Chapter 587: Haircut

Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to continue.

The first part of "The Three-Body Problem" itself can be said to be a science fiction suspense.

The previous story is constantly laying out the suspense, what scientific high-level suicide, physics does not exist, and then the existence of human beings is just accidental, and now the accident is over and so on is all suspense.

Professor Zhang is now hung up and wants to hear the follow-up. How.

When talking about bangs, Jiang Yang suddenly remembered that his alma mater and the Conservatory of Music were across the street, and the ugly bangs hairstyle he had cut at the beginning was cut on this street, and the barber uncle got a haircut there every day.

He glanced at the two uncles: "Let's go get a haircut!" Professor Zhang: ·····

Where does this begin?

Jiang Yang stood up, "I'm in for a treat." ”

When the haircut failed, although Jiang Yang's five yuan didn't require any bicycles, but the top was so ugly and bangs, the barber uncle must have to give an explanation. The barber uncle said that Jiang Yang could go to him for a free haircut.

However.

Li Qingning was really afraid of the ugly bangs that the barber uncle left for Jiang Yang, and he didn't let Jiang Yang go there for a haircut. There is also the fact that after graduating from university, Jiang Yang rarely came here because of his work and residence.

I didn't use this offer a few times.

Now that this stubble is mentioned, you have to organize a group to go to the uncle for a haircut. Professor Zhang: "Forget it. ”

If Jiang Yang wants to go for a haircut, they can go with them, chatting while walking around, and forming a group haircut, the barber still thinks they are the ones who take advantage.

"Go ahead."

Jiang Yang felt that Lao Feng Tou had invited wine, and Professor Zhang had cooked food, so he had to ask for something. What's more, this preferential policy was exchanged for Jiang Yang's ugly bangs for half a month. As soon as Jiang Yang thought of the bangs, he felt that it was a pity that this discount would not be used more than a few times.

Old Feng Tou touched his hair, it was not short, since Jiang Yang insisted on having a treat, "Then let's go!" Professor Zhang stopped insisting.

Thereupon--

They got up, didn't pick up the scraps, and went straight out.

When passing by the door of Teacher Li Qingning's house, Jiang Yang also deliberately asked Lao Zhang and Lao Feng to slow down, so as not to be seen and heard by Li Qingning.

After leaving Mr. Li Qingning's house, Professor Zhang asked, "Aren't you afraid that the barber will give you another ugly cut?" "It's fine."

Jiang Yang did not leave bangs this time, but left an inch.

With this ordinary hairstyle, the uncle can still be caught, otherwise he would have been kicked out of that street a long time ago. After going downstairs.

Stop.

Old Feng Tou and Professor Zhang are both old, walking in an old manner, and the staggering steps like Jiang Yang's crab steps are still very compatible, and they are not happy or slow to walk to the street where the barber uncle is.

On the road. They continued to talk.

This time, he talked about why physics does not exist, what particles collide like billiard balls, but they go up to the sky and into the earth when they fight, breaking the understanding of scientists, saying that physics does not exist; Shooters and farmers and the like.

It whetted Professor Zhang's appetite.

Professor Zhang is now skeptical, "Is this really science fiction?" "It's too mysterious.

Plus a countdown on the retina -

No matter how you look at it, I think this is a supernatural, he has never heard of any technology, which can control the human retina plainly, and if you want this technology, you can play VR and other games directly with the naked eye.

He has seen a lot of science fiction that has turned into supernatural in the end. Professor Zhang thinks that Jiang Yang's story will not be this routine.

After getting Jiang Yang's affirmative nod, Professor Zhang wanted to see how Jiang Yang made it up. As for Old Feng Tou --

His amnesia came, "The idea of counting down numbers on the human retina is amazing, how did you come up with such a genius idea?" ”

Jiang Yang: "I copied it myself!" ”

Old Feng patted him on the shoulder, "Don't say that, I authorized it to you, it's not a copy, it's a tribute." Jiang Yang looked at Professor Zhang: "Does he really have amnesia?" ”

Professor Zhang: "There should be, right?" The neighbor told him.

Jiang Yang nodded: "Uncle, you owe Professor Zhang a hundred yuan and have never paid it back." Old Feng Tou: "Roll the calf!" ”

While they were talking, they came to the street where the haircut was. Uncle is still there! Right on the edge of the road, between two trees.

The barber set up a stool with a toolbox and cleaning tools next to it. Jiang Yang hurriedly beckoned the two of them to speed up their pace.

The barber is quite idle now, sitting on a stool and watching a short video, when he noticed someone approaching, he looked up - a "Yo! ”

The barber stood up.

He has a deep memory of Jiang Yang.

He remembered that a shy boy came to get a haircut at that time, and he was very careful when communicating, especially afraid of saying the wrong thing, and after saying a "differential broken cover", the uncle said that he had not heard it, and the boy rarely spoke, and began to communicate with gestures.

It's like an alien, and if you say more, you're going to expose yourself.

It was because of this miscommunication that the barber gave Jiang Yang a haircut that could be regarded as a stain on his career.

Of course. Blame him too.

I used to give my family some simple haircuts at home, and after retirement, I came out to get a haircut, and I also got a haircut for those who were old, most of them were very ordinary hairstyles, and I couldn't control Jiangyang's hairstyle aesthetics, so it was ugly after the haircut.

"Uncle, three heads, it's free." Jiang Yang approached and pointed to the two uncles behind him.

This posture, that tone, I don't know if I thought he was ordering food in the restaurant. The barber felt that it was too much for Jiang Yang to bring someone here.

His preferential policies are aimed at Jiang Yang alone.

Jiang Yang took out his mobile phone, opened his wife's circle of friends, and turned out that when he had that hairstyle, his wife wanted to take a commemorative photo, and also sent a photo to the circle of friends for the uncle to see, "Uncle, let's say it in good conscience, do you still think it's too much now?" "No is no--"

The barber said and glanced at the photos of the circle of friends, "Your request is not too much." ”

Jiang Yang saw that the barber uncle was so simple, he was like a bargain when buying vegetables, but hesitated. He was thinking, why not four people?

He earns five dollars to buy a serious bottle of Coke.

When the barber saw Jiang Yang hesitate, he knew what he was thinking, "Just three!" No more talking. "It's just a bottle of Coke money······ Okay. ”

Jiang Yang saw that the barber uncle was resolute and no longer insisted. Boy!

Old Feng Tou and Professor Zhang glanced at each other.

The barber may be because Jiang Yang said that one more person is the money for a bottle of Coke, and he will use Coke as a unit of money. The two of them knew that this kid really wanted to buy Coke to drink.

He also wants to make money! It's shameless.

Old Feng Tou looked at the students coming and going on the street, and approached Professor Zhang: "You shouldn't have agreed to come." "Huh?"

Professor Zhang: "Obviously you agreed!" "Really?"

Lao Fengtou: "I have amnesia, I can't remember clearly, don't lie to me." Professor Zhang: ···

Who are these people?

The barber picked up the tool: "Come, which of you will cut it first?"

Professor Zhang asked Lao Feng Tou to come first, and let him try the barber's skills first. If the handicraft is not good, then Jiang Yang will not have to pay attention to it, otherwise Jiang Yang will not be able to explain to Li Qingning if he goes back with an ugly hairstyle.

He still wants to listen to Jiang Yang's stories in the future.

Old Feng didn't think so much, and sat down on the chair, "Okay, then I'll come first." As for Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang -

There were two small Mazha next to the barber's toolbox, and the two sat down and continued to talk about the story: "Lao Wang asked the military to invite him over for a meeting, and talked to Ding Yi about why physics doesn't exist, and why many high-level scientific officials committed suicide because they didn't want to be turkey scientists, etc., after he returned home, his countdown was one of the things that appeared at this time—"

Professor Zhang understands now.

Jiang Yang's miracle of "floaters" just now, it turned out that Lao Wang was targeted, "Those scientists who committed suicide are probably also tortured crazy in this way." ”

Lao Fengtou, who was cutting his head: "Your floaters are absolutely amazing, how did you come up with it?" Jiang Yang and Professor Zhang looked at him together.

Old Feng: "I'm forgetful—"

The barber was surprised and asked Jiang Yang: "You made up this ghost story?" ”

He started listening to this half, and although he didn't know the previous story, he thought the ghost story was really well written. Special science.

Jiang Yang: "Science fiction, this is a science fiction story!" "There's a big difference between the two.

"Really?"

The barber was not very convinced.

Because the story told by Jiang Yang is similar to the plot of a ghost movie he just watched, in this ghost movie, the protagonist was driven crazy and committed suicide because he could see dirty things, which is similar to the protagonist Jiang Yang.

Seeing that none of them took his stubble, Lao Feng Tou hurriedly said, "It's really science fiction!" Xiao Jiang's episode was inspired by my floaters, and it was not a ghost story. ”

Old Feng Tou pointed to his eyes, which was the proud work of his eye disease. It's true!

Old Feng Tou originally thought that his floaters were quite annoying, but he couldn't get rid of them. Right now.

He suddenly gave others inspiration, and there was such a story about this floaters, so he felt bitterly that it was still a little interesting, at least not so bitter haha.

The barber nodded ignorantly.

Professor Zhang asked Jiang Yang to ignore them, and continued, since Lao Wang was targeted, the suspense that had been laid for so long should soon have an answer.

However, Jiang Yang is still full of suspense.

The boundaries of science told Lao Wang that his nanomaterial experiments had stopped, and the countdown was gone. Lao Wang stopped, it's really gone!

"Ho!"

The barber couldn't help but marvel when he heard it, this ghost story dared to be artificial in the end. is just like the routine of domestic horror films, in the end, it is definitely a man-made mess.

Jiang Yang didn't cut the barber's uncle's interruption, and continued: "Lao Wang is very angry, he thinks that they are all ghosts who are making trouble at the boundary of science, although he doesn't know what tricks these people use, but Lao Wang believes that it is not a miracle or a miracle, it must be able to be explained by science!" ”

At this time, the climax of so many suspenseful foreshadowings in front of me came!

The people at the boundaries of science definitely gave Lao Wang an even greater shock.

"She told Lao Wang that three days later, that is, on the 14th, from one o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the morning, the whole universe will shine for you!"

"Wow!"

The three masters came together to exclaim. It sounds romantic.

But the three masters listened to the story all the way, and as soon as this sentence came out, what they felt was that the unfathomable mysterious power was declaring majesty, and suddenly raised the dimension of the story, as if with them as the center, the world continued to shrink outward, and the entire earth, the entire solar system, and the entire galaxy became a point.

Outside of a point, there's something staring into, and the thought of it makes me feel creepy.

It's just that a few uncles haven't heard of the Cthulhu Mythos, otherwise they would have thought about it at this time. After all--

The whole universe flickered.

The barber man thought, "You ghost story, it's very atmospheric!" ”

Other people's ghost stories are an island, a house, and a village, and the ghost story of Jiangyang directly flickered in the universe. "Science fiction, this is science fiction!"

Jiang Yang emphasized again.

Professor Zhang didn't believe it: "Is your story really science fiction?" "He's never seen such supernatural and supernatural sci-fi!

"It's really sci-fi."

Jiang Yang told them not to worry and listen to him slowly. As soon as the words fell.

"Oops."

The barber man stopped, patronized and listened to the story, distracted, and made a gap in Lao Fengtou's hairstyle, "I'll fix it for you, and I'll fix it for you", the barber uncle said busily.

Jiang Yang: "Uncle, you can't do this craft." "Jiang Yang is really worried.

"Distracted, distracted."

The barber didn't blame him, "Your boy's story is mysterious and fascinating. "He's sorry for the story.

Jiang Yang: "That's right! ”

This is "The Three-Body Problem", it's not normal for the uncle to be distracted.

Fortunately, it was just a small gap, and the barber quickly repaired it.

But Professor Zhang didn't believe in his craft anymore, so he made a second haircut himself and tried again. Professor Zhang's hair is short, just trim it a little.

So--

Jiang Yang said that Lao Wang was hanging up the "Universe Flashing for You" phone, and remembered that the caller was playing a VR game, and the official website name of this game was very special, so Lao Wang remembered it.

"He got into the game—"

Jiang Yang stood up and sat on a chair, and Professor Zhang, who had trimmed his hair, sat on the maza. "-I met King Wen of Zhou of the Warring States in the game?"

Old Feng Tou: "What is it?" I'm forgetful, not dementia, don't fool me! Jiang Yang: "Listen—"

Call!

Just then, a strong wind rose.

Professor Zhang raised his head and saw that the clouds were gathering overhead unconsciously, "It's going to rain." "The barber uncle was busy giving Jiang Yang a haircut.

However--

Under the strong wind, the rain still came quickly, and the raindrops fell quickly. "Almost."

The barber's hand movement stopped after a little faster, and he stepped back and looked, "It's okay." He withdrew his hand and began to collect his things in a hurry.

Jiang Yang looked in the mirror and felt that it was almost there. A gust of wind blew, and the raindrops gradually became denser.

"That's it!"

Jiang Yang stood up, and the two uncles who were still waiting for him walked back quickly wearing the barber's haircut shawl. When they were on the road, considering that the two uncles were old, Jiang Yang gave them the shawl to keep them out of the rain.

Finally.

Soon after the rain picked up, they went upstairs.

Among the three people, only Jiang Yang had some wet clothes because he didn't have a shawl to protect him from the rain.

Some people died, but not completely......