"Hassi's hot mom, get out of the way!

”

Madara Uchiha carries an RPG rocket and launches it towards Momo.

"Big wood, big wood!

”

Momoshiki raised his hand, and a hexagonal AT stance appeared in front of him, blocking Madara Uchiha's rocket.

"Hahaha, Mada, it's up to me!

”

A Thousand Hands held a Gatling machine gun, the muzzle of which was aimed at the peach, and then there was a burst of surprise.

Ichiki appeared in front of Momo in an instant, and a huge black rod appeared in front of the two of them, blocking the bullets between the pillars.

"I'm suppressed by fire, what should I do?"

The speed of the bullet is extremely fast, and the peach type will be beaten into a sieve when it goes out, this is not ninjutsu, it is a purely physical output, and he can't stop it.

Ichishiki threw a card to Momoshiki with a diagram of rock-paper-scissors on it.

"This is the ability to guess boxing, after it is launched, it will form a field, everyone in the field cannot attack, only guess boxing, and the winner can take off one of the loser's clothes."

"Oh, but what's the use?" Momoshi asked.

"These bugs are ashamed, and they can't fight naked, in other words, if they don't have their clothes, they won't be able to show their strength."

"Thank you, then you can use it."

Ichishiki turned his back to Momoshiki, "I've endured humiliation and burdens in the ninja world for many years, and I've developed the habit of wearing clothes, so I'm ......"

"You mean I don't wear clothes, do you?"

"I don't think you care."

"Fuck off! This trick might work for Kaguya, but it will work for two male monkeys, look at me! ”

Momo Shiki directly threw the card on Isshide's face, and then took out a card with a heart drawn on it from his arms, and after crushing it, a pink longbow appeared in his hand.

The peach style pulls the longbow full, and the pink arrow appears on the bowstring.

Whoosh!

Two pink arrows flew out and shot towards Pillar and Madara.

The two immediately used ninjutsu to block, but unexpectedly, the pink arrow missed and directly penetrated the ninjutsu and plunged straight into the bodies of the two.

In an instant, Madara and Pillar looked at each other, and it seemed that sparks rubbed between the two of them.

"Motor."

"Hassi's hot mom."

The voices of the two were as gentle as water, and their eyes were full of pampering. The two ran towards each other, and then held each other's hands tightly, and Madara said affectionately: "Haxi hot mom, do you know what, I ...... a long, long time ago"

"Don't talk about it, Mada, I'm actually the same." Pillar squirmed and said, "If it weren't for the covenant with the Uzumaki clan, I wouldn't have married Mito, you know, I've always ...... in my heart."

"Motor!"

"Hassi's hot mom!

”

Then, under the gaze of the whole ninja world, seeing the lips of the two getting closer and closer, everyone's hearts were lifted and they wanted to kiss! The god of the ninja world and the ninja world Shura are about to tie the knot.

However, I didn't know that Uchiha Sasuke suddenly appeared, flew up and kicked the two of them away, ruining this beautiful thing.

The two people who were attacked came to their senses in an instant.

Thinking back to what he had just done and what he had said, Madara Uchiha immediately crouched on the ground and vomited.

"Hasi's hot mom, I'm going to kill you!

”

"Motor, don't be so angry, we've been tricked."

Zuo Zhu said: "Don't make trouble, Ichishi and Peach are collecting props again, and Pu Shi is also collecting, let's hurry up and catch up and block the three of them." ”

"In that case, then I'll use this card to triple my strength."

Madara said, crushing the card in his hand with the biceps in it.

The light instantly enveloped Madara, and Madara's figure gradually became taller and bigger, and in an instant, he became a two-meter-tall muscular man.

Crash!

The light dissipated, and at this time, Madara showed explosive muscles all over his body, and his face was full of invincibility, which was ...... It's that he was wearing a blue dead reservoir of water with "spots" written on it.

The scene was extremely weird, and some parents in the ninja world couldn't help but cover their children's eyes, and at the same time instructed: "Don't look at it, there will be needle eyes." ”

“…………”

"Haha, ahem, motor, this dress is hahaha." Pillar couldn't help it, and laughed while holding his stomach on the spot.

"Hassi's hot mom, the department!

”

"Madara, I was wrong."

Looking at the two people chasing out one after the other, Zuo Zhu helplessly pressed his forehead, "This game is getting weirder and weirder." ”

…………

"Puff ha, that spot, that spot is so embarrassing, it's so funny, the old man likes this show." Onoki slapped the table and laughed.

However, it seemed to be too hard, and it flashed directly to the old waist.

"Dad, you better laugh quietly, otherwise I may succeed to the throne in two days." Loess said.

"Go, go, old man, I have a long time to live." Onoki said, "Did you find anything?" ”

"I haven't found anything, but if it's really as Madara Uchiha said, no one in the ninja world can be an opponent of the Otsuki clan except for Konoha." Loess said.

"One trouble after another." Onoki asked again, "What about Konoha over there?" ”

"No reply yet."

“…… Convening the Five Shadows Conference, I don't think the other three shadows will refuse, after all, only Konoha people are involved. ”

At this time, Konoha Village.

"I shouldn't have let Itachi go, it's all yours, it's not that Zuo Zhu is no problem, if it wasn't for Zuo Zhu just now, even if Itachi didn't come just now, Itachi would have a bare ass in front of the full ninja interface, how will I find a wife in the future." Mai Koto said angrily.

Fuyue can only be born to comfort Mikoto, although Mikoto is usually very gentle, but when it comes to children, she is very serious.

"It's okay, Mikoto, look at your ancestor Madara, isn't it so funny?" Kusina said without fear of a big deal.

"Hmph, wait, wait for the water gate to strip naked and appear in front of the ninja interface, see if you can still laugh?" Mai Trin said.

"It's okay, he has a flying thunder god in Watergate, who can touch him."

She has a lot to say about her husband's speed.

on the battlefield.

The two sides have a variety of strange props to bombard, sometimes there is a Gundam, sometimes it becomes a magical girl, and sometimes it becomes a muscular man.

Some bizarre props also appeared, such as cards for stealing clothes, cards dressed as bunny girls, and cards shouting out lines of shame......

There are also a lot of ninjutsu cards, such as Yahiko getting a fairy mode that will only appear in Naruto in the future.

However, when the gang was in a hot fight, under the tower, in front of the gate, the spatial fluctuations of the whirlpool appeared, and the figure of Uchiha Obito appeared here.

On the commentary platform, Chen Mo exclaimed: "I'll go, Uchiha is going to steal the house." ”

Lu Mingfei was also very excited, "Is the victory going to appear?" ”

Chen Mo said expressionlessly: "No, I set the conditions for opening the door, and I need to sacrifice seven contestants to open the door, and now that no one has exited, this door will definitely not be opened." ”

Chen Mo and Lu Mingfei's words were not only broadcast to the ninja world, but also to the battlefield.

Immediately, everyone stopped fighting, and all eyes fell on the Uchiha Obito who stole the family.

The Uchiha took the soil like a man's back and roared at the sky:

"You two are scheming against me!

”