Chapter 3 That's not for you to listen to
Outside the main hall.
Even those attendants who stood guard at the door could hear Li Er's 'How can this be true!' ’。
And Li Chong naturally persuaded him to dissipate his anger, after all, since the Wei and Jin dynasties, tomb robbery has been rampant, and it is no longer a matter of one or two days.
"Your Majesty doesn't need to be angry, Princess Changle is not the only one who has been stolen."
"Who else?"
"You don't know each other, it's all your grandson. But to be honest, I'm happy. ”
I saw Li Er glaring at him.
"I mean, it's not that the tomb was stolen, and I'm happy. I am happy because His Majesty still believes what I say. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so angry. ”
Li Er also discovered his gaffe and replied: "If I tell you that your tomb will be stolen in the future, will you be angry?" ”
"No, it won't."
Li Zhong said directly.
"Why?" Li Er squinted at him.
"Because death is death, I have long taken a very light view of life and death. Even if you say that someone has lifted my ashes, I won't frown. ”
"Is there nothing in the world that can make you afraid?"
If that's the case, then this person is really hard to control.
Everyone is an old fox who has lived for so long, and Li Chong certainly understands what Li Er means.
"Yes!"
He replied.
"And what are you afraid of?"
"What I'm most afraid of now is that I can't see Queen Changsun and Princess Changle, I'm here to come, if I can't see it, wouldn't it be a pity to die like this. So, I begged, let me meet them anyway. ”
"See you when you say you'll see you?"
"You can't understand the excitement in the heart of a person a thousand years from now, who is about to meet the ancients in the history books. Speaking of which...... Can you marry Princess Changle to me? ”
Li Chong's words are a bit excessive.
However, who exactly is Princess Changle referring to?
"Among my daughters, there is not one named Changle."
It felt like Li Er was testing him the whole time.
Li Er is really not honest at all, no wonder he would do something to give Fang Xuanling a concubine.
However, Li Chong didn't mind: "That is that it has not been canonized yet, I mean Li Lizhen." She was born with her mother's qi disease, of course, this was just speculation, and then when she was twenty-three years old, she unfortunately died. On her epitaph, she said: The disaster is born and the crossbow shadow, and the year urges Kong to sigh. This crossbow shadow refers to the disease of the chest and abdomen. It's an allusion, but I've forgotten exactly what that allusion says. Anyway, it was two people drinking, and then the crossbow on the wall was reflected in the wine glass, and it happened that the person drank it, and then he got sick. That's pretty much what it means, so later generations used crossbow shadows to describe diseases in the chest and abdomen. ”
"You know a lot."
Li Er said.
"You say, do you dare to marry Li Lizhen to me?"
Li Er looked at Li Chong, and was also weighing whether there was any benefit to doing this.
But first, he still had to ask:
"Why do you have to marry my daughter?"
"Is that difficult, I'll find one at random?"
Li Er: "I mean, you must have some purpose?" ”
Li Chong said: "Of course, this can't be said that there is none. First, being a colt and having money, after all, princesses generally have fiefdoms, and their food and clothing will be guaranteed in the future, even better than many people. ”
"Second, the companion is like a tiger, this is His Majesty's son-in-law, at least the relationship can be closer, if something happens, Your Majesty will definitely look at the face of his son-in-law and show mercy."
"Third, because the history books say that she is good-looking and very virtuous, who doesn't like to be good-looking and virtuous. That's what ...... disease."
"It's a pity that I'm not a doctor, but even if I'm a doctor, it's useless, this disease shouldn't be solved by just one or two people."
Li Er said, "Then why do you want to marry?" ”
Li Chong: "Probably holding one, maybe under my care, she won't get sick." To be honest, feelings will definitely not have feelings now, but feelings can be cultivated slowly in the future. ”
Li Er: "......"
Li Chong: "However, in order to confirm whether he is really good-looking, can I read it first and then consider marrying or not?" ”
Li Er found that this kid's thoughts are always like this, well, it's hard to figure out.
simply refused: "My daughter is very ugly, you should die of this heart." ”
After saying that, he returned to his place and sat down, and took a sip of water by the way, because his mouth was a little dry because he had just said so much.
Li Chong said: "That's no way, then I can only find a better look, when I died in my last life, I was still a virgin, and in this life, I can't leave regrets." ”
"What is a virgin?"
Li Er had completely relaxed now, so he accompanied him and asked.
"I just haven't touched a woman yet."
This directly made Li Er almost choke on drinking water.
"Do you only have women in your head?"
"Food, sex, too. This is a desire that everyone has. Isn't it okay to have only women in your head? ”
"If you want, I'll give you a few."
"Thank you, Your Majesty! I can assure you that your good deeds today will definitely avoid many misfortunes that will happen to you in the future. ”
Li Er suddenly felt that he was a bit like a god stick again.
Except for Li Chong, he did not shave the bald head of a monk.
"What else do you know? Say it, I can give you many, many rewards. ”
Is this trying to keep yourself in captivity?
Before you know it, the sky has slowly darkened.
Li Chong said: "It's not that I don't want to say it, but how can something that is a thousand years old be so easy to finish." ”
"Then tell me about the one that's close."
Li Chong: "It's hard to say. ”
"Why?"
Li Chong: "It's like, if I want to say bad things about a person, and this person is the closest person to you, will you believe it?" If I had said it, what kind of eyes would you have used to look at that person again? ”
"Who are you referring to?"
Li Chong: "Li Chengqian." ”
“……”
Li Chong: "Actually, maybe there is still salvation now." It's just that I believe that the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change, to put it mildly, I don't think Li Chengqian is the best candidate to be the prince, even if he is behaving very well now. ”
"What did he do?"
Li Er asked.
Li Chong: "Do you really want to say? ”
Li Er: "Say." ”
Li Chong: "After the death of Empress Changsun, he raised male pets, and dressed himself as a Turk, let his subordinates steal the cattle and horses of the people's families, cook them on a big ding, play the game of the death of the Turkic Khan, and then let the people around him cry for him, and said, if I become the emperor one day, I will lead tens of thousands of cavalry to the west of Jincheng to hunt, and then wear a cloak and become a Turk, and take refuge in the Turkic Simo Khan. Finally, it is rebellion with others. ”
Let's be honest.
Is this really his own son?
Li Er had to wonder if Li had made it up to fool him.
"Are you sure you don't tell a lie about what you're saying?"
Li Chong: "Why am I lying, I know, these words sound a little outrageous, but this is true." It's all your fault! ”
"My fault?"
Li Chong: "That's right, it may also include Empress Changsun." Because both of you are too him, he can't bear it, so he does such a deviant thing. After a thousand years, this is called rotten. You can be less him from now on, but I guess...... He is still not suitable to be an emperor, if the Tang Dynasty is handed over to him, sooner or later he will die. ”
Li Chong is now not afraid to say anything.
"Then who will be the emperor in the end?"
Li Er asked.
Li Chong: "It's not interesting to say it, isn't it." ”
saw Li Eryi's murderous eyes staring at him.
Li Chong had no choice but to say: "Now, he hasn't been born yet." As for what his name is and which concubine he was born to, I don't think I will say it. After all, if you say it, you may kill him in advance, just so that Li Chengqian can succeed to the throne smoothly. However, if you really do that, it is unknown whether Datang can survive for 289 years. I suggest that you can learn Taoism and rule by doing nothing. ”
"Since you can't change anything, what's the use of you telling me this?"
Li Chong: "Although Li Chengqian is not a good candidate to be the emperor, as a loving father, you can make him an idle king." He is not qualified for the position of His Majesty in terms of ability and character, and even if he is reluctantly allowed to be His Majesty, it will only make everyone miserable. I think that if he is really made His Majesty, he may become a person like Emperor Yang of Sui at any time, no, even Emperor Yang of Sui may be better than him. ”
"How can I trust you with just one mouth?" Li Er sat on the chair and said very plainly.
Li Chong: "That's not for you to listen to, I didn't want to tell you about it." ”
Li Er: "......"