Chapter 72 Can't pee happily together
"Ahem, in another five years, she will also go to college......" Zhang Fei coughed lightly.
"I thank you.......
Yun Luo was speechless and took the initiative to divert the topic.
"Uncle Zhang, have you ever hunted a river otter beast with a silver-level bloodline?"
Yun Luo suddenly remembered that he was in the hall of the Martial Arts Association and had taken on a hunting mission.
If it is not completed, the ten-dollar deposit he paid will be in vain.
"Pull it down, normal people are going to pick it up." Zhang Fei glanced at Yun Luo angrily.
"......," Yun Luo retorted unconvinced, "However, its bounty is very high."
Zhang Fei looked at Yun Luo with a very strange look, thinking to himself, isn't this the first time this product has stepped into the forbidden area of life? How do you know that the bounty for hunting a river otter is high.
Zhang Fei explained: "That thing is a goblin, and there used to be an A-level powerhouse who hit it, but as soon as it got close to three kilometers, it ran away."
A river otter beast with a silver-level bloodline, its natural skills are fleeing from the wind, and it also has a sense of crisis.
When it comes to escaping skills, it is difficult for different beasts of the same rank to match it.
One of its beast cores was on the black market and was fried to more than two million.
For adventurers who hang their heads around their necks every day, it is a very nice skill.
There is also an official one million bounty.
Even A-level powerhouses are inevitably unmoved.
Even so, the river otter beast is still alive and well.
Zhang Fei continued: "As for the A-level and below, it is not enough for people to have a dish, do you remember the rat tide, if Lao Xu doesn't know how to resist the sword, if there is no accident, then there will definitely be an accident!"
Yunluo: "......"
In this way, there is no solution.
"Of course, if there are hundreds of awakened people above the fourth rank who are willing to cooperate, it's not, they can't take this strange beast, but ......
Zhang Fei stopped halfway through speaking.
But what he meant, Yun Luo understood.
If you want these dozens of high-level awakened people to spare no effort to cooperate, I am afraid that it will be more difficult.
The more Yun Luo thought about it, the more congested he became, no wonder the task of hunting the river otter beast was only ten yuan, and the material fee was charged if he dared to do so.
"Uncle Zhang, you stand up first, and I'll solve the physiological problem."
After listening to the loneliness for a long time, Yun Luo only felt that urine was coming.
He stretched and came to the bank of a river.
The river was black and shiny, glowing in the quiet of the night.
The secluded riverbank gives people a sense of sorrow but not sorrow.
A trace of ambition rose in Yun Luo's heart, and he shouted with righteousness: "Xue Yan, let's compare and see, who can pee far."
Yun Luo couldn't wait to untie his belt, only to find out...... The mountains and rivers are still there today, and they are not seen in the past.
Before they knew it, they had all grown up.
I couldn't pee together and peed happily.......
Thinking of this, Yun Luo couldn't help but feel a little sad in his heart.
Is this what worries adults?
However, he hasn't won the other party once since he was a child, can he still break it back in this game?
"Zizi Zi ....."
Yun Luo turned on the faucet and hummed a ballad.
"Who comforts you sentimental...... In the blink of an eye, they will go their separate ways, who will tie up your long hair, who will make you a wedding dress.......
"La......, la......, la...... Laa...... La......, la......, la......, la......"
The night was hazy.
Under the riverbank, there lies a strange beast with pointed ears, short limbs, a brown back and a gray-brown belly.
They kept rubbing their faces with their hands.
"Belch, belch, tea is fragrant before crushing, and it will change the scoop liang......
One of the larger beasts, with a reverent face, rubbed its body and performed a bedtime ritual.
Suddenly, it rained and drenched it.
......
"Emma, it's so comfortable~"
Yun Luo heartily learned from the god of death, Adu, and shrugged his shoulders.
The sense of ceremony is immediately full.
Yun Luo just put on his pants and prepared to go back to the camp.
At this time, he felt cold all over his body, and his body shivered uncontrollably, as if he was being targeted by something terrifying.
He looked down and saw a pair of blue-white eyes, staring at his spout.
????
"Oh!"
Yun Luo narrowly avoided an ice blade.
If he hadn't reacted quickly, his thigh would definitely not have been saved, and he would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
From the instinct of a man, he completed an incredibly difficult move.
An angry roar sounded, and I saw a strange beast in the river that looked like a rat but not a rat, and was seven or eight meters high, stood up.
In its eyes, the flame of anger seemed to be about to ignite, and it couldn't hide it if it wanted to stab a person's heart.
"Oh, that's a big groundhog!"
Yun Luo's voice, both excited and apprehensive, broke the silence of the night and echoed throughout the camp.
woke up the sleeping Xu Jiayan and Zhang Fei, who was keeping vigil.
"Groundhog?"
Everyone had a question mark on their faces, but before they had time to ask in detail, they felt the ground shake violently under their feet.
"Everyone, run!"
Xu Jiayan, who was in a daze, looked up and saw Yun Luo, rushing over in a hurry.
Without saying a word, he picked up Song Xiaoyu, who was still asleep, and drove at full speed, and his shoes were smoking.
At the same time, he also shouted to him to run.
The confused Xu Jiayan was even more confused.
When he looked up, he saw a mighty herd of otter beasts, like a tidal wave, climbing up from the river.
Xu Jiayan muttered, "I must be dreaming!"
But this dream is too real.
Xu Jiayan even rolled and climbed, and he didn't even care about losing a shoe.
"I'm rubbing! What's going on???
Zhang Fei never expected that as soon as he was chatting with his front foot, the owner of the back foot came to the door.
Could it be that this is what the old man often said, you can't talk about strange beasts at night?
It's too evil!
The silver-level bloodline river otter beast frantically rubbed the hair on its body.
"Oh my god, it's not clean!"
It's crazy, it's completely crazy.
I have to say that Yun Luo has been a little hot recently, and the taste is really sassy.
Looking at the back of Yun Luo's escape, in his blue and white eyes, the killing intent soared to the sky!
"Roar!"
The furious roar startled countless birds in the jungle.
Hearing the leader's call, river otter beasts swam out of their lair, and the river boiled in an instant.
Xu Jiayan's face was extremely solemn, this group of river otter beasts threatened them, no less than the previous rat tide.
"Come on, everybody!"
Xu Jiayan hurriedly summoned the big sword and led everyone into the air.
However, River Otters are not Brocade Rats, they have ranged attack capabilities.
"Roar!"
The silver-class river otter beast roared again, as if it had given some kind of command.
"It's not good, Lao Xu, fly higher!"
Zhang Fei's face changed greatly.
The next moment, the river otter beasts received the king's instructions and spat out the ice balls from their mouths.
It's like a pea ice shooter in Plants vs. Zombies.
"Dada!"
The huge ice hockey ball came like a goddess scattering flowers.
"I'm dying, I'm hailing."
At this moment, behind the silver-level river otter beast, there are at least thousands of horse boys, and the momentum is extremely huge, and it makes people scalp at a glance
Pins and needles.
"Hold it up!
Xu Jiayan shouted, the sword body was almost tilted at one hundred and eighty degrees, and the sword soared straight into the sky, narrowly dodging the huge ice ball as dense as hailstone.
Yun Luo also maintained the posture of carrying Song Xiaoyu on his shoulder, and grabbed Xu Jiayan with his other hand.
At this moment, he had already seen the white clouds, falling at such a height, he would definitely fall into meat sauce, and then be whipped by the river otter beasts to vent his anger.
The river otter beasts stared at Yun Luo and his party, struggling to catch up, like locusts crossing the border.
Although on land, their strength is greatly reduced, but depending on the number of the group, such as Qingfeng wolf, Nether Tiger and other strange beasts, when they encounter the river otter beast group, they are basically only crushed.
The Vitality Forest is completely messed up......
The river otter beast king walked on his stubby limbs, staring hatefully at the big sword in the sky,
To be precise, it is a certain urine that cannot be exhausted......
"Yunluo, didn't you say it's convenient to go? How did you mess with these guys?"
Zhang Fei looked at the angry river otter beasts below, and his face was very ugly.
Edgeworth is a very source power-consuming thing, and if the beasts below continue to chase after them, they will be in danger.
"It's convenient....... It's just on that groundhog.......
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Yun Luo with a sluggish expression.
Is this all right?
"I finally saw it today....... What the fuck are you ...... Always...... You can come up with new tricks!"
......
After two hours of chasing, the river otter beasts below were still in a posture of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, and they were unrelenting in chasing Yun Luo and his party.
However, the number of river otter herds is decreasing at a rate that is visible to the naked eye.
In addition to the silver-level beastmasters, it is not easy for ordinary beasts to catch up with them who are flying with Edgeworth.
And at this moment, Xu Jiayan's source power is close to exhaustion, staggering, and if he flies down, I'm afraid he will crash......
"Lao Xu, hold on, think about your wife......
Zhang Fei threw down the burden while motivating Xu Jiayan.
"Uncle Zhang......" Yun Luo took a deep breath and said seriously, "I'll go down."
"One less person, one less burden......
Yun Luo didn't say that he said it thoroughly, but everyone understood the truth.
They fell silent.
Because at the moment, this is the only way to solve this matter.
Zhang Fei looked at Yun Luo in surprise.
All his life, he has been following the laws of the dark jungle.
He has seen the man who tattooed the word Yi on his arm. But with this affectionate and righteous hand, he inserted it into his brother's back.
I have also seen lovers who keep saying the oath of the mountain alliance and the sea, never abandon it, hold the hand of the son, and grow old with the son. In times of crisis, when you are in trouble, say such outrageous words that you mark a place.
The three areas here, the forbidden area of human nature, and the ugliness of human nature are dazzling and abound here.
It was the first time Zhang Fei had seen such a man in this world.
Song Xiaoyu's eyes were already in the sand.
The man in front of her, she can't remember how many times she stood up for her and saved her life.
Song Xiaoyu said softly, "Yunluo, you've done enough......
"No!" Yun Luo interrupted, "Teacher Xiang once said, try to put the 'seeds of hope' on your heart, so that our lives will be transformed and sublimated. For the rest of our lives, we will blossom into beautiful flowers."
Yun Luo said with a pious face: "This sentence has a lot of meanings, just like the teacher, he planted the seeds of hope in us, he hopes that we will stand up to the sky and the earth, and everyone will be like a dragon. He hopes that we can go and see for him, the magnificent and extraordinary side of this world."
Yunluo
He smiled and said, "So, I 'hope' you are alive and well......
Song Xiaoyu's body trembled.
A heart that had been sealed for sixteen years trembled violently.
"Uncle......." Song Xiaoyu choked up and said, "You said that a person who really loves me, he can be willing to give everything for me, including his own life, it turns out to be true!"
Yunluo: "......"
Little girl, I advise you not to be sentimental.
Brother is fraternity, brother can save tens of thousands of people in the world.
Even if it is a stranger, as long as he can make his brother reincarnate smoothly, his brother will be desperate.
Don't think that when you reach puberty, you can get carried away by love.
Seeing that the emotions were almost there, and the reincarnation conditions were met, Yun Luo no longer hesitated and jumped forward.
At this time, a pair of large hands hugged his waist.
Yun Luo turned his head and saw a messy beard, but tender face.
「HY? Uncle, don't think that when you reach menopause, you can ignore human ethics, I tell you, I won't agree to die!"
"It doesn't matter...... Zhang Fei raised his head and laughed, and said heroically: Yunluo, the little girl will entrust it to you!"
As he spoke, he plunged headlong into the clouds.
Yun Luo hugged Zhang Fei's waist pole tightly: "You are dead, what should I do....... Phew, you're dead, how can I die."
「......」
"You are younger than me, and life is more worthwhile."
"No, it's not like that, I'm an orphan, living to waste air, and dying just to nourish the earth."
「.......」
"My monks have come from nowhere, and they have gone from nowhere, and they are counted as their place of death."
"Think of your wife...... Think of other people's wives......
「.......」
The scene is out of control.
.......
Xu Jiayan was panting like a cow, as if the next moment, he was going to become a tired scalper.
But his eyes were unusually bright.
"You two don't fight, look."
Yun Luo subconsciously looked at the ground.
It turned out that the other river otter beasts, in the long run, had been killed by them and vomited.
Now the only thing left is the river otter beast king who is heavily clean and splashed by Yunluo.
"Damn, no perseverance!" Yun Luo cursed in his heart.
If the river otter beast heard Yun Luo's scolding, it would definitely complain: "We are river otters, see this river word, you say it simply!"
"Lao Zhang, prepare for battle, I'll leave it to you!"
Xu Jiayan used the last of his strength to hover in the sky for a while, making sure that there was no river otter beast group nearby, and turned his head straight down.
Zhang Fei, as an experienced old hunter, immediately reacted.
The tide turned, and their chance came.
The River Otter Beastmaster was already angry at this time, and his mind was overwhelmed.
Originally, there was only one commotion..... smell, but after drying, the urine smell is even stronger.
Thinking of the little brothers of the race, the strange eyes, the more it thought about it, the more angry it became!
Looking at Yun Luo's group descending from a low altitude, the River Otter Beast King spit out an ice blade.
Zhang Fei took the lead, summoned a mace, jumped from the air, and took the initiative to block the blow for the others.
Rumble!
The mace and the ice hockey collided, and the huge inertia made Zhang Fei retreat again and again, but fortunately, he finally stood firm and landed smoothly.
However, at this time, the old force has dispersed, the new force has not been born, and the River Otter Beast King has not let go of this opportunity.
Rumble!
The stubby limbs of the River Otter Beast King suddenly exerted force, and once again flew Zhang Fei Dingding.
The silver-level bloodline beast already has a certain amount of wisdom, otherwise it would not hate Yun Luo so much, and it just started to fight.
It hit Zhang Fei with a time difference, making the other party suffer a dumb loss.
Zhang Fei was overflew and hit an ancient tree, although he blocked the mace on his body, he was also hit with internal organs, and he felt a faint pain.
Damn it!
For a moment, he was caught off guard.
At this time, the River Otter Beast King repeated his old trick and rushed towards Zhang Fei again.
If no one interrupts the River Otter Beast King and lets Zhang Fei take a breath, repeating this a few times, Zhang Fei will suffer a big loss.
At this time, a golden light rushed into the sky, also holding a mace, and smashed it towards the River Otter Beast King.
At this time, if the River Otter Beast King insisted on continuing to attack Zhang Fei, it would be difficult for Yun Luo to stop him, because the difference in strength between the two was too great.
Yun Luo may not be able to hurt the River Otter Beast King and pose a threat to it.
But the River Otter Beast King looked at Yun Luo, and the hatred in his heart was like a volcanic eruption.
It was this human who sputtered all over it.
The two collided, and the huge giant claws of the River Otter Beast King instantly shattered the mace in Yun Luo's hand.
He slapped it towards Yun Luo's head.
There was a hint of cruelty and pleasure in the eyes of the River Otter Beast King.
If there is no accident, the next moment the red and white things will be splashed all over the ground.
At this time, Yun Luo's body was in the air, twisting strangely, dangerously and dangerously, avoiding the claws of the River Otter Beast King.
It's like an arrow off the string, suddenly turning a corner.
If Newton had watched this scene, I'm afraid the coffin board wouldn't have been able to hold it down.