"Little brother, let's play together, it's very soft and happy!"

Hearing the whispering sound in his ear, Chen Fan felt a chill coming from something, as if it was surging from the chrysanthemum, and he was shocked.

A goblin slipped up behind him, and he didn't react.

What's going on?

Chen Fan stiffened his body, he turned his head violently, but found that a vast river appeared behind him at some point, holding an oar in his hand, and a young woman dressed enchantingly and showing long white legs was sitting on the bow of the boat.

Why do you say young women?

The enchanting feeling engraved in the bones can be recognized at a glance.

Even if Chen Fan was looking at her, the woman was still not shy, half-lying on the boat, revealing her bewitching back, washing her long black hair with the help of the water in the river, and still looking back in the faint ......

This......

Chen Fan lowered his head and looked at the oars in his hand, inexplicably a little familiar, he looked at the woman lying on the side of the boat, the light and revealing clothes, this woman always gave him an inexplicable familiarity, and even made him have a desire in his heart.

Ahem, don't think crooked!

It's the feeling of hunger~

Chen Fan stared at the back of the woman on the boat seriously for a while, and suddenly realized that it was a cat lady.

Night Cat Lady has a special ability, that is, after touching the illusion, a new illusion will be formed, as long as the illusion is passed, the Night Cat Lady can follow the illusion to devour the opponent who casts the illusion.

The reason why she became a young woman teasing herself was that she was wearing Tang Sanzang's skin, was she a night cat girl, complaining about herself!

Who's performing illusions?

Chen Fan suddenly remembered the tiger with a desperate face, step by step involuntarily walking towards the sedan chair, the tiger has the ability to drive the ghosts, but still has no resistance, you can imagine how powerful the illusion of the ghosts in the sedan chair is.

It's not good, Uncle Four-Eyed is also there.

He silently recited Tang Sanzang in his heart, wanting to dispel his illusion, but found that he couldn't get out at all.

And the night cat lady lying on the bow of the boat raised her upper body, twisted her head to look at Chen Fan, and her eyes revealed a wicked smile.

Bad hosts! Love the new and hate the old!

Is it time for jokes?

Chen Fan slapped it silently, only to hear the slapping waves, the cat lady screamed charmingly, and her white arm was directly entangled, and she whispered softly in his ear, "Brother, come and play, a piece of ocean for one night, half a full set of yo!" ”

Scold~

Chen Fan's expressionless brain collapse suddenly made the night cat girl dissipate instantly, and asked for my money? No way.

He waved the oars in his hand, sat on the boat and looked around, the long river formed by this illusion was empty, and he did not know what this illusion was about.

In the last illusion, it was the weasel who begged for the seal, washed away the resentment of the fat fat, and obtained a few ghost subordinates.

And this illusion is a long river, looking at his appearance as a fisherman, is it possible to let him catch fish?

Just as Chen Fan looked down to see if there were any fish in the river, a shout suddenly came from his ears, "Boatman, boatman!" Transition, I'm going to transition! ”

There are still people on a boat in the fantasy world?

Chen Fan drove the boat over, only to see two people standing on the shore, a fat man and a thin man shouting there, the fat man was carrying a basket containing most of the basket of fruits, and the thin man was also carrying a basket, but it was empty, but it was bulging around his waist.

It should be money.

Just as Chen Fan thought, let the thin man open his collar and take out a copper coin, "Boatman, hurry up and start the boat!" ”

Chen Fan didn't know why, he didn't know what this illusion meant, whether to let himself take the two of them across the boat, or to kill people and take money by himself?

I'm supposed to be a serious boatman!

He borrowed the money, supported the boat and left the shore little by little, and suddenly heard the fat and thin two discussing there, only to hear the fat man's face of envy, "Brother Qiu, you have made a lot of money these days, and the business is booming, but what is the secret recipe?" ”

"Secret recipe?" The thin man snorted coldly, "There is no business secret in this world, if you want to do business, you only have one way, and that is to have no conscience!" ”

said that he was proud, "You can't make money with a conscience, you can't make a little money with a little conscience, and you can make a lot of money without a conscience, you are too honest in business, you always give a lot, and you also pick the best fruit for this fruit, and what you earn is hard money." ”

"You press the scale, you pick more half-good ones that are not bad, the good ones are put outside, the bad ones are put inside, coax more children, the blind eye can't see the best, and he doesn't know if you press his scale."

"If you give him two less, and then deliberately shout at him to give him one more, he may still be grateful to you."

"The cheap passers-by around naturally want to take advantage of it, and watch Xiaoli come over to buy yours, won't they make a fortune?"

The fat man who heard the thin man's words suddenly realized, "Business can still do this, today I finally have a lot of knowledge, and I will try it tomorrow." ”

"Not only that~"

The thin man is mysterious, "On weekdays, keep your eyes bright, stare at the little doll and the little lady, the little lady is worth it, sell it to the theater, the old bustard will train it twice, and sell it to the rich and noble, hehe......"

"If the appearance is a little worse, sell it to the brothel, lock her up for three days and three nights, don't give her food or drink, and serve her with a leather whip, so she will naturally take it, and the skin and meat business is the ...... to make money quickly."

"And that little doll, look at the water and the smart, that's the big price!"

The thin man looked harmless to humans and animals, and at this time his face was sneering, looking extremely gloomy and hideous, "Put those small ones, put dog skins on them, and then use some means to put them on their bodies, or in three or five months, the dog skin will grow on the body, no different from the dog, this is called a wild dog, the most flattering and novel on the street, it is much more rewarding than you take a broken bowl and ask for food." ”

"The dog is a little better, at least he still has hands and feet, and when he grows up, the ruthless master will cut off his hands and feet with a knife, stuffed in the snake skin, no hands and feet can only arch there, this is a human-faced snake~"

The thin man was proud, and patted the hanging money on his waist with his hand, "So, people have to have no conscience!" You can make a lot of money without a conscience! If you have money, you are a master, take the money to change places, you don't know the heavens and the earth, the ghosts and gods don't know, who knows what we have done to lose our conscience? ”

"Do you want to be poor if you don't die for yourself? Do you want to be poor for the rest of your life? ”

The fat man on the side was originally very hesitant, but when he heard that the heavens and the earth did not know the ghosts and gods, he seemed to have made up his mind and nodded fiercely, "Yes!" Yes, extremely! ”

"I'm your fucking bitch!"

Chen Fan was instantly furious when he heard this, picked up the oars in his hand, and slapped them fiercely.

If you are born as a human being, why do you do the things of animals?