Chapter 99 Young man, I advise you to be kind
The three of them were in the car, shaking their heads, singing and dancing.
Eating the most sassy roasted kidneys, stepping on the accelerator vigorously.
This feeling is simply flying.
Two hours later, the vehicle drove into the parking lot of the Star Dou Great Forest.
Because of the holiday, the periphery of the scenic spot is crowded with people.
It took them two hours just to find a parking space.
So the three of them discussed it and decided to find a hotel nearby to stay.
Tomorrow we will feel the breath of nature.
In the evening, several people walked on the commercial pedestrian street of the scenic town.
As far as the eye can see, the crowd is crowded.
"I'm rubbing, today is the day?" Chen Youliang said in surprise.
It turned out that in the small town on the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest, an annual temple fair was being held.
Many tourists are attracted by this festival.
The three of them struggled to squeeze through the crowd.
"Yunluo, I haven't seen you for a while, how did it happen to you, such a big change."
Cui Yue said as she walked, she looked at Yun Luo and asked a question that had obviously been hidden in her heart for a long time.
"First awakened the ability, and then became a pharmacist, it's like a hanging, if it weren't for your personality not changing, or so cheap, I would have thought you were taken away.
"To be honest, isn't it the aura of my genius on the first day of Liyuan City, which is too dazzling, which makes your soul hit and your bloodline suppressed, so you have been languishing."
"You didn't let yourself go until I left."
"There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are kings."
"You monkey, you can escape from Wuzhi Mountain, should you thank me?"
Cui Yue said with a sigh on his face.
Seeing that Yun Luo ignored her, he shouted, "Little brother? Little brother!"
"Huh?"
Yun Luo turned his head to look at Cui Yue.
「......」
"Yunluo, are you listening to me?"
"Hmm! You're right!"
Cui Yue stared at Yun Luo, clenched his fists, and his muscles were hideous.
This punch landed on Yun Luo's head, and he must have two big bags.
"Whew......"
At this time, I saw a passerby in front of me, and suddenly turned around.
It has horns on its head and a tail behind it.
Bared teeth, hideous face, green fangs, deep eye sockets.
It's extremely scary.
It bared its teeth and claws at the two of them, and constantly intimidated.
"Wicked, look at the bag."
Yun Luo took out a sack with his backhand and put it on the other party's head.
The two of them raised their arms and punched and kicked.
"Demon, I can see at a glance that it is not human, let me die."
"Pretending to be a ghost, you don't know that I, Cui Yue, am scared."
"Even if I'm ugly, I dare to come out and be scary, and I don't look at my evil nemesis at all."
The two beat violently and let out cruel words from time to time.
His face was extremely excited.
"Oh, it's me, boss......
"Get out, don't climb the relationship, I'm Yunluo and evil are incompatible."
「......」
"Sister Cui Yue, stop fighting, it's my friend Liang."
"Dare to pretend to be my little brother and watch the boxing!"
「......」
"I've got a video of you speeding and you'll hold me tight if you hit me again!"
Yun Luo and Cui Yue looked at each other.
"Sister Cui Yue, what should we do if he threatens us?"
"Of course, it's to kill him to prevent future troubles."
Cui Yue made a neck-twisting motion, bloody and brutal.
Yun Luo shook his fists: "Demon, suffer death, watch me Mount Tai overpower!"
"Don't don't, let me go, I'll give you money."
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A soft girl coin floated out of it.
「......」
"Ahem, in fact, sin can also be reformed."
"That's right, the Buddha said that all sentient beings should be treated equally, as long as you are compassionate, even if you are full of evil, you can change the evil and return to the right."
Chen Youliang climbed out of the sack.
He took off his mask, grinned in pain, and muttered, "It's not fun at all......
Yun Luo and Cui Yue, the two laughed heartily.
"Don't pretend, if we really hit you, you'd be cold."
Hearing this, Chen Youliang suddenly changed back to smiling.
"Yo, Boss, look...... That hang, that hang!"
Chen Youliang pointed to a man holding a wine bottle and performing a fire-breathing performance.
Yun Luo said lightly: "What is this, look at that."
He pointed to a nearby open space, where a female anchor was singing into the microphone.
"A second-hand rose for the family."
"Thank you, Guardian Jopiro, for the rocket."
"Thank you to Her Royal Highness Qiao Biluo's loyal fans for sending the comic No. 1."
"Thank you for the 520 of the big brother on the list, Momoda, refill......
「......」
Chen Youliang looked at the aunt who was scratching her head and was dumbfounded.
"Isn't this pure cyber fraud?"
After being silent for a while, Chen Youliang turned on his mobile phone and secretly recorded a video, preparing to make the truth public.
Yun Luo said helplessly, "Big brother on the list, I'm going to fall out of love."
"Hey, this dog is so smart, he can add and subtract."
Cui Yue squeezed into the crowd of onlookers.
Yun Luo and the others also squeezed in.
In the center of the crowd of onlookers, a young man was leading a dog, which looked like a Chinese pastoral dog.
"Rhubarb, what is one plus one?"
In the crowd of onlookers, an old man stroked his palm and asked with a smile.
The yellow dog squatting at the feet of the young man wagged his tail: "Wang!"
Everyone watched this scene and applauded.
Yun Luo exclaimed, "Brother, you are a dog, not only can understand human speech, but also can count, amazing!"
The young man looked arrogant: "Many people say that our rhubarb is smarter than people, and you can also debut in addition and subtraction and test it."
"Smarter than men?" Yun Luo always felt offended, touched his nose in embarrassment, and said, "That's okay....... Rhubarb, what is 9,000 plus 9,000?"
"Woo Woo ...... Woo Woo Woohoo woooo
The yellow dog barks like almost crazy!
The onlookers looked at Yun Luo in shock.
"! Is this what carbon-based creatures are saying?"
"Young man, I advise you to be kind."
"Is there a big brother to do the math, this dog...... How many screams are you going to make?"
The young man pulled the leash and looked broken: "Rhubarb...... Stop it! Stop screaming."
"Woo Woo ......"
The earthy yellow dog looked like crazy, barking at Yun Luo.
Chen Youliang felt uncomfortable, and said, "Let's go, boss, the dog and the dog owner are going to fight hard with you!"
......
A food stall.
Yun Luo and Chen Youliang each held a roasted yam in their hands.
As soon as he walked a few steps, he was stopped by a sweet-looking girl.
"Hello, I'm a reporter from the main station, Bingbing, are you from the magic capital?"
The female reporter stuffed the microphone into Yun Luo's mouth.
Yun Luo didn't expect to encounter an interview on the street.
With the microphone in his mouth, he said frankly, "I'm here from out of town to investigate."
Hearing that it was not a local, the female reporter's eyes lit up: "Then are you here to travel?"
"It's a ......" Yun Luo nodded, and said with a tangled face: "Isn't this about to take the college entrance examination, I wonder whether I will go to Tsinghua University or Peking University, so I took advantage of the winter vacation to come here to investigate, it is really difficult to choose."
"It's really hard enough.......
Bingbing smiled awkwardly.
"Then you should be visiting here for the first time, do you feel like it's fun?"
Yun Luo nodded: "It's okay."
Bingbing asked again, "How do you feel to the people of the Demon Capital?"
Yun Luo said seriously: "Their Mandarin is actually not as standard as I imagined."
Bingbing felt that this young man was very humorous.
"What are your feelings and suggestions for the activities held at the fair?"
"Feelings and suggestions?" Yun Luo raised the pancake fruit in his hand: "It's okay if the things here are more expensive than the outside, the boss also treats them differently, the local ones will add an extra egg, and we are from other places, and we are not even willing to put green onions on us, obviously planning to pit one and count it."
Yun Luo pointed ahead, and the signboard read, "I tasted it and found that where the local specialties are engraved, it is extremely unpalatable."
Chen Youliang, who was on the side, stepped forward and asked, "Can I give my opinion?"
Bingbing nodded.
Chen Youliang picked up the microphone, and his expression became serious.
"I strongly urge the local authorities to build more toilets in this area."
After speaking, he pointed to the long queue of public toilets on the side.
"I saw that there was no long queue over there, so I went to the place, at first I thought it was selling roasted yams, but I queued with the boss for a long time before I found out that it was a public toilet."
Chen Youliang was indignant, and his face became even more ugly.
"What's even more embarrassing is that I also told the boss that I want to eat large pieces, do you know what kind of eyes the people around me used at that time to look at me?"
Bingbing forced a laugh.
She's professional and can't laugh.
What kind of water and soil can give birth to these two talents at the same time?
She kindly reminded, "Two of you, we're going to broadcast this section."
"Will it be on TV?"
"That's right, TV!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, Yun Luo immediately straightened his attitude and cleared his throat.
"The ancient capital of world civilization and the spiritual home of China."
"Poetry and painting travel for a long time, and appreciate the ecology for hundreds of millions of years."
"Explore the thousand-year-old ecology and taste the intoxicating scenery of Changxing."
"A thousand-year-old town, looking forward to your visit."
Chen Youliang looked at Yun Luo in shock, unable to understand why he had changed so much before and after.
"Boss, you're ......."
"You're stupid!" Yun Luo pulled Chen Youliang and said in a low voice, "We definitely can't just suffer ourselves."
Bingbing touched her nose in embarrassment.
Your whispers, can you not be so loud.
She is quite satisfied with this interview, after all, as we all know, videos can be edited.
"Feel the interview between the two of you, didn't you bring your girlfriend over?"
Chen Youliang shook his head: "Early love is not allowed at home."
Yun Luo shook his head: "Me too, but we came with the eldest sister."
"Hmm....... Big sister?"
Both looked back at the same time.
What about people???