Chapter 9 All of you here are scum
"Aspirin preparations, common aspirin tablets, aspirin enteric-coated tablets, ......"
On the podium, Zhang Dexing craned his neck and began to talk about the class on his own.
Luo Tianyu was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at the class schedule in his hand.
Chinese Medicine.
It's his class, there's nothing wrong with that.
So what are you doing here?!
"Our class is Chinese medicine! Not Western medicine! A boy with black glasses suddenly stood up and interrupted Zhang Dexing's lecture.
Now the eyes of the whole class converged.
Luo Tianyu also cast his gaze in surprise.
"I'm a substitute teacher now." Zhang Dexing's face instantly turned gloomy, and he said in a deep tone: "What I go on, you just listen to!" ”
"We are studying Chinese medicine!"
"Chinese medicine?" Zhang Dexing rolled his eyes disdainfully: "I'm a doctor of Western medicine!" How is it possible to teach something that backward! ”
"If you can't teach, don't come! We want TCM teachers! The man with black glasses exclaimed justifiably.
"Sit down! Disrupt the classroom again......" Zhang Dexing's forehead burst out with green tendons.
"We want TCM teachers! We want TCM teachers! ”
The other students also seemed to be infected, and they shouted together, and the sound directly covered Zhang Dexing's words.
The word 'traditional Chinese medicine' is particularly harsh for Zhang Dexing.
Yesterday was a stinky Chinese medicine doctor, which caused him to lose a big face!
Zhang Dexing was so angry that his whole body trembled.
But in the face of the sound of so many students brushing together, he was also very powerless.
"A school of stinky fish and rotten shrimp!"
After Zhang Dexing scolded angrily, he slammed the door and walked out of the classroom.
Some of the students cheered, but soon fell silent.
There's still no one to teach them.
It seems that I can only study on my own first.
Luo Tianyu watched the whole process, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching slightly.
This is blowing away the teacher?
It's a little too fierce.
"Well, that's the case again." Su Xuanyue on the side sighed softly.
"Again?"
Luo Tianyu keenly grasped the words: "Have you also picked up the teacher before?" ”
Now as a teacher, he thinks it is necessary to understand this matter.
"Not really, today is the first one."
Su Xuanyue stretched her waist: "Probably because this teacher teaches Western medicine knowledge, after all, the Western medicine teachers who used to substitute for the teacher can barely use Chinese medicine textbooks to read from the textbook." ”
"Either a Western medicine teacher, or a self-study class."
Su Xuanyue pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly: "Can't the college arrange a good Chinese medicine teacher for us?" ”
"Then what kind of Chinese medicine teacher do you think can be considered good?" Luo Tianyu was a little curious.
"At least you have to have strong expertise." Su Xuanyue thought about it and added: "Of course, it would be better if she looked good." ”
Luo Tianyu nodded thoughtfully.
"Forget it, I don't want to do anything beautiful, let's chat." Su Xuanyue leaned over to Luo Tianyu's side: "Tell me, why are you fighting so badly?" ”
The scene where Luo Tianyu easily solved the four strong men before really left a deep impression on her.
"We'll talk later."
Saying that, Luo Tianyu stood up and walked straight onto the podium.
"Let's stop for a moment." Luo Tianyu coughed lightly.
“???”
This sudden sentence made all the students have black question mark faces.
Who is this?
What do you want to do?
"That ......" Luo Tianyu glanced at the students present, and after a pause, he slowly spoke: "With all due respect, everyone here is scum. ”
Quiescence.
Deathly silence.
Then the whole classroom exploded!
"! Who are you hooking? Dare to say that we are scum?! ”
Several grumpy students stood up directly.
"My name is Luo Tianyu."
Luo Tianyu picked up a piece of chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard: "It's your new teacher in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine." ”
Once again, the class fell silent.
All the students present were stunned.
Especially Su Xuanyue, her small mouth was wide open, and her face was full of disbelief.
What?
He, he's the new teacher?!
"You're highly educated? Published many SCI papers? The man with black glasses stood up again at this time and looked directly at Luo Tianyu.
"I don't have a high degree and I didn't go to college."
Luo Tianyu shrugged: "As for the paper, it's been too long, I forgot how many I have sent." ”
As soon as he heard that Luo Tianyu hadn't even gone to college, there was immediately a contemptuous laugh under the podium.
"Huh!"
The man with dark glasses also sneered disdainfully: "Then why do you say that we are all scum?" Or rather, why did you become our teacher? ”
"That's right! Why?! ”
The other classmates also stood up indignantly and began to question Luo Tianyu.
"I'll tell you the truth."
Luo Tianyu smiled and played with chalk with one finger.
At this time, there was also a sense of anxiety in the classroom.
"I don't want to be a ...... who didn't even go to college" The man with dark glasses pushed the frame of his glasses and glared at Luo Tianyu coldly.
"Let's take you."
Luo Tianyu directly interrupted his speech: "You should have some soreness in your waist and knees recently, lack of energy, increased sweating, and shortened the duration." Right? ”
The man in black glasses was dumbfounded.
All of them were hit, and he had all of them.
Subconsciously, the man with black glasses nodded, but quickly shook his head again, blushing and quibbling: "I don't have a short time!" ”
"It doesn't matter."
Luo Tianyu waved his hand: "The point is that what is soaked in your teacup is wolfberry, rehmannia and schisandra." ”
"So, so what?" The man in black glasses was shocked.
The water in his teacup is that color, Luo Tianyu can still accurately see the type of medicinal herbs?
"Think you have a kidney deficiency, so you need to make up for it?" Luo Tianyu raised his eyebrows.
"I don't have a kidney ......," the man with dark glasses still wanted to quibble.
"You are a kidney deficiency, and what you soaked is indeed a Chinese herbal medicine that nourishes the kidney." Luo Tianyu interrupted him again: "But it's against kidney yin deficiency!" ”
"But the palms of your hands and feet are not hot, but you are afraid of cold, which is a manifestation of kidney yang deficiency."
Luo Tianyu's expression became serious: "If you make a mistake in supplementing your kidney like you, you will only make up for it more and more!" ”
The man with dark glasses was completely dumbfounded, and he felt like he had been struck by lightning.
For Luo Tianyu's words, he couldn't refute them at all.
"So, what should I drink?" The man in black glasses snorted, full of supplication.
"Astragalus, ginseng, and oysters."
Luo Tianyu smiled faintly.
Darkglasses nodded, sat down silently, and said no more.
The students present were in an uproar.
As students with black glasses, they know how arrogant they are.
As a result, the current performance of black glasses is convincing?!
Luo Tianyu did not pause, and pointed to another classmate who stood up to denounce him.
"And then there's you, just now I passed by and saw the test paper you wrote, prescribing such a large dose of malt herbs to a lactating woman, what do you think? Don't you know that malt weans a woman? ”
The classmate was stunned.
Soon he sat down silently with a red face.
"Ah, don't mention it, the prescriptions for stasis and hemostatic drugs and astringent hemostatic drugs are written backwards."
"And you, what is the fragrant herbivore that you write? That's aromatherapy and geese don't eat grass. ”
“……”
Luo Tianyu chalked and pointed one after another.
And those classmates, without exception, all obediently sat back in their seats.
"As for you, you have a plaster cast tied to your arm, and you have to stand up, it's really hard for you." Luo Tianyu walked off the podium at this time and came to the last boy standing.
"I ......"
And the plaster boy was also extremely weak at this time.
After all, there were so many classmates who stood up just now, and now he is the only one left.
However, at this time......
Luo Tianyu stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbed the classmate's arm, and twisted it fiercely!
Boom!
A crisp and penetrating sound ringing in everyone's ears!