Wearing the school uniform, the young man walked out of the room, and there were three people sitting around a small table; a woman, a middle-aged man, and a little girl, the young man sat on the chair and picked up the steamed buns on the table and bit them a few times, the woman looked at the young man as if he was going to sleep, and said with a little anger: "Son, quickly wash your face and refresh yourself." ”

The boy smiled and shook his head, indicating that he didn't need to wash his face and refresh himself, and the woman sighed secretly and didn't say anything; breakfast time was short, and the boy went out to school after eating a steamed bun with a schoolbag on his back, and greeted acquaintances he met along the way, and people he didn't know were cold-eyed, and for some reason, he felt a conspiracy surrounding him when he was in class yesterday. I thought about whether I had offended others in the past few days, but no matter how I thought about it, I didn't find that I had offended others.

The autumn weather was slightly cool, and the yellowing leaves were floating in the air, and the boy stopped to look at the leaves blown by the wind, and his thoughts drifted away, and he couldn't help but accuse himself of wasting his time. When I entered the school, I don't know if it was the psychological effect or the weather, it seemed to be a little cold, and the boy rubbed his arms and still felt a little cold.

The boy put his schoolbag in a drawer, took out a Chinese language book and reviewed the ancient poems he had taught yesterday.

"You know what? It looks like we've changed class teachers. ”

"it, the old class is gone, how is the new head teacher?"

"Oh, I don't know, I just went to the toilet and passed by the principal's office and heard it....It seems that a new teacher has arrived. ”

"How's it going?"

The young man sighed in his heart, no matter how the teacher taught, he was a passer-by in his life, maybe a guest who had lived in his life for more than ten years, or a guest who had lived for a few months. His feelings yesterday seem to have grown, this new teacher with a conspiracy, he doesn't know who this conspiracy is aimed at, and recently, for some reason, something that the history teacher said appeared in his brain, it seems to be an emperor, and a man in sackcloth.

There was no teacher who came to the morning self-study, they were curious, and the class was always noisy, and suddenly the whole class knew that there was a new homeroom teacher. The first class is the class teacher's class, everyone is looking forward to waiting for the new class teacher, there is a sound of walking outside the door, the noisy classroom instantly quieted down, this reaction speed can be compared with the soldiers of the army; everyone's eyes are fixed on the front door of the classroom, and the next moment, a person wearing a teacher's uniform with his hair combed up and Xiang Yu appeared in front of everyone.

Xiang Yu stood on the podium, very cheerfully accepted the wolf-like eyes of those female classmates, waited for a few minutes, Xiang Yu picked up the chalk and wrote Xiang Yu two big characters on the blackboard, turned to face the more than 40 students in the audience, and said: "I am your new homeroom teacher, my name is written on the blackboard, and I teach history." ”

"So handsome!" was the psychological word of the female students, and as for the male students, they were extremely hostile to the new homeroom teacher.

"Uh....should I come in?" Lori's voice came from the door, everyone looked at the door, only to see a dragon robe with her hair pulled high, a live Lori Yingzheng made those Lori control people crazy all of a sudden, Xiang Yu glanced at Yingzheng and nodded. Ying Zheng came to the podium, the table was too high to make the students below unable to see the Lori in the dragon robe, Ying Zheng jumped lightly to the table, Ying Zheng, who was used to being watched by so many people, said very seriously: "I'm your new arrival....new arrival....political teacher, don't look at my young age, in fact, I can be your ancestor....hmm!"

I wanted to say that when your ancestors were covered by Xiang Yu with one hand, Xiang Yu said very calmly: "She just has dwarfism, she is 26 years old this year, and she graduated from Northern University like me." ”

You just got dwarfism! Your whole family got a dwarf certificate! Ying Zheng scolded in her heart, didn't she just answer truthfully, why did she do this to her.

That young man, that is, Liu Bang, was already looking at the two new teachers on the stage with black lines on his head at this time, and a feeling that the class was about to end climbed to the top of his heart. His hunch is really right, since the first day of the arrival of these two teachers, everyone was dumbfounded, this head teacher named Xiang Yu is simply familiar with the history of the Qin Dynasty He was born at that time, and this Yingzheng teacher who has dwarfism, teaching politics is completely distorting people's hearts and revenge on society, the important thing is that someone listens carefully!

After school that night, Liu Bang packed up his things and prepared to find these two teachers, he had to tell them that teachers are not casual; when he walked to the office and shouted a report, he pushed the door and entered, and as soon as he entered the office, he saw Ying Zheng who was sleeping and Xiang Yu who didn't know what to write. Liu Bang came to Xiang Yu's side and said, "Head teacher, I have something to say to you." ”

Xiang Yu didn't raise his head: "Say it." ”

"I listened to your lesson today, but it has nothing to do with the text, which is a waste of our time. Liu Bang replied truthfully.

The pen in Xiang Yu's hand stopped, Liu Bang looked at what Xiang Yu wrote curiously, and saw that the purpose of the book was a jade flute; Xiang Yu turned the chair in front of Liu Bang, Erlang's legs were cocked, and the index finger of his left hand pointed at the jade flute on the book, and said, "Have you seen this flute?"

Liu Bang looked at this flute a little familiar, but he couldn't remember it, so he had no choice but to say: "It feels familiar, but I haven't seen it." ”

Xiang Yu was silent for a moment, and told Liu Bang that he would teach well in the future, and let him leave, feeling that there was no one nearby, he woke up Ying Zheng; Ying Zheng looked at Xiang Yu with a pair of hazy eyes, looking at a pair of Lori who had just woken up, and the words that Xiang Yu wanted to say were stuck in his throat, Xiang Yu put his hands on Ying Zheng's head, and said, "Sleep." ”

Ying Zheng closed his eyes and continued to sleep, Xiang Yu leaned back in his chair, looking at the ceiling and not knowing what to remember.

However, the flowers on the other side of the bridge are so bright that anyone who sees them will stop and admire these flowers.

The man in armor stood in front of Meng Po, holding a sword in his hand and defeating the guards who were guarding here, the man's helmet fell to the ground, and the hair hidden in the helmet fell completely. But is that really the case?

Meng Po put her hands behind her back and said with a slight chin: "Xiang Yu, do you know that you have committed a great sin? This crime will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell and never be reincarnated." ”

Xiang Yu stood on the ground, knelt on his knees, and said, "Master Meng, please, let me reincarnate without erasing my memory." ”

Meng Po said without any pity in her eyes: "Every person who dies must drink Meng Po soup when he is reincarnated, and no one is no exception. ”

"I... I am willing to recall his memories and return to the underworld in a month, and I will not be reincarnated forever to worship Lord Meng Po!" Xiang Yu's beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and drop after drop fell to the ground across his face.

Meng Po's face moved, nodded and said: "This condition is good, go, don't look back after walking on the Nai He Bridge, and I have clothes in the house, you put them on." ”

Xiang Yu thanked Meng Po for going to the hut to change clothes, and Meng Po looked at the sword standing on the ground and was silent for a while.

In less than a stick of incense, a moving woman walked out of the room, a pink tight-fitting robe with sleeves and a top, a pink smoke gauze loose flower skirt underneath, a small lotus on the chest showed sharp corners, and the waist was tied into a big bow with gold silk soft cigarettes, and her sideburns hung low and obliquely inserted into the hairpin, showing a slender and heroic posture.

Everything is good, but her breasts are a little smaller, Meng Po said in her heart, but there was no expression on her face. Xiang Yu walked like a man without squinting and stepped on the Nai He Bridge, walking forward step by step, Meng Po looked at Xiang Yu's figure, until the red shadow disappeared, and then turned around to entertain the next fool who was going to be reincarnated.

Touching Ying Zheng's small head, his palm passing through his hair, Xiang Yu muttered: "Ah win, I will evoke your memory as soon as possible." ”

Liu Bang Aqiu, who was walking on the way home, touched the tip of his nose and wondered if he had a cold.

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