"So that's why you want to take advantage of my lack of restraint when I was a kid and take me away?"

Yun Luo sighed faintly.

"Ahem, this ......."

The sound was quiet all of a sudden.

"Snatching? No, we will help you reshape your body and live a new life with a new torso! ”

"That's it, that's it, you are completely free to choose, didn't you like to sing and dance and play basketball the most when you were a child? That's where we can start!!! ”

"No matter which basketball star you like, we're guaranteed to give you a ...... Well, that's all right! ”

"yes, they've been alive for more than ten years....... Aren't you tired? ”

.....

"If you can't speak, shut up, it's to start a new life with a different body, or to be a girl, you can attack, you can retreat!"

The conditions are very tempting, if Yun Luo is an ordinary person, he will definitely agree without hesitation.

But he is a man who has experienced a million reincarnations and wants to become the master of reincarnation, will he bend his waist for this little profit?

"I'll tell you the truth, if I die once, I'll be invincible!"

Yun Luo decided to have a showdown and casually probed the tone.

Since he was a child, he has been an ordinary person, with no awakening abilities, and no good at it.

Why did he attract the covetousness of the gods?

This is a god.

And there's more than one!!!

It's even more outrageous than Tang monk meat.

"Die once and you're invincible????"

Yun Luo: "That's right!"

"Are you sure???"

Yun Luo: "I'm sure!"

"Hahahaha....... Xiaoyunzi, you are so funny!!! ”

"Brother....... Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee... ”

"Man, are you making me laugh?"

Yun Luo: "........."

"You said that Xiaoyunzi wouldn't give the spider spirit a kick, kick stupid???"

"It doesn't make sense, I've checked him, and he's basically recovered, and he hasn't got anything unclean in his brain."

"I recently heard the word eno, I heard that human beings think about puberty...... Forehead... Adolescence is particularly susceptible to this disease!! ”

"Sick? Then hurry up! ”

“eno...... Medicine stones are incurable. ”

"What then? Woo woo woo woo my brother ......"

"Wait, don't worry, I heard that there is a medicine that can cure the eno ......."

"Great, then you hurry up and say it......."

"Don't worry, I think about it, it seems to say...... Nine leaves heavy building two taels, winter solstice cicada chrysalis one penny, fried into the next year's snow ......"

.......

Yun Luo shook his head, he knew why he refused to compromise with these gods,

Imagine what would happen if a group of gods with brains took over the world?

Even if they can't threaten humans, they can't stand it with his body and do something without a limit.

It's like an ex, even if you break up, you still want her to be happy, carefree, and find a good family....... Go to reincarnation.

Yun Luo shook his head, walked into a clothing store, and threw the original school uniform into the trash.

Why don't you go home and change it?

Because some passers-by had already taken out their mobile phones to call the police, Yun Luo was worried that he would not be able to stay home.

After changing his clothes, he stopped by and walked into the bathroom and washed his face.

"Emma, the lad is so handsome!"

Yun Luo looked at the mirror and pinched his chin with satisfaction.

If these gods are really coming for something.

That's only the looks.

In this way, he will not be able to sell his flesh casually.

The person is so handsome, but there is a stupid X living in it.

Isn't that a tyrannical thing?

Heaven is intolerable!

Yun Luo whistled and unknowingly walked into a park.

Sit on a stone bench and look at the reflection in the lake.

"It's a pity that the appearance can't be converted into instant combat power, so I can only apologize, let's meet again."

Yun Luo made up his mind and did the major events in his life today.

"Gollum... Help, Gollum, Gollum......"

The originally calm lake had an extra scream.

The park's lakes are surrounded by railings and warning signs.

This man fell into the water, very weird!!

Yun Luo didn't awaken any abilities, but he had a bug, or intuition, and he had an unusually sensitive intuition for danger.

Similar to the sixth sense.

Yun Luo immediately stood up, and this serious look made him very excited.

Sure enough, there was a dark shadow in the middle of the lake, and it was rapidly diving towards the person who had fallen into the water.

A living person would never be able to do that.

This cliff is undoubtedly dirty!

It's really sleepy to come to the pillow, and I'm always satisfied.

"But if you have to find a way, you can save it first!"

Yun Luo looked around, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Pick up a stone from the stone path, a small run-up, and the stone makes a perfect arc in the air.

"Smack!"

The water splashes and hits the bull's-eye!

As a child who practiced for more than two and a half years as a child, this feeling is still thrown away!

The next moment, the black shadow that had been hit stopped, and the thing strangely escaped the gravity and the tension of the water.

Semi-erected in the water.

The hair is black and long, and at first glance it is rejoicing, and the face is completely obscured, and it is impossible to see whether it is a man or a woman.

"It worked!"

The water spirits flashed and came to the shore.

Yun Luo trembled, this was excited!

"Little handsome guy, please save me......."

When the water ghost came to the shore, he changed his appearance like a living person.

Covering his wet chest with all kinds of style, he stretched out his slender jade hand.

This appearance, at a glance, is worth savoring by all beings.

"Little handsome guy, pull me ......"

"Smack!"

Right in the head!

Female ghost: "????"

"No, I ......."

"Smack!"

Hit the forehead!

"You're enough! Can you not lose it, let me finish my words! ”

"Smack!"

Hit the forehead again!

Female ghost: "........"

Looking at the man with an excited face and constantly throwing stones at her, the female ghost is eno!

The next moment, she slowly sank into the water.

When it surfaced again, it changed from the previous temptation of losing one's body.

Become a beautiful woman who is also beautiful, with very different styles.

Gorgeous makeup, temperament as cold as frost, gestures, the domineering queen's demeanor is undoubtedly revealed.

"Man, I order you to give me a hand!"

Hiss!

The scalp is numb, although there is always a voice in my head that calls itself the queen every day, but in reality, I have never seen this battle.

It's soft and not good, it's hard to be hard.

Yun Luo couldn't help it, and thought... Lick.

"No, I have to hold back! Don't miss a big deal......"

Yun Luo's face flushed, and he shouted in his heart that he had to keep his sanity.

"Man, how dare you ignore me... I'm going to punish you severely! ”

Yun Luo's whole body was excited, as if he was in the scene......

Syllable!

The sound of a small leather whip whipping.

Yes.... It hurts, it hurts!

Yun Luo felt that his blood pressure was soaring, so exciting.

The female ghost lowered her head and seemed to smile smugly.

Woo Woo Woo ~ Bang Bang Bang!

A handful of pebbles flying!

The forehead, the corners of the mouth, and the chest of the female ghost have been hit by a few!

"(ノ○Д○)ノMy special ......."

........

"It's so dangerous, I almost fell in her way."

Fortunately, Yunluo is not good at this mouthful.

The female ghost is angry!

"I don't believe in this evil, I can't get you."

And then it changed.

A small black skirt, a white shirt, a small tie, a double ponytail, a youthful and invincible little Lori!

"Brother, you've hurt people, woo woo woo ......."

Lori crying.......

Like a magic sound in his ears, Yun Luo's heart melted when his brother listened.

I only felt my heart fluttering, and there was only one thought, go over, hug her, and protect her!

He walked tremblingly towards the lake, his hands as if he were out of control, and the next moment he was about to step into the artificial lake.

But the moment the soles of his shoes splashed, Yun Luo stopped.

He constantly admonished himself.

"No, no, such a little Lori can't open a watermelon with her bare hands, what's the use, pure desire is YYDS!"

"Brother, what is pure desire?" Little Lori tilted her head and asked cutely.

"This ......" was asked this question, and a figure immediately appeared in Yun Luo's mind.

"Brother, do you think that's the case?"

The next moment, Xiao Lori didn't know when she was holding one in her hand, a white Li family.

Cuteness is worthless in the face of sexiness.

However, when cuteness and sexiness are combined.

Any macho man has to shed silently...... Slobber.

"Brother, are you beautiful?" Little Lori bit her lip and said coquettishly.

Rumble!!!

Yun Luo left all his thoughts behind.

From the moment the little Lori put it on.

He knew he had lost!