Compared with Uncle Nine and Chen Fan, who were comfortably entertained in the Li family, Ma Madi's two apprentices, Ah Hao and Ah Qiang, were reprimanded by Ma Ma for being bloody.

"You two, you really deserve to be single for a lifetime, your master and I have been competitive all my life, and I have to be the most embarrassed, but you two little rabbit cubs have made me embarrassed in front of Lin Jiu! I might as well die! ”

His face was full of sadness, and he looked up to the sky and sighed.

Every time the Maoshan Conference, he was the loudest one to laugh at Uncle Jiu, but he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, Uncle Nine stepped on dog shit, took shit luck, and accepted an apprentice who was born with a spirit body.

O innate spirits!

Look at that kid's strong qi and blood, look at the domineering spirit that scared the demon fetus so much that he didn't dare to move, and then look at his two apprentices, and drove the corpse away......

He was full of grief and indignation.

Lin Jiu, Lin Jiu!

I'll admit I laughed too loud before!

"Master, it doesn't seem that the road we are going to go to Renjia Town is ......"

Ah Qiang was still kindly reminding Ma Ma to go the wrong way, but unexpectedly Ma Ma rolled his eyes, he didn't want to go back to Renjia Town now, and he didn't want to find any Nintendo, he just wanted to leave.

After all, Nintendo is a big business, and the Ren family is a big clan in the local area, if he knows that he lost Nintendo's corpse, how can there be good fruit to eat?

The most important thing is to run now, and you don't have to see Lin Jiu again!

Another apprentice, Ah Hao, was smart and stabbed Ah Qiang with his hand, "You are stupid, let's lose Master Ren's body now, where can we find a corpse and return it to him, run faster, save yourself from being beaten." ”

Ah Qiang suddenly realized, full of pity, his eyes were a little fluttering, and he remembered the Ren Zhuzhu he saw today......

His eyes purred, and he sighed, "It's a pity that the corpse was lost, and the remaining ninety pieces of ocean can't be handled." ”

The reason why Ma Madi said that Nintendo's order was a big order was because there was too much money given, and when the corpse was driven back from outside the province, people were willing to give a hundred yuan.

I paid ten yuan for the ocean first, which was a deposit, and when the body was transported back to Ren's house, I paid the remaining ninety yuan.

Ah Qiang deliberately said this, that is, he pinched the character of the master Ma Madi, not to mention that he is a person who cherishes money like his life, but the ninety oceans are not a small amount, and they can run a dozen orders, how could the master give up!

As long as the master goes back to Renjia Town, he may be able to see the beauty he saw by the pool today~

Beauty, I'm coming!

Sure enough, as Ah Qiang expected, as soon as he remembered that there was still a reward of 90 yuan, he immediately extinguished his thoughts of leaving.

Although he is very annoying to Uncle Nine, who will not be able to get along with the ocean of white flowers!

Ma Ma scratched his head with some annoyance, how easy is it to find Nintendo's corpse in this barren mountain and wilderness?

Ah Hao asked cautiously, "Otherwise, if you go and ask Uncle Shi for help, maybe he has a way......

Before he could finish his sentence, Ma Ma Di was furious, "Bah! What I am numb is death, and it is impossible to ask Lin Jiu again in this life! ”

At this moment, he saw his apprentice Ah Qiang, and suddenly had a good idea in his heart, and his tone became extraordinarily kind, "Ah Qiang, the master treats you well on weekdays!" ”

Ah Qiang suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, there are two things that are famous in Maoshan, one is the apprentice of Uncle Jiu's pit master, and the other is the master of the pit apprentice of Ma Madi.

He swallowed his saliva with a grunt, and his voice trembled, "Master, I'm still a child......"

"Kid, you're big!"

He stretched out his hand numbly and dragged Ah Qiang over, with a sneer on his face, "You bastard boy not only lost the body today, but also made the master lose such a big face, this heavy responsibility will be handed over to you!" ”

"You go and pretend to be Nintendo's corpse, and when the time comes, you will cooperate with Ah Hao to play a scene, deceive the rest of the ocean, and then Ah Hao and I will dig you out of the grave in the middle of the night!"

The corpses manipulated will change their appearance, and then paint some heavy makeup, who knows if you are a living person or a dead corpse, after all, ordinary people will be disgusted and avoid it.

When the coffin board is covered, everything will be fine!

"Your master and I are very conscientious, how about sharing a little coolie fee between the two of you and a piece of ocean for each of you? Your master, am I very atmospheric? ”

Ah Hao and Ah Qiang's faces suddenly became bitter, if this kind of thing was discovered, they would be severely beaten by the Ren family.

The most important thing is that the 90 yuan job is only given to two yuan of sharing, master, you are so dark!

The capitalists will cry when they see it, and the bankers will hand over a cigarette when they see it!

But Ah Qiang and Ah Hao didn't dare not agree, after all, Ah Qiang was the one who broke through, and Ah Hao, as his senior brother, naturally wanted to help him.

So taking advantage of the darkness, Ah Qiang dressed up in disguise, put on official clothes, wiped his face white, and got a strange smell on his body, and then went to Ren's house with Ah Hao.

I don't know if the acting skills of the two are too good, or the jumping corpse is too scary, but no one stepped forward to take a closer look, so the two of them were fooled.

Just when Ah Qiang breathed a sigh of relief and honestly hid in the coffin, I don't know who nailed the coffin crookedly with a hammer, and it just happened to hit his hand.

"Ouch, fuck me!"

The nail hurt when it hit his hand, and Cuong's miserable cry was particularly loud.

On the other side, Captain Cao, the captain of Renjia Town, was still inviting the mayor of the town, "Mayor of the town, don't worry, I heard that Ren Fa's father has turned into a zombie, and I specially told my subordinates to nail the coffin, and when they nail the coffin, they will hit an extra row of coffin nails, even if they become zombies, they can't turn over!" ”

The mayor nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Captain Cao approvingly, "Very good, Ah Cao, I don't have to worry about your affairs." ”

Before the words fell, I heard Ah Qiang's scream, and I was directly frightened and trembled, thinking that Nintendo had cheated the corpse.

Captain Cao was also frightened, and his legs were weak and he knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "Third uncle! It's not that I'm going to nail your old man, I really don't blame me, you...... You...... You old man can go in peace......"

The children and grandchildren of the Ren family, who were crying around the side, ran fast, and they wished that their parents would give them two more legs.

Daddy wants it!

But the father who is dead and alive is unacceptable!

Ah Qiang was still screaming, and everyone soon discovered his true identity, and surrounded him with a shovel with an unkind face, Ah Qiang also knew that something was wrong, so he could only tremble and say, "Have you eaten?" ”

"Hit him!"

He didn't even need to shout, the shovel fell like raindrops, and Ah Qiang screamed.

The one who was beaten by the crowd was called a murderer, who let this bastard make them so frightened that they knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and some of their pants were wet.

The main thing is, what about the corpse of the ancestral Nintendo?

The mayor angrily smashed the ground with his cane, pointed at Captain Cao's nose and scolded him, "If you don't get your third uncle's body back, you don't want to be the captain, what kind of captain?" Go home and plant sweet potatoes for me! ”

Captain Cao nodded, he didn't dare to take a breath, and after the mayor left, he turned his head and looked at Ah Qiang who was pretending to be a corpse with an unkind face, and then looked at Ah Hao, who had received the money and had not run away, and showed a sneer.

"Pull it out, shoot it!"

Ma Madi, who was lying on the wall and peeking at him, was startled, although he liked to pit his apprentices, it didn't mean that he would watch his apprentices die.

He hurriedly reached out and took it out of his arms, took out a paper crane, shook his fingers, and the paper crane rushed to the sky.

"Lin Jiu, help!"