Chapter 57: Eat Poop
"Hey, Cheng Langjun, they're back!"
As soon as I entered the village, the flow of people sitting under the big tree at the entrance of the village came up one after another.
Their enthusiasm often makes Cheng Zhongqian feel incomprehensible, and they are not familiar with him, why do they care so much about him.
"Yo, can you come back? Tsk, it seems that the county master still has a good heart. Wu pouted and said cool words, the whites of those hanging triangular eyes were excessive, and they looked mean and ill-intentioned.
Cheng Zhongqian frowned and asked, "Why can't we come back?" β
"Why do you say? You've committed a crime, you should be put in jail! Who knows if you will suddenly do it to us innocent people! Wu took a sip and deliberately took a step back, acting as if he was afraid that he would do something to her.
Zhao Guihua pointed at her nose and scolded: "Can you stop talking nonsense, who told you that Cheng Langjun committed a crime?" β
"Needless to say, look at his head, he can break a hole without committing a crime."
According to her, no one can be hurt. Because as long as you get hurt, you must be committing a crime.
Cheng Zhongqian looked at the Wu family, he had only met this person a few times, but she gave him the impression that she was at the bottom, short-sighted, and vicious.
Cheng Zhongqian looked at Wu with an expressionless face, Wu became uncomfortable, and shouted inwardly: "Do you still want to beat people?" β
Cheng Zhongqian shook his head: "The gentleman is frank, and the villain is a relative." β
With that, he turned and left, and it would be a waste of his time to say a word to such a person.
"Look, his heart is empty!" Wu said triumphantly, "Think about it, why is he going if he doesn't have a heart?" Besides, we've all seen them taken away by the servants with our own eyes! β
Wu was so excited that he wanted everyone to agree with her words at once.
Cheng Yun stroked the hem of his clothes and said with ease: "It turned out to be this matter, what should I be." β
"Two days ago, my father went to the county seat and was ambushed, that person is still a habitual offender, today the county order summoned him to ask a few words." Cheng Yun glanced at the Wu family and said with a smile, "The county magistrate said that we had a meritorious service in capturing the prisoner, and he also rewarded us." β
Wu's face changed suddenly: "What is the reward for you?" β
Cheng Yun said coldly: "This has nothing to do with you." β
"I'll just say, how could Cheng Langjun do something like that!"
"It's definitely impossible, Cheng Langjun is a scholar, and he will become an official in the future!"
Everyone dispersed in a bustling manner, leaving Wu standing in embarrassment, how did she know that it would be like this!
But Wu doesn't feel like it's his fault.
She only felt that Cheng Zhongqian and why they didn't explain it earlier, they must have deliberately made her ugly!
So as long as he finds an opportunity, he has to say two sour words, and sing Cheng Zhongqian loudly, saying that he will definitely not be able to pass the exam.
"What about the imperial examination? I don't think he can even pass the county school! It's been a few days, and no one has come to inform him! β
Ling Bao's cheeks bulged out, like an angry little pufferfish, she rushed out, overcame her fear, and said to Wu: "You are talking nonsense, my father is the best, and he will definitely be able to pass the exam!" β
Wu was not afraid of her, a little rabbit, and raised his hand to pinch her: "Little hooves, the wings are hard, right, even I dare to roar?" β
Ling Bao was so frightened that he immediately went into the courtyard.
She hid in the corner of the courtyard with her chin on her knees: "I don't like Wu Niangqin, she hates it so much!" β
always scolded her, and scolded her father.
The king's furry cat's paws patted her, and when he heard that Wu was still scolding, he suddenly saw a bird flying in the air, and it had an idea.
"Lingbao, don't be sad, I'll give you anger!"
Lingbao tilted his head, how did he come out?
The king called at the little fat bird squatting on the branch, and the little fat bird's black bean eyes rolled wildly, and his round head looked at the king, and then at Wu, and finally cried clearly, and flew up.
I saw the little fat bird fly to the top of Wu's head, fluttering its wings, and the moment Wu raised his head, a lump of poop happened to fall into her mouth.
Wu Shi was stunned: "Vomitββ!!! β
"Bye Bye Meow~"
The little fat bird flew away leisurely.
Ling Bao was stunned and looked at the back of the Wu family who was vomiting while running, fanned his nose, and said in disgust: "Ah, it stinks!" β
The king raised his head and snorted: "Her mouth is so stinky, she should eat poop!" β
Ling Bao couldn't say anything to refute, and said with a long snort: "King, you are so naughty." β
"Do you hate me?" The king asked.
Ling Bao hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, the king is my friend, I like the king!" β
"I thought you thought I was doing something wrong." The king definitely didn't admit it, just now it was a little worried that Lingbao would hate it.
Lingbao is too kind-hearted.
Ling Bao put his mouth to the king's ear, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Next time Wu Niangqin will talk about it, the king, you will still smash her with poop!" β
The king poked Lingbao's little face, and smiled thiefly: "Lingbao, you have also learned badly!" β
Ling Bao twisted his small body, pouted and said, "Hmph, who made her bad!" β
The king nodded: "You did the right thing. We don't bully the good guys, but we can't swallow the bad guys either! β
Ling Bao nodded again and again, feeling that what the king said was particularly right!
Two days later, Cheng Yun and Cheng Yi went to the county seat to see Cheng Zhongqian's exam results, and unexpectedly saw their father's name.
"Great, Dad was admitted! Dad was admitted! β
Cheng Yi shouted happily and jumped on the spot several times.
"Calm down." Cheng Yun scolded, but his face was full of smiles.
This is a very good start!
They asked some more basic questions.
If you live in the school, you need to pay accommodation and food fees, which are a little expensive, and you can pay at least half a year at one time.
The Cheng family can't afford it at the moment, so they can only choose not to live first.
I paid for books and clothing, and most of my savings were gone.
If it weren't for the bounty given by the previous sale of medicinal herbs and the capture of prisoners, I am afraid that I would not be able to pay the tuition fees.
Cheng Yun sighed slightly.
The people in the village said that meeting them was a blessing for Lingbao, but according to him, it was clearly their blessing to meet Lingbao.
After going back, I passed by Han Dahu's house.
Cheng Yun deliberately stopped and shouted: "Village chief." β
The village chief, who was still far away, said "hey", came over and asked, "What's the matter, Da Lang, hey, what are you hugging?" β
Cheng Yun said with a smile: "My father was admitted to the county school, and these are the books and clothes issued by the county school." β
The village chief happily slapped his thigh: "Oh, ancestors bless!" What a joy! β
My father was admitted to the county school, what does it have to do with your ancestors? Cheng Yi thought wonderingly.
The village chief was so happy that he wanted to hold a flowing water seat, but was stopped by Cheng Yun: "It's better to keep a low profile and let my father concentrate on studying, what do you say, village chief?" β
"Yes, yes, let Cheng Langjun concentrate on reading!"
Cheng Yun glanced at the figure hiding in the courtyard and sneered in his heart.
A sinister villain who only dares to hide in the shadows.