Chapter 96: A slap in the face may be late, but it will never be absent!

When Uncle Nine was worried that Nintendo's corpse would harm people, he hurried over, but found that there was a strange turmoil in the forest.

I saw a person with long hair in the same place, with his head down, unable to see clearly, holding something in his arms, something like a stake, shaking his body constantly.

Ah Hao and Ah Qiang kept writhing with the man, not only the two of them, but also all kinds of birds, snakes, rats, and some strange things around them.

It's like a hot dance......

Uncle Nine looked confused, always feeling that his cognition was always undergoing strange changes, and the little apprentice Chen Fan fell from the sky with surprise on his face, "Master, where have you been?" How did you get wet? ”

"Ahem! It's a bit hot......"

Uncle Nine doesn't want to say that he was chased by Nintendo and jumped into the river, how can such a shameful thing be said?

He casually opened the topic and turned his head to look left and right, "Have you seen Nintendo's corpse, I don't know who made that Nintendo a strange zombie!" ”

Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of Taoism, not afraid of copper money swords, and can still jump, what kind of evil zombie is this?

Chen Fan's eyes purred, and his eyes skimmed to the crazy dancing Gao Yuanli, Nintendo Ren didn't care, why was it Gao Yuanli loaded in his body, it was a bug-level ability.

Demons Dance!

As long as the BG gets up, force the people around you to fall into a hot dance.

It's a teamfight stunt!

Just imagine, one day when I encountered a siege by all the ghosts, I directly let Gao gradually leave the one, and the ghosts stood directly in place and danced awkwardly, and it is estimated that the boss on the opposite side is stupid.

How can such a good hero be returned to the Ren family and buried in the soil to eat ashes?

Seeing that Chen Fan didn't speak, and glanced at the strange figure, Uncle Nine was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't cry or laugh a little, "You took the ancestors, what do you pay for others?" ”

Chen Fan was cheeky and flattered, "Master, anyway, Nintendo has become a zombie, it is impossible to return to its original appearance, and the best outcome is to be burned, so it is better to use it for me......"

"Even if it is burned to ashes, it is the ancestor of the family!"

Uncle Nine shook his head, glanced at the crazy swaying Nintendo, and was still a little surprised in his heart, this seems to be a new kind of supernatural power, this is just that this supernatural power is a little weird, let people dance together?

Wiping the ass for the apprentice and dealing with troublesome things has always been what Uncle Jiu does most often, and Wen Caiqiusheng has done a lot of troublesome things, and he has never been angry, let alone the little apprentice he values the most.

He pondered for a while, "Let's keep this matter a secret, and after I go down the mountain, I will go to the Ren family to apologize, and then take some favors to go in and compensate the family." ”

"Master is the best!"

"Humph!" Uncle Nine snorted arrogantly, "There is no apprentice who is worry-free......"

Everyone went down the mountain, looked at Ah Hao and Ah Qiang, who were brought back by Chen Fan one by one, and silently turned their eyes to the side, although he didn't go, didn't see the scene, but also knew that his two apprentices had lost people.

Alas, this is not my apprentice!

There are no such apprentices!

Originally, Uncle Nine wanted to apologize to the Ren family, but he was surrounded by a large group of people in the middle, and the dragon and lion dances were not lively when they played with the flower boat, coupled with a series of boasts, which made him a little confused.

When he knew that this was the ghost idea of the little apprentice Chen Fan, Uncle Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, and found the person in charge of this group of people, that is, the mayor of Renjia Town.

"Alas, it's all my fault for this, Nintendo Ren turned into a zombie, I didn't keep my hand, and accidentally beat him to ......"

Uncle Nine had an apologetic look on his face, but the people around him slapped happily, and cheers came.

They don't care if there are still bones in Nintendo, as long as the Nintendo zombie goes out and doesn't come to make trouble for them!

Even Nintendo's descendants couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, not to mention anything else, as Nintendo's direct relatives, they are the first ones to suck, can they not be afraid?

I don't know if it was Nintendo's sons who came out, holding Uncle Nine's hand tightly with both hands, with tears in his eyes, "This matter is thanks to Uncle Nine, although my father." (This chapter is not finished!) )

Chapter 96: A slap in the face may be late, but it will never be absent!

It's gone, but the mat still has to be eaten! ”

He waved his hand and shouted around, "Thank you to the Taoist family for the help of Uncle Nine, so that my father did not commit a big sin, the villagers who were harmed today are worried, and they will go to my house at noon to eat to make amends for everyone's sins, and the consumption of the whole audience is mine!" ”

Everyone cheered, now it is not as tense as the neighborhood relationship in the future, like this kind of lively things such as eating and feasting, basically dragging the family to join in the fun.

Don't want anything else, as long as people come~

Uncle Nine was coerced by the crowd to go to the banquet, Chen Fan didn't expect this matter to be so easy to solve, he shook his shoulders and followed behind.

The Ren family is worthy of being a rich and noble family, the courtyard is particularly large, and even the front yard with the middle courtyard has set up forty tables, which is very lively, and the voice of speech is like a boil. Initial Update@

Uncle Nine and Chen Fan were arranged at the upper table, and there were a bunch of old men sitting around them, respectfully adding vegetables to Uncle Nine, which made Uncle Nine a little panicked.

He didn't know what Chen Fan had done, and the group of people he provoked had such a respectful attitude towards him?

With this attitude, is it possible that the gods have descended to earth?

While eating, the mayor suddenly looked at Uncle Nine, "Uncle Nine, in fact, I have something I want to ask you." ”

"Just open your mouth!"

Uncle Nine originally wanted to compensate the Ren family, but he happened to meet the mayor of the town, so he naturally loved it the most and returned the favor.

"My other nephew, Ren Fa, wrote to me before, saying that his father had become a zombie and had caused bad feng shui in the family, not only did he almost cut off his children and grandchildren, but even the family's business lost money year after year......"

The mayor of the town expressed his worries, "Now that my third brother Nintendo has become a zombie, although it has been eliminated, I am still afraid, I don't ask him to bless us underground, I am afraid that he will affect the feng shui of my Ren family......"

It's not that people go to tea and say cool things, it's really a little scared, after all, now the Ren family belongs to a big family, and there are many children and grandchildren below, in case the business is affected, what will the huge Ren family do?

Are they all going to drink the Northwest Wind?

Hearing this, everyone looked at Uncle Jiu in unison, after all, zombies are not only the horror of life, but also the fear of the unknown.

I am afraid that this dirty thing will have a bad impact, and people will always add too many conjectures to unknown things.

And in this regard, Uncle Nine is professional.

In the face of everyone's worries, Uncle Nine smiled, "Zombies will not affect feng shui, you can rest assured, Ren Fa is because he took other people's feng shui land and suffered retribution, I don't believe you put the fast son into the bowl, if it can fall, then it proves that feng shui is no problem!" ”

Hearing Uncle Nine say this, the mayor of the town immediately breathed a sigh of relief, it was good that it didn't matter, but the next moment his eyes were dull.

I saw another person on the table putting the fast son in the bowl, the bowl was filled with tea, and the fast son was spinning there, but it couldn't fall!

The man's face turned pale, and the faces of the people at the table turned ugly.

Immediately after that, another person tried to erect the fast son, and the fast son kept swaying and couldn't fall!

Uncle Nine smiled embarrassedly, just now he swore that the Ren family's feng shui was fine, "Okay, now there is a problem!" ”

A slap in the face may be late, but it's never absent.

Chapter 96: A slap in the face may be late, but it will never be absent!