397, thank you Brother Mo
"Hey, Chen Mo has another group of people on the other side, and the laxatives prepared are not enough, do you have any leftovers there?"
Xu San's call came in, and it seemed that the situation was out of their control.
"I told you a long time ago not to be careless, but you didn't listen."
"Now is not the time to talk about this." Xu San said: "The company will call you in the future, and ask if you have any laxatives, and ask for that kind of large smoke-like laxative." ”
It can be seen that there must be a lot of personnel, otherwise Xu San would not have used this kind of large laxative bomb that distinguishes between friend and foe.
"There is no need for a large laxative array, Lu Mingfei and I are in the war. At the same time, all of us have been sheltered by me, and the most injuries we receive are minor injuries, and there will be no casualties. ”
Xu San listened to Chen Mo's words, his brows furrowed, "This is ...... Is it free? ”
"Don't worry about it, it's not your turn to worry about it anyway. You tell your people, let them contain each other, and we will reap the battlefield. ”
The phone hung up, Chen Mo and Lu Mingfei glanced at each other, a large number of talismans appeared in their hands, and then rushed into the battlefield.
On Longhu Mountain, the people of the company and the Taoist priests of the Heavenly Master Mansion fought together against the people of the whole nature.
Quanxing is a bunch of outlaws, and the attack has never been light or heavy, if you are in a bad mood, it is possible to kill the killer.
No, a Heavenly Master's Mansion Taoist priest was slightly careless during the battle, and the golden light was chopped up, and when he saw that the knife was about to fall on his chest, a burst of intense golden light erupted from his body.
"I'll go, what kind of light is this!
”
People of all sexes can't help but close their eyes, and so do those around them.
After the light dissipated, the Taoist robe on the Taoist priest of the Heavenly Master's Mansion was gone, replaced by a bright pink cheongsam......
At this moment, everyone froze in place, staring at this Taoist priest with wide eyes in disbelief.
The pink cheongsam is attached to the body, and under the high slit are two muscular hairy legs.
When the Taoist priest saw himself like this, he wanted to die.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect the Taoist priest of the Heavenly Master's Mansion to be perverted!
! ”
"It's still women's clothes, it's so funny."
"The face of the Heavenly Master's Mansion has been lost by you. Let me eradicate the scourge for the Heavenly Master. ”
The man brandished his long knife, and the sharp blade made a sharp sound in the air and attacked the Taoist priest wearing a cheongsam.
The cheongsam Taoist priest was still in the situation of social death, and he didn't have time to react at all.
"Yunhe, be careful!"
After being reminded by the same door, Daoist Yunhe reacted, but the blade had already come to his eyes.
But the next moment something happened that stunned everyone.
I saw that Daoist Yunhe took the sharp white blade with his bare hands at a speed invisible to the naked eye.
Then, Daoist Yunhe immediately swung out a palm, and the air suddenly exploded like thunder, and the strong palm wind instantly knocked the whole person out several meters away, and finally knocked him unconscious on the hard wall.
"I'll go, Yunhe, you have at least twenty years of skill in this palm, how did you practice?"
Daoist Yunhe was also confused, "I just subconsciously waved a palm......"
At this time, Chen Mo's voice came from the sky above the Heavenly Master's Mansion of Dragon and Tiger Mountain.
"Inform your comrades who are fighting against the all-sex demons, please don't be afraid of getting hurt, you have been strengthened by me. Anyone who suffers more than minor damage will immediately transform, and after the transformation, their own strength will be greatly strengthened, and they will have absolute defense before dawn. ”
"However, power does not come without a price."
At this time, a rough voice was mixed in.
"Fuck, what's the matter with you letting Lao Tzu wear a little dress? Lao Tzu is a man. ”
“…………”
"You all heard it just now, the price is social death. But don't worry, this effect will only last until dawn. ”
"Fuck you, dawn? What about four hours? ”
Chen Mo roared angrily: "What the fuck are you yelling at, this dress helped you block the fatal injury!" Thank you, Brother Mo. ”
"The blow just now, Lao Tzu suffered multiple injuries, but what about wearing this clothes...... Straight to death! How to say! Still in front of good buddies! What to say! You might as well kill me! ”
As the saying goes, injuries are only temporary, but black history is for a lifetime.
Chen Mo pondered for a moment and said: "I have pasted this kind of talisman on all the people who fight against the whole sex, if your friends around you taunt you, then you will beat him, let him also trigger, and also wear a small skirt." Everyone dies in society, doesn't that mean that there is no social death! ”
"Do you hear you speak human language? You said...... It makes a fucking sense. ”
"Fuck it, old donkey, don't fucking come here! We're brothers! Ahhh
! ”
At this time, Daoist Yunhe's eyes bloomed, making several Taoist priests around him tremble.
"Yunhe, you can't do this, everyone is a senior brother."
"Yunhe, we didn't laugh at you, we were grieving for you."
Yunhe said expressionlessly, "Then what are you laughing at?" ”
“…… Ah......h We are adults and have already learned to hide our sadness with a smile. ”
“…………”
Good guys, you're the most outrageous.
"Senior Brother Yunhe, it's the right thing to do to eliminate demons."
Under the good talk of the senior brothers, Daoist Yunhe finally shifted his gaze from them to the enemy.
Afterwards, Chen Mo and Lu Mingfei stood on a high place, staring at the colorful lights that lit up one by one below, and Chen Mo admired his decision very much.
"Sure enough, this talisman is right, otherwise, how many casualties will there be?"
"You say a hammer! Even if you give me a whole mental hospital gown, I will admit it, what is a magical girl dress! I'm a big man in Shandong! ”
Below, the golden cockroach that calls itself the Great Han of Shandong roars angrily.
This person seems to be with Lu Linglong, the younger generation brought by Lu Jin, but it seems that he is the first of them to trigger the transformation.
At this time, Lu Linglong ran over and said to Chen Mo: "Chen Mo, it's not good, Lingyu Zhenren seems to have been entangled by all four madness. ”
"Where's your grandfather?" Chen Mo asked.
"My grandfather was with them, too." Lu Linglong said: "I'm not worried about my grandfather, it's just that Lingyu Zhenren seems to have been entangled by the bone scraper Xia He, is this okay?" ”
"No problem, my talisman is attached to everyone, and as long as it is injured more than a minor injury, it will automatically transform."
Lu Mingfei pasted a talisman on the face of the all-sex demon, and the demon instantly dispersed all his qi, and then roared hoarsely: "I want a life that blooms~~"
The all-sex demon who was having diarrhea on the side heard this song, and the stinky farts sounded one after another. "Fuck, what are you singing this song for, I'm tricked!"
The singer complained, "I don't want to sing either, but I can't control myself!"
I want a life that blooms~~~"
"Damn, I can't help it, let's make some life in the grove."
Lu Mingfei pasted the talisman on the last all-sex person, staring at the scene of the demons dancing in front of him, and inexplicably had a sense of honor, as if he had done something great to protect his family and defend the country.
He raised his head and shouted, "Ah Mo, the whole nature of this area has been controlled, let's go to the next area." ”
"It's all through, come out and wash the floor!"
Chen Mo yelled, and then disappeared in front of everyone with Lu Mingfei.