Chapter 182: Five insurances and one housing fund

The crew changed scenes.

Filmed today at the protagonist's house, this scene is going to be filmed where the protagonist fantasizes about hitting the drum with a sniper rifle.

When Jiang Yang entered the community, he encountered a poisonous snake outside the community.

Jiang Yang's dress today was worn by Li Qingning, which changed him from yesterday's old-fashioned and sunny boy, and everyone was in good spirits.

The viper almost didn't recognize it.

Jiang Yang was also surprised to see him, "You have an undercover agent in the crew, right?" ”

Jiang Yang didn't look at the announcement of the crew in the group, he didn't know that he had changed to this place.

Now that the media are playing Infernal Affairs?

The viper laughed but didn't say a word.

When Jiang Yang appeared in the crew again, it attracted the attention of many people, and the actor frequently reviewed, eager to find a girlfriend and ask "I and Xu Gong are beautiful", Mr. Jiangnan felt that this body was good, he stood aside, and Jiangnan felt that he was younger.

"Tsk."

Women pay more attention to clothing.

The actress is a little sour, and the woman seems to be not only quick to start, but also very aesthetic.

When he was busy in the afternoon, Jiang Yang received a call from Shishi.

Shi was very excited on the other end of the phone, Jiang Yang estimated that he was now seventy miles fast, his mood was free, and he hoped that the end would be the Aegean Sea.

"Huh?"

Jiang Yang thought of this and took a look at Teacher Jiangnan.

This song "Run" originally appeared in "Waiting Alone", and I don't know if it is appropriate to join the movie now.

Shi told Jiang Yang on the phone that someone voted for the drama, and he signed him directly, and the drama lost nothing, and he earned a share, and his wife couldn't agree to it if she wanted to.

Jiang Yang was pleasantly surprised, "Who is so generous?" ”

"You."

"Huh?"

Jiang Yang felt that the stone was abnormal, no one voted for it, no one voted for it, "Let's not be stimulated, then again, I know an old psychiatric doctor, my aunt sees me as good-looking, adds me as a friend, and plans to introduce my daughter to me, and later I know that I am married, but I will not block it, so I can still send a message, let me help you ask?" ”

Shi ignored his stubble, and asked with great admiration: "Brother, there is also a gap in soft rice, you tell my brother, how did you do it, I worship you as a teacher, and my apprenticeship is ready, just a dog." ”

"Who's the dog?" Jiangyang is even more confused.

This is terminally ill.

Stone: "The last time you saw it, you asked me to borrow money for the long haired brother." ”

Jiang Yang remembered that the last time he was looking for a stone to introduce the violin master, he met a long-haired brother with a unique artistic temperament who borrowed money at the door of his shop, and this person dared to call him a dog, "What does this greeting ceremony mean?" ”

The stone said that he couldn't tell it on the phone, and he met and talked in the store.

"Huh?"

Before hanging up the phone, Shi suddenly asked, "How did you meet the old psychiatric doctor?" ”

"I accompanied Mr. Wang to see a bird friend."

"Huh."

Stone hung up the phone.

"It's true!"

Jiang Yang is so angry.

Teacher Jiangnan asked him, "Is there something?" ”

"Well, there's a friend who might have let the dog bite."

Jiang Yang apologized to Jiang Nan, saying that he would go and say goodbye to Teacher Jiang Nan.

He took the subway to the Stone Clay Art Museum, and the Stone still couldn't hide his excitement, but finally calmed down. He asked Jiang Yang to sit, gave him a whole bottle of Coke, thought about it, and replaced it with white water, "We belong to Zhao'an now." ”

Jiang Yang stared at the cup where the bottle of Coke went into the stone, and he didn't seem crazy, "What do you mean?" ”

"Have you heard of river fish culture?"

Jiang Yang was stunned.

He was a little impressed, and he didn't know if Li Qingning was investing in "Waiting Alone" or "Longing".

"Your company." Stone lit up.

"Oh."

Jiang Yang answered, probably knowing what was going on.

Seeing that Jiang Yang was so determined, Shi seemed to be logical and natural, and he admired it very much.

In fact, Jiang Yang was still a little happy, but also a little worried, it would not be good if he lost it.

As the saying goes, the most loser is investment.

Jiang Yang asked, "What's the matter with the dog?" ”

Sister Chen, who signed the contract, mentioned that they invested in and produced a music variety show, and planned to form a band, and he would be the band executive, and the dog was the first to be the drummer.

Shi suddenly woke up, "Your uncle, my brother asked your mother-in-law to pull a strong man for you." ”

"Thank you."

Jiang Yang lifted the white water, and he didn't care about his "hehe".

The stone said thank you politely, when will "Secret Love Peach Blossom Spring" be sorted out.

Jiang Yang asked him not to keep urging, first put out "Birdman", this "Birdman" is finished, and then fix something else.

At that time, it will not only be domestic, but also foreign, "Mutiny" will be staged on Broadway or something, and Chinese people will perform foreign dramas abroad, and when the time comes, it will be an international famous director-

Jiang Yang thought about it after saying that, this painting cake is really a fucking street lamp stunt.

He still has the queen hanging the curtain to listen to the government, so there is no end to the painting.

The two of them talked for a while, and a person appeared at the door of the store, just the long-haired brother who borrowed money he had seen some time ago.

"This is the dog."

The stone introduced Jiang Yang, and Jiang Yang nodded to him.

Without waiting for the stone to introduce Jiang Yang again, the dog asked the stone directly: "Brother Shi, what kind of band, give such high conditions, is there five insurances and one housing fund?" ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Yang looked at the stone, and this question was very unexpected.

Stone was happy, "You also have today." ”

"Laugh at what laugh."

The dog sat down and was serious, "You don't understand the importance of five insurances and one housing fund." ”

Buying a house, settling down, lottery, and children going to school......

People are the most chic when they are alone, and they must have a person who is in love, and the two of them are also chic together.

They can take a trip and go, or they can use their savings to buy what they like, what they want to eat, what they want to eat, what they want, what they want to play, invest in themselves, read poetry and distant places, and buy a lot of lenses and equipment.

But it's different when you have a baby.

People have to stop.

You can't take the baby to the sea at dusk.

Then you have to find a hospital to give birth, you have to get a household registration, you have to take care of it, the baby is afraid of being stuffy when you sleep, afraid of choking when eating, afraid of indigestion if you eat too much, afraid of stunted growth if you eat less, then you are afraid of diarrhea, and you are afraid of constipation.

This is still when I was a child, and I have to go to kindergarten-

The dog suddenly asked Jiang Yang: "Is there paternity leave?" ”

This turn turned and flashed the waist of the stone.

He told the dog to talk well.

The dog smiled bitterly, he was really anxious, "I won't tell you, now my daughter-in-law doesn't vomit, I have morning sickness." ”

They have entered Tibet in winter, Xinjiang in summer, climbed mountains and dived into water; I have seen a lone wolf, touched the corpses of a heavenly burial, suffered freezing in the snow, and starved in a no-man's land; They also had sex in the abandoned Taoist class where the wolves couldn't get in a circle-

"Oops."

The stone asked him to pay attention to a little, after this ****, don't say it in front of young people, young people are thin-skinned.

"I haven't been so anxious anyway, but now-"

The dog thinks he's going crazy.

"Brother, you know me, I dropped out of college, and I was sleepy when I read books, but do you know what I'm reading now, I fucking read the pregnancy Bible, and I read it more seriously than sheet music, and I took notes." The dog took out his mobile phone casually, "There are paper books and electronic versions, review the old and learn the new, you see, this is the posture I made about relieving intestinal flatulence and burping, and there is also a cement-like poop diagram of intussusceptionβ€”β€”"

Stone: "Don't, don't. ”

He has a psychological shadow, "I'm going to have a child." ”

The dog asked Jiang Yang to take a look.

Jiang Yang also hurriedly refused, "I'm still a child." ”

The dog regretted putting it away, and recommended that the stone should read this book after having children, as well as prenatal music, he recommended Mozart, and heard that it can make children smarter.

"Stop! Stop! ”

Stone headache, this rock and roll player is so depraved, "But, I hear you have fun in it." ”

The dog feels normal.

There are some people he doesn't understand, but he feels that he brought his children into this world because of love.