Chapter 65: The Food War

They were busy everywhere in pairs, and the number of them in this group was an odd number, and it was clear that some of the groups had left separately. At this time, the woman who was separated was lying down on a blanket in the forest with a man who had come with her.

"That's interesting." The man gasped and sighed comfortably.

"Yes."

The woman said this but her face was full of disgust, and she turned sideways and flipped through the schoolbag on the side.

"What's wrong?"

"Give me a cigarette, I won't play."

The man stood up in disbelief, straightening his clothes and expression. "You know what? Cigarettes make the woman more like a seller after the fact. ”

"I said you get out." The woman rolled her eyes and lay down on the blanket to close her eyes and take a nap.

The man was humming a little song as he walked along the forest road, when suddenly there was the sound of dry leaves crushing nearby. In his mind, he thought it was a small animal making a noise. Moving on, a cart with large pancakes blocked the road.

He glanced around suspiciously, but found no one else and exclaimed, "Wow! What a big pancake. ”

A two-meter-tall figure appeared behind him and grabbed him by the jaw. The cracking of bones and the glowing red bark of his face caused him to scream in terror through the trees for the resting woman to hear.

"Ahh Yes!! ”

"Tefuli? Damn it, Tefuli! Stop the ink, come out! ”

The woman picked up something to the side and stood up. "You'd better take the cigarette I want. Teflis? Is that you, Teffoli! ”

"Damn it, Teffrey, I hear you! I saw you dangling around outside, you bastard. ”

The man hadn't shown up yet, and she felt stupid right now. "I swear, you're the most spineless, useless piece of waste I've ever seen! And guess what, you're small. ”

"Haha, yes, I bet you heard that, didn't you? You can't please me, and you probably can't please anyone, because you're a bitch, a little piece of waste. I know you hear me, get out of here! ”

I had to sigh at her courage, and she frantically output at the two-meter-high axe demon between the trees. It wasn't until something round smashed into her chest that she shuddered and stopped. Dumbfounded and looking down at what was rolling off the side, she was so frightened that she couldn't make any sound.

The Axe Demon suddenly appeared in front of her, and his solid hands grabbed her, causing her to scream and not break free. Gradually, the axe demon broke it into a ball and placed it on the ground as a dining table, enjoying a huge pancake stained with honey syrup.

"Uh-huh, ah, God, no, no, no. Ahhh ”

……

Everyone laughs and laughs and heads to the restaurant, where Stanley successfully hooks up with the girl with the leaf, smoking cigarettes and alcoholic beverages, and playing role-playing and bondage. The two left the girls for a while and went to take a shower and change clothes.

"Mr. Simpson's Exclusive Lumberjack Pancake Batter, the best boxed breakfast money can buy." Fitz is in the pasta area, reading the advertising slogan on the carton.

"Well, just adding water?" Fitz showed a disgusted expression when he saw the production method, how can he show his cooking skills so simply?

"You can't just add water!" She opened the package and poured the flour into the bowl, adding spices such as honey, chili powder, salt, etc., and she also creatively substituted oil for water and noodles.

"That's it! Perfect pancakes. ”

Fitz tied his loose hair into a ponytail and stirred the colorful batter.

"Alright! Look at you, makeover on recipes. I like people who have ideas. ”

The black fat man Reggie praised with a smile, and when he got closer, he saw the colorful batter, and hesitated: "Mind my ......"

"Of course!"

Reggie dipped his fingers in the raw batter and put it in his mouth to taste. Suppressing the desire to cough constantly, her mind raced to think about how to get her to give up this batter.

"What do you think?"

Fitz's expectant look of praise made him unbearable to say hurtful words. Holding back the strange taste in his mouth, he praised with a bitter face: "Very good!" ”

"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine!"

"You can eat a little more."

"Yes and no."

"Uh-huh, don't you like it? I'm trying new recipes so ......"

The strange taste in his mouth dissipated a lot, and Reggie felt that he could do it again. But he didn't want to taste it again, and thought about diverting the subject.

"Of course I do! I haven't had such good pancakes since Steve. ”

"Wow, who's Steve?"

"Steve! You haven't heard of Steve! ”

"Nope." Fitz is a little shy, is Steve a very famous person?

"The best chef I've ever met, he has his own restaurant."

Ye Guangji, who had finished changing his clothes, happened to come in, Reggie's eyes lit up, and the opportunity to get out came. "Gee, where's my blueberry jam, there's a big jar here. Oh, you're running out, I'm going to the warehouse to get another can. ”

When Reggie passed by Ye Guangji's side, with a meaningful smile, he patted his chest and secretly pushed him on the back. "Come on, you're looking forward to the delicious pancakes!"

"Okay."

Black Fat left the aisle with only two people left. The masked talent reminded him that the other party liked relatively quiet people, so he didn't speak first, and the awkward atmosphere spread. Until Fitz turned his back to him and said hi.

"We, uh, what are we doing?"

"Make pancakes."

"Cool, look what's here!"

With Ye Guangji's eyesight, he naturally saw the carton on the side. I thought that although the color was a little richer, the taste of the whole material should be no worse. Stick out your little thumb and dip a little bit into your mouth and taste.

"I've tried a lot of recipes, and there's a lot of ingredients in them."

"I rub it, it smells so disgusting. That fat black man is damned, let him eat more before sending him away. Ye Guangji complained wildly in his heart, and he had to endure praise on his face. It's unclear that he doesn't want to do evil to anyone, and he's counting on this to trigger side quests on them. "Wow, this is definitely different."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Not the same?"

"It's not the same. It's different, it's good. ”

"I want to surprise everyone! We had a very bad day, and many of us were inexplicably frightened. ”

"It was an absolute surprise! It was a pleasant surprise. Ye Guangji nodded, thinking about how to destroy this pot of batter.

"Good, you know, I had a problem with the recipe, it wasn't written like that."

"Pretty good, isn't it? I'll take another bite. He pretended to taste the batter again, and buckled a handful in his hand. Taking advantage of Fitz's inattention, it was all wiped on her face.

"Oh my God!"

Fitz smiled and didn't get angry, picked up the basin and joked, "Oh, I think we're going to talk about this." ”

"No, no, no, no." Ye Guangji stretched out his hands to resist forward, and his footsteps kept retreating.

"You have to do it now."

"Hahaha."

"Come back to me, and I'll catch you."

The two chased and fought in the kitchen, grabbing ingredients that were not dangerous and throwing them at each other. There was a lot of commotion, which attracted the attention of other people, and there were other people who were busy feeling that the restaurant was all on board.

"Wow, haha."

"Ahh What the? It's fire. ”

Sauces and ingredients are flying all over the sky, some people are throwing marshmallows that are burning on fire, and petite girls are slapped on the floor by large cakes. Stanley is even more sassy, using a shower with an extended pipe, which is specially sprinkled on the girls to appreciate the wet temptation. Some vacuum packaging is a feast for the eyes.

The slapstick action gradually went out of line, and relatively hard fruits such as watermelon and pineapple were also thrown out by others. Those who thought it was too much and wanted to stop it were all besieged by everyone.

While they were fighting, something went wrong with the town's police station. No matter how much the female police officers analyzed, they could not find clues, and the police officers who went out to search did not come with good news.

"Xie Pu, go to the Ranger Station and tell Station Master Hall that we need more people to help find these travelers. After that you take the map and go to them so that they don't go out of the search range, which is of no use to us. ”

"Okay!" The male police officer left with pancakes completely coated in honey syrup and squatted on the steps outside the police station to eat.

The female police officer had no clue about the case, closed her eyes and rubbed her temples, soothing her tired nerves. Looking sideways at the trash can, I thought of the doctor who was talking nonsense. I flipped through the newspaper fragments and watched them one by one, and after thinking for a moment, I picked up the microphone and dialed it.

"Hello, Mary. I'm Lucy from the Lumberjack Town Police Department. Yes, I need you to do me a favor, can you help me check Dr. Cliff? His surname ......" There was a strange sound coming from the back of the police station, and the female police officer held the microphone and listened carefully for a moment. "Mary, I'll call you later."

The female police officer hung up Mary's phone and placed her right hand on top of her waist with a gun. As she searched the rooms one by one, another loud bang rang out, making her sure it was coming from outside the police station. Open the pistol safety with both hands on the gun, count three in your heart, and slam open the back door of the police station.

"Who? Who's there! I see you. ”

"Strange, no one?"

The pistol was ready to fire, and the female police officer scanned the backyard vigilantly, but did not find anything that made a sound. When he let his guard down and turned around, he slammed headlong into the rotten and smelly hard embrace, and looked up at the bark mask, his thick bloodshot eyes revealing murder and madness.

The axe demon slammed into her chest with a punch, sending her flying high and throwing her miles away. The pain in her chest inspired the female police officer to fight, grabbed the pistol and pulled the trigger desperately. "You monster, fuck you, bastard, die."

The spear hit the axe demon in the chest, and he stood still and endured it, only to fall straight backwards until the magazine was empty. The female police officer got up and changed her magazine, and looked closer to the motionless axe demon. She didn't dare to lean over to test her pulse, so she shot him to make up for it. The wound from which the bullet was fired was not blood, but some kind of yellowish dry powder.

She stepped over the axe demon and picked up the microphone to make a call. "Ahh

The female police officer let go of the microphone and slowly fell, and a short-handled axe on her waist sank into the small half. The Axe Demon walked slowly and playfully with heavy steps. She struggled to half-sit up on her desk, picked up something on it and smashed it at the Axe Demon. Bullets couldn't kill him, and all this mess was useless.

As the Axe Demon got closer, she became more desperate, her eyes widening in horror and her throwing things faster. As the table was emptied, she grabbed the cup she usually drank from and threw it over, the liquid of which spilled onto the axe demon's body, emitting black smoke from aqua regia's corrosive object.

The Axe Demon let out a beastly cry that didn't resemble a human, and its scarlet eyes turned behind him as he turned away from the police station. The female police officer pulled out the axe with her backhand and fainted on the floor in pain.