Chapter 50: The Angler
Chen Fan was touching his smooth skin when his ears suddenly moved slightly, and he heard footsteps in the room, obviously someone had already gotten up.
His mind moved, and the black lines that adhered to the surface of his skin gradually faded, hiding under the skin, revealing his smooth, delicate and even whiter skin.
Blackened hair!
It's going to be dark when you use it!
Melt the attack!
Hair...... The amount of ejection is staggering......
Cough!
Sure enough, it's a good exercise.
Chen Fan stood up and found that it was Simu who got up, he stretched his waist, and then plucked his ears with his fingers.
"I thought I was deaf in my ears, but I didn't expect this old bald head to still knock on the wooden fish!"
Simu looked relieved, "It's still my little nephew who feels sorry for me, your spell is too useful, three years, three years, your uncle and I finally had a good night's sleep~"
He gritted his teeth with grief and indignation, as if he recalled some kind of unbearable past.
Chen Fan smiled there without saying a word, and slowly started to play Baguazhang, which is his daily morning exercise, used to move his muscles and bones and pass the time.
After all, he doesn't have a wife, and he can't pull his wife to exercise in the morning, alas, the loneliness of being single~
Simu also practiced on the side, and it was also Maoshan Baguazhang, and he played well, and he could even see the strong muscles on his body.
It is worthy of the man who invites God to come up in the future and fights the zombies screaming!
After practicing for a while, Jia Le waved his hand and asked the two of them to go to breakfast.
Master Ikkyu and Qingqing are also there.
Although Master Ikkyu and Shimu often quarrel, their relationship is still relatively good, and they eat together.
Master Yixiu sat at the table, and at a glance noticed the four golden characters of civilization and harmony on the wall, and his eyes stared at that suddenly he was distracted, and his face sighed, "Wonderful......"
No wonder Simu didn't come to trouble him this morning, it turned out that he used his supernatural powers to isolate his voice, and he was able to carve the magical powers of Buddhism on the wall, which is really a bit powerful!
There is only one person who can do it......
He looked at Chen Fan, and just wanted to announce the Buddha name of Amitabha Buddha, but was directly interrupted by the four eyes, "Little nephew, come and taste this morning, I taught Jiale to make it, and it tastes the best!" ”
Chen Fan also noticed that Jia Le began to prepare various materials last night, and made them this morning, and there are still a lot of styles.
"I grew up in Guangdong, and the early days there are the best in the world." Simu was a little proud, "I can make shrimp stew at the age of five, boil sausage porridge at the age of seven, Portuguese sweetness at the age of ten, bean curd at the age of twelve, belly slices at the age of thirteen, and ...... at the age of fifteen."
His words stopped abruptly, and he ordered the dishes on the table with his chopsticks, "Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables." ”
This made Chen Fan a little curious, "Uncle Shi, you haven't said what kind of dishes you will eat after the age of fifteen?" ”
Simu smiled awkwardly, and Master Yixiu on the side directly revealed his old bottom, "He, who grew up in Guangdong, often said that he was a Fujianese, and he didn't find out that his hometown was from Fujian until he was fifteen years old!" ”
Listening to everyone's words and words, Chen Fan suddenly realized.
It turns out that the so-called shrimp stew is Xiamen, Portuguese sweet is Putian, intestinal porridge is Quanzhou, Fuzhu is Fuzhou, and belly slices are Nanping.
A dish in Guangdong is a city in Fujian, no wonder it is said that a person in Guangdong is a Fujian person, and this is how it comes......
Chen Fan looked at the embarrassed four eyes, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, thinking that he was a Cantonese, saying that he was a Fujianese, but he found that his hometown was a Fujianese.
It's like shouting everywhere that there is no wife in the wife's!
Seeing that Yixiu revealed his old bottom, Simu was unconvinced on the spot, "Hmph, I don't know who wanted to save the fish in the water back then, guess what?" ”
Master Yixiu folded his hands and was silent, his eyes were proud, "Floating in the water for three days and three nights, three days and three nights!" It's almost white, and it's only been fished up! ”
"Haha......"
Hearing Master Yixiu's embarrassment when he was young, not to mention Chen Fan and Jia Le, even his female apprentice Qingqing couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
went into the water to rescue the drowning fish, but as a result, he floated for three days and three nights, which ......
It turns out that there are really such stupid people in the world!
Everyone just laughed a few times, but soon they couldn't laugh out loud, because Master Yixiu and Simu started to fight in ping-pong, and the chopsticks were about to wave out of the afterimage.
"Hey~"
"Hah!"
Look at the speed of the chopsticks waving, and the chaotic battlefield, there is no seam at all, how can you eat this breakfast?
Chen Fan held the bowl, his face was serious, and he said in a low voice, "Civilization!" ”
Two large golden characters spat out of his mouth, flashing with light, and Master Ikkyu and Shimu suddenly stopped, feeling that their hearts had become extremely calm, and they even felt guilty about doing it.
I was born a human being, but I ate and fought with each other, I am ashamed......
Just when the two of them bowed their heads, Chen Fan filled his rice bowl with vegetables, turned his head and ran, "You continue!" ”
Losing the restraint of the Spell of Tightness, Ikyu and Four Eyes fought again.
"Wow, yes!"
"Phew!"
"What to eat? I'm sending you to Western Elysium now! ”
"The Buddha asked me to take you with me, don't hide, go to the west together!"
Chen Fan looked at the beauty, lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice, well, it's so fragrant, it's good to eat!
The one that eats breakfast is called a dire one.
It was almost noon before Simu finished breakfast, and he shouted in a loud voice, "Jia Le, you don't have to cook my and Chen Fan's meals at noon and night, and you won't come back." ”
"Huh? Master, where are you going? ”
"Go fishing!"
Jia Le looked at the rope and incense candle in Simu's hand and fell into silence, "Master, you, you, you, what are you doing fishing with rope and incense candles?" ”
"Fisherman, never the Air Force!" "I can't catch a fish, I take a rope and tie a wild boar, but the wild boar doesn't, so I'll go and lay a hare, how can I go back empty-handed?" ”
"The ...... with the incense candle"
"Of course it's dark, light up, don't be verbose, let's go."
The four eyes gave Chen Fan a look, and Chen Fan immediately followed closely behind, standing there with a depressed look on his face, full of doubts, was he fooled?
The two of them ran away in a row, and the four eyes stretched out the rope with a show off, "Yesterday I promised to find you a vixen, there is no small one, you can only try to catch a big one." ”
He shook the red string in his hand, and there were words in his mouth.
"A pair of dragon and phoenix candles, a red string, night burning dragon and phoenix candles, night and ghost joy."
To wrap one end of this red rope around the dragon and phoenix candle, the other end around your hand, and then light the dragon and phoenix candle, you can summon ghosts and demons.
Personally, I don't recommend trying it, because that thing is more capable of sucking, and it is likely to suck people directly to kidney deficiency!