"Oh hahahaha...... Great stuff! ”

Huangfeng Mountain, Huangfeng Village, a rather magnetic male voice came out of the toilet.

That laughter can basically be heard in the whole cottage.

"What's wrong with the big boss?"

The two little guys passing by looked curiously at the toilet.

"Who knows, the temper of the big boss, you don't know."

[Host, you keep a low profile, aren't you quite unhappy to know that you have become a man at the beginning? Why are you so happy all of a sudden? 】

That's right, the person who laughed was Meng Xiaowan!

Eighteen years have passed since she was shot to death by Yan Silent's reincarnation, and in this life, she was born in a bandit's den!

When he grew up, he inherited his father's mantle and became the big boss of Huangfeng Village.

This has just been awakened by the system, Meng Xiaowan is still complaining that this curse is really good at playing!

First it was a tiger, and now it's a man!

What will you do in the next life? Insect? Fly? Or maggots?

Vomit!

However, she was in a hurry, and she wanted to go to the toilet, so she unbuttoned her trouser belt and looked at it, and suddenly let out a loud laugh with the bandit logo!

That's right, man, she has that thing!

"You know!" Meng Xiao said late. "It's every LSP girl's dream, haha! My sister is also ...... No, it's my brother now! Hahahaha! ”

"Oh, in this life, let the cold night pass by itself! Brother wants a little sister, so many beautiful young ladies! ”

[Host, what if the cold night becomes a woman?] 】

"Married!" Meng Xiaowan replied without hesitation. "But I still want a little sister! Haha, man, three wives and four concubines, it's normal, ahahahaha! ”

[The double standard of the host is really absolute! 】

While he was talking, someone knocked on the toilet door.

"It's time to go."

Meng Xiaowan didn't react for a while: "Let's go? Why? ”

"Robbery." The younger brother replied.

Meng Xiaowan slapped her head, yes, now she is the big boss of Huangfeng Village, and there are four or five hundred people under her hands!

So, someone comfortably enjoyed standing peeing for the first time, and when it was over, his pants were mentioned.

"Let's go! Robbery! ”

Huangfeng Mountain is located in the north of Donghua Shenzhou, which is in the human world, and is a few hundred kilometers away from the capital.

There are five small villages in the surrounding area, and one big town, Baisha Town.

Moreover, there are official roads that extend in all directions, so there are not a few merchants in the past! Huangfeng Village is cool, every time you go down the mountain, you can go back with the gold and silver treasures that you can't eat for half a year.

Therefore, the original boss of Huang Fengzhai, that is, Meng Xiaowan's father Meng Dao Scar, has a good mind, and knows that if it goes too far, the government will definitely suppress it!

So every time I leave a little bit for others, and as long as the other party does not resist, I will never harm people's lives.

The government also knows that there are such bandits, but they rarely hurt people's lives, and there are four or five hundred people, and it is also a big project for the government to suppress bandits, so it has always turned a blind eye to them.

Meng Daoscar knew very well the reason why the government did not come to exterminate them, so he never touched the things of the government.

Neither side touches anyone, everyone is alive.

And Meng Xiaowan, originally Meng Daoscar wanted to name her Meng Tianya, but this child has fine skin and tender flesh when she is young, like a girl.

The brothers in the cottage all took her as a treasure, and they didn't know who was talkative, and told Meng Dao Scar that this kind of child with fine skin and tender flesh needs a male name to be a female name to feed, so after coming and going, she was still given the name Meng Xiaowan.

Before Meng Xiaowan's memory came back, he was the little overlord in the cottage, and everyone was spoiled and used to it! It's up to her to do everything.

is also like this, Meng Xiaowan had a disaster before and robbed the official government of the tribute, although it was only a tribute to the prince, but it was not a trivial matter.

The system hurriedly returned the memory!

When going down the mountain, the system told Meng Xiaowan all this.

It is indispensable to be scolded by Meng Xiaowan again!

"I'm a star, you're a star!"

"If something happens, wake me up!"

"In the cottage, there are no worries and constraints, can't you call me earlier?"

"It's really, I'm a big star!"

The system was scolded a lot, and it got used to it, so it just responded with a smile.

[Yes, yes, the host's lesson is right, but I don't have the eyesight to see, so it's up to the host to do the next. 】

[By the way, the two tasks in the previous life have been completed, guarding the forest, rewarding 10,000 lucky points, and three little tigers growing up, rewarding 3,000 lucky points!] 】

Meng Xiaowan's mood is only slightly better, forget it, this system is similar to her, constantly getting into trouble!

But one thing to say, this dog thing is still very good to her, so she doesn't blame anything.

If you want to be calm all the time, she is still bored, I just hope that this life will not be too miserable, the first two lives hurt so much......

However, when it came to the three little tigers, Meng Xiaowan missed them a little.

Although seventeen or eighteen years have passed in a blink of an eye, to her, what happened before seems like yesterday.

I don't know what happened to the three cubs now.

Meng Xiaowan secretly decided that when she finished this ticket, she would definitely go to see them.

As I said a long time ago, it's been seventeen or eighteen years now, and I have to go back!

Saying and thinking, he also arrived at the official road, and there were two small hills next to it, and Meng Xiaowan led people to ambush on the hillside.

The memory came back, and she knew that there were two people under her command who could be trusted.

Lao Dong, dealing with big and small things in the cottage, has never made a mistake, and when Meng Daoscar was there, he also trusted him very much!

Lao Zhao, it's a good hand to inquire about the news or something! The cottage has been safe and sound for so many years, and his credit is not small.

This time, Lao Zhao also got the news, this afternoon, there is a guest who escorts the cloth will pass by, and the other party also has some status in Baisha Town, and this vote is bound to make a lot!

Soon, however, someone came, and a large group of people, led by a group of people dressed in red robes, riding tall horses, and with big red flowers tied to their bodies.

followed by a big red sedan chair, and the suona team was blowing.

"Merchant?" Meng Xiaowan turned her head to look at Lao Zhao and asked in a low voice.

Lao Zhao scratched his head: "There will be no mistake in the news!" How can there be a welcoming party? ”

As he spoke, he suddenly remembered: "By the way, I forgot to mention that the merchant is an experienced man, and he knows that there are bandits and bandits around here, so this operation may not be on time." ”

Meng Xiaowan was helpless and said, "Forget it, who is not robbing it?" Now that people know that we are entrenched here, maybe they have been prepared? ”

"Big boss, you mean to grab this team?" The old call looked embarrassed. "However, the boss said that if you don't touch white things and red things, you will lose your life."

"you, now I'll have the final say!" Meng Xiaowan didn't know where she came from this wildness, just like she didn't know why she could bite those animals directly when she was a tiger!

Now if you want to call her to bite a living creature alive again, it will definitely not be possible!

Thinking about it, perhaps, what reincarnation has become, it has that kind of characteristic in its bones!

"To my sister...... Do it to Lao Tzu! Meng Xiaowan said. What's wrong with the welcoming team? Let's not hurt people, it's easy to say anything, I still lack a lady in the village, if you look good, take it back! ”

As soon as she said this, Lao Zhao patted her thigh: "Yes!" The big boss is right, brothers, copy guys! ”

Meng Xiaowan was the first to stand up and shouted at the top of her voice: "Below, stop!" Rob! Me, bandit! Don't die if you want money! ”

"Ahh There are bandits! ”

"Run!"

"Help!"

Who knew that there was a direct chaos below, the suona team slipped away first, and then the sedan chair was carried first, Meng Xiaowan and they rushed down, and only the dowry box was left, as well as four or five family members, and the groom official on horseback.

"The big boss, ran a little, do you want to chase it?" Lao Dong came over and asked.

Meng Xiaowan put the big knife on her shoulder and said arrogantly: "Let them go!" The Lord is here! ”

Lao Dong said yes, pointed a knife at the groom's official and said, "Why are you still on the horse?" ! ”

The groom was busy, bowed his hand, bowed and said: "Heroes, if you have something to say, today is the day of great joy, please make it convenient." ”

"Ho! Bah! Meng Xiaowan took a sip and said, "It's convenient to make a fart!" I ask you, got the bride? ”

The groom first nodded, and then quickly shook his head: "No...... Not yet. ”

"Haha!" Meng Xiaowan laughed. "You can't lie! Brothers, bring the bride out, and I'll see! ”

"Gotcha!" As he spoke, he took a few brothers to the sedan chair.

"Please, don't!" The groom said and wanted to move, but Lao Dong put a knife on his neck.

"As we all know, we only need money, and we don't hurt people's lives, you'd better be honest!"

Meng Xiaowan smiled: "That's it, just take a look, can I show you if it's lame?" ”

"The bride has arrived!" Saying that, the old man over there called them to pull the bride out, and this guy shouted at the top of his voice.

Then bring people to Meng Xiaowan.

"Dangdang! Big boss, please take a look! Lao Zhao shouted very exaggeratedly, and suddenly lifted the red hijab.

"Can't lift ......!" The bridegroom tried to stop it, but it was too late.

Meng Xiaowan actually wanted to say something, but her mouth was wide open, and she didn't make a sound, just looked at the bride like that.

I saw her wearing a red mopping flower skirt, and the golden silk soft smoke was tied into a peony around her waist! Jiaojiao's black silk dark clouds are generally coiled into a bun, the phoenix pearl hairpin is oblique on both sides, the delicate face reflects the red glow, the eyebrows are lightly dyed, and the red lips are lightly touched, what a beauty!

but！ That face, Meng Xiaowan is really familiar and can't be more familiar, it's really a cold night! The female version of the cold night!

"Good boy!" Meng Xiaowan smacked her tongue. "No wonder those good-looking little brothers in modern times play women's clothing, it turns out that there is really a contrasting beauty!"

"The big boss seems to be very satisfied!" Lao Dong suddenly opened his mouth. "Or, take it?"

"No way!" The bridegroom raised his voice suddenly. "Even if you kill me, I will never let you take my wife!"

"Almost!" Meng Xiaowan rolled her eyes, pointed at herself, and said, "The Lord is here!" The escort of the nine lives and the ninth generation, you, at best, are a junior, no matter how much nonsense you have, Lao Tzu will kill you! ”