On the roof of the Kassel dormitory building, Chen Mo, Xia Mi, Hui Liyi, Lu Mingfei and Fingal gathered together.

They propped up a hot pot and barbecue grill, started a wild barbecue, and discussed how to take down the "treasure land" of Chu Zihang.

"So, how are you going to help me take down Senior Brother Chu?" Natsumi said as she ate a lamb skewer.

"Senior sister, don't worry."

Fingal took a pork knuckle and gnawed on it, made his mouth full of oil, and hummed: "The so-called love is just two people who look at each other and want to live with each other desperately for the rest of their lives." ”

Facing the cool breeze blowing in the distant sky, listening to Fingal's eloquent conversation, Lu Mingfei, who was drinking beer, would inexplicably remember his dream on the rooftop of his hometown - marrying Chen Wenwen.

At that time, he also made bold remarks, saying that Chen Wenwen would not marry in this life.

He thought that his life was a counterattack like the school girl falling in love with the declining boy, but unexpectedly, the reality gave him a big coercion and told him that the school flower belonged to the school grass.

That's right, what kind of grassroots counterattack is there, which protagonist has no background, and which protagonist is not handsome?

Oh, I feel like I'm the main character.

Sure enough, there is nothing about the abuse of the mainstream that is submissive to the protagonist's heart, fuck it!

"Senior sister, what do you think your advantage is?" Fingal sent out a soul torture.

Xia Mi didn't think about it, she immediately stood up and spun around in front of Fingal, Kassel's unique dark green school uniform skirt spun in the air, just revealing Xia Mi's white and slender thighs.

Chen Mo subconsciously said: "93 points!" ”

Lu Mingfei took two mouthfuls of his words, and then said, "98 points." ”

"Good legs...... Phew, perfect. ”

Fingal subconsciously exposed his LSP book, and then pretended to be a master, muttering and commenting: "Senior sister, although your appearance can be said to be one of the best in Kassel, a pair of beautiful legs can also fascinate all beings, but your chest is a little lacking." But don't be discouraged, you've got a 95 out of me. ”

Xia Mi immediately covered the hem of her skirt, stared at a pair of beautiful eyes, bared her little tiger teeth, and said fiercely: "This is not the most beautiful Miss audition scene!" You're commenting on a hammer! Also, why do I only have 93 points with you, Senior Brother Chen! ”

Lu Mingfei took the first step and said: "Because Ah Mo likes the royal sister, especially the kind of royal sister who is convex and backward and towering." Senior sister, you are too close to the people, and you like to complain, giving people the impression that it is the female version of me and Fingal, which is a minus. ”

"Wrong! What I like is not the high, convex and backward royal sister, I like to beat the high, convex and backward royal sisters, and look at their resentful but helpless looks. Chen Mo corrected very seriously.

What the fuck can a normal person come up with? Oh, he's Norton, the dragon king, and that's fine. Xia Mi complained slightly in her heart.

"Don't interrupt!"

Fingal coughed twice, as if he was a teacher, "So, junior sister, your path has been decided, take a cute and energetic style, and give Chu Daxia a lively and lovely impression." By the way, you can also change the name of Chu Zihang. ”

"Change to what?"

"Brother Chu, or Brother Hang."

“…………”

At this moment, not only Xia Mi, but even Eri Yi had goosebumps all over her body.

"What the hell is this animal called!" Xia Mi complained with a dark face.

"How is it called a ghost animal? At the beginning, our Guo Daxia Guo Jing lost himself in Brother Shengjing and was taken down by the eccentric Huang Rong. ”

In order to make his advice more convincing, Fingal even "cited scriptures".

"Wow, senior brother, you still watch "Shooting Withering", I thought I would only see the eighteen cooking methods of pork knuckle?"

"Hey, don't look at Senior Brother, I'm a lost dog now, and I used to be a romantic figure in the academy." Fingal said, "At that time, my motto in life was to read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. ”

“…………”

After speaking, Fingal sighed heavily, his eyes slightly showing a look of loss, and looked up at the starry sky.

"Hey, but life is so unsatisfactory, I have finally become the person I ever hated the most."

"Okay, okay, don't be emotional, our main problem today is Xia Mi's strategy plan, not your glorious life." Lu Mingfei interjected.

Then the sheep pretended to be a person who had come over, and coughed twice, "Ahem, Fingal's suggestion is to take the cute and lively and quirky route, which coincides with my thoughts, and I will add some details." ”

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"I think you must always show your charm, such as accidentally seeing your slender legs, or your delicate curves...... That's it. ”

"What do you mean? I also have ups and downs!! ”

Xia Mi patted his chest heavily, but only heard Bang Bang twice, which made the atmosphere fall silent suddenly.

“…………”

As an expert in the atmosphere, how could Chen Mo make Xia Mi embarrassed here? Immediately, he patted the wooden table where he was eating, and used the sound of slapping the wooden table to prove that Xia Mi was not a flat tablet.

Bang Bang!!

“…………”

But after Chen Mo finished filming, his voice was 99% similar to the sound of Xia Mi patting his chest, which made the atmosphere even more embarrassing.

When Xia Mi heard this voice, she had never felt that the sound of slapping the table was so harsh, and the action of slapping the table was so hateful.

She bared her teeth angrily, her pretty face was flushed, and her beautiful eyes glared at Chen Mo like a kitten, as if she would eat Chen Mo in the next moment.

"Ahem, everyone's voice is like this, you see I am."

Chen Mo immediately slapped it on his chest, and Bang Bang heard twice, which made Xia Mi's chest the same as his own.

Xia Mi was even more angry, and the golden boy like a flame was revealed because of anger.

"Hahaha, Eri is like this too, right, Eri Yi."

Chen Mo hurriedly asked Eri Yi to remedy it.

Eri knew that Xia Mi had hurt her self-esteem, and hurriedly said: "That's right, Xia Mi, everyone is like this, don't believe you look at me......"

Eri looked down at her ups and downs, and then at Natsumi's Ichima Hirakawa...... She immediately closed her mouth.

If this is said again, it is tantamount to giving a critical blow to the bloody Xia Mi, or the kind with broken armor.

However, silence is better than sound at this time.

Xia Miqi's eyes were red, if it weren't for the dignity of being a dragon king, and Norton, who was also a dragon king, she would definitely cry and roll on the ground!

"It doesn't matter!"

Chen Mo suddenly roared: "Xia Mi, a person can't just look at the outside, but also look at the inside, people who like the appearance are a group of laypeople, you have to understand this." Lu Mingfei said to show his charm, just an assistant, the most important thing for you is to let the senior brother see your inner beauty! Do you understand! ”

"Oh...... Oh. Xia Mi nodded ignorantly.

"Alright, that's all my suggestion, next."

At this time, Eri Yi stood up and said seriously: "Xia Mi, I'm ...... I don't have much experience in relationships, so I can't give you advice, but I want to give you one thing for you. ”

"What?"

"Don't be tsundere, tsundere has been a defeated dog since ancient times."

"No, who said that! The tiger in "Dragon and Tiger" wins. ”

Since ancient times, tsundere has been a defeated dog? She Xia Mi was the first to refuse.

"But most of the dramas are Qingmei who are invincible to the sky, and the main reason is tsundere."

"This ............"

Xia Mi suddenly had a toothache, which was true.

Although she is a heavenly attribute...... No, Natsumi found a blind spot.

I met Chu Zihang earlier than Susie, but I left halfway, which just fits the setting of childhood sweethearts in Japanese anime, not falling from the sky.

If you are arrogant...... Aome plus tsundere...... Unless it's the heroine, you can't win at all!