Chapter 60: My Lord, the Bandits Have Come to Our Rescue

What are you kidding, I was tired in my last life, and I finally accumulated so many lucky points, so why don't I have to do it?

So, Meng started a shopping frenzy, and directly spent nearly 10,000 lucky points to buy a lot of things.

First of all, the flag, Huangfeng Village, was directly renamed Yunlong Pavilion, of course, this change is very controversial.

Most of the people in the cottage want to continue to be bandits, naturally and unrestrained, and a small number of people support Meng Xiaowan unconditionally.

Meng Xiaowan was not in a hurry, she used all the things first, arranged them, and installed the four positions that could come in the cottage with monitoring and directly connected to a tablet.

As for the network, Meng Xiao is too late, there is a network transmitter in the mall, which belongs to the black technology in the mall.

As long as you buy it, you can directly connect to the WiFi it emits, in other words, this thing is equivalent to a network base station, of course, there are range limitations.

This thing can only cover a thousand square meters at most, which is just the scope of the entire cottage.

Its price is five thousand lucky values, and Meng Xiaowan bought so many things, just this thing accounted for the majority.

The rest is some modern clothes, two suits, two sets of leather pants, Meng Xiaowan also bought a set of white lace skirts and JK clothes, planning to squeeze the cold night classmates.

Then there was the juicer, the speaker, the microphone, and a half-man tape recorder, and a number of tapes.

This thing is retro, but how can there be defective products in the mall? It has an explanation on it, and the sound quality is definitely not inferior to a modern CD.

The main thing is that this thing is cheaper, and Meng Xiaowan bought too much, so he retreated to the second.

The people of the cottage don't ask, and asking is a sentence, who am I? I! Meng Xiaowan! Immortals! What can't I figure out?

As a result, the people in the cottage began to aspire to become immortals, because in their hearts, this is the life of the immortals in the sky, and there are too many strange things.

After buying, I worked hard for two days, and finally installed the audio equipment and monitoring equipment.

Meng Xiaowan changed into a set of leather clothes and called a meeting with the big guys.

"Big boss, you are an immortal cultivator, you can make so many good things to make the cottage have face, we have nothing to say! But if we give up the identity of bandits, we will not agree! ”

"yes, what's so bad about being a bandit? Free! ”

"Besides, we've been bandits for generations! I can't change it! ”

……

When they finished speaking, Meng Xiaowan picked up the loudspeaker, which is the loud public that can be seen in some modern communities every day to collect second-hand things.

"Have you had enough of the noise?" In a word, it shocked everyone.

But some of them whispered.

"What is this? Could it be the legendary Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Technique? ”

"Possibly! I didn't expect it to sound so loud at close range! ”

"Shhhh

Next to it, a glass of apple juice was sent in the cold night, and the manual juicer didn't need any skills, and it could be learned quickly!

Meng Xiaowan touched his head: "Thank you, lady!" ”

Leng Ye was speechless for a while, and she hadn't had enough feelings.

After taking a sip, Meng Xiaowan continued: "One by one, you said that you want to cultivate immortals with me, and you are still so unconscious!" ”

"Who of you has ever seen an immortal family that was born as a bandit? Tell me! Someone! ”

"Forehead ......"

……

There was a sudden silence below.

"Comrades!" Meng Xiaowan said earnestly. "Not everyone has the opportunity to become an immortal, but since you boss and I have this opportunity to succeed first, then you have to listen to me!"

"Several generations have been bandits, and their identity and background have fallen behind, so we have to keep up with our ideological consciousness, okay?"

"Do you want me to move out of Marxism-Leninism to be convinced?"

After finishing speaking, the eyes of the people below widened one by one.

"What are the horses?"

"What Lord?"

"Cook what?"

……

Only Leng Ye snickered beside him, no way, Meng Xiaowan's strange words, he was used to hearing them a long time ago.

Meng Xiaowan rolled her eyes, raised her forehead and said: "Forget it, it's not realistic for you to accept these now, in short, I'll just ask a question, do you still want to cultivate immortals?" ”

"Yes!" At this moment, everyone shouted in unison.

Meng Xiaowan asked loudly again: "If you want to cultivate immortals, you can't be a bandit, now tell me, do you want to cultivate immortals, or do you want to be a bandit?" ”

The following fell into contemplation again.

After a long time, Lao Dong opened his mouth first: "I think what the big boss said is right!" Not a single immortal is a bandit! If you want to cultivate immortals, you have to be good! ”

"That's right!" Lao Zhao also said. "Actually, it's not good to be a bandit! Besides, our cottage has never killed people indiscriminately, and there is nothing that can't be changed! If I want to choose, of course I would rather follow the big master's immortal cultivation! ”

As he spoke, Lao Zhao looked at the people behind him, and a kid gritted his teeth, raised his hand and said, "I want to cultivate immortals!" ”

"That's right! Cultivating immortals, we have to live the life of immortals! ”

"That's right! What a bandit! Or cultivate immortal incense! ”

"Cultivating immortals! Cultivating immortals! Cultivating immortals! ”

From a few people shouting below, to the back, it turned into a group of people raising their arms and shouting!

Meng Xiaowan was quite satisfied, and stretched out her hand to signal them all to shut up.

Then he said: "Since you want to cultivate immortals, then listen to me!" From now on, we are not Huangfeng Village, we are Yunlong Pavilion! Dragons in the clouds! We are all immortal cultivators, not little hooligans! ”

"But! First of all, we have to change the way others think of us! At this point, Lao Dong and Lao Zhao have already laid the foreshadowing for me! ”

"It won't be long before Jiaolong Village and Heitian Village will fight with the government! That's the perfect time for us to change the way others think! Brothers, look there! ”

As she spoke, Meng Xiaowan pointed to the tape recorder at the door.

When everyone was curious, Xiaobai walked over and pressed the play button according to what Meng Xiaowan taught!

A piece of music suddenly sounded on the tape recorder, an episode of a modern anime.

Inhuman disco!

One person under yyds!

However, there are really a lot of black technologies in the mall, and so many modern songs are actually made into tapes.

In modern times, who would touch something as old as a tape recorder? But in ancient times it was different, and this was freshness.

It's not a shame to be cheap haha!

As the song progresses, although these ancient people can't jump, their bodies can't help but start some movements along with the melody.

"Why is there still anyone singing about this thing? God! ”

"The best part is how do I want to jump?"

"Sure enough, the days of the gods are all envied by us!"

……

Meng Xiaowan had already begun to shake her head: "Brothers, in the future, this is our exclusive BGM for listening to Yunlong Pavilion, and we will bring it with us when we go on the expedition in the future, so that no one can beat us in our BGM!" ”

Lao Dong also swayed up, looked at Lao Zhao, and said with a smile: "Although I can't understand the words of the big boss, I am very energetic!" If we go out to fight the whole country with this thing, I can fight ten! ”

"I can hit twenty!" Lao Zhao can't control his hands and feet anymore!

"Turn it around!" Meng Xiaowan shouted. "Brothers, don't care about anything else, jump with me first, and jump as much as you want!"

"Good!" It's a group of bandits, and when it comes to hi, no one refuses!

So, a scene that did not belong to ancient times appeared, and these bandits were jumping along to this brainwashing music!

[Host, you are really crazy, and you have suppressed you in the previous two lives! ] 】

Meng Xiaowan jumped more than anyone else.

"Isn't that? No one cares about me in this life! The traverser must look like a traverser! So what's the old-fashioned for? Sister and you help, if you don't play with some flowers, I'm sorry to cross over! ”

【Cattle Batch! But when I hear that the host recognizes me so much, the system will do its best to help the host! 】

"A must!" Meng Xiaowan replied with a smile.

Although it is difficult for them to accept modern things, but fortunately, Meng Xiaowan has not made many of them, after a few days of training, at least they know how to use these things, that's fine!

However, when the music starts, how to jump, these people are called fast learners!

In the cottage, as soon as the sound installed in the eaves of each eaves sounds, those who stand guard and patrol will jump up!

Of course, Meng Xiaowan was not idle, in the past few days, he handed over their arrangements with Lao Dong and Lao Zhao, and then the training of the brothers did not fall behind!

On the fifth day, Jiaolongzhai took the lead, because he found the fine work of the government, and Jiaolongzhai couldn't bear it, after all, at the beginning, the government and they were well water and did not interfere with river water.

This fight started, and the people in Heitianzhai over there were not far behind, so they immediately sent someone to follow!

In less than five hours, the officers and soldiers of Baisha Town were defeated, and the men and horses of the two cottages could form an army!

Directly surround Baisha Town! Anyone who wants to sneak out, whether it is a person from the government or an ordinary person, one word, kill!

Baisha Town was not small, and there was also a Fu Yin, a six-rank official, who managed several surrounding counties and recruited some people.

It's just that in these years, there has been no war, and there has been no expansion, and there are less than 1,000 people, how can it be?

After this battle, there were even more casualties, and there were only four or five hundred left.

Yu Si is in a hurry, and more importantly, now the two cottages are besieged, just to negotiate, and the conditions they offer are 6,000 stone of grain, and 20,000 taels of gold, otherwise they will set foot on the entire Baisha Town.

No, the conditions were proposed, and it was only one day, and the prefect Yu, who was unable to sleep and eat, couldn't sit still.

Again call someone to bring the sorghum.

"Huang Liang, you said earlier that you received a letter from Huang Fengzhai, saying that you want to help the government suppress bandits, is it true or false?"

Huang Liang smiled: "Lord Prefect, you have asked more than ten times in the past few days!" Is it necessary for me to reveal my identity if we are not going to help? ”

"Humph!" Yu Si snorted coldly. "It's okay if you don't say it, when you mention this, the house will be angry! The little Huangfeng Village actually stretched out his hand under the nose of this mansion! A bandit has been a hunter in my mansion for three years! ”

"If you dare to deceive me, I tell you, and I will let you die without a place to bury!"

Huang Liang arched his hand and said: "My lord, it's not easy for anyone, eat with a mouthful!" Also, now it's not called Huangfeng Village, we're called Yunlong Pavilion! ”

"The humble cottage in the mouth of adults is the only helper to save Baisha Town this time! Adults better speak politely! ”

Yu Si was very angry, but he didn't dare to really make trouble with him!

Just as he was hesitating to speak again, he suddenly ran in in a hurry outside.

"My lord! Earth...... The bandits have brought people to save us! ”