How hard is it to pick up a conversation? Diaphragm

In "One Minute Time Machine", this guy is called Xiao Shuai, he picks up a time machine box that can travel to a minute ago, he takes the box to the park to talk to Xiaomei who is sitting on a chair and reading a book.

Xiaomei looked at his box, "A minute time machine? ”

Xiao Shuai looked down and saw that the name was written on the box, he hurriedly pressed the button in embarrassment, went back to a minute ago, erased the name of the time machine, and then went to talk. This time the topic continued, and Xiaomei asked Xiaoshuai if she wanted to flirt with herself.

Xiaoshuai said no.

Xiaomei was not very happy.

Xiao Shuai pressed the button again-

After repeating this cycle more than a dozen times, Xiaoshuai and Xiaomei finally made an appointment. Diaphragm

The two of them are going to fight.

As soon as Xiaomei got up, Xiaoshuai saw her book, about time travel.

Xiao Shuai said that he likes time travel.

The two chatted about time and space travel, and after wearing it a few times during the period, Xiaomei learned about Xiaoshuai's continuous travel.

Xiaomei was surprised: "You mean time travel in the real sense?" Just use this box! ”

After learning that Xiaoshuai was traveling in time and space for her, Xiaomei was very moved, saying that no one had ever done this for her, let alone died for him.

Xiaoshuai: "Dead? Am I not here? "Ahh

Mei tells him that time travel is impossible, and that every time he presses a button, he will replicate a self that existed a minute ago in a parallel world, and that the real body is in the real world, or that the previous world is dead.

Xiao Shuai pressed it almost sixteen times.

That is, sixteen deaths.

And then—

In the camera, in the parallel worlds in front of her, Xiaomei watched Xiaoshuai die in horror.

Jiang Yang feels that at this time, he can come up with the customer's brand and service.

Of course. Diaphragm

The original video content is not adapted to the domestic soil, and Wen Yu must be modified, but this routine can be used, with the help of science fiction, tell a good story to highlight the brand and service, and achieve the effect of rapid dissemination in the field of short video and self-media.

Jiang Yang said this routine.

Before Zhou Hao could speak, Han Xiaoxiao, who was standing in front of them, patted the sofa, "This idea is good!" ”

Zhou Hao looked at her: "Why are you robbing me of my lines?" ”

Han Xiaoxiao ignored him, snatched the customer information in Zhou Hao's hand, and handed him a customer information, "Such a good idea, the blind date website is too oily, look at this, the advertisement of the recruitment website, their family has a lot of oil!" Let's change Director Jiang's idea from accosting to interviewing, and changing the wrong words to the common mistakes made in interviews such as not muting the mobile phone. ”

Jiang Yang: "It's not mentally retarded, right?" ”

Han Xiaoxiao: "It's not mentally retarded recruitment. There are too many scammers in mentally retarded recruitment now, who uses who is stupid. This is a recruitment website that has been particularly popular recently, and many headhunters are on it. "Ahh

Zhou Hao looked at them faintly: "Our company uses intellectual disability recruitment!" ”

Han Xiaoxiao and Jiang Yang watched him together.

Zhou Hao: "Don't look at fools with your eyes, okay?" You were all recruited by me with intellectual disability recruitment. ”

The three automatically ignored the topic.

Jiang Yang asked casually: "There are not many liars on this website." ”

Han Xiaoxiao: "It's okay, the experience is very good." ”

Jiang Yang and Zhou Hao looked up at her together. Diaphragm

Zhou Hao: "Han, don't feel that the work you do every day is boring, you have done anything boring thoroughly-"

Han Xiaoxiao: "I uploaded the company information and tried to recruit a front desk. ”

Zhou Hao let out a sigh.

Sister Han, an employee who can be squeezed and wears multiple hats, is really difficult to recruit.

Jiang Yang also breathed a sigh of relief, "Scare me, you're gone, who will bring me food." ”

The rice brought by Han Xiaoxiao is very good.

A roasted yuba rice bowl, the meal brought back by Lao Han was full of yuba, and the carrots and green peppers were almost invisible. Jiang Chen, they can't do it, Jiang Yang can't do it, and I don't know how Lao Han communicates with the waiters in the store. Diaphragm

"The front desk doesn't want it, it's a waste of money."

Zhou Hao waved his hand.

He looked at the customer's information, and the recruitment website was indeed more sufficient, but, "My membership fee." ”

Jiang Yang said that it didn't matter, "We can also prostitute the membership fee of the recruitment website for nothing." ”

Zhou Hao felt reasonable, whether it was useful or not, let's not mention it for the time being, let's talk about prostitution for nothing.

They started playing the game again.

After a while, Zhou Hao: "Jiang Ye, this game is bought for 100 yuan for ......."

"Go to the side!"

It will be dispersed.

"What do you eat for lunch?"

Li Qingning asked Jiang Yang on his mobile phone, pushed the door and entered the office.

Jiang Yang's voice replied quickly: "Instant noodle deluxe version, add braised eggs and ham sausages, and be a rich man." ”

Sister Chen pushed the door in, "What do you eat at noon?" ”

Li Qingning put down his phone, "Let's order takeout together, Jiang Yang is not here." "Ahh

Jiang Yang is playing a game.

She's also a little busy, she can't bother to go out to eat, and she still needs to rehearse a few new songs.

Jiang Yang sent another voice: "Remember to send me a voice and disturb me to play the game." ”

Sister Chen: ??

What kind of operation is this, there is some serious illness.

Li Qingning also replied to Jiangyang with three question marks.

Jiang Yang: "When I was a freshman in high school, my classmates went to an Internet café to play together, and a classmate's girlfriend kept calling him. "Ahh

This classmate lost the game and said that his girlfriend was affected, but he didn't admit his own food.

Jiang Yang was sour and angry at the time.

Now that he has a wife, of course he has to enjoy it.

Voice playback.

Sister Chen also heard it, "Your husband is really good." ”

Li Qingning thinks it's good.

When Li Qingning was in high school, she only went back when she took the exam, and she left as soon as she finished the exam, because some fans knew that she would definitely go back to the exam and would wait at the school gate, which made Li Qingning's high school campus life almost equal to nothing

Now she can relive her high school days, which is quite interesting.

Sister Chen shook her head and took out her mobile phone to order takeout.

Li Qingning poured himself a glass of water, walked to the sofa, turned on Jiang Yang's computer, and after the screen lit up, what caught his eye was the manuscript written by Jiang Yang, "I was in such a hurry, I forgot to turn off the computer." ”

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Li Qingning saved it for a moment and leisurely watched the second chapter.

This one mainly explains the identity of Zhang Chao, the lawyer, who confessed to killing someone, and then drunk and threw the body.

The cop in the book believed.

People outside the book will not believe it, because this is only the second chapter. Diaphragm

Li Qingning flipped down very casually.

"The deceased's name is Jiang Yang—"

"Ahem."

Li Qingning choked on a mouthful of water.

"What's wrong?"

Sister Chen just ordered lunch, and the order was from Longfu in Li Qingning Community. She raised her head and saw Li Qingning, who was drinking water and leisurely reading the notebook, and covered her mouth with a tissue at this time.

"Hmm-" Lang

Li Qingning didn't know what to say.

She never expected that it was not Jiang Yang who was dragging her luggage, but Jiang Yang who was dragging her suitcase!

Compared with this, Jiang Yang carried a human skeleton model through the security check, it is too pediatric.

Jiang Yang blackened himself, and his wife was afraid.

Sister Chen came over and glanced at it, "Jiangyang is writing a new one again?" It's hard work. ”

Sister Chen suspected that with the help of some kind of ritual, talents could be shared.

Otherwise, after getting married, the couple is more powerful than the other. Diaphragm

As for "1900", Li Qingning just sang a paragraph when he expounded the concept of this song in the meeting. Sister Chen didn't understand music, and she listened to the beginning, but the phrase "mother" immediately knocked on her heart and made her want to stop.

She glanced at the computer screen: "This is reasoning?" ”

She looked at it again, "Where's Poirot?!" ”