Volume 3: Ignorant Qi Refining Twenty-one: Human Teeth, Matchmaker
Elder Tang Bonian Tang of Shuiyun Valley had just closed a small pass, felt that he had gained something, and was in a happy mood, and looked at his apprentices outside the cave mansion to see that several of his apprentices were busy working, and after chatting a few words, he went back to the cave to drink tea and think about things, and just as he was thinking about it, he heard someone talking outside the cave.
"Wow, Senior Brother Gao, when did you come back? Last time, my sixth grandfather said that you were sent by him to do something, and you came back so soon, did you bring anything fun back? ”
"Little junior sister...... You, didn't you go to the fairy of the Imperial Spirit? How did you come back again? ”
"It's all in Shuiyun Valley, it's only a few steps away, I can come back when I want, come back when I want, tell me, is there anything interesting for me?"
"How can there be! Little sister, I didn't go out to play! ”
"Humph! Stingy ghost, I still say good things about you in front of Senior Sister Ruoyu, don't say it in the future, just say bad things about you! ”
"Hey! Yes, yes, yes! How about this? I've got it for you! ”
"Well, that's pretty much it, hey, Senior Brother Xu, what did you roll your eyes just now? When I didn't see it? ”
"Little junior sister, you said last time that you wanted to help me speak, why did you help Senior Brother Gao speak?"
"Shhhh Look at you, a big man, he can't even coax a little girl like me, how can he coax me Senior Sister Ruoyu? I can tell you, my senior sister Ruo Yu is good at everything, but she doesn't have a backbone, her ears are very soft, and I am by her side every day, hum! ”
"I understand, I understand, alas, you are much more difficult than your senior sister, come, auntie, this is for you, how about it?"
"Well, that's pretty much it, okay, I'll say a few more nice words for you in the future, don't be too thin-skinned, you can use it as an excuse to go to see me if it's okay, go to us more often, and then I'll find a reason to leave, won't you be able to talk to Senior Sister Ruoyu alone?" You too, Senior Brother Gao, but don't go empty-handed, or I won't leave, just stay there!" ”
"That's right! Okay, that's it. ”
Tang Bonian couldn't help but be so angry when he heard these in the cave mansion that he put the tea cup on the shelf, and secretly said that as long as this girl came, she would definitely be able to jump the chickens and dogs she tossed here, thinking that she was going to stand up and go out to a town.
"Senior Brother Cui, what are you laughing at, huh? Look at your two senior brothers know that they plan for themselves, and you are still stupid and don't think about anything, and then no one will take a fancy to you, what is this? ”
"This is what Master uses to make wine."
"Bitter or not? Is it sour or not? ”
"It's not bitter, it's not ...... Hey, little sister, why don't you leave me a little, it's not easy for me to pick, and I got these ...... in half a day."
"Senior Brother Cui, look at you, you have been following my sixth grandfather for so many years, why can't you learn so many benefits from my sixth grandfather, but you have learned the old man's shallow eye sockets and small heart!"
When Tang Ping said this, Tang Bonian walked to the door, hearing this, Tang Bonian turned his head angrily and went back, what are you going out for, can you recognize the "shallow eye sockets and small heart" in person? It's strange to say, his apprentices are not bullied outside, how can he see that this girl is all cleaned up and obedient? He sat there sullenly, taking out his cigarette pouch and stuffing tobacco into it while waiting.
Sure enough, after a while, Tang Ping poked her head out from behind the door and spied out.
"Come in." Tang Bonian said angrily.
"Sixth Grandfather" Tang Ping smiled sweetly and walked over obediently.
"Tell me about you, ah, I've only been following your master for a few days, how can I learn some human teeth and matchmaker's kung fu, you have to be really capable, and you can say that your master marries the old man, you are amazing!"
"Wow! Sixth grandfather, I didn't expect those senior brothers outside the door to worry about my senior sister, you actually beat my master's idea, well, I think about it, although it is more difficult, it is not impossible, but if it is really done, should I continue to call you Sixth Grandpa or change my name to Shigong? ”
"Shut up!" Tang Bonian was so angry that he was about to hit with a cigarette pouch, but Tang Ping quickly flashed to the side.
"You don't practice well, why did you come to me again, as soon as you came, you made a mess of me."
"Alas! I've been wronged. Saying that, Tang Ping sat in front of Tang Bonian's case, put her arms up, and tilted her head to the pillow.
"Ha, I've been wronged, let's talk about it, I don't believe anyone can show you a look!"
"Alas, a few days ago in the crane tower by the lake, I saw a lot of strange things, but unfortunately my pocket is empty, I can only look at it greedily, I can see it for a long time, if people are annoyed and want to drive me away, so pitiful, look at people again, I will take out the spirit stone and buy it at will, alas, I am so envious of my eyes, and I feel so desolate!"
After hearing this, Tang Bonian knocked Tang Ping's head with a cigarette pouch and said, "What are you not good at learning, you have to learn that big problem!" Also, don't go to those places, and sell all the useless things! Can you be without spirit stones? Just now, there was a stroke outside, those few fools must have given you less, and besides, you have a master, if you really lack spirit stones, if you want to find your master, your master must have it. ”
"Of course my master gave me the spirit stone flower, where is you so stingy!" Tang Ping muttered and sat up straight.
"Humph! If you think I'm stingy, you don't shake around in front of me! ”
"Alas! I'm also thinking about you, the sixth grandfather, the elder of the dignified Shuiyun Valley, he was too lazy to teach his granddaughter skills, and even coaxed and deceived his granddaughter to others to teach, even if he was reluctant to take the thank you gift from the apprentice, he ran away, and now his granddaughter is poor or something, and he came back to ask his grandfather for two spirit stones, and he even asked his granddaughter to talk to the master, this is going to spread out, and people must say ......"
With a "snap", a small bag was thrown on the case, Tang Ping suddenly stopped, grabbed the small bag with a smile, opened it and looked at it, and looked at Tang Bonian very dejectedly.
"That's it! You're also generous once, give more! ”
"If you don't want it, I'll take it back!" As he spoke, Tang Bonian reached out to grab the bag.
Tang Ping picked up the small bag as soon as she grabbed it, "Hmph, less is less, mosquitoes are also meat!" ”
"Well...... let's say, why did your master send you here? It's not going to make you mad at me, is it? ”
"Of course there's something serious, ah, my master said, I still want you to take a look."
What Tang Ping took out was the leather scroll that Gu Hou Fairy had tossed in the secret room for a long time before he could find it.
When Tang Bonian saw it, he knew that this thing was important, and scolded, "Can this thing be taken out casually?" He stretched out his hand to the door and cast a spell, so that the outside would be cut off from him, so that he would not have to worry about the words inside.
"Let me see what? It's not the same thing as me. ”
Tang Bonian unfolded your leather scroll and looked at it, and asked with a frown.
"Here," Tang Ping pointed to a leather scroll for Tang Bonian to see.
"This thing? Your master is not mistaken, right? Tang Bonian looked at the place where his granddaughter's finger was, and he was very puzzled.
"Master can't be wrong, she once saw it above, Master said that if that thing comes down again, it will definitely come to your orchard, I didn't catch up last time, so next time, I will use your orchard as bait next time."
"Hmph, it's still my idea, can you do it? That's a lot of stuff when it comes, can you recognize which one to catch? ”
"Master said that I don't need to catch it, even if I catch it, I won't be able to catch it, but the right one will not leave when he sees me, and he will stay."
"Well, it's okay, then I'll prepare it for you in advance next year, and you can come over when the time comes."
"Then I'll be fine, Sixth Grandpa, I'll go back first, and I'll come to see you another day when the spirit stones run out."
"Humph! Walk fast, walk fast. ”
After Tang Ping walked for a while, Tang Bonian suddenly felt that this girl was walking so happily, something was wrong, looked in the room a few times, and did not find anything missing, he was still not at ease, continued to search, and when his eyes swept over the case in front of him, he found that the fine incense he often burned was gone, how could Tang Bonian's own things be mortal, and he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.
"It's hard to prevent!"