158, Xiao Yan: I brought a scourge to the world
"In the ancient punishment of the Xia Gu clan, one of the four major capitals of the Black Oblivion Army."
As the whole body of the ancient punishment erupted with a terrifying fighting spirit, a full moon scimitar danced in his hand, ready to attack.
The next moment, Chen Mo pulled out a spear from under his skirt.
"Brother, times have changed!"
Chen Mo attached the diarrhea bullet that could not be captured, plus the effect of armor piercing and sure hit, the bullet pierced the chamber,
Peng!
The muzzle of the spear spewed out a tongue of fire, and the eyes of the ancient torturer were slightly condensed, obviously the bullet had been captured by himself, but there was no fluctuation, and he couldn't feel the presence of the bullet at all.
It's a phantom!
Gu Xing had already made a judgment in his heart, rushed forward head-on, and then ......
The bullet hit the forehead of the ancient punishment accurately, and the bullet exploded into a puddle of water in an instant, and the water attached to the forehead of the ancient punishment, and evaporated in the blink of an eye.
"Why a puddle of water?!" Xiao Yan was puzzled, "Even if it's a real bullet, it's impossible to hurt Douzun." ”
"Ah Yan, you are too young to know what a ghost Ah Mo was in his heyday."
Lu Mingfei's face was solemn, "If I guessed correctly, that ball of water definitely has an ulterior effect." ”
After speaking, Lu Mingfei sighed again, "Ah Yan, if you hadn't explained the other functions of magic that day, such a ghost beast Ah Mo would not have been born." ”
"Is it up to me?" Xiao Yan's eyes widened, the pot was not thrown like this.
A few seconds later.
"Gollum~~"
"Poof!
”
An earth-shattering fart erupted from behind the ancient torturer's buttocks, lifting the skirt into the air.
Before everyone could let out a mocking laugh, Gu Xing's legs trembled in the shape of an inner eight, his hands covering his stomach, and his upper body bent slightly.
"How...... How can it be! I'm ...... But Douzun, how could it be............ Lavatory! Where are the toilets! ”
The next moment, Chen Mo took out a mobile toilet from under his skirt in the blink of an eye and put it in front of Gu Xing.
"Thank you......"
Gu Xing thanked him, and rushed in without saying a word, and then everyone present could clearly hear the faint sound of squirting coming from inside.
"Brother Gu, do you admit defeat?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not well, can I wait until I'm done with the toilet?"
"If you say this, I'll tell you, you can't get out, the effect of the diarrhea bullet is to make people squat, and you have to squat in the pit for six hours before the effect can be lifted."
“…………”
"It's the bullet just now! It turned out to be you! "There was a sound of ancient torture anger coming from inside the toilet.
"That's right, it's me!"
Chen Mo smiled proudly: "Do you admit defeat or not?" Let me tell you, for Xiao Xun'er's sake, I can give you a chance to admit defeat. Don't forget, this toilet is provided by me. ”
"What? What do you mean? ”
"It means I can make the walls around me collapse, and in just a breath, you'll be faced with a live stream of the squatting pit. And I can also stream all over the world. ”
“…………”
After hearing this, everyone present couldn't help but have a black line on their faces, what the hell is this ability? It turned out that a Douzun's body was abnormal.
Think it's poisoning, but you're too inhumane to do it!
performed squatting in front of the audience, and broadcast it live all over the world, while pulling it for the people of the Douqi Continent to enjoy...... No matter what Gu Xing thinks, anyway, if they experience this kind of thing, they must definitely find a cemetery with good mountains and rivers and bury themselves.
"You...... You...... Vile! ”
"Hey, don't say that! The noble have the epitaph of the noble, and the meanful have the pass of the despicable. By the way, I added a catapult function to the toilet. ”
Everyone: "............"
Ancient Punishment: "............"
It's you, Mo.
Before Gu Xing could speak, he heard the roar of Gu Lie, the leader of the Gu Clan, "Admit defeat, we admit defeat!" ”
It's a small thing to lose, but it's a big thing to be embarrassed!
"Yao Lao!"
Yao Chen in front of the main hall waved his hand, and the entire single toilet flew up towards the main hall, and then was thrown into the main hall by Yao Lao, and there was no follow-up.
Gu Lie asked, "Medicine Sage, since we have surrendered, why don't we give the antidote to the torturers." ”
Everyone present heard Gu Lie's title, Medicine Saint! The medicine dust has broken through to the semi-saint level!
Yaochen arched his hand and said, "I'm sorry, Commander Gu Lie, we don't have an antidote. But don't worry, as long as Gu Xing squats in the toilet for six hours, the medicine will be cured. ”
"Is this medicine? Aren't you an eight-rank alchemist? Can't you solve it? ”
Yaochen said: "I'm ashamed to say that if I poison it, I still have two hands." But if I let a Douzun-level powerhouse strain, I really can't do it. ”
“…………”
At this time, Chen Mo interjected: "By the way, you are all powerhouses at the level of Dou Saint Dou Zun, you must have opened the valley, and there are no symptoms such as a sudden cold and fever." If anyone wants to reminisce, I have medicine here, you can buy it from me. ”
God fucking aftertaste? Does anyone really want to reminisce about this? Everyone was speechless.
Chen Mo continued: "It's okay if you don't want to reminisce, it's okay to buy some as a weapon." Just imagine, the two sides are on the verge of a big battle, and the other party suddenly has a stomachache and has to leave, otherwise it will be diluted on the spot. ”
Immediately, the eyes of everyone present lit up, which was feasible.
The corners of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched, and he hid his face and said, "Ah Mo's own strength leads the battle method of the fantasy world?" There's really no one left. ”
Xiao Yan hid his face and said, "I seem to have brought a great scourge to this world. ”
"I feel the same way!"
A few minutes later, after Chen Mo talked badly, and promised that any means would be used once, and if he used it the second time, he would lose.
That's when a ThunderClan's Douzun came up.
After that, this Douzun was stabbed through by Chen Mo's thousand-year-old killing move and lost his combat effectiveness.
“…………”
What a black means!
Half an hour later, another Soul Clan Douzun came to challenge.
was caught in the sack that Chen Mo didn't know where to take out, and then kicked down three ways and fainted.
“…………”
What a ruthless method!
An hour later, a Yan woman wearing a skirt went into battle.
was stolen by Chen Mo's skills, and stole his underwear and underwear, which caused him to be extremely cool underneath, and he lost his combat effectiveness in shame and anger, and regretted defeat.
“…………”
What a perverted means!
Three hours later, the Sect Master of the Heavenly Netherworld Sect was belatedly approached and challenged by the people of the Ancient Seven Clans.
It's a pity that Chen Mo was recruited by Chen Mo, and he felt the pain when giving birth, and he couldn't stand up because of the pain.
“…………”
Where the hell is this scourge, the Douqi Continent is dead.
Afterwards......
After that, no one came to challenge, Chen Mo relaxed the conditions, and said that he let you have one hand and two legs.
But it got everyone's unanimous eyes, as well as a sentence of "You can pull it down".
Many strong families spent some money to buy some laxatives and left.
They weren't sure if Chen Mo's tricks would have an effect on Dou Sheng, but when they saw that Dou Zun had no surprise and couldn't resist, they didn't dare to step forward to test it.
It's better to buy laxatives and try them.
If it was effective against Dou Sheng, then it would be absolutely impossible for them to defeat Chen Mo.
This also led to the fact that the next day, no one came to the square that was originally full, only a few fallen leaves.
Chen Mo hated iron and steel, and said: "This group of people is too psychologically fragile, they can't bear it, and they dare to covet the things of the Dou Emperor?" There is no spirit of 'Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now it is stepping forward from the beginning'. ”
"Pull it down! With your netherworld skill set, we all want to stay away from you! ”
Chen Mo: "............"