Chapter 6 Add Money, Add Shit!
Simu wanted to pack up his things and run, he felt that he had to run quickly, it was best to kidnap Chen Fan, the little guy, and run fast.
He felt that the world was too fake.
Chen Fan is a person with very poor talent and poor bones, and he has no cultivation mana at all, so he can control thunder and lightning.
What is it called?
Born to be supernatural!
He originally thought that the Innate Thunder Spirit Body was something that only existed in legends, but he didn't expect it to really exist.
even dangled in front of him for a long time, if Chen Fan hadn't exposed himself, he would have almost missed it.
Born with a thunder spirit body, a proper future Heavenly Master-level figure, if he receives the sect of Maoshan, he will be an absolute pillar of the middle beam, or even a leading figure.
Run, run, run!
It's best to knock this kid unconscious, put it in a sack, and carry it to the senior brother, and don't let other sects see it.
Simu hehe, just about to praise Chen Fan's talent, but he thought of what he just said, he said that other people's talent was not good, and now he praises his talent, isn't this just a slap in the face, no, no.
He was not shocked on the surface, and he was talking nonsense in a serious manner, "Well, yes, you can still put a little arc, it's a bit saved, and you can barely catch up with one-tenth of my talent." ”
Simu's acting skills were so good, Chen Fan stared at him for a long time, but he didn't see any clues, but made himself a little suspicious.
After all, I bought a lightning dagger, and the spell damage bonus attached to it is a few hundred, which really doesn't look high.
To beat an adult, you need to electrocute five or six times to electrocute someone, so looking at it, the lethality is really not good......
"Alas, you lie down, who made me a good person, wait for me to pack up my things, tomorrow we will set off to my senior brother, my senior brother has the softest ears, you say more good things then, he will still save you!"
Chen Fan nodded again and again when he heard this, Uncle Jiu mainly looked at his temperament when he accepted apprentices, and rarely looked at his talents, and when he was a master, he was not old-fashioned, he was not conformist, he could accept new things, and the most important thing was to protect his shortcomings.
It can be said that Uncle Nine has the characteristics of a master that everyone dreams of, he really gives something, he really teaches if he has ability, he really learns new things, and he really learns when there are female ghosts, cough, don't think about it.
Not to mention that the current thinking is still like the old-fashioned society of the Republic of China, even if it is put in the school in the future, it is almost extremely rare to encounter such a teacher.
"Ahem......"
The zombie poison in Chen Fan's body broke out again, and even more violently, because he sold the sanctions, lost the effect of sanctions suppression, and the zombie poison consumed blood more quickly.
At the same time, the lightning dagger played a role, and the body's instinctive resistance was judged to be a general attack, and in the battle with the zombie virus, the effect of the lightning dagger was directly triggered, and it was triggered in a large area.
In the eyes of the outside world, Chen Fan's body flashed a trace of electric arc from time to time, and even his eyes flashed arc white, and even the air crackled and exploded, just like static electricity in winter.
Simu couldn't help but squint his eyes, and his mind automatically began to make up for it, Chen Fan is an ordinary person, who can make zombies not suck his blood, and can resist zombie poison for so long, it is very likely that it is because of the innate thunder spirit body.
According to ancient records, the heavenly god thunder spirit body is a natural cultivation physique, born with a miraculous and wonderful effect, and later because of the lack of spiritual energy in heaven and earth, it gradually dissipated between heaven and earth.
Chen Fan hadn't been discovered by other sects before, perhaps because the Thunder Spirit Body hadn't been activated.
Later, he encountered a zombie and was in a death crisis of zombie bloodsucking, and the thunder spirit body was instantly activated, scaring away the zombies, and then resisting the invasion of zombie poison.
If it were an ordinary person, the corpse poison would have been hard a long time ago.
The more he thought about it, the more reasonable it became, telling Chen Fan to be careful, lying on the bed to rest, and then gently closed the door and walked out.
At first, he was slow and unconcerned, and when he got out of the yard, he slapped his thigh and laughed.
He couldn't help but be proud in his heart at this time, his acting skills just now were really amazing, and he flickered back a genius disciple for the sect, the legendary thunder spirit body, if he said it, the old bald head of the house next door to him was probably going to knock the wooden fish to pieces.
"No, I'm going to pack my things quickly!"
Simu made up his mind, packed up his things and left overnight, now the world is in chaos, there are too many dead, demons are rampant, ghosts are rampant, and there are monks who travel the world everywhere, if they meet them, they may use some means.
I hate those old bald heads the most, one with an open mouth and a fate with my Buddhism, and a closed mouth with my Buddhism can practice Huanxi Zen, phew, what's so good about that little nun?
Isn't vixen fragrant?
Enchanting and sexy, twisting, the most important thing is not people!
Simu has been resting in this town for a long time and has attracted a lot of business, and now he wants to pick a son and run away, which suddenly makes others a little dissatisfied.
"Four-eyed Daoist, didn't you say that you would drive my father back, but you took me three oceans!"
"Mine too, if you don't send my grandfather back, I won't leave."
"Dao Chief, you're not being kind."
"What do you want to do if you don't do anything with money? Smash the signboard? ”
Looking at the indignant people gathered in the lobby, Simu calmly raised his hand, picked up a large box from under the table, slammed it on the table, and suddenly everyone fell silent.
It's just that the chest is densely packed with golden gold.
A box of big goldfish!
This made everyone stunned, this corpse chaser was so profitable......
"I can't help it, I suddenly encounter something and I can't get out."
Simu took out a gold bar from the box and slapped it on the table with a snap, "This is everyone's tea money." ”
After speaking, he slapped the box, and turned around to leave with the big box.
The people were already red-eyed, the so-called honesty and honesty had disappeared, and a wave of greed surged into their hearts.
This is a box of big yellow croaker, money that can't be earned in ten lifetimes, which one is not excited?
They looked at each other, and there was a fierce light in their eyes, "Dao Chief, you don't collect money but don't do things and want to break the contract, these are our beloved relatives, if you don't do it, you won't do it, you have to add money!" ”
Unexpectedly, Simu suddenly turned his head, "Ouch, I almost forgot, I invited you to drink tea, I didn't return your ancestors to you, give it to me!" ”
At the sound of an order, the corpse that had been lying quietly in the coffin stood up straight, and with its hard arms, it jumped towards the people in the room.
The dead are resurrected!
Looking at the relatives who came to life, everyone's hearts were not only not joyful, but full of horror, scurrying around the house, but the door had been locked by the four eyes.
For a while, the ghost cried wolf in the fog, "Dad, don't beat me", "Grandpa, I'm your own grandson", "Dad, don't fight, don't fight".
Simu listened to the lips raised, and ran away with the big yellow croaker in his hand, which he had put on the table, one was enough, and he wanted more.
"Hehe, add money, add bullshit!"