Chapter 98: I Have a Friend...... Bah......

When Uncle Nine was looking at the feng shui below on the mountain, a group of people came over in the distance, and the leader was an old man, and before he approached, the mayor interjected next to him, "This is the village chief of that village!" ”

He is in charge of Renjia Town, as well as several small villages nearby, and has been in charge of it for decades, so he knows the situation here quite well.

The village chief walked over with a group of people, and when he saw the town mayor at this time, he obviously looked a little stunned, with a little flattery on his face, there is an old saying that the county official is better than taking care of it now!

He glanced at the ninth uncle in a Taoist robe, with a little vigilance in his eyes, "Mayor Town, this is not a festival, and it is not a death day, you brought this master here for ......"

In the village, land, water, and cemeteries are often contested, and the town mayor took Uncle Nine to see feng shui, which made the people in the village a little nervous.

Chen Fan, who was originally looking at the feng shui in the distance, turned his head and watched silently, preventing them from making a move.

It's not like the peace between the villages in the future, at most it's a fight between threes and twos, if it really starts, it's the real work of the real guy!

They are not here to grab the feng shui land today, but to communicate about the feng shui problem, the mayor stretched out his hand and pointed to the ninth uncle, "This is a real Taoist in the provincial capital, a feng shui technique is amazing in the provincial capital, my Ren family has a feng shui problem, and I specially spent a lot of money to invite this Taoist chief to come and have a look." ”

"The Taoist chief praised the feng shui of your village, saying that your village is surrounded by mountains, the left side of the gold plate Xianrui, the right side of the water leakage hall, the front of the Huating Heyu, the back is also a good feng shui, it is an excellent place to live for both the wealth and the wealth......

When the village chief heard the mayor say this, he had a smug look on his face, and nodded at Uncle Jiu again and again, "You have the ability, you really have the ability!" ”

They have lived in this village for generations, there are no major disasters, there are no major disasters, there are mountains and rivers, farming is also a good place, and every family has added to the wealth, isn't it good feng shui?

The village chief was proud, but he didn't know that the town mayor's words had changed, "Alas, it's just that this feng shui takes turns, I'm afraid there is something wrong with the feng shui in your village, or it won't be long before a catastrophe comes, and the whole village is restless!" ”

This technique is a classic charlatan, first boasting and then scarering, although the routine is very old, but it is still very useful.

After all, it's about themselves, who would turn a blind eye and not care?

I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if!

The old village chief's expression changed suddenly, just because there were indeed some problems in the village recently, first there was chicken plague, and then the pigs raised in the village were sick, and even the birds in the mountains were much less.

Originally, he thought it was autumn and the weather was getting cooler.

Now that the mayor mentioned this, the old village chief was suddenly a little frightened, this is really accurate, nine times out of ten it is a problem with feng shui.

He hurriedly laughed and apologized to Uncle Jiu, "Dao Chief, you want to save our village......

"Let's go to another hill first!"

Uncle Nine pondered for a moment, "Feng Shui, Feng Shui, there is wind and water, there is no problem with the land here, the wind is circulating, it should be the water that has a problem." ”

The old village chief didn't have the slightest opinion, so he nodded hurriedly, wanting to take everyone directly to the water source in their village.

And the mayor of the town did not follow, first, it was not their Ren family's ancestral tomb that had a problem, or the next village, as long as it was solved, their feng shui problem would naturally be solved. @精华\/Shuge*First update~~

Second, the elders and clan elders are a little old, and climbing a mountain is already very difficult, and it is really tiring to take a mountain.

Everyone walked towards another mountain, Chen Fan looked into the distance, condescendingly, the small mountain village under the mountain was unobstructed, he looked at the familiar building and pretended to be surprised, "Hey, old village chief, I didn't expect that there is also a church in your village!" ”

The old village chief nodded, "Yes, it was a long time ago, those foreigners came to build a house and spent a lot of money to buy land, saying that we should believe that...... God, just believe in Him and send us eggs......"

He had a smug look on his face, "I go once a week, I can send three eggs, and my three children grew up by eating them, and they raised white and chubby ......"

"Our village all believe in God, anyway, we believe in so many gods and Buddhas. (This chapter is not finished!) )

Chapter 98: I Have a Friend...... Bah......

Not to be worse than him, believe that he can still get eggs......"

This is a routine that is very common in later generations, but in this era, it is a big killing, and Chen Fan's expression collapsed when he looked at his master Ninth Uncle.

Faith crushed by an egg......

"That foreigner's stuff doesn't work!" Uncle Nine couldn't help but argue for a few sentences, "I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan, and my ancestor of Maoshan is in charge of things, and if you want to get rid of demons, you can do it much more than that, there are people in the sky or underground!" ”

"Oh?" The old man was stunned for a moment, "What does the Taoist mean is that we worship the ancestor of Maoshan, and Maoshan will send us two eggs?" ”

The people around the old village chief lit up their eyes excitedly, after all, the church gave out eggs in the past, and the church had long been dilapidated, if Maoshan was willing to give out eggs, they would not hesitate to worship the Maoshan immortals.

If you worship every day, you can get two eggs by burning incense, which is more raw than a hen!

Uncle Nine opened his mouth and couldn't speak for a long time, is this a matter of two eggs?

Seeing that Uncle Nine didn't reply, the old village chief looked disgusted, "It turns out that it is useless again, and there is nothing to worship ......"

Chen Fan couldn't help but interject, "Of course there is!" Maoshan is powerful, there is an ancestral secret recipe, my uncle is ninety-six years old, that is called a strong body, and he can marry a wife! ”

These words made the eyes of the people around them light up, and they all tugged on Uncle Jiu's sleeve and whispered, "Uncle Jiu, I have a friend who really needs this secret recipe......"

Uncle Nine: ......

"Ahem! Everyone is sensible, it's all nonsense from this little guy, how can Maoshan have such a secret recipe? ”

Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, and he said seriously, "Think about it, how can an immortal who can't even afford an egg be useful, Maoshan is fake!" ”

Everyone thought about it, and there was a look of disappointment on their faces.

Immediately after that, they heard a loud noise, which frightened them one after another, only to see Chen Fan happily jumping out of the woods on the side, carrying a second senior brother of three or four hundred catties on his shoulder, "Master, I caught a second senior brother, so fat~~"

Everyone looked at the huge boar and fell silent.

This Maoshan technique...... Fake?. Initial Update@

Chapter 98: I Have a Friend...... Bah......