Chapter 61: The Church Camp

Stanley is tall and only needs to lean his upper body forward to get a good view. His eyes were like electric drills, trying to penetrate the paper bag that contained the hamburger. "Goo-dong, look at this tempting burger!"

As if he didn't hear him, Fitz leaned against the window and admired the scenery outside the window, which was even more obvious because of the angle.

"Be polite, Mr. Stanley, and we'll be on our way to church camping again." Ye Guangji stretched out his head to watch with him, and teased with a smile.

"O Lord! Thank you for giving us such a hearty burger. Stanley began to play with his hands folded and looked at the ceiling, and prayed prayerfully.

Ye Guangji smiled and nodded. "Much better!"

"Where is she from? Does anyone know? Among the girls sitting in the front row, a woman with a big sister's head asked the four younger sisters behind her. The eyes of the boys have always been on Fitz, full of jealousy.

"I don't know." The little sisters looked at each other, and the one in front of them answered.

"I wonder if she's from a single family, and you'll have something to talk about then!" The eldest sister looked at the girl who echoed with a relentless face. "Right! Jacqueline"

Jacqueline gives people a gentle and cheerful feeling, and her appearance is the highest among no one. "How about you go and ask her?" She smiled and did not get angry, and her eyes looked directly at the eldest sister's head, not at all cowardly.

"If you shut up, maybe I will." Looking at Jacqueline mockingly, the eldest sister left her seat and walked towards Fitz.

"Don't do that, Danielle." The girl beside Jacqueline was gently dissuaded.

"Hello! I'm Danielle. Danielle just has a bad personality and is not stupid, reaching out to shake each other's hands.

"Oh, hi! I'm Fitz. Fitz was interrupted by a sudden greeting and turned back to Danielle, who was smiling brightly.

"I know, I'd really like to talk to you if I can." Danielle sat down, not as domineering as she was just now, and her attitude was like the sister next door.

"Of course."

"Alright! I want you to remember that I said this with kindness in my heart. But ......" Danielle glanced at the boy behind her, lowered her head and lowered her voice. "Ever since you got on this bus, you've been getting the attention of guys."

Fitz smiled and opened his mouth, nodding his head inexplicably. "What did you say?"

"Honey, don't you think this shirt is tight on your body?" Danielle's gaze wandered up and down the other's face and chest, and Fitz was embarrassed to see her, and unconsciously glanced down. "I'll remind you if I could. What size do you wear? Extra-large! ”

"No thanks. I am fine. ”

Danielle pursed her lips and kept nodding. "Alright! If you change your mind, let me know. ”

"I will."

"Remember your proverbs! The beautiful girl is not careful, like a gold ring on a pig's nose. Danielle smiled and persuaded, with an imperceptible yin and yang weirdness in her tone.

"That's right! You remember your 'Book of Obiah', that a woman who can only bring a flat chest to a banquet is lonely. ”

Danielle looked down at her legs and angrily left, returning to her previous seat and closing her eyes and pretending to sleep.

Fitz bit his lip playfully, shook his fingers and waved his hand in a low voice, "Goodbye." ”

"Great! You are brave. Jacqueline sat excitedly next to Fitz, her eyes full of adoration.

"Trust me, it's nothing."

"I'm Jacqueline."

"I'm Fitz."

"I want you to know that that passage is not in the 'Book of Obiah.'" Jacqueline stiffly found a topic and wanted to talk to the other person.

"Oh, I know."

"Okay, it's great that you're here! I ......" as we chatted, the relationship between the two gradually became closer.

"Help me talk to him, brother." Stanley's eyes stayed on Fitz, deeply impressed by her intelligence and beauty.

"Dude, you should tell her yourself."

"Jeffrey, don't do that. Help me warm up with her, man. ”

"She's already spicy! Go say hi to him. I can't do this for you forever, man. "Obviously, this guy possessed by Ye Guangji often acts as a wingman for the other party. But he has never even talked about love, and it is really difficult for him to help pick up girls, so he can only refuse euphemistically.

"Alright! Forget it, when I didn't ask. Stanley looked out the window, the appearance of the rice worm on the brain, and the thoughts in his mouth kept fragmenting. Friend...... Don't do that, friend. Don't call, my friend. ”

"Don't do that, man."

"I'm your friend, your best friend. you, man. ”

"Really?" The corners of Stanley's mouth turned up, but it wasn't obvious yet, and he knew it would work.

"Do you think I'll be your wingman forever? When do you plan to take off? ”

"When to take off, I fly every day."

"Up, let me see your wings. Fly! ”

Ye Guangji was agitating Stanley, but Stanley was quite shy about contacting strange girls, and he didn't act when he said a lot of things, so he was forced to be anxious and roared out. "Alright, get down." The roar captured the attention of the entire carriage, everyone. The team leader, who was sitting in the co-pilot, tried to turn around and try to see what was happening.

Stanley: "Jesus said ...... to Moses"

"That's right."

"When Moses Tried to Climb Jesus' ......"

"Bed."

"Bed? Bed! After he drank too much. ”

"Yes."

The two awkwardly tried to salvage the situation, singing and harmonizing as if they were performing cross talk. The people in the carriage were at a loss and gradually withdrew their gaze.

"Amen, brother."

"I'm sorry, brother." Stanley recognized his mistake and sincerely apologized.

The noisy conversation in the bus upset the team leader, he stood up, pressed his hands down and said, "Hey, guys." Okay, let's calm down, how about we take five deep breaths! I'll come first. ”

The people in the car were still talking to themselves, and everyone paid attention to him at all. The irrepressible nature made him hysterical and roared: "Shut up!! ”

The roar startled everyone, and some of the girls clutched their chests with frightened faces. After yelling, he quickly put away his gaffe and showed his trademark smirk.

"Okay! I know there are many new faces this year, so we're going to talk about the rules. But first, let's make some introductions. I'm the camp director, Doug. I'm excited to work with you this year to make sure our campers make a difference when they leave the Friends Church camp. ”

"Amen." Jacqueline listened intently, folded her hands and prayed reverently.

"You guys are a special group, so I have something special for you. See this? It's a jar, a jar. But there's nothing in there, but if you do something good. For example, if you follow the rules or show strong leadership skills, I will put a marble in the jar. ”

Doug demonstrated, showed a glass bead to the crowd, and threw it into the jar. "If you do something wrong, such as not following the rules, the marbles are going to come out!"

"No, what are we going to do." When the marbles were taken out, a girl accompanied his performance, exclaiming like a child.

"I'll explain that to you later, Cornett."

"Let's say it's the weekend, and if we have a jar full of marbles, guess what? Let's have a pizza party!! Everybody loves pizza, right? Excited? ”

"Heh, his voice sounds like gay. It's so much fun! Ye Guangji patted the back of Stanley's head, he spoke so loudly that the entire carriage could hear it. After his reminder, Stanley saw Doug's ugly face.

"I mean...... Pizza party, so much fun! What a great idea! ”

Doug's face stiffened, and he found the list of people sitting on the bus, and called for Stanley's full name to be confirmed. "Mr. Stanley, I want you to know that there is no homosexuality at the Friends Church camp, nor is there homosexuality or deviation of any kind."

"Column is like rule one, no big planes are allowed."

"What, are you serious? Dude, I'm halfway through it now! ”

"I'm helping him, don't be such a buddy."

Low people are coaxing, they can't fall in love, they can't do what everyone loves to do, what's the point.

"That's, guys, the rules aren't set by me, they're God's will."

Outside the window, an enlarged bus was erected, and through the transparent window glass, you could see the picture of blood gushing in it. Pairs of burgers are eaten and a pair of white Kuril rings are printed on the glass. The meatloaf is rich in gravy and sprayed everywhere. The people in the car ignored Doug and put their faces against the windows to watch, and couldn't help but whistle. The girl blushed and peeked through her fingers.

The speed of the bus was faster, and soon the overtaking disappeared. For the rest of the journey, nothing special happened in the car, and the driver's dashing drift around the corner stirred up a cloud of dust, and he opened the door before the car could stop steadily. "Alright, everyone get out of here!"

Doug got out of the car first and stood by the door. "Alright, everyone! Come on, today is a big day. ”

Everyone got out of the car one after another and greeted him. "Hi, nice to meet you."

Ye Guangji and the others finally got out of the car, and Doug and the driver said, "Leon, remember to pick up the campers at Crane Primary School at seven o'clock." ”

"Will I remember? OK? The driver, Leon, shook his legs and looked excited, and there was no place on his body to stop moving.

"I don't want to repeat the mistakes of last summer, remember? When you go to the casino, the camper is locked in the car for twelve hours. I have received a lot of angry calls from parents, many campers have unsubscribed, and now people are not easy to deceive, how can we make money if you still do this! ”

Doug's chatter irritates Leon, who is in a state of euphoria, and gess at him with his middle finger and curses Vaco incessantly. Drive away. "We're on a consensus, aren't we? Ahem, ahem! Instead of getting an answer, Doug ate a mouthful of exhaust and dust.