Only the child thought it was funny, and let go of the jade Ruyi, and the yellow light gradually disappeared, so he pressed the jade Ruyi with one finger again, and the yellow light bloomed again, and then the finger left the Ruyi, and the yellow light disappeared again.

He felt very novel, and even more playful, so he kept dotting and pointing on the wish, and the speed was getting faster and faster, so that the yellow light flashed around like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

Old Man Tang gradually recovered from the shock, and found that his magic weapon was played around like a toy by this unbeaten child, and he was a little annoyed, so he put away the jade Ruyi with a cigarette pouch in the child's hand.

Seeing that Yu Ruyi was gone, the child muttered a stingy sigh, then stood up and turned around to leave. He saw that his brothers before were all sent away if they came to touch Ruyi, and he had touched it himself, so what were he waiting for if he didn't leave.

"Stop!" The old man had no choice but to drink the child. Then Old Man Tang turned his face and said to Master Lu Zhuang with a smile, "Congratulations to Master Lu Zhuang"

As soon as he said a word of congratulations, he saw that the owner of the Lu Zhuang was already excited, and the wrinkles on his face trembled, and he saluted the old man Tang in a trembling voice and asked, "Immortal Master, so this grandson of mine can follow the Immortal Master to learn skills?" ”

"This kid has good qualifications, so naturally he can." Old Man Tang also said happily.

"Ahh The owner of Lu Zhuang let out an exclamation, it seemed to be a surprise I don't know what to do, although this immortal master said that he was a little stingy, but he was willing to take his grandson to learn the immortal arts, which was a great thing, and he was at a loss for joy, and saw his son next to him still standing stupidly, so he put his foot in the knee socket of the fourth child, and shouted, "Don't kowtow to the immortal master and thank you!" ”

In fact, there is one last step in the normal A selection, which is to ask the child, whether you are willing to follow the old man to my sect to practice, you are willing to go naturally, if you don't want to, no one can force you Yunyun, but the old man Tang glanced at the child, and said in his heart that this dull and sullen boy would really say he was unwilling, but he would lift a stone to shoot himself in the foot, no, this child's qualifications have not been seen for many years, and he can bring such a promising child back to the sect. No matter who is accepted as a disciple, he must accept the old man's favor, and in the future, the old man can look at the sky with his nostrils when he walks in the sect, and this last step will be exempted.

Thinking of this, the old man Tang was ready to let the child get into the car early, and then leave quickly, and make the raw rice into a mature meal first.

Just as he was about to speak to the child, the child spoke first, "I'm not going!" ”

Old Man Tang secretly screamed in his heart, and almost at the same time he opened his mouth with the angry Lu Zhuang Owner: "Why! ”

The child looked at the old man Tang and his grandfather and father who were still kneeling, and said loudly with great grievance: "I am fourteen years old, and in two years it will be time to tell me about my daughter-in-law, my father has told me, let me wait for another two years, get more skins and dig more herbs, save money, and let me go to the county town below the mountain to find a good-looking daughter-in-law. Isn't this delaying my marriage to my daughter-in-law? Don't go, don't go! After speaking, he glared at the old man Tang viciously, and stood there angrily.

There was silence.

Laughter erupted from time to time in the crowd, first children, then adults, and then adults and children.

The owner of Lu Zhuang was so angry that he trembled, trembling and stretched out his hand to point at the unfilial grandson, and wanted to go over to fight, but he felt that his heart was burning, and he couldn't move at all, and his eyes glanced at the son Lao Si who was kneeling next to him, and he slapped the fourth child on the back hard, almost slapping the fourth child to the ground, and scolded angrily: "Your good son!" ”

Old Man Tang also forcibly suppressed the urge to beat this kid in his heart, stabilized his mind, and asked, "What are you doing marrying a daughter-in-law?" ”

When the child heard this, his eyelids rolled and he replied loudly: "Of course I have a baby!" ”

The crowd erupted in laughter.

Old man Tang was choked and rolled his eyes, and the original meaning of his question was: Old man, I have been practicing hard for more than a year, so that I have today's achievements, in addition to my own high intelligence and painstaking cultivation during cultivation, it is thanks to the old man Yuanyang who has not leaked, and he is still a child. It's not that the old man doesn't want to find a Taoist partner, but he is afraid that once Yuanyang misses, the progress of cultivation will not be so smooth. You don't want to make progress at a young age, you always want to find a daughter-in-law, and you have to find a good-looking daughter-in-law, but you don't know how difficult it is to practice when Yuanyang falls?

But this can't be said to the child, even if it is said, the child doesn't understand, people are right, marrying a daughter-in-law is naturally to have a baby.

Old man Tang found that he was wrong, this kid's temperament is a donkey, he doesn't go, he goes backwards, and if he wants him to obey, he must follow him, so he thought for a while, and then said: "Did your father say that he wanted to find you a good-looking woman in the county town to be your daughter-in-law?" ”

"yes."

"Then do you want a daughter-in-law in the county, or a good-looking daughter-in-law?" Old Man Tang continued to ask.

The child had never thought about this problem, stood there and pondered for a while, and said a little shyly: "Naturally, I am looking for a good-looking one, but my father said that good-looking women are all in the county." ”

The crowd burst into laughter again. The owner of Lu Zhuang rewarded his son with another slap.

The fourth child knelt there, eager to rush over and beat the rebel violently, he said that, he didn't know if his wife would let him enter the house tonight, raised his head slightly, and shot two sharp glances at the crowd, which made him hurriedly lower his head.

"Oh," said the old man with a nodding head, "if that's the case, you should go with me." ”

"Why?" The kid asked, puzzled.

"Boy, let me tell you, don't talk about the entire cultivation world, that is, I am a Five Spirit Sect, there are many female monks and female disciples, which one is not the country and the country, and the country is overwhelmed, isn't it thousands of times stronger than the woman you are looking for in the county?"

Old Man Tang said this, but sighed in his heart, how could he seduce this child like this, and return to the sect in the future to let those female disciples of low rank, female monks of the same generation, see themselves, I am afraid that they will not eat less because of their white eyes, and their backbones will be broken in the back, alas!

But it's really ...... What a great idea!

"Really?" The kid was visibly unconvinced.

"Bastard boy!" The owner of Lu Zhuang couldn't help it, and scolded sharply, "People say that women are good-looking, so they say that they look like fairies!" Saying that a woman is beautiful, it is said that she is as beautiful as a fairy, where the immortal master wants to take you, it is naturally a fairy like a cloud, you can't pick it, any one is not better than the ordinary woman in the county, are you stupid? Don't you understand this? "It seems that the owner of this Lu Zhuang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when he talks about beautiful women, he immediately does not look like an old farmer in the mountains.

The boy listened, scratched his head, thought for a moment, and said, "My grandfather has some truth. ”

"Figured it out? Then let me go! Old man Tang hurriedly got off the donkey.

"Don't go!" The kid said categorically.

"And why?" Lord Lu Zhuang said angrily.

"I've heard people say that immortals often practice their buttocks, and after they practice their buttocks, they can go without eating for a year, and in my opinion, immortals are nothing great. No, I love to eat meat and drink, I can hunt without lack of meat to eat, and I can exchange the skin for wine when I sell it. I'm too lazy to practice what ass! ”

The kid has a butt on the left and a butt on the right, so that the old man Tang was stunned, and he didn't understand what he was talking about, but when he understood, he was immediately furious, and when he stood up, he knocked on the child's head with a cigarette pouch, and said angrily: "Shut up, what kind of bastard words are you talking about, who told you that the immortals practiced farts/shares?" That's called Bigu (sound: avoiding grain), called desperate grain, called to go to grain, called but grain, called rest grain, do you understand! It means not eating grains and drinking wind and dew, which is an auxiliary method of cultivation. Who told you that immortals can only practice...... Those who practice the kung fu of saving food, there are many ways to practice, and there are countless magical powers, look at it! ”

Saying that the old man Tang had the intention to show off, he swept around and had an idea in his heart, and saw him hook his hand.

Everyone didn't understand at first, but soon they saw that on the peak on the side of the valley, a craggy boulder first rose, and then shot with the sound of wind and thunder, but when it arrived at the field in front of the ancestral hall, it was lightly suspended and did not fall, so that people were shocked to avoid everywhere, and they were terrified.

But I saw that the old man's sleeve flicked, a blue Yingying, brilliant and beautiful small sword flew out of his sleeve, and the wind rose, and suddenly there was a long zhang, "click" a sword split the boulder into two, and then the long sword became smaller and divided into two, and the two small swords each chirped on half of the boulder, as the gravel fell one after another, people dodged, and in a moment the two small swords flew back together, and when people looked again, they saw two fierce stone beasts were slowly falling on the ground.

Old Man Tang turned his head and said to Master Lu Zhuang: "Seeing that your ancestral hall is a little deserted, I will add you two stone beasts to guard the door." The owner of Lu Zhuang was overjoyed and thanked him.

After the display, Old Man Tang looked at the kid stunned, and said with some pride: "Boy, this is a small means, not even a magic technique, you are short-sighted, you don't know the truth of the three thousand avenues, but you can't follow the clouds, and what others say is what it is." Which bastard told you that the fairy practiced farts/shares? ”

"My dad!"

Old Man Tang was furious again, this child's father, that fourth child, is really out of tune, if it weren't for him, this child would have been taken away by himself a long time ago, and he would be busy with juggling here. Thinking about it, Old Man Tang glared at the kneeling fourth, eager to lead the heavenly thunder to hit the fourth old man into coke.

The owner of Lu Zhuang was even more annoyed when he heard what the child said, and when he saw that the immortal was angry, he cooperated very well and slapped his son again.

(One more drink)

The fourth child is so bitter in his heart!

The head has been buzzed by Lu Zhuang's master, and the back is also hot and painful from being slapped by Lu Zhuang's master. How did the fucking Lao Tzu give birth to such a son, you had better follow the immortal master, if you don't go, you don't need your grandfather to do it, Lao Tzu will beat you half to death first and then throw you into the mountain stream to feed the wolves!

"Boy, the monk's cultivation has indeed been cultivated for a certain period of time, but not all monks have a valley, and my Five Spirits Sect has a practice method that is very different, and those who practice this method not only have to eat meat, but also eat more. Not only should you drink alcohol, but you should drink a lot, and only through this method of tonic can you practice an incorruptible body. They don't eat ordinary meat, your wild boar doesn't get into their eyes at all, they eat what they eat is a spirit bird and demon beast, and only by becoming a monk can they catch and cook it. The wine they drink is made from fairy fruits and fairy grass, and a drop into your throat can make you wander for thousands of miles! "In addition to cultivating to a high level, Old Man Tang is also good at brewing all kinds of spirit wine, and he is very famous in the Five Spirits Sect, so these words are not to blame him.

Speaking of this, the kid was really moved by what he said, and asked Old Man Tang, "What you said is true?" ”

"Naturally, it's true, I'm so old, do I still have to lie to you as a child?" Saying that, the old man Tang pondered that this kid had good qualifications and should be able to withstand the power of the immortal wine he carried, so he took an empty teacup from the desk, took out a small vermilion jar from his body, and poured a cup in the teacup after opening it, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing, which was intoxicating.

The old man raised the teacup and said, "Although the old man is in the valley, he drinks alcohol, and today is also your fate, so how about tasting the old man's cup of wine." So saying, he handed the cup to the boy.

The child was overjoyed, took the cup, put his nose to the mouth of the cup and took a deep breath, this breath was as long as a long whale absorbing water, and with the sound of "sizzling" inhalation, the kneeling owner of the Lu Zhuang and the people present swallowed their saliva greedily.

"It smells so good!" After exhaling a breath, the boy praised, closed his eyes and tilted his neck, and poured a teacup of wine into his mouth.

When he opened his eyes, the child found himself floating in the valley, the sun in front of him was not dazzling, it was a yellow and soft circle, the sun was very warm, sprinkled on his face and hands, like rain falling on the long-dry land into his own flesh and skin, he could feel the wisps of sunlight swimming along the blood to his limbs, everywhere was warm, everywhere was comfortable.

In my ears is the sound of the whirring wind, as well as the pine waves in the mountains and forests, the tinkling sound of mountain springs and the sound of deer. Between the wings of the nose, you can not only smell but also distinguish the aroma of various unknown wildflowers, the slight smell of the soil under the wildflowers, the mellow aroma of resin dripping from the forest, and the honey sweetness of wild beehives.

I don't know if it's the sun or the wind, so my face is slightly itchy.

The mountains below are winding and undulating like big snakes, there are wild beasts running in the mountains and forests, and the mountains in the distance are endless and there is no edge in sight, like a piece of still waves.

Looking down, he also recognized that the place where the small squares gathered under his feet was his own Lujiazhuang, recognized the ancestral hall of the Lu family, recognized the clansmen gathered there, and saw that his grandfather gave his father another slap, saying that this kid is not filial, and there is immortal wine that only cares about drinking himself and does not honor the old man Yunyun first.

It's a little dizzy, but it's so comfortable! It was so comfortable that he closed his eyes again.

When I opened my eyes again, I was still the immortal master in front of me, looking at myself with a smile, "How is it!" The old man didn't lie to you, although you have not practiced, but your qualifications are good, so you can drink my lightest glass of spiritual wine. As for meat, you won't know what the best taste in the world is until you eat it! ”

Done! After making up his mind, he handed the teacup in his hand to the immortal master, "Another cup!" The boy said categorically, "I'll go with you right away!" ”

The dust has finally settled!

Watching the child named Lu Pingchuan climb into the carriage with a big burden after kowtowing to his father, Old Man Tang's heart finally fell to the ground. This time, he came out to preside over the first election, that is, this child made himself a lot of trouble and gave him a headache, but although he had a headache, he also gained the most.

When the old man Tang was about to get into the car, he looked at the people of the Lu family, and felt a little unbearable, after all, he even coaxed and deceived the children of other people, so he wanted to leave something to make up for it, thinking of this, he took out a pen and paper and wrote a recipe, and called the owner of the Lu Zhuang to say to him: "The old man left you a recipe for brewing medicinal wine, and the medicinal materials on it should be available in the mountains and forests near you, even if you don't estimate it, you can buy it, and drink it according to the old man's recipe, although I don't dare to guarantee that everyone in your Zhuangzi can live a long life. But at least it can make your Lujiazhuang a long-lived township, accept it, and don't see the old man as a stingy person. ”

The lord of Lu Zhuang was grateful, and led the whole clan to thank him.

Since then, this Lujiazhuang has become a veritable hometown of longevity, and it is common for five generations to be in the same house, and it is not uncommon for six generations to be in the same house. After I don't know how long it has been, every year the Lu family worships the ancestors, before worshiping the ancestral tablet, they must first worship a pair of hideous stone beasts outside the ancestral hall, give this pair of stone beasts red hanging colors, set off firecrackers, very lively, it is said that this pair of stone beasts is the two mountain monsters caught by the immortals, specially sent the two of them to protect Lujiazhuang, to keep one side safe, has been subjected to so many years of incense, the end is responsive, incomparable, famous far and near.

said that Lu Pingchuan was also taken aback after entering the carriage, and muttered: "Good girl, it's really big enough here!" ”

He is a simple-minded and coarse man, and such a person is most likely to be surprised, although curious, but not surprised, he takes a step inward, and looks around as he goes. He didn't care about the furnishings and scenery in this carriage, but he was interested in the people inside. Looking around with a pair of big eyes.

Li Jian was leaning against the wall near the entrance of the car and pretending to sleep, and when he saw a big man coming, he couldn't help but look twice, and secretly said that this guy seems to be a brave man.

Lu Pingchuan was a little disappointed, this is the immortal master's car, these people are all immortals, right? Look at this row of girls is very smart, but how can they be thin and weak, can they be married?

After walking two steps, he stopped to see where he could sit on someone, he likes to be lively by nature, there are many brothers and sisters at home, and he plays together every day, so he wants to find a place where there are many people to sit down. As soon as I saw an empty futon in a pile of people and was about to go over, I heard a dissatisfied voice from below.

"Hey!"

He looked down and saw a little lady looking up with a pink face full of displeasure.

"What for!" He asked in a muffled voice.

He didn't think his voice was loud, but to the little lady it sounded like a drum, and the two big bull's eyes glared at him side by side, and she was suddenly speechless.

Seeing that the girl didn't speak, Lu Pingchuan ignored her and walked over, muttering as he walked, "Thin like a plucked monkey, why don't you eat more meat!" ”

In Lu Pingchuan's opinion, the so-called fairy should at least have a front and a back, or it is best to be a big front and a big queen to be called a fairy, these little girls have a washboard-like figure, can they give birth? He vaguely felt as if he had fallen for the old man's trick.

But when the little lady heard his words, she was aggrieved and cried all of a sudden, and she didn't forget to pull her skirt inside.

After taking two steps, when he arrived at the group of people, Lu Pingchuan shouted: "Let one, let one go" and sat down in the middle of the group of children of the family. He was large in size, and with a big burden on his back, he squeezed the people sitting next to him outward.

The children of the family were also extremely depressed, originally relying on their respective family backgrounds to make them look at the top one by one, but first they were beaten by a cunning and fierce money boy and lost their sharpness, and they were depressed, and then squeezed in a guy who was obviously from the world and sat with him, dissatisfied and dissatisfied, seeing that guy's bear-like figure, no one dared to speak out against it.

"I said brothers, where are we going, and how long are we going to stay?" Lu Pingchuan, who sat down, asked the boys around him. But no one paid attention to him, and all the boys around him lowered their heads one by one, not looking at him, but looking at him, their eyes were dodgy, which made Lu Pingchuan very unhappy.

Suddenly, his nose twitched, he smelled a smell of incense powder, and smelled left and right, sure enough, it was a smell of incense powder, he looked left and right suspiciously, those children's hair was oily and slippery, just like those female dolls opposite, the lips were red and white, but none of them were the color of a normal man's face, and there was even a boy with a flower on his hat, he suddenly felt a chill, so he stood up and muttered: "Grandma, it's so unlucky, how are they a group of dumb people!" ”

Just as he was about to leave, a child couldn't help but get up and scolded, "You're dumb!" How can it be so rude and rude! ”

Lu Pingchuan looked down at the boy, the other party's figure was not short among those people, but he had just arrived at Lu Pingchuan's chest and abdomen, he stretched out his left hand and pinched the child's collar, and lifted the child up to face to face. The kid didn't expect this big guy to do it directly, and he immediately regretted it, and secretly scolded himself for not being calm, what did he do to provoke this guy.

"You...... You put me down...... What are you doing! The boy was terrified and struggled.

Lu Pingchuan ignored him, after carefully looking at the boy's face, he stretched out his right index finger and scraped it on the child's face, and then came to his nose and sniffed it.

Fortunately, there was the kid in the way, and it didn't hurt at all, and it was all sprayed on the kid's face. This made the child who was picked up pale, his eyes were scattered, and he was almost dead.

"Look at you, say you're a man, you have powder on your face, incense on your body, eyebrows and eyes, more exquisite than those female dolls over there! Let's say you're a woman, your throat is quite big, and it's uncomfortable to look at it with rough hands and feet. ”

As soon as he let go of his hand, the child fell to the ground, and he didn't know whether he was angry or frightened, and he was trembling on the ground, and he couldn't even wipe his face.

This can scold almost all the sons of those families, eighty percent of these children of the family think that they are beautiful sons, and they are beautiful young people, and one by one they have a faint layer of powder on their faces, and some of them also use rouge. The clothes are even more smoked with incense, and some use charcoal to draw two sword eyebrows into the sideburns for themselves, and then with the sideburns of the knife, holding a precious folding fan in their hands, they think that their demeanor and appearance are superior, but they didn't expect to be scolded as a man or a woman, so they can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Hearing this, Qian Chao was nothing, but Tang Ping laughed all of a sudden, and stared at Qian Chao's face, as if he also wanted to learn from the big man to scrape Qian Chao's face with his fingers, making Qian Chao shake his head and hide around.

Lu Pingchuan walked inside again, and then inside was the group of people of Wei Sigongzi, but no matter how scheming Wei Sigongzi was, he was still bold when he saw this big guy, and he didn't dare to act rashly.

Lu Pingchuan didn't look at the fourth prince of Wei, and when he passed by, he inadvertently looked at the little guy sitting outside, and then let the little guy shout in a trembling voice: "I don't know where to go...... I don't know how long I stayed! ”

Lu Pingchuan snorted, then walked over to an empty futon and sat down. He didn't eat seriously in the morning, he only filled two mouthfuls indiscriminately, and before he was full, his father pulled his ears out to participate in the first election, although he drank two glasses of wine from the immortal master, but the wine was not full, and he was hungry again at this time. Then he opened the baggage, except for a few clean clothes, his baggage was full of food, all kinds of dry meat, sauce, bacon, roast chicken elbows, and stuffed it into his mouth, eating very heartily.

When he was full and cleaned up a little, as if he was drunk, he began to pack up a few futons nearby and spread them together, and lay down and slept with the big burden as a pillow.

As soon as he fell asleep, it became even more lively, and the snoring sound was like thunder.

Yan Xuan, who was leaning on the pillar, woke up all of a sudden, squinted and asked Tang Ping in a daze: "Why is there thunder?" Tang Ping almost fell crooked with a smile.

I don't know how long it took, Lu Pingchuan was still asleep, and he felt that someone was pushing him, so he was very unhappy, and muttered: "Don't make trouble, it's not dawn yet!" ”

"Brother, brother!" When the man saw that he was unconscious, he pushed him a few more times.

Lu Pingchuan sat up at this time, looked at the person who pushed him in a daze, and was a little annoyed that this person disturbed his good sleep.

"What!?" He said angrily to the little boy in front of him.

"We're here, it's time to go down." The little boy said to him.

Lu Pingchuan took a look, and sure enough, there were still people around him, only some people at the door walked out one after another, he still remembered that there were people around him before he fell asleep, why didn't he call himself any of them, thanks to the kindness of this little guy, otherwise he might have made a mistake.

"These guys, so unreasonable, didn't even wake me up, thanks to you, brother." As he spoke, he got up, took his baggage, and walked out with the little guy.

"What's your name, brother?"

"My name is Qian Chao, the money of money, the tide of tide, and I haven't asked my brother Taigui up and down."

"What do you mean!"

"Uh...... The younger brother is asking the name of the brother's platform. ”

"Oh, I know when you say that, my name is Lu Pingchuan."