Chapter 86: The Ma Ma Di who was cried in the pit

Of course!

The fact that the paper man's wife is hidden behind his back must not be said, just like a mysterious small website hidden in the browser, you can take a sneak look in the dead of night, and it is not good to say it.

The three of them finished breakfast while arguing, and Uncle Nine shouted on the side, "Chen Fan, go out with me for a while, the Huang family will be buried tomorrow, and a flowing water banquet will be arranged today." ”

Running water mat......

Chen Fan patted his stomach with his hand, and fell into silence, he couldn't help but want to look up to the sky and sigh, such a good thing, why didn't you say it earlier!

No wonder the master doesn't eat in the morning, ah! So insidious!

As the richest man in Renjia Town, although his descendants are gone, there are still many other friends, who are poor in the downtown and no one asks, and rich in the suburbs have distant relatives.

Some old acquaintances in business, some distant relatives, and some neighbors all came to pay tribute.

And it is his own children and grandchildren, so naturally he will have a beautiful funeral!

Although Uncle Jiu and Chen Fan never showed up in front of Master Huang from beginning to end, as Taoist priests in the town, they were still invited, just to find a good land for his children and grandchildren, and also have a place to live in the Netherworld Mansion in the future.

After all, the house is not only tense in the yang world, but also even more tense in the underworld, and those ghosts and monsters will live for hundreds of years before they go to reincarnation, and the good graves have long been robbed, so they can only build a better one by themselves.

If the children and grandchildren marry under the underworld, the ghost bride will not even have a good grave at your house, and she will still have a hair!

Uncle Nine is doing things for others, and Chen Fan is learning from the side, which is also a means of livelihood for Maoshan Taoists, after all, ghosts and monsters are not often encountered, and they are rare.

That is, now that the war is chaotic, the dragon qi will escape, and some ghosts will come out, and if it encounters a peaceful era, the number of these things will be much smaller.

Prosperity!

Retreat from the evils!

However, Chen Fan generally doesn't learn, he just eats and drinks on the side, in the name of Uncle Jiu's apprentice, Master Huang's family is rich, and his servants just stuff him with a lot of good things to please him.

Why?

Because Uncle Nine is a really capable person!

The paper money printed, that is what the soul envoy asks for, how can a person who has no real skills have this treatment?

Old Man Huang is still very good at talking, he nodded and agreed to whatever Uncle Jiu said, even if he didn't bury the coffin in the ancestral grave of his old Huang family, he nodded and agreed.

It's not like someone surnamed Ren at all, "Alas, my dad was most afraid of fire when he was alive!" ”

After seeing the cemetery, Old Man Huang invited Uncle Jiu and Chen Fan to another small room, not the flowing water seat outside, but a separate small table, and the big fish and meat on it were prepared separately, which was much more sumptuous than the outside.

This old man...... You can be a man!

Chen Fan couldn't help licking his lips, the big fish and meat in this year are not as good as in the future, although there are no seasonings, but there are no food additives, the most important thing is that they are in their original state, and they are real game!

Poor descendants, apart from chickens, ducks, fish, pigs and cows, what game have you eaten?!

You haven't even eaten wild boars, have you?

There are so many delicious foods in the mountains!

Not to mention the game in the mountains, even the ordinary meat in later generations may be from Hextech, I have a spoonful of Sanhua evaporated milk, and I have a spoonful of thick duck essence!

Chen Fan eats deliciously, anyway, he is young, and he doesn't need to be accompanied by guests, and he doesn't need to chat with others, just bury his head in eating.

On the contrary, it is the ninth uncle, who has been accosted by others, and they are all elders who accompany him, and he is not easy to ignore and deal with it there.

"Uncle Nine, ......"

"Actually, I have one more thing to ask for today......

After entertaining the guests, Old Man Huang returned to the room and sat next to Uncle Jiu, followed by a young man, "Uncle Jiu has a profound Taoism, and he can be called a famous Taoist real person in the provincial capital, I don't know if he can deal with ghosts?" ”

"Oh?"

When Uncle Nine heard this, he immediately became interested, a ghost or something, it just happened to be a professional counterpart, "But what evil did this young man encounter?" ”

Old Man Huang nodded and led the young man behind him over, and the young man fell to his knees with a thud and began to cry about the recent bizarre events in his family.

He is a distant cousin of Old Man Huang, not surnamed Huang, but surnamed Li, and can be regarded as a distant nephew of Old Man Huang.

His name is Li Yifeng!

He lives in a nearby town, not far away, because in these years, he talks about a clan, and it is not like marrying people who can marry hundreds of miles in the future, and they can marry in a nearby town every few provinces, and even go abroad, so that they can take care of it.

His home is in a town not far from the side, and under the care of Old Man Huang, he is also a wealthy family, and his life is not bad.

There is also an elder brother named Li Yishan!

Bad luck happened to his brother, his brother married a beautiful sister-in-law the year before last, just because his brother manages the family property and does business outside all the year round, and often can't go home, so he has no children.

Woman, lonely!

Something will happen!

The younger brother Li Yifeng was told by his brother to pay more attention to his sister-in-law and his whereabouts to prevent him from wearing an unknown hat on his head.

This would have been normal.

Until the first half of the month, Li Yifeng found that his sister-in-law was dressed up in a showy manner, and she was getting more and more sexy, wearing Western black silk on her legs, and wearing all kinds of leopard print skirts, which made him feel that something was wrong!

So he wrote a letter to recall his brother, and it just so happened that the night my brother came back, he bumped into his sister-in-law's room and heard an obscene sound, and the two brothers rushed in with kitchen knives.

But unexpectedly, there was no one on the sister-in-law's bed, her face was ruddy, her eyes were showing charm, and two big white long legs were holding a bottle, which was peculiar in shape, and the mouth on it was extraordinarily unique, just like that, that......

The elder brother was furious, how could he accept such a thing, and smashed the bottle on the spot, but unexpectedly, like a ghost, he turned around and jumped down from the stairs and fell to his death.

The sister-in-law was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and jumped down from the stairs with her.

Two people died in one day in the Li family!

This matter was very strange, so Li Yifeng invited a Maoshan Taoist priest.

Uncle Jiu's eyes narrowed, "Who is it?" ”

"It seems to be a long way."

"Ma Madi, it's him......" Uncle Nine suddenly sighed a little when he heard his old acquaintance, "He is my junior brother, with him to make a move, ordinary ghosts are nothing!" ”

Li Yifeng was embarrassed, "Indeed, as Uncle Nine said, Ma Ma Authentic Daoist can see at a glance that the jade bottle is an evil thing, and there is a pervert hidden in it, and the pervert first got on my brother's body, and then on my old mother's body......"

"Ma Ma said that the blood of the eagle is the most positive, and it can break the pervert, let me buy an eagle and splash it on my old mother's body with the blood of the eagle, and you can get rid of the pervert......"

Uncle Nine listened and nodded, although the cultivation of the junior brother Ma Ma Di was not very good, but he still had his hands on these little ghosts and monsters, "What is the result?" ”

"Result, result ......"

Li Yifeng's face was embarrassed, and he spoke heavily, "That pervert is attached to my mother, and I was afraid that I would hurt my mother, so I replaced the blood of the eagle with chicken blood." ”

Uncle Nine was originally drinking tea, and when he heard this, he squirted out a mouthful of tea.

Swap the eagle's blood for chicken blood, you're really a talent!

It is estimated that Ma Ma Di will scold his mother for selling batches!

I'm really going to kill my poor junior brother!

PS: Four thousand four hundred words today.