Chapter 94
Everyone looked at Chen Fan, who was riding a bicycle and carrying a big knife on his shoulder, roaring from a distance, and they were all dumbfounded.
Why is this second master riding a bicycle?
Shouldn't you ride a horse?!
"Huh?"
Chen Fan looked at the surprise in everyone's eyes, snorted coldly in his nose, and opened his eyes.
Everyone felt that a vast and burly statue of Guan Erye appeared in front of them, as if they were turning their heads to look at them, just a glance, they were scared and trembled, and desperately touched their necks with their hands, my head is still there, my head is still there!
"What era is it, I have to keep pace with the times, how can being a god be so old-fashioned?"
Chen Fanqiang held back a smile, the big knife in his hand was easily obtained from the Li family, after the old lady of the Li family recovered, Li Yifeng thanked him and took him and Uncle Jiu to the Li family's treasure house.
The rich man really knows how to play, there are all kinds of things, as well as precious medicinal materials, all kinds of weapons, as well as foreign guns, stockings and all kinds of foreign gadgets.
It is worthy of a rich man who has a husky at home!
Chen Fan picked a big knife in his hand, and before he looked at it for a while, he received a paper crane asking for help, so he ran over on a bicycle to save people.
Why not ride a motorcycle?
Because he is a minor, he has no driver's license, no helmet, and it is illegal to hit people on a motorcycle!
Well, in fact, Chen Fan doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, after all, the motorcycle of this year is still a relatively novel thing, it is the kind of three-wheeled, weird to drive, maybe the chain will be dropped halfway.
Riding a motorcycle is not as fragrant as your own driverless bicycle! (Imp: Scoop!) )
Chen Fan stretched out his right hand, and the Qinglong Yanyue Knife slammed into the ground, and the terrifying force shook the entire ground, making the people around him tremble.
He touched the non-existent beard with his hand again, pretending to be majestic, "I'll ask you to give someone face, and ask everyone to ...... something."
Before the words were finished, Captain Cao, the town mayor, and the clan elders knelt on the ground one after another, "Second Master Guan, please tell me if you have something, I'll listen to it on my knees!" ”
"I've heard about Nintendo, and I really don't blame them, it's a traitor who stole his body and harmed them."
"And Nintendo's corpse has been refined into a zombie by a traitor, but you don't have to be afraid, zombies are so evil, I have asked the Taoist master Ninth Uncle to come and subdue this zombie, you must treat each other well, don't snub him!"
After speaking, Chen Fan's eyes emitted a golden light, and the qi and blood god statue shrouded around his body turned into a red light, circling three times over the entire Renjia Town before leaving.
Even if the divine light left, the people around him didn't dare to take a breath, until Chen Fan looked around with confusion in his eyes and a puzzled expression, "Hey, didn't I sleep at home, how did I get here?" Ah, why do I still have a big knife in my hand! ”
He threw the knife on the ground in disgust, and the mayor who was kneeling beside him flew over and picked up the big knife, "Ouch, my little fairy grandfather, this is a magic knife, you can't throw it, you can't throw it." ”
The other clan elders broke their thighs, the old thing of the mayor is really slippery, and the reaction is really fast, and he even touched the fairy thing, and he will brag to his children and grandchildren in the future, and he also has a capital to brag about.
Wow, I think back then, your grandfather and I touched the fairy's big sword, which fairy? Have you ever seen Guan Erye riding a bicycle?
These clan elders were not slow to react, and shouted at Captain Cao, "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and release people, do you still want to do it, don't you want to do it?" Go home and plant sweet potatoes! ”
Captain Cao was panicked, feeling as if he was playing a big deal, the clan elder's anger was forgotten, and the worst thing was that he seemed to have provoked someone who was really capable, and the other side invited all the immortals down.
His whole face turned bitter, why bother, you can say good things to me, just bribe and bribe two oceans, why bother to invite the gods to come down? Oh my god!
He trotted all the way, put down the three masters and apprentices of Ma Ma Di, and invited them to the house, where they were entertained with good wine, tea, and meat.
Chen Fan looked at the people around him and cleared his throat, "I don't know what happened, but I also understand what everyone means, it was the second master who got on me and asked my master to subdue the zombies in Renjia Town?" ”
The crowd nodded.
"It seems that Second Master Guan still has some vision, who is my master Lin Jiu? That's a well-known real person in the provincial city, to put it mildly, the provincial city can be ranked first! ”
Everyone nodded hurriedly, Guan Erye went down to testify, so can it be fake?
"You prepare some gongs and drums, and it's best to prepare some lion and dragon dances, go to the town to prepare, and after a while, my master will come, and you will keep praising him, my master's ears are the softest, as soon as he loosens his mouth, maybe he will help you subdue the zombies, and save you from being frightened, and make Renjia Town restless!"
"It's extreme, it's extreme! The little fairy grandpa is right! ”
Everyone hurriedly agreed, and hurriedly arranged the matter, pulled out all the things used in the weekday sacrifices, played the lion and dragon dance, and there were flower boats, how to celebrate and how to come.
Just waiting for Uncle Nine to come!
Give him a big surprise!
And Uncle Nine was on his way by bicycle at this time, not because he didn't have enough money to show up, but because he ran into a guy who made him confused.
I saw that on the mountain road in front of me, a zombie was jumping and smashing on the tree, only to hear a snap, and the tree was smashed into two.
The zombie was unscathed, and after shaking in place for a while, it jumped straight into the distance, and with another bang, an unlucky tree was broken in two.
A large number of trees have fallen around the zombie, and the culprit is needless to say!
Uncle Jiu's eyes were straight, he looked up at the sky with a confused face, the scorching sun was in the sky, and the bright sun was very dazzling.
He was a little dazed, feeling his brain buzzing, and slapped his thigh with his hand, "Now zombies don't talk about martial arts?" Before, I wasn't afraid that the Dao Fa would fly, but now there is a person who is not afraid of the sun! ”
After being a Taoist priest for more than ten years, Uncle Nine has never felt so strange in this world.
The more he thought about it, the more strange it became, he rummaged through his magic weapon, found a bow and arrow, hid behind a tree with his waist bent, bent his bow and arrows, "Sneak attack!" ”
Listening to a whoosh, the arrow made of mahogany stuck in the butt of the Nintendo, Nintendo didn't even feel the slightest feeling, and continued to hit its own tree.
"Huh?"
Uncle Nine patted his face with his hand to confirm that he was not dreaming, the more he thought about it, the more strange it became, his fingers turned around his eyes, and two dark circles appeared under his eyes, and then he straightened his hands and jumped straight towards Nintendo.
The Nintendo looked at Uncle Nine who jumped over strangely, put his face in front of him and sniffed it, and the two 'zombies' opened their mouths to communicate.
Uncle Nine is worthy of being an old man, he will eat grave soil and talk nonsense, even this zombie will say, Nintendo was stunned when asked, and it took a long time for Uncle Nine to understand.
It turned out that a group of people grabbed Nintendo and stabbed him with some kind of needle, and then he became like this......
He wants to find a place to sleep now!
Uncle Nine looked stunned and poked ...... with a needle Could it be an evil cultivator?
Or is it a Western cult?
Uncle Nine didn't know how to break this evil method for a while, so he could only jump up and down behind Nintendo, ...... behind his back, "Sneak attack!" ”
Five array flags were planted on his back, and Nintendo was unscathed.
"Sneak attack!"
The Big Five Emperors copper coin was put into Nintendo's mouth, and it had no effect.
"Sneak attack!"
The yellow fu was all pasted on the head, but Nintendo still didn't react, and even the yellow fu was ripped off by Nintendo and eaten.
Uncle Nine scratched his head with his hand, it's really a tmd evil sect, people have the urge to urinate in such a hurry, and according to the habit, he found a stump to pee, and suddenly felt a cold back.
It's Nintendo lying on his back with his head on his head and looking at it, his little eyes are full of confusion, young, dude, why do you still pee on this zombie?