation is not very good, and many people do not consume much because they have little money in hand, resulting in the overall economic downturn, so the formation of a strange situation where everyone wants to spend money but has no money to spend, and the bank has money but can't let it go.
This part is not caused by weirdness, as weirdness, Su Moze sees it very thoroughly, and the weird world is completely dragged down by the human world.
With the development of the times, human beings and the weird economy continue to be deeply bound, and the time of the birth of the weird world is relatively short, forming a truly stable and orderly weird world, and it has been less than a few decades now.
So far, the weird world has not formed a unified currency, and it is basically the weird adoption of the currencies that belong to each country.
This method has been relatively stable in the past few decades, but now with the germination of the world economic crisis, the situation has been frustrated, and the economic situation in the strange world is not particularly good.
Su Moze's task is also very strange, it requires him to complete the lending target, but he doesn't want to give it to some unreliable companies and individuals, if the world's banks lend at will and lead to a new round of subprime mortgage crisis, it is really not just a thunderstorm.
So Su Moze is also very contradictory, he wants to lend, but he can't get a loan, and he always encounters some unreliable individuals and companies.
Of the few customers I received today, none of them were reassuring.
For example, this guest just now, he himself runs a script killing shop, and because the bank has a new round of lending benefits, that is, if the other party is in good business and has a good reputation, even if there is no collateral, he can get a loan with an upper limit of 2 million with his ID card and company-related certificates, but after his discerning review, he felt that this person was lying a lot just now, although there was nothing wrong with this person after checking it, but Su Moze quickly thought that the company had similar bad debts before-
The owner of a barber shop actually has a force behind him, specifically looking for some people with good reputation to be the manager of his store, and the legal representative of the company's registration is also this [puppet], the main purpose is to cheat loans.
And this [borrower] may not even know anything about haircutting himself.
So when the loan is released, you will find that it is very difficult to recover this bad debt.
First of all, the legal representative of the loan is not a vested interest at all, and all the money has been transferred, and you can't recover it.
The dishonest person has become this [big injustice] He doesn't know it yet, because the other party gave him a sum of money, maybe 30,000 or 40,000, but compared to the 2 million loaned, this is nothing.
It is very difficult for you to trace the words of those behind the scenes from legal channels, after all, the other party did not break the law and did not participate in this matter at all.
The borrowing has nothing to do with them.
Therefore, if the big injustice is not paid, the bank cannot recover the money, and it will become a bad debt.
Although the money is not much, when similar things happen too much, the bank staff will inevitably be punished.
The above has also paid more and more attention to the relevant situation, so that there is the current regulation, that is, let the bank managers who lend money keep their eyes open and must find out whether the other party is a shell to cheat money, or whether they really need and have the potential to repay their debts.
Thinking of this, Su Moze couldn't help but smile bitterly.
This Nima, am I still a bank clerk?
If you have this ability to discriminate, you might as well be a detective.
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"Big brother, look at my egg tart, it's handmade, and it also has a smiley face pattern."
After a while, a strange grandmother who was about 80 years old came, and she put a box of beautifully packaged egg tarts in front of Su Moze.
He frowned and looked at the patterns on them, and couldn't help but feel a dilemma in his heart.
Seriously, where are these smiley faces?
It's worse than crying.
And the outside of the egg tart feels black, and it looks like it's already baked.
Can you really sell such an egg tart?
"Old man, what business do you want to handle?" Su Moze still maintained a professional smirk as always, and asked politely.
"I want to open an egg tart Sichuan restaurant," the old woman smiled kindly, her eyes flashing, "My old man is a Shu terrorist, he liked to eat Sichuan food when he was alive, but my little grandson likes to eat egg tarts, so we want to combine these."
This is definitely an unprecedented creation, and if you think about the Sichuan flavored egg tarts, they will definitely sell quite well. ”
Well......
Su Moze choked for a moment, not knowing what to make an evaluation.
Can there really be a market for this thing?
Sichuan-style egg tart, I think it's a bit too much.
What kind of person would like such a taste?
Even if it's weird, there's a requirement for food, okay?
However, out of professionalism, Su Moze reluctantly took it in from outside the counter, and then carefully selected an egg tart that was not so burnt and slightly better-looking.
As soon as he put it in his mouth and took a bite, Su Moze couldn't help frowning.
If it had been filmed by a camera, his expression would have been a big embarrassment.
In other words, it is even more ugly than comedian Song Xiaobao laughing.
"How's it going, boy, is it delicious?" The weird old woman laughed weirdly and looked at him expectantly.
"Hmm...... Grandma, I think, very average. ”
Gan!
It's not weird at all, is it?
Su Moze was well-intentioned and didn't want to hurt this old man's feelings.
The people who co-author their family are some weirdos with strange tastes, right?
He looked down at the box of tarts in front of him.
Su Moze can basically be determined that this thing was made by the old lady herself, but the taste is really not flattering.
If you can sell it in the weird market, I'm afraid you'll be running out of bottoms.
"Old man, I don't think so, if you can find 100 customers to prove that your egg tart is delicious, then I can consider applying for a loan of about 100,000 yuan for you, what do you think?"
100 guests, it is already considered benevolent and righteous, Su Moze did not block the road, of course, he did not believe that this old weird could really complete this difficult task.
In other words, if she can really find 100 regulars who love her tarts, then the business won't be too much of a loss.
"Really?" The strange old woman's eyes lit up, and she got up and left the place.
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After sending the old man away, Su Moze let out a sigh.
In these years, how can you dare to come to the bank to apply for a loan?
Although they are all small loans, they are too self-aware, right?
Su Moze shook his head and smiled bitterly, and then pressed the reception button in front of him with his hand.
"Next, please ask customer number 1048 to go to window 5."
Calls rang out in the vastness of the hall.
Su Moze briefly tidied up the desktop and raised his head.
I saw a pure and beautiful girl with a long black ponytail sitting in front of him with a bag.
"What do you want to do?" Su Moze asked.
"That's right, we are now preparing to set up a heart brewing factory, but we lack the registered capital, so we want to apply for a loan of 1 million." The girl said calmly.
Belch......
When Su Moze heard this, although his expression was still relatively calm, his heart was already on fire.
This Nima, why is it a weird person who wants to apply for a loan?
This is even more outrageous, the company is still in preparation, that is to say, I haven't even gotten a business license, and now I want to borrow from the bank, is this weird brain caught by the door?
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