Chapter 360: Ox Miscellaneous Sword Technique
After the interlude in the chat room.
"Two copies, wait a minute!"
"Moo!
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[Arataki Itto: Ah, Ugly, what are you going to do to Ugly?!
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[Arataki Itto: Ah...... Ruthless woman...... My ugly, woo woo woo...... What a miserable death you had! 】
Seeing the cow that Keqing pulled out, Arataki Itto's face changed greatly.
What else can a cow be used for if it appears in a place that sells offal!
Slaughtered and sold, it's really fresh!
[Keqing: I didn't catch your ugly! 】
In the picture, Ke Qing took out the dragon chant in the box, and a sword light and sword shadow flickered, and Ah Chou was instantly dismembered into pieces of beef.
……
"The sword light is like me, cut all the offal!"
Keqing took out a piece of cleaned beef offal and threw it into the sky.
Then a flash of lightning flashed, and Dao Dao slash weaved a purple net in the air.
[Keqing: Poof!
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Keqing in the chat room almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when she saw this scene.
[Ningguang: Poof, Keqing, your swordsmanship is really ......]
[Shen Li Wu: Could it be that it has been lost for a long time, and the demon gods are very afraid of the Flying Cow Miscellaneous Sword Technique? 】
[Arataki Itto: God TMD Flying Cow Miscellaneous Swordsmanship, is this the Seven Stars of Liyue?] Let's be funny! 】
[Kujou Sara: This ghost is a fugitive from Inazuma, and his speech has nothing to do with Inazuma. 】
[Ningguang: Well, I wish General Kujou an early arrest of him, but the friendship between Liyue and Inazuma is still inconvenient. 】
[Ying: It's worthy of Keqing, the level of one-handed sword is very high! 】
[Paimon: Shh 】
[Lisa: Can the thunder element still be used in cooking?] It's worth looking into. 】
[Keqing: Ahh......hh It's all the mess, it's not the offal, I hate the second creation! 】
Keqing's mentality has collapsed now, and this live broadcast room sent out the video of persecution of her as a funny video.
Five minutes passed, and Master Carving was still flying in the sky.
Ten minutes passed, and Master Carving was still flying in the sky.
Fifteen minutes passed, and Master Carving was still flying in the sky.
……
After shouting out to cut off the offal, the carving master has never landed, with unparalleled staying power, forming an afterimage in the air, the offal is cut and landed on the plate, and the carving master is still flying.
Zhongli: "......"
Tartaglia: "......"
The two of them didn't have much at first, but after ten minutes, puzzled was written on their faces, and they forgave them for not seeing it.
The offal has fallen, what is the carving master cutting now, cutting off the air?
"Tartaglia, Mr. Yun's opera is about to start, you pay the money, let's leave directly!" Zhongli took a sip of tea, his face was a little complicated, and he couldn't help but sigh slightly.
"Hmm!"
Tartaglia didn't want to wait either, it was quite novel at first, but it kept flying in the sky, so it was boring, and put down a bag of Mora.
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At the end of the video, Zhongli and Tartaglia have left, and Master Carving still hasn't landed.
[The second creation video has been played.] 】
[Reward Keqing with a copy of "Flying Cow Miscellaneous Swordsmanship".] 】
[Five minutes later, the next live Q&A will play.] 】
After a few seconds of silence, the chat room was directly fried, and the hall burst into laughter.
[Yanfei: Hahaha, I'm professionally trained, and I definitely won't laugh, poof, but I really can't help it! 】
[Sayu: Don't you get dizzy after flying for so long? 】
[Klee: It's a cool swordsmanship, I want to learn it too.] 】
[Delisa: Tut-tut, worthy of being a Teyvat, I have seen it for a long time. 】
[Thunder and lightning bud: Good shrewd cow miscellaneous swordsmanship, willing to bow to the wind. 】
[Beidou: Hahaha, although you know Keqing, you still can't help laughing, don't mind. 】
[Kaeya: Since Miss Keqing has been rewarded with the Flying Cow Miscellaneous Swordsmanship, is she going to sell a Beef Miscellaneous to try her hand? 】
[Jean: Ahem, Kaeya don't say it, if Keqing beats you up when the time comes, I won't stop you. 】
[Amber: Kaeya is a bit excessive, but it's really funny.] 】
Keqing doesn't want to talk back anymore, I'm tired, this world is still destroyed!
"I ...... Woo woo x_x"
Ke Qing opened the Flying Cow Miscellaneous Sword Technique, quickly skimmed it from beginning to end, and angrily wanted to throw it directly to the ground, but still didn't do it.
This is really annoying, this Flying Cow Miscellaneous Swordsmanship is a little stronger than her swordsmanship, and it is completely adapted from Yunlai's swordsmanship.
The most cheating setting is to practice by killing cows, which makes her want to vomit blood.
Do you really want her to be a cattle carving master?
Keqing is out of the circle, as long as Keqing is mentioned, the words Master Keqing and Beef Miscellaneous will unconsciously come to mind.
[Ningguang: @刻晴, no kidding, if Keqing wants to open a beef offal shop, I will definitely support it and make it famous in Teyvat. 】
[Kamisato: Poof, I don't need your support, now Keqing is not only civilized Teyvat, but even the Honkai World knows Keqing. 】
[Walter: Agreed.] 】
[Xiola: Master Ke, the children want to eat the offal you made, when will you come to Honkai World to develop the offal business?] 】
[Keqing: I ......]
Seeing these words, Keqing's mood was extremely complicated.
She was also the title of Yu Hengxing before, and she could be recognized by high-level personnel in other countries.
Now a second-creation beef offal video is not only popular all over Teyvat, but also in other worlds.
"Do you really want to make offal?"
Ke Qing's eyes fell on the swordsmanship and muttered to himself.
No!
I'm not a master of cattle carving, even if I jump from the Jade Pavilion, I won't learn.
"Wu, you're joking like this, aren't you afraid that Keqing will ignore you when the time comes?"
Yula pillowed on Kamisato's shoulder and said helplessly.
"No, just coax it."
Kamisato said that this was a joke at best, not a personal attack.
Keqing is also a little tsundere, and it takes a while to slow down.
"Hehe, how to coax, coax in bed?" Yula said playfully.
"Okay, that's how you see your husband!"
Kamisato Gogo pretended to be angry and directly began to tickle and attack.
"Hahahaha...... Husband, I was wrong haha......"
After getting along for so long, it is naturally clear that scratching where Youla will make her laugh more than once.
The strength is not as great as that of Kamisato, and under Kamisato's movements, Yura's tears of laughter fell.
With a ruddy face and watery eyes, the god who saw it was moving his index finger, and kissed it directly on his red lips.
Zhen and the others shook their heads helplessly.
This kind of fight happens almost every day.
[Q&A begins.] 】
[As we all know, paramecium is a single-celled organism, who among the following four people can be called paramecium.] 】
[A, Deresa Apokalis; 】
[b, Kiana Kaslana; 】
[c, Nahida; 】
[d, Arataki Ichito; 】
[Thirty seconds time limit, start answering.] 】