Chapter 19: Bad Pig Teammates
There are no cameras in this world, so Zou Ao only knows that his daughter has been assassinated, but he doesn't know what that hateful assassin looks like.
There are no telephones in this world, so when Song Shi was busy with the opening ceremony, he didn't know that he had an uninvited guest at home.
"Father, he ......" Song Shi looked at Chang An's eyes and almost burst into flames, but before she could say anything, she was blocked by Zou Ao.
I saw Zou Ao frowning, putting on a serious look on his face with a Chinese character, and shouted: "Shi'er, what are you still doing there? Don't be rude to the guests." ”
Song Shi's chest was still aching faintly, it was the last time she was pierced by Chang An with a dagger, and the magic circuit of her whole body was also restlessly restless, which was the sequelae of today's luck being interrupted by Chang An. She just wanted to kill Chang An with a big fireball now, but it was hard to explain it to her father.
In the end, Song Shi still held back her anger and arched her hand towards Chang An, who had a playful smile on his face, which was considered a salute.
"Hahaha. Zou Ao happily patted Chang An's shoulder: "We'll have lunch together later." Lion, you must not be arrogant because of your current achievements, I think this Chang'an little friend is similar to you, and his talent is not inferior to yours. ”
"Remember my father's teachings. ”
Chang An looked at Zou Ao in the distance with interest, and the poem that was looking at his father with a complicated expression but trying to restrain his emotions, it seemed that this family was much more interesting than he imagined. However, seeing that the physical and psychological state of the poem was so bad, Chang An knew that his plan had succeeded.
The so-called Plan C is just to consume the strength of the poem, and the real assassination operation is only starting now!
The Zou family's luncheon was held with Zou Ao, Song Shi and Chang An at the same table.
"Chang'an Xiaoyou, the old man toasts you. Zou Ao raised his glass and drank it all: "I used to think that the new tactics of the lion were quite powerful, but after I met you today, I realized that there are people outside the world." At least in terms of marching and fighting, you still have to learn more from Chang'an. ”
"Where, where, my uncle has won the prize. Chang An was polite, and then he didn't look at the poems sitting next to him like no one else, and began to eat with vegetables by himself. This makes the latter even more popular.
However, for Chang An, in fact, he really didn't do anything, he just took advantage of the time when Song Shi was busy healing Gongsun Yan'er and presiding over the opening ceremony, climbed over the wall and came out of the academy to come to Zou's house, and had a friendly conversation with Old Man Zou as a self-recommended guest, that's all.
As for the art of war, the strategic arrangement of troops or something...... Chang An just casually said something about what he had seen and heard before, after all, as a senior traverser, he had GET countless times for the achievements of dominating the world, and he had done something about artillery and modern tactics in this world, which was all left over from how many years ago he played.
Chang An and Zou Ao talked happily like a pair of old friends, and Song Shi could only watch with his eyes and didn't dare to move his chopsticks, who knows if Chang An secretly poisoned his food?
She watched Chang An grit his teeth but didn't dare to let her father discover her expression, she knew that it was impossible to arrest Chang An if she told her father that he was a spy - where have you ever seen a spy who knows more about the art of war than a general?
But Chang An must not be allowed to continue to pester himself like a dog skin plaster, this is by no means a joke! Song Shi dare not guarantee that he will never show his flaws, and as long as Chang An is given a chance, his little life will be lost!
It seems necessary to change the reason......
Chang An, who was trying to pull out the rice, suddenly felt a chill behind him, and when he looked up, he saw that Song Shi was looking at him with a very weird smile, and he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.
Song Shi put down the dishes and chopsticks and stood up: "Father, in fact, I came back so early today to tell you something. ”
"Hehe, Shi'er, you can say whatever you want, what are you doing so formally at home?"
And so the boy spoke. Song Shi suddenly grabbed Chang An's hand, and before Chang An could react, he said with a smile on his face: "Actually, Chang An and I have known each other for many years, and I came back today to tell my father that I like him and I plan to marry him." ”
"Poof-" This is Zou Ao's voice squirting rice.
"Rub-" This is Chang An's voice running away.
Yes, Chang An ran away, he found that he had missed a very important point in his plan, it is true that Song Shi is a traverser, it is not false that she is a second-year teenager, and it is also true that she is occasionally a little brain-dead, and all her weaknesses are counted by Chang An to death...... Chang An only missed one, the poem is a woman!
A woman's heart is definitely a hundred times more terrible than a man's!
"You don't want to run out of the gate of the Zou family today!" Song Shi chased after him, and from time to time released some instantaneous small spells to try to stop Chang An, but fortunately, Chang An was agile and didn't get hit. However, the situation is not optimistic, since Song Shi said that he wanted Chang An to be the son-in-law of the Zou family, his cheap "father-in-law" has already mobilized troops and horses to prepare to encircle and suppress him as soon as possible!
Although Chang An played a little trick to win Zou Ao's favor, it was obvious that this favorability was not enough for him to agree to hand over his daughter to such a poor boy with no background background. Just like the plots in many bloody romance dramas, in order to prevent his baby daughter from being hooked up by such a poor boy, the "father-in-law" decided to break this "son-in-law" he didn't look down on into pieces, and never suffer in the future!
Just when Chang An was about to escape from this courtyard, a team of soldiers in full armor blocked the gate of the courtyard, and the magic equipment on their bodies proved that they were the palace guards who had made Chang An suffer a loss!
"Won't I climb over the wall if the door won't let me go?" Chang An dodged and ran towards the courtyard wall next to him, which was not high, but at this time, a row of crossbowmen also appeared at the top of the wall, and all the arrows on the string were aimed at Chang An.
"Yo, Sao Nian, how does it feel to be slapped in the face in seconds by pretending to fail to force it?" A certain necklace made an inopportune sound again, and Chang An decisively let it experience the taste of his stinky sweaty armpits after just exercising. Then, turning to look at the poem, he raised his hands helplessly.
"Okay, this time I admit it, if you want to kill, you have to listen to it. ”
With the expression of a victor, he was about to think about what to do with Chang An, when an abrupt voice appeared in his ears.
"Brother Lion!" From among the many soldiers who intercepted Chang'an, a petite girl in silver armor suddenly rushed out, and crashed directly into Song Shi's arms like a milk swallow. It's the girl who was haunted by the poems before, Gongsun Yan'er!
"Brother Lion, people want to come to play with you, but when I heard my uncle say that you want to get married, I hurried over, don't you want Yan'er? But if you really love each other, Yan'er will also wish you happiness, eh...... This man ......"
Chang An raised his hands and stared at the girl named Yan'er, who was also a headache for this woman who had a high force value and was a little nervous, and who had just tore him up and forced him to destroy his assassination plan. However, from the other party's eyes, Chang An found that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something......
Uh, if I understand correctly, this girl seems to regard herself as a "rival in love"?
Gender rivals...... Well, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with that.
"Teng Teng Teng ......" Yan'er took a few steps back, looked at Chang An, and then looked at the poem, and the distorted expression was simply doubting life: "Brother Lion, you ...... You guys...... Woo, Brother Lion, why do you keep hiding from Yan'er, in fact, you have this orientation? Even if you tell Yan'er, Yan'er will wish you happiness. No wonder this stinky man attacked me as soon as he saw me at the opening ceremony, it turned out to be because of this!"
Chang An's eyes widened, hey, don't you want to be so unreasonable, it's obvious that you attacked me as soon as you saw me, okay!
Sooshi's head is also bigger, because of her special identity, even in the mad lion family, except for her own father and mother, everyone else thinks she is a man! Even the girl in front of her who has been her childhood sweetheart since childhood is the same.
Moreover, as a traverser, the performance of the poem is too dazzling no matter where she is, and it is impossible to say that no woman likes her. Yan'er has always understood her love for poetry, but she doesn't have a good solution.
"So this is one of your harems?" Chang An looked at Song Shi with a playful expression: "I didn't expect you to have this orientation?"
"Enough!" was double-suspected, Song Shi felt that her whole person was not good, she turned her head to look at Yan'er: "I'll explain the matter with this guy later, and lock him up in the dungeon first!"
Yan'er was a little confused, but she still obeyed the order of the poem and led the guards to surround Chang An. As a high-level swordsman, she was confident that it would be easy to take down the man in front of her who had no fighting spirit or magic fluctuations in his body, and she was about to arrest him, but Chang An, who was surrounded by her, suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at, you'll cry in the dungeon!" Yan'er scolded in an unkind tone.
Chang An looked directly at Song Shi and said with a smile: "Okay, even if this beauty is not your harem, her relationship with you is definitely not ordinary, right?"
Song Shi didn't know what Chang An wanted to say, but he snorted coldly and didn't refute.
"Besides, your father has already heard the news and is coming, so it should not be far from here...... Oh yes, there are a lot of people in this house who are more or less related to you, or servants who have served you for many years, you are not a cold-blooded person, you can't have no feelings for them, right?"
Song Shi finally realized something, his eyes widened, and his gaze at Chang An almost erupted into fire.
"Brush!" A large package of bundled explosives was taken out of the storage space by Chang An and held it in his hand: "Speaking of which, I also want to thank you for inventing explosives in this world, which is a simple and easy to use thing, okay, this large package of explosives happened to be stolen from your army, guess how powerful these explosives can explode together can blow up people in a radius?"
"You ......" Song Shi didn't know that the nature of Chang An's mission was that he couldn't kill innocents indiscriminately, so when he saw Chang An put on such a terrorist posture, he immediately panicked: "What do you want? Don't mess around!"
"Don't you know what I think? The corners of Chang An's mouth hooked up a hint of the villain's big boss's signature evil smile, I have to say that this kind of lack of virtue that threatens the protagonist to do this kind of lack of virtue with other people's whole family, and it feels really cool to make it by yourself!
"Brother Lion, don't be afraid, I'll deal with this thief!" A shout woke Chang An, who was thinking about how to coerce the poem, and when he looked up, he saw Gongsun Yan'er actually raised his long sword and swung it directly at him!
Why doesn't this girl play her cards according to the routine?!
At the critical moment, the subconscious action made Chang An quickly pull out the dagger from his waist and block the long sword that was slashed at the head. Just listen to the sound of the "bell", a string of sparks appeared in the friction between the blade of the sword and the dagger, and it splashed on the fuse of explosives not far away!
And then it caught fire...... Got ......
Chang An's face turned white as soon as he brushed it, and he found that he had missed another link, that is, according to the usual situation, behind every awesome protagonist is a pig teammate who sets off the protagonist's ability and IQ through various brain-dead crimes...... There is no doubt that Gongsun Yan'er is that pig teammate!
"Run!" Chang An threw the explosive bag directly on the ground, but before he could pull his legs, the song on the side rushed up and threw him directly to the ground.
"Brush, brush, brush!" Layer after layer of magical barriers spread rapidly, enveloping the bombs from all sides, hoping to limit the power of the explosion to this fixed range.
Everything that can be done has been done, and then we can only wait for the arrangement of fate......
At this critical moment, Chang An hugged the poem beside him,
Trust the luck of the traverser, yes!
Bang!