Chapter 113: Zombies: Don't talk about martial arts, come to deceive!

As soon as Simu heard that Xie Xiaowei needed zombie teeth, he suddenly had a ghost idea in his mind.

That is to let Chen Fan smear zombie oil on his body, hold his breath, pretend to be a zombie, and then trick a female zombie into the corner with his beauty.

Then the three of them climbed over the wall, fell from the sky, and caught the female zombie to do whatever they wanted, doesn't this zombie have teeth?

After solving Xie Xiaowei, as well as Xie Xiaowei and his master's blood curse, we will consider solving the zombie problem in Tengteng Town.

At that time, there will be more Xie Xiaowei and his master's two helpers on their side, wouldn't the odds be one more point!

Hearing the idea of the four eyes, Chen Fan shouted in his heart, hurry up and call the police, Uncle Simu is playing fairy jumping, zombies also have human rights, okay?

After everyone discussed it, they found that the idea of the four purposes was really good.

Among all the people, the best candidate is Chen Fan.

Just because he is a martial artist, as long as he reins in his qi and blood, he will not be seen by zombies.

And he can do half an hour without breathing, and he will not leak his popularity.

The most important thing is Chen Fannen!

This little face, this figure, go in and seduce a female zombie, isn't that easy to catch?

Even if the car overturned, with Chen Fan's skills, he directly stepped on his left foot and right foot, jumped into the air and ran away, the zombie could only stare dryly, calling it unscientific!

"I refuse!"

Covered in zombie oil, it smells so bad......

Chen Fan had a hundred resistances on his face~

"I agree!"

"I agree!"

With four eyes on his hips, he looked at Chen Fan with a slight meaning, "It's two to one now!" ”

Chen Fan suddenly looked at Uncle Nine pitifully, and Uncle Nine coughed dryly, "Actually, you don't need to apply zombie oil, as long as you don't breathe, and I can give you a big baby......"

As he spoke, he took out a book from his chest and put it on Chen Fan's hand, with a few words written on it.

Zombie Quotes!

Uncle Nine patted Chen Fan on the shoulder, "When a zombie asks you why you smell weird, you will say that you haven't taken a bath for several years, and zombies have a low IQ and won't be suspicious." ”

Chen Fan: Hehe~~

"Brother Fan!"

Xie Xiaowei secretly leaned into Chen Fan's ear, cheekily called Brother Fan, and quietly gestured, "If Brother Fan helps me get zombie teeth, he must be the benefactor of my Purity Sect, and he must have a generous gift." ”

"Oh? What to give? ”

"Good stuff!"

"What's good?"

"Well, that's it, something like scrambled eggs with leeks, mutton wow, wolfberry soup, bullwhip......"

Xie Xiaowei couldn't say it for a long time, after all, Chen Fan looked young, and he had a sense of guilt that the big brother next door took the little brother badly.

But apart from this thing, he has nothing to handle, he can't use this lollipop to coax Chen Fan, right?

Ah, little brother, you go in and steal the zombie teeth, and I invite you to eat a lollipop......

The consequence of that is probably a slap in the face!

Hearing what Xie Xiaowei said, Chen Fan showed a meaningful expression and patted Xie Xiaowei's back with his hand, "Needless to say, from today onwards, you will be my own brother, your life is my life, I will go!" ”

As he spoke, Chen Fan walked towards the Tengteng Town quickly, he took a breath, and with a light touch of his toes, he turned into the town.

At this time, the town was empty, as Uncle Nine said, now is the time of the great sun, and this group of zombies are hiding.

This group of zombies had no heartbeat, no breathing, no heat, and it took Chen Fan a lot of effort to find them.

It turned out that this group of zombies were lying in the coffin in the ancestral hall, and it should be that the group of horse bandits killed and injured many people after they robbed the town.

In order to bury them, the people of the town specially built a coffin and placed the coffin in the ancestral shrine, but they did not let the corpses become corpses, and frightened them into scattering and fleeing.

And the coffin has become a habitat for zombies, and once the coffin lid is closed, the sunlight will not shine in.

Chen Fan quietly landed on the top of the coffin lid, then turned over and landed on the ground, and quietly opened a coffin lid.

According to Uncle Nine's advice, the more powerful the zombie, the longer the zombie's teeth, and the better the effect.

Just like the snake, its own poison is very poisonous, so it has evolved to restrain the snake's venom and prevent itself from poisoning its own organs.

"It's about that long......

Xie Xiaowei and Xie Xiaowei's master were both under the blood curse, and Xie Xiaowei's master was under the curse for a longer time, if it weren't for his master's profundity, it is estimated that he would have died long ago.

So it takes more to treat the zombie teeth of the two of them, almost the zombie tooth as long as the finger in the middle between the five fingers.

Chen Fan gestured his middle finger at the zombie, and the zombie lying in the coffin instantly opened his eyes, and the air instantly fell silent.

#¥%%%#¥# (Zombie Language: What are you doing?) )”

Chen Fan had already flipped through the Zombie Language Encyclopedia before he came, and with his ability to never forget, he had already memorized it, so he could barely understand what the other party said.

He was serious nonsense, "I want you to see, do my fingers grow?" Isn't it good-looking? ”

Zombie: "Why didn't I smell the same kind from you?" ”

"Because I haven't taken a shower in years, it smells bad!"

When the zombie heard this, he immediately covered his nose with his hand and looked disgusted.

Chen Fan's head was full of black lines, and he closed the coffin directly, grandma's has become a zombie that is not black and dirty, and you still dislike me?

The teacher was unfavorable, Chen Fan continued to flip the coffin lid depressedly, it turned out that his luck today was indeed a little bad.

I rummaged through several coffins in a row, and the zombie teeth inside were not long enough.

When I turned to the fifth or sixth, I suddenly turned to a female zombie, the female zombie was wearing a strange costume, and she had jewelry on her head, and when she saw someone turning over the coffin lid, she opened her eyes violently.

After staring at Chen Fan for two seconds, the female zombie showed a strange expression, an extremely evil smile.

The female zombie stretched out her fingers, and the palm was so long!

She also kept shaking her fingers, crossed together, Chen Fan recalled the zombie quotations, and immediately found an explanation, when the zombie sees a satisfied zombie, it will have a strange exchange, simply put, Wang Ba fell in love with the mung bean and looked at the right eye.

Want to have a deeper conversation!

Chen Fan showed a meaningful smile and hooked his finger at the female zombie, and the female zombie suddenly showed a look of disdain on her face.

Just because Chen Fan's fingernails are too short, among the zombie clan, the longer the fingernails and the longer the teeth, which means that the more status, the more powerful, and the ability to rule over low-level zombies.

This is equivalent to a family of people who have cars, houses and money among the human race.

Chen Fan's heart moved, his fingernails moved, and instantly turned black and long, so long!

The female zombie's eyes bulged, and she sat up straight in an instant, ignoring the rising sun outside, and jumped out with Chen Fan little by little.

After a while, they came to the corner of the alley, and there was no one around.

Chen Fan turned around and beat the female zombie violently, and the zombie screamed, and it took a while to run away with the zombie tooth satisfied.

Only the female zombie was left holding her head aggrievedly and screaming.

"#%#%#¥¥ (Zombie language: liar, come to deceive!) )”

PS: Four thousand six hundred words today.