Chapter 43: The fastest old lady in history to clear the customs
As soon as I heard that if the old lady Ren was not dug out, not only would the Ren family never be at peace, but it would also lead to the loss of children and grandchildren of the Ren family.
Ren Fa, the original super 'big filial son', knelt on the spot, hugged the tombstone and cried, "Dad! Children are not filial......"
After howling twice, he closed his voice, urging the family who followed him to hurry down the mountain to invite people, pick a few more capable people, prepare a little more firewood, and quickly dig up his father for cremation!
Grandma's ball~
I said that why is the Ren family's business so bad in the past ten years, it turns out that Dad, you don't care about it below, and you are still messing around!
Ren Fa was extremely depressed in his heart, turned around and looked at Uncle Nine again, with a puzzled look on his face, "Uncle Nine, you are a real Taoist, and you are the most proficient in the art of feng shui, I remember that my father's feng shui land is a good dragonfly, how did you say that......"
"The ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great!"
Uncle Nine glanced at him and showed a sneer, "You also know that this is the best dragonfly, where did it come from?" ”
Ren Fa suddenly smiled awkwardly, "I got it from a feng shui gentleman." ”
"Didn't you make any indiscriminate cruel tricks behind your back?"
In the face of Uncle Jiu's obvious ridicule, Ren Fa could only cough awkwardly, after all, what happened back then was indeed a little disgraceful.
Uncle Nine glanced at him and didn't say anything more, after all, this was also done by his father, although Ren Fa was a little rich and unkind, but he didn't do anything evil.
There is an old saying, rich conscience, evil ** plan, Ren Fa has lived a rich life since he was a child, guarding the inheritance passed down by his father and grandfather, as long as he has no big ambitions, the wealth he has accumulated is enough for him to live for several lifetimes, so there is no need to do some dirty things!
"Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine, is there really no other way......
Ren Fa was still a little reluctant at this time, and he was still pestering Uncle Jiu, wanting Uncle Jiu to help his father find a cemetery, change to a good feng shui place, and bless the Ren family's feng shui after death.
Uncle Nine didn't pay attention to him.
After a while, a group of sturdy young men came up with shovels, and a group of people moved the coffin of the old lady under the guidance of Uncle Jiu.
"Dragonflies point to the water, the cemetery is three feet long and four, only four feet can be used, one foot wide and three feet are only three feet useful, the coffin cannot be buried flat, only a legal burial! That is, burial vertically! ”
This is what Simu said, although his main business is to drive away corpses, but as a disciple of Maoshan, he has some understanding of feng shui.
Especially such a classic, the best dragonfly that can bless future generations, he is naturally clear.
Whether it is an official or a rich person, he hopes to sleep in such a good place, and several times someone has asked him to look for a good feng shui place like Dragonfly Point Water, but it is really difficult to find.
Chen Fan listened carefully on the side, caught a glimpse of Ren Fa who was entangled in Uncle Jiu's side, and seemed to be still begging Uncle Jiu to find him a good piece of feng shui.
This old guy completely grasped Uncle Jiu's weakness, and his ears were soft.
If he is entangled for a while, maybe Uncle Nine will really be relieved.
Chen Fan decided to teach Ren Fa a lesson to Master Ren, although it was the first time he saw Ren Fa and he had no grievances, but he was familiar with Ren Xue.
What is the saying?
The angle from which you look at the problem and what you say depends on where your ass sits, unfortunately, his ass is now in Ren Xuena.
Chen Fan stomped his foot lightly, and a small black shadow flashed from the ground in an instant, rushing towards the old lady's grave.
The four eyes on the side couldn't help but let out a sigh of surprise, and the two eyes looked at the black shadow and didn't know what they were thinking.
"Open the coffin!"
Old lady Ren's coffin was pulled up by everyone and opened it directly, Ren Fa naturally pounced on it and cried, "Dad, ......"
Before he finished shouting, he saw a thick black mist floating out of the coffin, and then he saw his father lying there quietly in his official uniform with his hands crossed on his chest.
It's been more than ten years, and the flesh hasn't been corrupted!
It's even exactly the same as it was before it died!
This made Ren Fa stunned, he hadn't seen his father for many years, and he almost forgot about it, but now that he saw it again, he was naturally a little stunned.
Second, I was a little stunned, this dad has been dead for more than ten years, why hasn't he turned into a white bone?
The corners of Chen Fan's mouth rose, and his fingers were slightly raised.
The old lady Ren who was lying in the coffin opened her eyes in an instant, and directly frightened Ren Fa into screaming, and sat on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, the old lady Ren in the coffin pounced, jumped out of the coffin, and gave Ren Fa a close hug, smashing Ren Fa's crying father and mother.
"Uncle Nine...... Help me!! ”
"Corpse!"
"Master Ren has deceived the corpse!"
When the sturdy young man on the side saw Mrs. Ren who threw himself out of the coffin, he was so frightened that he shivered, shouted and screamed, turned around and ran away, wishing that his parents would give him two more legs.
Uncle Nine flew and kicked the old lady out directly, pulled Ren up with a hand, and saw that he was panicked, but there was no injury on his body, and he understood in his heart.
He turned his head, and sure enough, the little apprentice Chen Fan was moving his fingers there, as if he was manipulating something, and the four eyes on the side were also snickering at something.
These two guys......
Uncle Nine muttered in his mouth, and he didn't know how to tell himself a letter first.
Ren Fa's legs were about to weaken at this time, and he hugged Uncle Jiu's legs, and the old lady Ren, who was kicked by Uncle Jiu, stood up again, stretched out his hands, and continued to pick up Ren Fa.
"Daddy! I'm your big boy! ”
Ren Fa couldn't care about the style of the landlord and uncle anymore, and was lying on the ground in embarrassment, desperately circling around the ninth uncle with his father.
He runs, he chases, he can't escape!
Uncle Nine had a smile on the corner of his mouth, but his face was serious, "Well, that zombie, I'm here Lin Jiu!" Don't want to suck human blood, that's your own son, do you want your family to cut off children and grandchildren, and you can't live forever? ”
Ren Fa nodded desperately on the side, crying in a mournful voice, "Dad!" Daddy! I'm your son......"
But it didn't work at all, the old lady Ren not only didn't stop, but danced more happily, the sharp claws were already close, only to hear the stabbing sound, Ren Fa covered his ass with both hands, only to feel the wind blowing the eggs and cold!
"Oops, it's terrible!" Uncle Nine almost couldn't hold back a smile on the side, "Master Ren, your father doesn't seem to recognize you anymore, he wants you to cut off your children and grandchildren, you see, I almost made you extinct, how can this grave be moved?" ”
"Nine...... Uncle Jiu, come down to him, he's not my father!! ”
Ren Fa is really about to cry, although others are middle-aged and no longer useful, but something is better than nothing.
His father's claw just now really almost made him lose his children and grandchildren!
Uncle Nine smiled, shook his fingers, did not use any Dao method, and confidently pointed at the old lady's forehead.
"Definitely!"
But the old lady didn't stop, but knocked him to the ground, and Uncle Nine was directly pressed under him, and a smell of rot came to his face, so he was embarrassed, "Phew, Chen Fan, you bastard!" ”
At this time, Chen Fan looked confused, he looked at his fingers, he clearly didn't move, he turned his head and saw that the four eyes were pinching the magic trick there hehehe, and suddenly the whole person was numb.
No way!
Master, listen to my explanation, I really didn't do it!