Chapter 84: Bad Gambler, I'll Be a Bad Gambler All My Life!
It seemed that he had caught a glimpse of the incredulous expressions on the faces of Uncle Jiu and Chen Fan, and the soul envoy was proud, indicating that his news was particularly exciting.
"That little Yama is not very old, only about two thousand years old......"
"Thirteen hundred years ago, the Great Sage smashed the entire underworld with a stick, and at that time, the little Yama Lord was young and was there, and he was almost scared by the Great Sage to the point that his soul was gone!"
"Although he was rescued, the little Yama prince fell into the sequelae, that is, he was afraid of ghosts!"
The soul envoy secretly said, "It is precisely because the old Yama prince has retired, and the little Yama prince is afraid of ghosts when he takes office, no matter what happens, we have this mind to make some extra money......
He embarrassedly touched the jade wrench on his hand, this Yin Soul Jade is a good thing, it is his nearly a hundred years of Yulu, so when he saw Huang Facai having this thing in his hand, he was greedy for a while, and added twenty years of yang life to him!
After all, Huang Facai is just an ordinary rich and noble family, and he is not a person with a big personality, so no one will pay attention to it.
Ordinary people, their lives are like ants, who cares about birth, old age, sickness and death?
The soul envoy is also the yin soul in charge of this part, and it is naturally easy to move some means and add some yang longevity.
He glanced at Chen Fan with a little awe, he still didn't say a word, that is, in the underworld, since the succession of King Xiaoyan, all the old ministers of Qi have been reincarnated, among which Zhong Kui is among them.
After all, a ghost afraid of the Lord of Yama, he really laughed out his big teeth when he said it.
Their group of old ministers sometimes meet other immortals, every time they will be ridiculed, they are very aggrieved in their hearts, rather than being ridiculed by other immortals, it is better to reincarnate and go to the mortal world to avoid the limelight.
Ah......h
When he heard such a secret of the underworld, Uncle Jiu's heart passed by with 10,000 grass and mud horses, and Lord Yama was frightened by the Great Sage and was afraid of ghosts, is this beaver? Beavers?
Before he could come back to his senses, the soul envoy secretly came to the front of Uncle Jiu, glanced at Chen Fan with his eyes, and pointed out, "You Lin Fengjiao are going to have good luck this time!" ”
Uncle Nine knew what he was talking about, with helplessness on his face, "Alas, I picked it up on the road, and I can't help it......"
I lose!
The face of the soul envoy was full of envy, jealousy and hatred, he thought that he was already invincible in the world when he touched the Yin Soul Jade, but he didn't expect that Uncle Nine would be braver than him!
Yin Soul Jade compared to Chen Fan......
Alas, why not me? Why not me? Why not me?
The soul envoy took out a small green bottle from his arms and secretly stuffed it into Uncle Jiu's hand, "A little greeting gift, and I hope that Brother Lin will keep his mouth shut, and say a few good words for me in the future, if something happens, as long as I can do it, even if I open my mouth, I still have some things, so I will take the first step." ”
With a few words, his whole figure dissipated.
Uncle Nine shook his shoulders helplessly, he didn't wait for himself to be a master, but one day he was stained with the light of an apprentice, and the soul envoy actually gave him a benefit fee.
Tut!
He looked down, opened the bottle and sniffed it, and his whole face changed, "It turned out to be this pill?" ”
Chen Fan stretched out his head curiously to take a look, and saw that the elixir in the small green bottle was green, except for the smell a little fragrant, he couldn't see anything strange.
But seeing Uncle Nine gasp, this elixir must be of great use!
Is it the kind of medicine that can make men hey, hey, hey, and women?
"What a gift......"
"This is the Yin Soul Longevity Pill!"
Uncle Nine shook the pill in his hand, his face was extremely solemn, "As long as you are a person whose life is approaching and you are not a noble person, taking this pill can increase your longevity by ten years!" ”
There are ten in this small bottle, which is almost a hundred years of yang life, although it cannot be taken alone, but it is also an extremely precious gift.
Chen Fan's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth in surprise, "Change your lifespan at will, isn't this an ability that only Hades can have......"
Then he closed his mouth again, and he remembered that the king of Hades was scared of ghosts by Sun Wukong, and he didn't care about anything at all.
But increasing life expectancy at will is not something that ordinary soul seducers can do......
Uncle Nine solved Chen Fan's doubts with one sentence, "Human life is like an ant, if it is not a noble life, who cares how long an ordinary person has lived?" ”
In the past, when the underworld was first built, the ghosts of heaven and earth who died in vain did not enter the cycle at all, floating between heaven and earth, and nine out of nine would be scattered, after all, the land of heavy yin qi was still extremely rare.
Later, the city of vain death was established and some of the ghosts who died in vain were contained, and it depends on the fate of the law to see if they have the luck to pass.
Sometimes the monks of Buddhism and Taoism will also exceed the soul of the dead, which is also the reason why the ghost attaches great importance to the transcendence!
Chen Fan suddenly realized that the human life is sometimes a matter of concern to the whole people, and sometimes it ......
"Master, let's not care about the matter of the Yellow Mansion, right?"
"Of course, go home!"
Uncle Nine was in a good mood, and weighed the medicine bottle in his hand, which was more expensive than his entire net worth, even if it was one at random, it was enough for all of their masters and apprentices to live for the rest of their lives, with a house, a car, and a wife.
"It seems that the Great Sage Master has also done a good deed, and he has inadvertently made my master and apprentice benefit......
"The world is wonderful......
The master and apprentice left quietly, but the side of the soul envoy encountered an accident, he looked at the young man in front of him, and a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes, "You are Huang Facai's grandson gold bar, and a little mortal dares to block my way......"
The young man didn't say a word, he slowly stretched out his hand, and the eyes of the soul hooker were straight, and it turned out to be another piece of soul hooking jade!
"Aha! Young man, I'm optimistic about you~" The soul seduction messenger held the soul seduction jade in his hand, which was very beautiful, "What do you want?" ”
The young man's face looked extremely strange, and he made a request that made the soul envoy unbelievable.
"You ask for this...... Well, I can only satisfy you! ”
In the dead of night.
Uncle Nine sat cross-legged on the bed and practiced, calming down the joy of his surging wealth, when suddenly he felt something, opened his eyes, and saw the soul envoy pulling the chains and dragging a series of ghosts into his room.
"It's ...... ...... in the middle of the night Overtime? ”
The soul envoy smiled and tossed the Yin Soul Jade in his hand, "There was a kid who asked me to do something with this thing, so I worked overtime by the way, that kid is Huang Facai's grandson Jin Bar, guess what he did?" ”
Uncle Nine shook his head, how could he know everything.
"He killed his entire family except his grandfather!"
"What?"
Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, and he looked at the people who were bound by the chains in disbelief, and they were all old acquaintances, Huang Facai's younger brother, Huang Facai's eldest daughter-in-law, Huang Facai's second son, and Huang Facai's grandson.
Really!
Except for Huang Facai and Huang Laozi, the whole family is dead!
Uncle Nine looked at the gold bar in disbelief, "You ......"
Old Man Huang's grandson Jin Tiao looked indifferent, "Shouldn't the three of them be damned?" ”
Uncle Nine was silent, presumably because the indecent things of the Huang Mansion were known by the gold bar, and the person who died was his own father.
"Are you wondering why I killed my second uncle?"
"Just because he's a brute!"
The golden strip sneered and told the ins and outs, "I overheard the truth about my father's death and wanted to ask my second uncle for help, but the second uncle didn't care at all, he just wanted to steal grandpa's jade wrench and steal grandpa's property to gamble!" ”
"This brute even wants me to poison my grandfather, kill my grandfather, and steal the family property!"
"Although I like gambling like my second uncle, that's my grandfather'......"
"The second uncle has lost his humanity, he only has gambling in his eyes, only gambling in his eyes, only gambling! He's not a person anymore, he's not a person anymore! ”
The golden bar hissed and laughed miserably, looking crazy, not knowing whether to talk about himself or his second uncle.
"Bet, it's obsessive! It's crazy! Rampant when you win! Sink when you lose! If you win, you want to earn more! If you lose, you want to make money! ”
The gold bar hissed: "Gambling on dogs will always be just gambling dogs, and they are not human!" ”
"I'll just kill him!"
He knelt heavily on the ground, knelt down towards Uncle Jiu, and kowtowed three times, "I used that jade to ask for a soul envoy, and then added ten years of yang longevity to my grandfather, when the time comes, his old man will return to youth and strength, and the Huang family will not be considered to have broken the incense......"
"I just ask Uncle Nine to take care of my grandfather, if there is an afterlife, the gold bars will be used as cattle and horses to repay the kindness!"
This......
Looking at the gold bars taken away by the soul seduction messenger, Uncle Nine had mixed feelings for a while, and his heart was full of thoughts, and finally it only turned into a sigh.
"Alas!"
"Hell!"
PS: 5200 words today.
The school requires all staff to do nucleic acid, and the queue is nearly an hour and a half, so the update is relatively late today, sorry, sorry.