"On August 31st, I was reprimanded by the professors for sleeping in, and they told me that you can't go on like this, or you'll be the second Fingal. Originally, I didn't think it was anything, but when I went to play with Lu Mingfei, I found Fingal watching a drama in the garbage heap in a pair of pants, and there was a Xiaoqiang next to him as a companion. ”

"At this moment, I understood, I had to change my way of life."

"The new month starts early."

"On September 1st, the weather was fine. I failed to get up, but fortunately, Brother Warm Heart brought me food at noon, so that I didn't starve to death in bed. Love you, brother. From this day forward, you are my half-brother. ”

"On September 2nd, the weather was cloudy. I failed to get up again, but unfortunately my brother had something to do at noon and didn't bring me food, so I lay down until the afternoon. But my brother brought me a KFC family bucket for dinner, woo woo, you are my god, brother. The chicken thighs are so delicious. ”

"On September 3rd, the weather was fine. Get up...... As if he had expected it, the principal sent a large group of people to bundle me up and send me to the classroom, and now I finally knew why the principal had zero absences from class. ”

"On September 4th, it was cloudy. I woke up early today because Chu Zihang received an order from the principal that he had to wake me up when he got up. Nima, I only found out today that Chu Daxia's wake-up time turned out to be six o'clock! ”

"Because of the reason of getting up early, I started to fight the king of fighters when I had nothing to do. After a dozen defeats, I turned on the bloodline to play with them in a fit of rage, and after winning dozens of games, I was matched with a player named Eri. ”

"That's right, it's the eternal pain in the heart of that dragon egg fan-Eri Uesugi."

"That's why I changed my name to Ultraman. As for why? Because Ultraman specializes in fighting small monsters. ”

"However, I was careless, I didn't flash, and I was beaten up by Eri for a day. I've made a note of this vendetta. ”

"On September 5th, the weather was fine. Internships were held very early at the Kassel Academy, and most of the students chose the Executive Department, while I chose the Equipment Department. On my first day in the ministry, I began to discuss the art of explosions with Minister Akadullah. ”

"When the minister heard this, he was shocked and said that I was not a thing in the pool."

"Akadulla took me to the core video of the Equipment Department - Mobile Suit Gundam 00."

"It's ridiculous, I'm a magical girl, how can I see something like Gundam."

"September 6th, Gundam Saigao!!"

"I was beaten by the little monster again today, and I wrote down this hatred."

"On September 7th, I started watching Mobile Suit Gundam SEED DESTINY. Today I was beaten by a little monster again, damnable, don't bully the poor boy! ”

"On September 8th, we started to see the Mobile New Century Gundam X. I didn't get beaten up today because I didn't play, hehe. ”

"On September 9th, watch Gundam."

"PS: Today I finally defeated the little monster, although I asked Norma to fight for me, but I'm Ultraman, isn't Ultraman what he is best at is that he can't beat people?"

"Is there a problem with that? Of course not. ”

"On September 10th, look at EVA. PS: Today is another day to beat up little monsters, Meizizi. ”

"On September 11, the armament department began to work on a new type of bomb, and something went wrong. The minister stepped forward to check, and then at this moment, the bomb exploded, but fortunately the minister was wearing an explosion-proof suit, otherwise he would have returned to the west. ”

"PS: By the way, when the minister walked out of the dust of the explosion unharmed, the deputy minister sighed unpleasantly, as if he was sorry for something."

"Because the explosion caused the fire, Fingal opened the market to bet on when the fire would be extinguished. I bought 10,000 US dollars to extinguish at five o'clock, PS: The fire happened at two o'clock. ”

"The strong men in the school engineering department are very powerful, and they will be extinguished at about three o'clock, so I threw a bomb directly at the rest of the equipment department, and the fire burned again."

"The school work department has started to extinguish the fire again, and it will be extinguished at about four o'clock."

"I threw another one, and finally managed to make it to five o'clock. I won $50,000, but I was invited to the office by the principal. ”

"On September 12th, Minister Akadulla didn't know what to smoke today, and actually said that he was a cannon, and we refused to accept it on the spot, and then a thrilling wild ball punch began."

"Haha, a bunch of waste, the winner is my magical girl Pink."

"But in the middle of the wild ball boxing, a female student came, and when she saw a group of naked men, I knew what to do."

"But it's a pity that I'm a step late, and in order to retaliate for me winning 50,000 US dollars yesterday, Fingal quickly uploaded pictures and videos, and I died again."

"However, all members of our Magical Girl Squad have increased the number of draws. At the same time, I activated an achievement called 'Left and Right Male' and wished for it once. ”

"On September 13th, the internship ended, and I beat up the little monster in the dormitory."

"On September 14th, beat up the little monsters."

"On September 15th, fight the little monsters."

"On September 16th, the little monster found out that I was cheating, and said in the chat channel that I was cheating and shameless. I said it was a plug-in from Hikari for me, and the little monster believed it. ”

"On September 17th, I lost to the little monster, and I asked Norma to find out that it turned out that the other party also used the plug-in Kaguya, or all the computing power to help Eri play the game. I wanted to call back on the spot, but Norma said I didn't have enough authority and that the principal already knew about it. ”

"On September 18th, Chen Mo, Chen Mo, you can't be so degenerate anymore, you want to dominate the existence of Kassel. Set a small goal first and become a Kassel leader. ”

"On September 19th, because I didn't have Norma's blessing, I was beaten by the little monster for a day today, which is not the main thing, the most important thing is that she actually mocked me after the war. Damn, don't bully the young poor (cross out), don't bully the middle-aged poor. ”

"On September 20th, today I plan to do a big thing, I took my senior brother to the equipment department to play wild ball boxing together, the drunk senior brother was a little wild, and he was going out without wearing underwear, but fortunately I stopped him."

"At the same time, today I posted the nude photos of my senior brother to the night watchman forum, with the following sentence: Truly, your president has become my shape."

"That's my revenge on the group of schoolgirls who buried me."

"On September 21, I was beaten by my senior brother in a bloody morning and was hospitalized."

"On September 22nd, Fingal appeared to have hemorrhoids and was hospitalized, right next door to me. He said it was inconvenient to apply the medicine and let me come. I agreed on the principle of helping each other as a companion. But when my hand was smeared with ointment on the hemorrhoids near Fingal's anus/door, the door opened, and outside the door were Lu Mingfei, Chu Zihang, Nuo Nuo, and Susie......"

"On September 23rd, as I expected, I died again, and it was rumored that I was fencing with Fingal!"

Lu Mingfei and others made a statement to clarify, saying that this was not a rumor. Nima, it looks like it's time to break the news. ”

"PS: I got a chance to draw a lottery, and now I have three draws and a prayer."

"On September 24th, I exposed Lu Mingfei's first kiss to a ladyboy, Lu Mingfei died, and all members added another lottery."

"On September 25th, I was discharged from the hospital, but it is said that Lu Mingfei became a frequent visitor to the psychology professor Masashi Toyama, and I felt deeply guilty and decided to fight poison with poison, and put a nude photo of Lu Mingfei running wild on the highway when he joined the student union on the night watchman forum (coded)."

"On September 26th, Lu Mingfei didn't go to Professor Masashi Toyama today, it seems that my method of fighting poison with poison has succeeded."

"PS: I spent a day in the principal's office today, because Lu Mingfei was looking for me with a knife outside."

"On September 27th, Lu Mingfei was still looking for me......"

"On September 28th, I was discovered by Lu Mingfei, if there is no follow-up, it means that I am dead......"

"On September 29th, Norma sent me a warning letter because of a long period of absenteeism, but I went to the principal, and the principal said that I should go on a mission and the warning letter would be offset when it was done. I agreed. ”

"On September 30th, looking back on the past nearly a month, I was very disappointed that I had achieved nothing but to beat up the little monsters."

"I felt like a piece of crap, so I decided to change myself starting next month."

"I've got to change my life."