Wang also walked towards the stall, not to buy it, but to go to the place where he was going, and happened to pass by this stall. Diaphragm

However, just as he was about to walk by, the stall owner was wearing a pair of sunglasses from the Republic of China and stopped in front of him.

"This is Daoye's extraordinary face, but seeing that your dark circles are a little heavy, you must not be able to sleep well at night."

Chen Mo pushed his glasses and took out a box of sleeping pills directly from his crotch, "Dangdang, Dang!"

This is a fortified version of sleeping pills, once a day, one bag at a time, 45 degrees of warm water, and then evenly stirred for 30 seconds to have a comfortable sleep. Master Dao, seeing that you are my first customer and have a relationship with me, I will give you an eleven discount. ”

Eleven Fold.

Nima, I'm still upside down, the wolf of Wall Street will cry when he sees you.

"No ......"

"Don't need it? Look, I have something else here, do you want to buy some? "Ahh

Chen Mo turned his body sideways, and Wang also looked over, and immediately raised his eyebrows.

There is everything in it, there are books, mahogany swords, toy guns, potions, flashlights, wooden sticks, even electric batons, and the most ridiculous thing is that there is even a magic light stick!

"You're too, even if you have a flashlight, there's even a baton."

"Hey, you don't know about the customer." Chen Mo picked up the flashlight and said, "This is not an ordinary flashlight. ”

"What kind of flashlight is that?"

"It's a flashlight that only lights up in the sun."

Wang Ye was silent for a moment, "...... What if there is no sunlight? "Ahh

"Absolutely not."

Wang Ye turned his head and left, but was stopped by Chen Mo, "Don't don't, don't you like it?" Then look at this lightsaber. ”

Wang Ye turned his head and saw the electric baton in Chen Mo's hand, and immediately burst into a foul mouth, "Are you endless!" It's a fucking electric baton that everyone can tell, you tell me it's a lightsaber? Are you stupid for me! ”

"Don't believe it, I'll show you."

Chen Mo looked left and right, and immediately saw Zhang Lingyu, "Lingyu real person, come here, please have something to ask you." ”

Zhang Lingyu, who was talking to Zhuge Qing, heard someone shouting to him, and turned his head to look, it turned out to be Chen Mo.

"What, Lingyu Zhenren, know?" Diaphragm

"A very good opponent. Since the other party called me, I left first. ”

"No need, since it's a powerful person, I'll take a look, it looks like he's selling things, I'll go and enjoy my face."

"Mr. Chen, you're here too, I don't know what's the matter with calling Xiaodao over?" Zhang Lingyu walked over and introduced Chen Mo at the same time: "This is the descendant of the Wuhou faction, Mr. Zhuge Qing." ”

"King Wudang, I'm glad to be there." The king also bowed his hand.

"My name is Chen Mo, a savage."

Chen Mo said, and ...... the electric baton in his hand The lightsaber was stuffed into Zhang Lingyu, "Lingyu real person, please enter Qi into this." ”

"This ...... All right. "Ahh

Zhang Lingyu operated the Qi in his body, and immediately one end of the lightsaber began to bloom with brilliant light, and the light slowly condensed into a cylindrical shape, all the way up, and finally formed a black lightsaber, and the lightsaber also exuded a heavy, damp and cold aura around it.

"How about it, Daoist Wang, I didn't lie to you, this is really a lightsaber."

"Gotta gotcha, I believe your words, but what do I want a lightsaber for a Taoist priest?" Wang really didn't expect that this was actually a magic weapon for refining.

"Keep up with the times."

“…………”

These words directly silenced everyone.

Chen Mo saw that the king didn't like it either, so he immediately picked up a pair of gloves from the ground, "Okay, okay, I know that you Wudang likes to play Tai Chi, so you should like this pair of gloves." "Ahh

Wang also looked at the cheap white cotton gloves and asked, "Wouldn't this not be an ordinary cotton glove?" ”

"Hey, do you have sharp eyes?" Chen Mo pushed his sunglasses and said, "The cotton thread of this glove has been strongly drugged by me, as long as it touches the skin, it is the skin, and the other party will definitely get lost." At that time, victory in the battle will not be hand-to-hand. ”

Is it so yin?

Wang Ye was slightly embarrassed, he felt that if he dared to buy it, he would ruin Wudang's reputation, and he felt that he would have to be kicked to death by his master when he went back.

"No, no, no......" Wang also stammered in refusal.

Zhang Lingyu said seriously: "How can people of my generation do such a reluctant thing. ”

"Lingyu Zhenren's words are good, we are also famous children." Diaphragm

"Do you want to save face?"

No, we don't feel like you understand, the three of them said in unison.

Chen Mo picked up the black stockings on the ground and said, "This is the phaseless stockings, after wearing them, make sure that people can't see your original appearance, don't you believe it?!" ”

“…………”

Is that what we mean? Moreover, who wants to wear these stockings, and whoever wears them will die!

Wang Ye, Zhuge Qing and Zhang Lingyu all turned dark.

Zhang Lingyu avoided the matter from getting more and more complicated, "Mr. Chen, although Longhu Mountain does not have a rule that does not allow stalls, please also be more restrained, in case some magic weapons flow into the hands of the contestants, it will be unfair to others." "Ahh

"Since you think it's unfair, then you can buy it and use it, isn't it fair?"

“…………”

Why are your brain circuits so clear?

Just then, a customer came up and asked, "Does this potion have any effect?" ”

"Of course there is! This potion is a powerful laxative, colorless and tasteless, as long as you drink a little, you can make him feel a stomachache in a minute, and, at least sit on the toilet for three hours, otherwise he will not be able to get up at all. ”

“…………”

"Where's this stick?" Diaphragm

"This stick is the dog-beating stick of the Rehe Pole Gang, specializing in fighting mad dogs and vicious dogs."

Wang also thought about Chen Mo's outrageous extent, so he asked, "You can't only beat dogs with this stick, right?" ”

"That's true, but it's not that simple."

"What do you mean?"

"My stick hits other creatures, it doesn't hurt, it's the same for whoever hits it, but if it hits a dog, not only can it break the defense, but it is also a real injury, and there is a probability of a critical hit."

"Do you think this is an online game? There is also a chance of a critical hit. Wang also complained: "Moreover, it doesn't hurt to fight other creatures, it's useless!" ”

"How useless! This stick can not only distinguish mad dogs, vicious dogs, but most importantly, he can distinguish ...... Single dogs. "Ahh

“…………”

You're getting more and more ridiculous.

"If you don't believe me, try it."

"Forget it, I'll go first. Two, don't go over. It was the first time Wang had encountered such a salesperson.

"Wang Daochang, wait for us, let's go too, let's go together."

Zhuge Qing and Zhang Lingyu couldn't stand Chen Mo's outrageousness and hurriedly fled.

The rest of the people also dispersed in a hurry, mainly because they didn't believe any of the effects that Chen Mo said. Diaphragm

"Hey, damn, I died before I got out of school, and I didn't know how to use something so good." Chen Mo was indignant.

Lu Mingfei, who was sleeping on a recliner next to him, said: "Who believes in this thing? Chen Duo doesn't believe it, right, Chen Duo. ”

Chen Duo, who was playing games on the side, nodded, "Indeed, the degree of outrageousness is similar to Zhang Chulan's object." ”

Zhang Chulan, who had just come over, heard Chen Duo's complaint, "Hey, Chen Duo, what do you mean, why can't I, Zhang Chulan, have no object." ”

And Chen Mo stood up and said angrily: "Damn, I don't believe that this Luo Tian Dajiao is not mixed." I played in person, just to bring the goods! ”