Chapter 538: Buying Melons
[Yae Miko: This is slander, it's best not to have it in reality, otherwise there will be no place for you in the whole Inazuma!
] The crumb fox directly fried his hair, obviously it was the second creation of Arataki Ichito, but he ate the melon and ate his body, how can he bear this.
[Kamisato: Spring has arrived, and it is the season for all things to mate...... [True: Little Miko is indeed at the age when it is time to have children, and it is normal to see this kind of advertisement in Inazuma one day.
【Fox Palace: Yes, for the continuation of the Baichen clan, I have to bother Shenzi to give birth to a few more little foxes.
[Shadow: Hahaha, Miko also has a day! 【Yae Miko: Impossible!
! [Arataki Itto: And this good thing, why didn't Uncle Ben encounter it. [Kuki Shinobu: Boss, this is obviously a fraud, and it's not true at all.
【Arataki Itto: What? Is this a scam? How does Uncle Ben feel like it's real! 【Shikanoin Heizou: Even if I'm not a detective, I can see that this scam is too low-level.
In the picture, after watching it in Sora, Arataki Kazuto then asked, "Do you want to go?" Sora raised his head and said, "You are so good to me, the first thing that comes to mind when you encounter such a good thing." ”
"It's a scam!" Sora pointed to the flyer and shouted loudly. Even a child of a few years old can see it, and Sora is not a tenacious guy like Arataki Kazuto, how can he not see it.
Faced with the doubts of the air, Arataki Itto said firmly: "This is impossible! ”
"Is that a fraud, how many times have I been deceived, can I not see it?"
"I called and asked, and the woman said, if you are eligible, you only need to pay 800,000 Mora sincerity gold."
"You're 20 million miles away from 800,000 Mora." Sora said helplessly: "I don't have 800,000." "He can see that Arataki Itto is clearly deceived, and he can't see that it is a fraud at all.
"I don't let you pay, I'll pay, you contribute, I have a ghost worm breeding investment project, the seven-day project is 100%, but the investment starts at 400,000." [Kamisato Satoru: Is this the Narukami Taisha Shrine short of money, so he posted this kind of fraudulent flyer to deceive a ghost like Arataki Ichito.
[Really: Is that so? Narujin Taisha is actually short of money, so tell the castle tower. [Shadow: Down-and-out family, Narukami Taisha actually engaged in fraud.
【Yae Miko: Don't substitute that flyer into the fact that it's really made by Narujin Taisha, okay.】
Paimon: Good guy, there's another project. [Ying: I'm even more curious that Ichito Arataki has been deceived many times, it's really miserable!
[Kuki Shinobu: Alas, this matter is true, if I didn't understand the law, the boss would have been granted permanent residency in the prison cell of the Heavenly Domain.
[Kamisato Ayato: Brother Ichito has been deceived so many times, and he still can't see that this is a fraud, so it's really embarrassing for him.
The video continues, Arataki Itto tells how he transferred to 400,000 and went to Sumeru, and the other party also said that he would dig out his heart and lungs for him, and he bluffed Arataki Itto.
Sora really has no choice, no matter what, Arataki Itto thinks it's not a fraud, so he can only take him to the Heavenly Territory to find a professional to solve it.
As soon as the deer heard it, he knew that it was a fraud, and wanted to find clues through Arataki Itto and catch them all, but Arataki Itto thought he was robbing him alive and didn't say anything.
[Sora: It's really not easy for Arataki Itto survive until now, the organs are all complete! ] [Ying: Yes, dig out your heart and lungs, what you said in the video is right, and then you will dig out your kidneys.
[Kujou Sara: If you can't save it, you can find the Afterlife Hall to bury him, and you won't be deceived in the future.
[Hu Tao: Hey, hey, the Afterlife Hall is a funeral shop, not an underworld organization! ] [Kuki Shinobu: Alas, it's a real headache.
This video is no longer a second creation, because the real Arataki Itto is also this virtue, which can be regarded as a perfect restoration of the character of Arataki Itto.
[Second Creation - Diluc Buys Melon] [Diluc: ??? Seeing this title with his own name, Diluc was immediately confused, buying melons is done by the maid at home.
[Kaeya: Hahaha, my good brother, do you like to eat melons?] [Diluc: Hehe, I don't know if I like to eat melons or not, but I like to cut you with wolf powder!
[Qin: Diluc's predecessors bought melons, but I don't know what it will be. [Amber: There are basically two kinds of creation now, one is funny, and the other is spicy.
【Diluc: ......】
"Didi...... a black car, driving over a bridge outside Mondstadt, crushed many of Timmy's pigeons, and Timmy could only smell the exhaust fumes and cry there.
[Timmy: Bad guy, my pigeon! [Ying: It turns out that Master Diluc is such a person!
Paimon: What a waste, the pigeons are all crushed into a pulp. Diluc: ...... The car enters Mondstadt and stops at a melon stall, where Diluc slowly gets out of the car.
There are three people sitting behind the watermelon stall, namely Kaeya, Wendy, and Albedo.
"Dude, how much is this melon a pound?"
"Two pieces!" Kaeya looked up when she saw the guests coming. Diluc suddenly frowned a little: ", your melon skin is made of gold?" Or are melon particles made of gold? Kaeya took a puff of cigarette and said very confidently: "Look at the melons now, these are all melons in the greenhouse, you are too expensive and I am too expensive!" ”
"Pick one for me!" As a wealthy man, Diluc is naturally not short of money.
"How's this?" Kaeya asked as she took out a watermelon, patted it, and patted it.
"Are you ripe for this melon?" When Kaeya heard the questioning, he suddenly became a little angry: "I open a fruit stand, can I sell you raw melons and eggs?" Diluc reluctantly asked, "Let me ask you if this melon is ripe?" The atmosphere suddenly became weird, and Kaeya said coldly, "You deliberately found fault, right?" ”
"Do you want it?"
"If your melon is ripe, I will definitely want it!"
"What if this melon is not ripe." Diluc smiled kindly and sat down in Kaeya's previous seat, crossing Erlang's legs.
"It's not cooked, I ate it myself, are you satisfied?" As Kaeya spoke, he weighed the melon.
"A total of fifteen pounds, thirty." Diluc found the problem: "This is not enough for fifteen pounds, you have a problem with this scale!" Kaeya stood up and pointed at Diluc, "You're deliberately finding fault, do you want it!" Kaeya snapped and broke the melon in half.
"Magnet!" Diluc turned the scale over very firmly and pointed to the thing underneath: "If this melon is raw, you will swallow it yourself!" As he spoke, he took out a handful of wolf powder and cracked it with a knife.